I apologize my friend Rudey. Please don't be jealous of I, for I took one for the team with Michael Jackson. I am now loving life with my many riches.

No, Rudey it was not I who was in R Kelly's video. I heard a rumor however that you are actually Bob Saggot. Your performances in Half Baked was to die for. BTW...did you ever really do what you do just for a line of cocaine? Im sorry never found a girl on Full House. But don't you find it odd that you lived happily with 2 other men?

Is the reason you quote Cody Lambert in your signature because you like to beat women just like he was in the news for doing?

-Rudey

So tell me about the 9 years it took for you to graduate from Joliet Jr. College

I'm beginning to think this is more rumble in the jungle...all talk and no action. :p

I would not mind having DMX as president! He's a cutie.

OMGWTFBBQ???

I was watching TV the other day and it's nice how you got a star role on a Devry commercial.

-Rudey
--You look 45 though homie

Rudey,

Just because you were the "banker" in Monopoly does not mean you can go around saying you are an investment banker. The only bank you've ever been around is your piggy bank, in which you spent all 3.34 cents on a Push Pop

Are you writing this from the methadone clinic or the rehab center?

-Rudey

Your mothers bedroom. Are you writing from an all male bunny ranch or Michael Jacksons Ranch?

Why would I be on Michael's ranch? He refused to pay me dude. Now you're being silly.

-Rudey
--So basically the all male bunny ranch that you frequent for the happy ending massage

This thread is so the walk-off in Zoolander.

"They're break-dance fighting."

will you please come with something better than that. Even your boy toy name Manny from Peru is laughing at you

OMG Soooooooo good.

"I can derelict my own balls, thank you very much."

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? "

ohmigod! this is too funny!!!

*sorry i'll go back to watching the tennis match of verbal insults*

I'm just very disappointed that Dionysus' original post got deleted.

Some people say they aren't "REAL" anyway.

I heart Bobby for making GC fun!!!!


Now, while Bobby and Rudey ARE *fighting*, tell me about what the two of you are wearing.....

I want details.......

Why would my boy toy be from Peru? He's from Thailand and he is good with his little hands because he was trained in a Nike factory.

Are you still hanging out in Hollywood with those guys that wear the tight Diesel jeans and make their money doing lewd acts?

-Rudey

well I am wearing light blue board shorts and a Penguin shirt. me and my god daughter got backf rom the beach and now i am lookin after her until her bitch mommy picks her up.

as for rudey, well I can only assume he is wearing nothing but his boy toy from Thailand

Hey by the way Ricky Martin called and said to remind you to bring home some Chinese food tonight.

-Rudey
--Don't worry, he remembered to rent Love Actually.

Hijack/
Jharb and breathsgelatin, you two are awesome for quoting Zoolander!
/end Hijack

This reminds me of elementary school when kids would go back and forth saying "Yo Mama" jokes which would turn into a "Diss War." Please continue boys, this is the best entertainment GC has seen in a while!

That's why yo mama got one long leg and one short leg. The boys around the way call her Hip-Hop.

I wonder how on earth you can walk straight after Shaq was done with you. Oh well, you are a rich man now. Don't worry I won't call the cops on you for prostetution.

You are being disgusting now.

-Rudey

You lose

How do I lose? Let's face it. Shaq was in Cali. You were in Cali. All of a sudden Shaq leaves?

Coincidence? I think not.

You hate the Lakers. You and Kobe tag teamed on that girl. Somehow you got romantically involved with Shaq. Things turned sour as soon as the governor said gay marriages were not allowed in California. Next thing you know Shaq is leaving the Lakers and you're crying for 3 weeks watching Fried Green Tomatoes and Beaches.

-Rudey
--You broke up the team man!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Shaq is richer than Kobe. I am a gold digger. so sue me. Atleast I am a gold digger. we make more money than hookers like yourself. Remember that one time you and Shaq met at Nikki Beach in Miami? Well he certainly didn't forget. He was pretty disappointed when he wasnt traded to the bulls to be near you.

And so what if I destroyed the Lakers. The world knows I am powerful. And quit IMing me telling me you enjoy watching that TOP GUN scene where they are play shirtless volleyball. That is just sick dude.

If you don't want me IMing you about that Top Gun scene don't IM me telling me you love it when Tom Cruise dances in his underwear.

-Rudey

So i was listening to the radio during dedication hour...and Rudey dedicated " I touch myself" by the Divinyls to me.

LISTEN RUDEY. I dont want you thinking about me. And if you DO think about me, I dont want you touching yourself WHEN you think about me. YOU GOT THAT?

This is now officially my favorite thread ever...maybe still somewhat pointless, but too too funny. :D Thanks boys.

(ps Jess this totally reminded me of Zoolander too)

Oh G-d, that image was just too disturbing.

Go to Bobbyisgay.com. It exists. I win.

-Rudey

This is fun!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum...ns/popcorn.gif

Everyone go to it. Look who the webmaster is. It's RUDEY



Rudey, when are you going to tell everyone you are PAT from SNL?

NO more Song Dedications k ?

I heart BobbyTheDon. Seriously, I do.

Wow! Finally there is a man who appeals to Republicans and Democrats alike!

Pat from SNL? Most of these people don't even know who that is. Dude can we keep the pop culture references to asexual creatures pretty recent for the general population?

Anyway I think it's quite nice of you that you didn't sue Jim McGreevey. I mean he is the governor of NJ and has some major cash so it's nice that you kept the relationship intact and didn't collect money.

-Rudey

Easssy Pat. So are you going to propose to your Thai boy toy with a ring pop or that ring worm on your anus.

oh btw, so...you never answered me. how did it feel when R Kelly Pee'd on you?