| Dionysus |
10-14-2004 03:10 PM |
found on another forum...
So I don't understand why people laugh at me when I tell them I get up an hour early in the morning to get my poop on. That is, to be able to defecate before I take my shower so that I can walk around with that "clean" feeling during the day and not have to sit my ass down on those nasty men's stalls in public restrooms and possibly end up in a stall without any toilet paper or seat covers or piss on the seat or brown streaks all over the bowl or whatnot. What's the big deal? Get your poop on, people, I say, and start out the day clean and empty! Last time used a public toilet to poop: August 24, 2000. And Proud Of It.
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SO.. um... do you guys think its weird if I only go every 4 days or so?? For some weird twisted psychological reason I HATE, erm, 'making a deposit'. I put it off as long as possible and only do it under extreme duress.
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I actually prefer to poop at work, saves me TP at home.
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