Waylon seems Obvious, since he's always worshipping his boss.

Lenny & Carl b/c there was that episode when Arty Ziff makes Homer think that Marge wants him so Homer & Lenny escape to work the oil rigs. When the rig is burning & Lenny won't get into the helicopter saying,"There's nothing in that helicopter for me" & Carl pokes his head out saying, "I wouldn't be too sure of that." It has to be these 2.

Smithers is too obvious.

Selma. Hmmm...She might be one too b/c she doesn't like men at all.

The Comic Book Guy wanted to marry Xena in one episode so I don't think it's him.

Otto was previously engaged to a chick too.

I'm sure it's going to be Smithers. My husband pointed out that while *we* know Smithers is gay, *Springfield* doesn't know that Smithers is gay.

Besides, he deserves to find someone to make him happy. Burns ain't gonna do it, y'know. And I can't see Smithers being the one proposing...

LOL

HEY! No raggin on Disco Stu!

bumping up this thread b/c it's hilarious.

The season premiere is coming soon right?

Bart!! You haven't seen him with a girl in a long time!!

I think the season starts after the World Series, like in November.

I'm not sure. I saw previews for the all new Halloween special so it could be right after or right before. Then again, last years Halloween special debuted in November.

Duff Man is NOT gay. Case in point:

Female bartender: Hey! You said if I slept with you, I wouldnt have to touch the drunks!
DM: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oh yeah!

Well, a woman already plays Bart's voice...

(Ohio University grad Nancy Cartwright)

Duffman... can't breathe! oh no!

Duff Man can never die! Only the actors who portray him!

*bump*

Ummm...did we ever find out who came out b/c I've been watching & haven't seen it yet.

I think we find out some time this month

Smithers equates to Mr. Garrison (only less vulgar) as a gay cartoon character, but it would be too easy to make him come out of the closet.

This has to be someone who's been out of the spotlight for sometime.... Otto? Principal Skinner? One of Marge's Twins? How about Nelson (diverting all that aggression)?

This will be a mystery for a while...

Groundskeeper Willie? We don't really know TOO much about him. What about Moe?

I still think Moe is a very viable candidate. This would explain his annual suicide attempt around Christmas.

The drama queen.

It is this Sunday's episode.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

And in other news,

Homer is an internet-ordained minister

Selma married Disco Stu (and has since recieved an annullment from John Paul II....ya!)

Patty's Significant other is a pro golfer....in marge's words...no suprises there :-D


BREAKING: VERONICA IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





But, Patty is still gay. But with no wife/husband/whaddeva you call it.

And just because you're a Lesbian doesn't make you less a 'bein.