Yes. Why, you ask? Prostate.

Ok guys- the deal? Without any kind of prep, anal sex hurts!!! You can't do it "accidently". Your partner will notice. If you think you can just slip it in without her saying something you are admitting to a very small member.

Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa.

This thread contains WAY too much information.

disturbingly true...

I approve this post. I also agree with. Butt-lovin' sickos!

Even straight men?

Imperial1

I thought at first it was funny but now I'm kinda grossed out. Plus I'm worried that I shouldn't have looked at this thread at work.

-Rudey

http://www.fatalemedia.com/videos/be...boyfriend.html

edit: do you know how many times I've referenced that link today?

No because I haven't been here all day. Now answer my question. I am unable to watch any videos online as of now. Lemme just give you a scenario:

I'm with my man and we bout to do some serious sexin, so then all of a sudden he asks if I want him to fuck me in the ass. In response I ask him "Do you want me to fuck you in the ass?" and his answer "Hell naw!" So then if you don't want it done to you, why would I want it have done to me?

Imperial1

Exactly, I was with a group of freinds, on one joking asked me if we could have anal (not my boyfriend, just a friend) my witty reply was "if i can return the favor on you"

I gained alot of respect that day...

And alarm . . .

176.

I can't believe I'm actually replying on this thread, but i dont have anything else to do!

I would say the ONLY ONLY ONLY way I would ever ever have anal sex is with my husband. I would have to have so much trust and feel TOTALLY comfortable with the person and also KNOW that he would be the last person I would ever have sex with.
Still....it would be a big maybe if I would do it all. It sounds sooooo unappealing.

That said, I wouldn't be offended if a guy asked. I would turn them down nicely, but not everyone thinks its as gross as I do, so why shouldnt they ask if they want to? (As long as they asked tastefully, like using actual terms, not "can i go in the back door?" or something like that)

Alright....I'm done now.....

i'll put it in the boo boo if she asks....but i'm not up for surprising her like that.....i got other tricks that'll keep her "coming" back. and hell no, my asshole is an exit.

the movie "road trip" gives clues how to bust a nut in that manner. i'm really ok on it, though. i'll be traditional.

so i'm just going by the obvious and concluding that, guys, you absolutely DO NOT have permission to put your willy wonka in our chocolate factories. its our no-no spot unless our job description specifies otherwise.

Ahahahha!!!! Well said.... I think. ;)

But most girls don't. Ain't too many girly "Stan's" that you'll find out there talking bout "Pain is such a sudden rush to me" Eminem.

Imperial1

Post of the week, agreed?

Yeah, but there are some girls that REALLY like it. There must be a reason for that.

Not to mention the gay-male population.

I'll second that nomination. Willy Wonka.... damn, I gotta remember that one.

My boss of my school-year job tried to get me to talk with her about her sex life and I used the Willie Wonka quote (altered a bit). Hopefully that will keep her away for awhile.

*I HATE when she tries to talk to me about her sex life. Mainly because I can't understand how someone could get drunk enough to go home with her.

haha yeah willy wonka can be a show stopper. my best friend just busted it out the other night. he was like "can i put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory?" and it was the funniest thing cause he was acting serious. if a guy REALLY tried to use that on me...i'd laugh at him so hard that humiliation would send him into hiding in another country for the next 13 years until he was forced to leave the village. i'd prolly STILL be laughing.

*personal experience, it'll get you some crazy looks and can definately freak someone out enough that they'll leave you alone. my advicde: use it and use it well...

Re: Is there a sexy way to ask for anal sex?
 

Not really. One time I had a girl tell me to stick it in her ass and to phuck her hard. It worked for me.

My ex had to beg and plead to even get me to consider it, and I finally gave in. I don't think there's any really sexy or romantic way to ask for it if the girl hasn't already considered it (and you know this for a fact). But, that's my opinion.

I have to post this- just because- well I HAVE to- for your entertainment pleasure

I was talking to this guy sort of- but not really. He's okay. We;ve hung out a little here and there-
well Friday night after a long night of drinking and stuff we were kissing and he tells me the reason he quit talking to me to begin with (other than I didnt return calls) was because he knew I was sort of different than him and I asked how and he busts out
"Because there is no way you would fist f#@& me in the a$$"

He was right!
I grabbed my stuff and asked his roommate to give me a lift but I didnt tell him why.
There is no polite way to ask for that, I guess... but there is no way I am doing it!

:eek: lol

Thanks for sharing that lol ... he wanted to be fisted in the ass? God that sounds painful.

Ummm.... ewww. That's just a little icky and no way in hell I'd ever do it. My ass hurts just thinking about it :eek:

http://strangetalk.net/images/smiles...suspicious.gif I'm not sure how to respond to that- so I'll post this:

http://strangetalk.net/images/smiles/bjoyride.gif

Here is my opinion as a girl on this topic.... I think that if you are with a girl on a regular basis, there are easy ways to tell if she would even consider this. In all seriousness, if it is something that you are really interested in, then you should start with your hands and explore, and PAY ATTENTION to her reaction. That should tell you whether or not you should even get close to bringing up the subject of putting other parts of your anatomy there. I hope this helps in some tiny way. :p

I dont want anything in my ass. Thanks.

Re: Is there a sexy way to ask for anal sex?
 

no

Oh. My. God.

does the fact that that story made me laugh so hard that i cried make me a bad person?

yea, that was pretty funny.

OH.
MY.
GOD.

Tucker Max is effing hilarious.

Hey all-

I got a few reported posts about the Tucker Max story. While I agree that it is hilarious, it is, unfortunately, a huge violation of the Greekchat TOS. Cash- you can post a link to it if you want.

-ZTAngel

Sorry, one-way exit check valve there... Not into fudgepacking at all.