I'm Dying Over Hea!!!!!!!
 

I'm hollering over her at that one..."Shi-tay"!!!!! That's messed up... **shaking my head**

I have TEARS in my eyes from all the laughter!!!

You are one crazy woman!!!!

This post is too funny. Here are a few, odd, but ACCEPTABLE names.

Salem Jones (Salem cigarettes)
Ivory Howard (Ivory soap or dishwashing liquid)
Meritta Davis (Meritta bread)
Lane Bryant (enough said, right?)
Cremora Thomas (the coffee creamer)
Nilla Osborne (Nill Wafers)
Catalina Martin (Catalina salad dressing)
Morton Davis (Morton salt)
Celestial S. Henderson (Celestial Seasonings herb tea)
Raman Okbar (one of my favorites for Raman Noodles :D )
Reynolds Jordan (Reynolds wrap)
Lipton Hayes (Lipton tea)
Carnation Myers (Carnation Instant Breakfast)

Now these are relatively REASONABLE and SENSABLE names, to say the least. I've got lots of them. Let me check my pantry and cabnets and I'll come back with more.

Now ya'll know ya'll was wrong for that... scaring them children for life....

NEWAY, my new list goes as follows...

1. Pornasite Henderson
2. Victoria Secret Gardner
3. J. C. Penny Cooper
4. F. U. Thompson (First Union, yall First Union...we'll just call him F. U. for short) ;)
5. Sir Gray Poupon
6. Dr. Pepper Pimpinson
7. Oops O. My :eek:
8. Radio Shack Simpson
9. Whopper Goldstein (after my favorite actress)
10. Hanmi A. Fry

Ya'll are SO scandalous... let me see if I can get out of this contract with Puffy.

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ROTFLMAO!

Okay yall. I've checked my pantry and cabnets like I said I would and here's what I found.

Eukanuba Harris (Eukanuba Dog Food)
Oscar Meyer (if no one said it already)
Almond Joy Tucker (I like this one too)
Quaker Simpson (Quaker Oatmeal or motor oil)
Crystal Light Jones (Crystal Light drink mix)
Palmer Mason (Palmer's Cocoa Butter)

Now I do my grocery and necessity shopping mainly at Wal-Mart which has, as you know, the Great Value label. So, given the fact that I couldn't come up with a good name with Great Value and in honor of this great shopping store that I love so much, these are the fraternal twins' names that I came up with. There names are...(drum roll please)...WAHL MART & WAHLMARTHA...JENKINS (Thank ya very much!!!). :D :D :D

Oh yeah, and in case yall haven't guessed, in response to the original question asked (if I would name my child after a product for half a million dollars, the answer is YOU BET YOUR BOOTS. But it would depend heavily on the actual name of the product (I just couldn't see naming my child Great Value or anything like that) and I would have to be allowed the opportunity to be very creative with it (changing the spelling and/or changing to accent on certain syllables). Other than that, I'd probably do it. Money makes a person do some STRANGE things. And hey, I figue it like this, if my brother can be given the name ARCHIE, then Eukanuba, Almond Joy, FUBU, etc. wouldn't be half bad. Yes, yall, my brother's name is ARCHIE... and my oldest sister's name is UHURA. :D :D :D

ttt ^^^

Glade George
Campbell Soup Carter
Hewlett Packard Henderson

:D Keep them coming. :cool:

Soror DSTia's post in the DST WHAT's IN A NAME thread brought this to mind. :cool:

http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...&threadid=5761

Fo $500 Hunnit Thousand and the game.........lemme seee.....ummerrrruuuuhhhh

Gordon Fishman (knocking off the ER in Fisherman)

Holly "Shake'n Bake" Farms

Franco-Merican

Hershey's R. Brown

Medamucil Green

MacDonald Berger

Frito Hazbin Layd

Stay C. Free

Skip P. Nutbutta

:p :D

I forgot all about this thread
 

OK, since I could really use half a mill :

Ty Lenol Jackson (I think that's a good name for a boy! CTFU!!! )

Star Kist Jackson ( another decent name for a girl! *lol* )



more:

Slym Fastshakes

TopRa Men ( this baby is half Asian) :p

Walden Books Carter

Barnes and Noble Carter (the twins)

B. Dalton Carter

Victoria S. Carter

Tyson (the chicken people) Carter

That's all I have right now. :p

Ok, I was thinking that I must be ghetto, because I like Dannon

Folks been naming their kid after cars and products it's about time they started getting paid. Think about it. Don't everybody know somebody named Mercedes or something like that?:o

Mercedes is a legitimate name. Not a ghetto one. I've known of some older ladies with that name.

Yeah. Many of them pronounce it as Mer-see-deez. They are usually "Mercy" for short.

LMAO

this makes me think about the Steve Harvey Show. the girl LaVita with her family's names....duracell, nicorette, nutragena, ......:D

TTT...
 

This was funny, I had to bring it back...

Yes I would;)
 

;) I would name my kid preferably after cereal:

1. Cinnamon T. Crunch (girl)
2. Honey N. Cheerios (girl)
3. Fruity Pebbles (I'm sorry but I can't name my son Fruity...the
girl would be called Pebbles)
4. Captain C. Roberts (boy)
5. Cocoa L. Puffs (girl)
6. Kellog Williams (unisex we'll just call the boy Kel & the girl Kelly)
7. Raisan Bran (pronounced Ray San)

Re: Yes I would;)
 

You are SO WRONG for this one! CTFU!

Del Monte Jenkins

Dasani Reynolds

Heinz Schultz

Tropicana Florentez

Lawries Duncan

Ted E Graham

Purina and Petco Purlimar

Eshonte Escalade Evans

Tussy McClemmore

Kodak Johnson