In the spirit of this amusing thread, I'll share what I've always heard:

DG=Dick Grabbers, because nothing goes down faster than a girl with an anchor. :D

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Alpha Sigma Phi = Always Smoking Pot [/going to hell for this one!] :D

LOLOLOLOL...this one is hilarious!

No you're not :cool:

DG = Do Good

KKG-Katcha Katcha Gonorrhea

AST ... Awkward Sagging Tits?

haha. I don't know what just made me come up with that one!

:p

or... Amazingly Straight Teeth

A Sparkling Treasure

Addictively Scrumptious Treat

Attractive Sister Tribe


Can you tell that I'm bored at work? :rolleyes:

Yay for bumping 3-year-old threads :p

If Delta Gamma stands for Drink Gin, I definitely joined the wrong sorority. There's nothing quite like a good dry martini. :p

This thread is still funny years later.

I miss AXJules.

I love this one....

:eek: LOL

hmm. i guess SBX could be Southern Butt Xray. lol!

Kutta Kutta Gramma - KKG
Someone, Anyone, Everyone - SAE
Same Assholes Everywhere - SAE
Sigma for Everyone - SigEp
Sleep And Eats - SAE

A Chi O = A Chi Ho
SDT = STD
Delta Upsilon = Delta Oops I joined the wrong fraternity
I've heard the DG = Dick Grabbers, too. But the "no girl goes down faster than a girl with an anchor" is HILARIOUS.
And, in true self-deprecating, panhellenic spirit, Gamma Phi Beta = Jam a Vi-Brator

Theta Phi Alpha- Terminally Fantastic Achievers

I was talking to a guy I work with when he asks if I have the key to the kingdom of God. I was like "what"? He thought that was what Kappa Kappa Gamma stood for. In over 20 years as a member I had never heard that one before. It's pretty good, though!

Wow. He was thinking about that one for a long time LOL

From my pledge mother (I kid you not):
ADPi = Always Discreet & Passionate.

That one has actually been around for a long time. Some people will believe anything. :rolleyes:

Almost a Chi O

Totally thought this when I was learning all the different GLO names.... still funny after all these years.

My husband went to Louisiana Tech where there is an AXO chapter. He says he always thought their name was funny since in Greek it would be pronounced "uh-Ho"

AOII has been called Army of Pigs in the past. Some chapters actually used the pig as a local mascot and may still! I can't imagine!! Anyway, no one is really sure why we picked the panda as our unofficial mascot, but some alums think it was to stop the Army of Pigs name! Ha!

When I was in school, SBX was the Student Book Exchange

Thats right!

zta-zoo trained animals
dz-the disease
phi mu-phi moo
sigma nu-sig manure
delta tau delta-la tee dahs
tri delta-which delta would you like to try tonite?(also works for tri sigma)
KAT-the cat house
chi o-chi hoes
a chi o-also some hoes
sigma kappa-sigma krapper
kappa sig-does it like pigs
TKE-Tap a Keg Everytime
SAE-Sad, Awful, Egotistical

One of my favorites. Especially since the original Greek Letters for the Fraternity were Sigma Phi.

The other one that seems to get a lot of "No really, this is what it means," is Phi Kappa Tau: Fellowship of the Knights Templar.

If it wasn't known before, then I bet this took off in the mid to late 1970s. In the stage production "Vanities" (1976; the t.v. movie first aired in 1981), three Texas high school cheerleaders all pledge Kappa Kappa Gamma in college. One of the lines they all recite together regarding Kappa is "Noble Noble Women with the Key to the Kingdom of God." When I was in college, the UK Kappas would often repeat this phrase themselves. More to throw people off... allegedly.

LOL. I can hear them now, wistfully saying "KKG! KKG! KKG E-ter-nal-ly."

Good play.

Oh my god, the president of the student council has been shot!

From "Vanities"
(Scene I takes place in the Fall of 1963)

School Intercom: Students, I am sad to announce that the President has been shot.

Joanne: The president of the student council has been shot?

Kathy: Oh, my God!

School Intercom: The President was gunned down in Dallas.

Joanne: Dallas? I just saw him in algebra!

School Intercom: If this report is true, classes will be dismissed for the rest of the day.

Kathy: What about the pep rally?

School Intercom: In any case, the football game will take place, as planned, this evening.

All Cheerleaders: Oh, thank God!