Haha that was a GOOD one lol :)

My Contribution to Music by Leif Garrett

You are my husband's new hero! I read that one to him and he lost it!

Yup, he is a Leafs hater!

The Leafs are my team, but damn I'm really starting to believe they will never win a Stanley Cup in my life time. And I'm still so young!
But that's what a true Leaf fan is. A bandwagon jumper!

Well my husband is originally from Montreal...which is prolly why he hates the Leafs (I love me some Mats Sundin tho!)

The husband likes the Canucks and the Canadiens

It's all good! As long as he's not an Ottawa fan ;)

Public Speaking: A Guide to Speaking Eloquently - Fantasia Barrino, forward by Randy Jackson

Keeping Calm in Stressful Situations by John MacEnroe
Letting People Down Gently by Simon Cowell
Man Advice by GPhiLlama. :(

The Amish Phone Book :)

Constructive Criticism: How to Tell Them What You Think While Building Self Esteem by Simon Cowell

Taualumna's Guide To Finding A Steady Boyfriend

Staying With Her Forever By Bachelors Alex, Aaron, Andrew and Bob

Dewinging A Buffalo ~ Jessica Simpson
Living in the Shadows: How to cope with a spouse who is a bigger star ~ Nick Lachey and Ryan Phillipe OR
Wind Beneath Her Wings, My Azz ~ Nick Lachey and Ryan Phillipe

Why Economics Sucks - sigtau305 and Geeky Penguin

the mystery of the bullpen from hell or how I stop worrying and love my relief pitchers - Mark Shapiro and Eric Wedge

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Great Minds Think Alike by Anna Nicole Smith and Jessica Simpson

How to Get That Pesky Little Chip off Your Shoulder by Nolan Richardson

How To Be A Good Husband by Scott Peterson

How To Become An An Oscar Wining Actor by Steven Segal

How To Have A Lasting Career by Sylvester Stallone

How To Be Frugal With Your Finances by Donald Trump

How To Be Sane by Charles Manson

here is some more that i though of during church tonight


I'm Black and I'm Proud by Michael Jackson

I'm White and I am Proud by R. Van Winkle (vanilla ice)

How To Talk Like A Harvard Scholar by Lil' Jon

Women and Purity by Britney Spears

How To Dress Like A Lady by Lil' Kim

How To Live A Christian Lifestyle by Marilyn Manson

Men: How To Live With Being Impotent by Sting

Everyone is Equal by Adolf Hitler

How To Live On A Budget and From Rags To Riches ( A Double Feature) by Paris Hilton

Living Like A Southern Baptist Woman by Christina Aguilera

i spit my pop out at those :cool:

Being Happy with your real self: a guide to living in a plastic surgery world by Joan Rivers and Pamela Anderson

Hot damn, am I in on this one. :D

In honor of the H&A:

How to Hook Up With Your Study Buddy, by GeekyPenguin

How to Win Friends and Influence People: the GC version, by OTW (you know I love you though ;) )

Sobriety and Me, by AXJules (forward by OTW)

Healthy Relationships with Your Psycho Ex, cowritten by AXJules and me

True Love Waits: Maintaining Your Born-Again Virginity, by D

And all will be on the New York Times' Bestseller List!

How about A Beginner's Guide to Threesomes, by AXJules, damasa and me?

Best Seller potential for sure.

Page one: "If she's like a sister to you, just put a bag over her head . . ."

Oy vey.

How to go 8-0 in Big Ten Football by the Indiana Hoosiers

I'll look for it in the 'horror' section.
That bag over the head thing still makes me feel fugly :(

How to Treat Your Employees and Vendors as Professionals by a former client of mine :mad:

How to Drive Courteously by any New York driver

Holiday Topics of Conversation Not Revolving Around Possible Future Children by my mother-in-law :rolleyes:

This isn't even a sentence long, uness "I wish..." is a sentence.

"How to Treat Prisoners" by Donald Rummy Rumsfeld

HAHAHAHA!

Collegiate Level Grammar, by George W. Bush

Why Goat Sex is Wrong, by James

How to Display your Masculinity, by Ru Paul

How to Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture, by Pope John Paul II

How to Get Fit on James' Advice by James ;) jk jk

My Greatest Pitching Performances At Wrigley Field by Shawn Estes

How to Take Quality Photographs that Tell the Real Picture by Abu Ghraib prison commander.

haha

How to Save Money on Road Construction by the "Big Dig" (Boston) Planners and Workers

"Be Cool, Stay in School" by Joe Millionaire's own Evan Marriot

BUMP (cause I like this game)

"Finding Your Man, The First Time Around"- The current Bachelorette, Jen

"Guide to Being Prim and Proper"- Gretchen Wilson

"Being A Good, Involved Father"- Ozzy Obourne

"Making It In the World Without Relying Soley on My Wife's Inheritance"-John Kerry

The Importance of Being A Team Player by Sammy Sosa

Conducting Your Life with Grace and Class by Paris Hilton and Tara Reid

True Love Waits by Jenna Jameson

How to Impress Her Parents by Dennis Rodman