Even though April is over, I'm going to bump this anyway.

-Lil' Hannah
--Rudith is our gay boyfriend!

This thread makes me happy!
So do cocktails.
Cheers!
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TTT baby!!!

All your gin and tonics are belong to me.

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where was i when all this was going on?


I am sad I missed out

Um, well, the position of gay boyfriend and sweetheart are both filled. But we ARE looking for a hipster type for constant companionship/safeguarding at parties and lounges.

Down?

Please wear an ironic t-shirt to your interview.

I was so going to bump this thread today.

Why?

Kath's birthday is coming up soon. Our baby is finally going to be legal!


Also, Harem love is important year round.

Harem love is especially important as the baby waits for her LSAT scores.

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But we ARE looking for a hipster type for constant companionship/safeguarding at parties and lounges.

Down?
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about this hipster type, what all does it imply, such as job duties, roles, responsibilities, and the like. but on a serious note i would be proud just to be in the good graces of the harem but being able to be their hipster type would make my life complete.


Um ironic T-shirt.... so i have to wear clothes. Ok Then if i have to. I'll think of something to wear.

Are hipster status and fraternity membership mutually exclusive?

i think providing the harem with enough cocktails to satisfy everyone would be a good job duty.

i think i can do this, as long as the cabana boy outfit is only used for special occasions.

I love this kid!!!!

It is especially important that you buy the ironic tshirts, though. **Special note- there is NO Von Douche in Harem Land. Thanks in advance. :)**
You would also be expected to give dirty looks to people who attempt to charge us for things, dirty looks to nasty guys who attempt to sit with us, and dirty looks to people that are not fun.

So yeah, a good dirty look would also help.
You also may or may not have to deal with people fawning over you, seeing as how you'd be the only straight male constant companion and that kind of thing happens sometimes.

first off thanks,


second all my shirts that would be bought by me would be approved by the Harem first before i ever wore them


I can give the dirty look and with practice it would ward off any that upset the harem


I can deal with the fawning.

Nice. :cool:

In this case, I vote yes.

Our dear admirer, I would like to vote yes, but as the baby I am nosy and inquisitive.

1) The harem has liberal tendencies. Are you comfortable with this?

2) Can you spell the state that 40% of the harem lives in? It's abbreviated WI.

1) sure

2) wow I am a bit rusty with my state abbreviations but is it Wisconsin


I am starting to wonder what I am getting myself into...

I vote yes.

I hate to break this to you all, but April was two months ago. It's June now.

We're starting the celebrations early this year.

woohoo, i love celebrations

the Eariler, the Better

Happy second annual Harem Appreciation Month!

I appreciate La Harem!

And La Harem appreciates you!

lol

happy harem month to ya'll

in honor of the harem, i will spend all of April getting gloriously retarded at local golf courses, taverns and gentlemen's clubs.


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So, who specifically should I "appreciate" this month (i.e. who is in the harem that I should show my "appreciation" to)?

-Mark

By the way, I love y'all's use of euphemisms.

This is quality.

Other good ways to celebrate involve the following: sheetcakes . . . and buttercream!, pink drinks, g&ts, Long Islands, watching the Red Sox or the Cubbies, nachos, candymen, listening to Bob Marley, and, uhh, drinking ten out of the last fifteen days.

Don't forget GOFing!

Dude, we refer to that as "having sex goals."

hey happy haren appreciation month!!!!

and happy b-day jules!

- marissa

Go Sox!!!

and Happy Birthday to the fabulous Ms. Jules!

It's nice to appreciate!

I will eat Doritos Pepper Jack nachos tonight to show my appreciation.

WOO HOO 11 days until my H&A bday. lol

Appreciate meeeeeee this month! Or well in 9 days anyway. :D

Lots of vodka tonics with extra lime should be consumed in celebration of all of us as well.

Too bad I'm getting old this year and not having a fun birthday like last year. :(

Geez I can't believe this was a year ago!

April is a wonderous month!

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