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How come after I dropped my son off at camp this morning and went back to my car I couldn't get back in cause my alarm stopped working?
How come my cell phone and purse were locked in the car? How come when I found a phone and told my brother to come get me he took 30 minutes cause I gave him the wrong directions? How come the drive is only 5 minutes and I could have walked home but was too lazy? How come we had to go to three different stores to find a 12 volt battery for my alarm? How come I don't have an extra alarm at home? How come I don't have an extra set of keys? How come we were buying the battery and this guy was taking watermelons from the box outside the store and smashing them on the ground? How come security was chasing him? How come I was dyin'? How come when I went to check on my son at camp yesterday during lunchtime they were giving out free lunches and my son didn't want one cause he packed his own lunch but I made him get one anyway cause I was hungry and took it to work with me? |
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How come my ex-boyfriend called me from his SHOWER the other day?
How come all he wanted to say was that he was in the shower? How come his WIFE was taking a nap in their bedroom which was only a few feet away when he called me? How come he actually thinks I wanted to know all of that? How come he doesn't get that I'm married now and we've been broken up for over 10 years! How come he calls me on my cell phone at least twice a day? How come I always have to check the caller ID on my phone so that I won't answer it and waste my allotted minutes on that nonsense. How come he stacks up a $200 cell phone bill monthly because he calls me so much. How come his wife found out about the bills and she didn't whup his a$$ for that mess. How come she also found out that all those calls were to me and she still didn't whup his a$$. How come my phone just rang...guess who? |
How come the pizza man won't deliver to my neighborhood in Chicgao anymore???
How come my BF wears 2+ layers of shirts and Tim's when it's 90 degrees outside? (Is it a DC thing??) How come "Chicago" is considered the midwest?? Where's the cows, and chickens (not including chicken heads)? How come I'm at work still????? Gotta go!! ------------------ "I am not yet the author of my life; I am still it's unenlightened protagonist" ---Unknown |
yall are a trip.
how come small girls (size 0-2) can only shop at the most expensive places. How come I can't shop at target, rave, and old navy? lol How come dudes down south act brand new everyday? How come the big girls hate on the smaller girls but they stay at the gym working out.. How come when I meet a dude who keeps it real he tell me tmi. Kay |
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How come I go to work 30-45 minutes late everyday b/c I hate my job, but I still leave on time? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif
How come the people that I work with have been complaining for the past 30 years that they hate their job, but have done nothing about it http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif How come I have gained 11 lbs in the past 5 months? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif How come I have to buy new bras every month? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif How come some people spend 3 hours on the phone 2 hrs on the internet at work and still complain they have too much work to do? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif How come I am about to jack up this 5' pain in the a$$ at my job if she says one more word to me?!? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif ------------------ [This message has been edited by Riley (edited June 28, 2001).] |
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Ok, aka2d or somebody, I need to know how to quote from this thread if I want to start another thread?? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif I have a cute idea for a thread (oh, the comedy!!)... I think it would be hilarious to hear some people's answers to the how comes... |
How come I haven't worked out in a week just because I don't want to sweat out my new perm?
How come my school DISENROLLED me for reasons they can't even explain? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif How come I had to drive an hour to go correct it? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/pissed.gif How come when I went to reregister, the secretary made me wait 15 minutes while she finished with her PERSONAL phone conversation? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/madgo.gif How come "the system went down" by the time she finally got off of the phone! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/fuckyou.gif How come I have to go back and repeat the process! |
Ideal08, I have e-mailed you... But you can check out http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/ubbcode.html as well... The section about quotes is at the bottom of the page.
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How come my neice told someone at the store to "Stob acting like a crackhead. It dubbint suit you."
WTF? How come I can't talk on the phone in the same house as this chile?? |
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How come we took our co-worker out for lunch today for her birthday that was two weeks ago?
How come I guess someone failed to mention that we were going to my officemates? How come they lightweight got ticked? How come I told them they were still welcome to come, but they decided to form a little group of their own to go out to lunch today, too? How come they asked me to tell the people I was going to lunch with that they wanted to know why they weren't invited? How come I told them that they are "grown a$$ women" and can tell whoever whatever themselves? How come they are acting like they are five years old? How come they are really 30 years old? How come they not talkin' to me now? LMAO! |
How come TotalElegance wanted to give us all that exposition and then not say what happened on her rendezvous yesterday? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
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How come he told me he wanted to approach me but I made him nervous..so he just spoke and left it at that? How come I didn't get bored? How come we talked about everything like we were old buddies? How come we know some of the same people? How come I like his style? How come I'm seeing him this evening? How come bye? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
How come everybody beat me to the good, funny questions?
How come people spill their thoughts like water on the internet, but can't do it face to face? How come some people subliminally compete when answering philisophical questions on these heya chat forums? How come people paint inaccurate pictures of themselves for people they meet electronically? How come I'm 'bout to go buy my woman a watch when it's storming like a ...now? How come I kept asking them kind of questions when I knew I shoulda left it alone before I started? |
How come I'm addicted to this greek forum like a real serious drug addict? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
How come if you have an appointment at the beauty salon for 9;00 they won't get to you till 11:00(gheeeeto)? :confused How come every time there is a big sale in the mall,I don't have any money(can you say credit card debt)? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif How come I think Original Ape and The Professor are the most intelligent, funny and interesting men I have never met ?(there's somthing about those men of A phi A) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif How come I think AKA2D'91 is so good at bringing up the most interesting topics? (you go!) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif How come I need to get back to my life? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif Peace, Love and Hairgrease----I'm out. :cool |
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How come I saw a fake Lion King tape today called "Kimba, The Lion Prince"?
How come I was LM AKA behind O? How come cable keeps airing that hot mess called "JD's Revenge?" |
how come i don't have any AA batieries
how come it is 2:00 am and i am all alone how come it is 2:00 am and i am on gc how come i want a "drank" how come i people call my cell and say what choo doing how come i want to move to a different state but am afraid to how come i am in love with the idea of being in love how come i have a healthy appetite for _ _ _ how come i have been off the hook this week http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif how come i want someone to tell me that they love me http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif |
How come...I'm LMAO at ALL of you? Y'all are crazy!!
How come I'm glad Aka2D'91 started this topic (you ALWAYZ start some interesting threads!!)!! How come...I'm gonna pray for yall cuz yall need some help. How come I was LOL at Sexy Mocha as the new Power Puff Girl?!! How come...I need to take my black a$$ to sleep b/c I have to get up at 3:45 in the morning, Pacific Time?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif How come...I'm tired of being broke (remember that song "Poor, Broke, and Lonely"--that's me except for that gay type isht in the end...) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif How coem I'm addicted to GC like Felisha in one of my favorite movies, "Friday", is addicted to crack? How come I was LMAO at Tickled Pink about that bootleg Lion King Video (you so crazy http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif)? How come I'm sending a shout out to Total Elegance, Novella (with her addicted to smilies like Eezel is to crack) and Novella's Niece (I wanna meet yall!!)? How come my a$$ is still here?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif How come yall know my addicted a$$ will be back later on soon as I get home with some morew "how comes"?! How come I'm out like a light? |
How come i did not go to bed until after 2:00 a.m.
How come i had to get up at 6:00 a.m. to get ready to go to my son's all star game How come i hope that my son lose their all star game How come i love yall crazy a$$e$ How come i get cranky if i don't get cranked |
How come Conskeeted needs to get her some batteries?
How come you might want to "wash" a load of clothes? How come you might just want to REWASH that SAME load? You know all the stains were not removed. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif How come you are wrong for not wanting to go to your son's game? LOL How come since you don't want them to win, they WILL? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
How come when I start what I think is a "good" thread, it get 0 replies(lottery winnings), but when I start what I think is a BS thread, it gets over 100 replies?
How come it's some horny ladies on GC? How come the horny ladies is always on GC, instead of trying to get them some? |
How come Ms. Cleo says "EMAIL ME!" at the end of one of her commercials?
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How come I haven't been on greek chat for almost two weeks?
How come they SERIOUSLY monitor internet usage at my new job so I can't hang out with you guys all day no mo'? How come they been working me like a Hebrew slave anyway so I wouldn't have time? How come I like the job anyway? How come I been seriously missin' y'all's crazy behinds? How come I know my husband is going to be mad at me when he gets home 'cause I'm not getting off GC 'til I read all of the posts since June 19? How come I don't care http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
how come people always tell me, "you're so tiny"! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif
how come i'm 5'4 and 105lbs and know that i am tiny, don't need the reminders!! how come i'm visiting alaska, it's VERY beautiful here, but i'm up all day and night long because the sun doesn't go down in the summer? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/redface.gif how come there's nothing to do in alaska and my big grown butt was out there jumping on the trampoline with the kids? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif which is pretty fun, actually. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif how come i want to transfer schools because the school i'm at has GHETTO Administration? how come i attended orientation at the school i WANTED to transfer to but didn't like that school either? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif how come people always call me "Stuck up" before they get to know me? how come females with long weaves think the hair is REALLY theirs? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif (I'm not hating or knocking females that wear weaves, just curious http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif) |
How come I'm LMBAO at Conskeeted19's how come?
How come we all know what she needed 2 AA batteries for at 2am last night when she was at home all alone and needed some ...? How come I'm hoping that she remembered to stop at the store at get some batteries today so she won't be in that same situation tonight? How come, even better, I'm hoping she'll get the "real deal" rather than that Duracell joint tonight? |
How come I'm bout to send a shout out to Sugar N Spice..hey girlie http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
How come the Finish the Story thread is off the hook? How come some of yall trying to make that story nassie? How come I ain't mad at yall? How come that thread is gonna have a hundred replies? How come it's so many characters now I'm like huh? How come we forgot about the fair lady was having a party? How come my phone has been ringing off the hook? How come my ex called me from Cali at midnight and asked if he takes a flight out now, would I pick him up from the airport? How come I think he's here and he called me at 4:00am? How come I said that's messed up? How come I rolled over and kept sleeping? How come he's a native of this city so the bruh will be aight? |
How come I'm mad that Tyson Beckford is shorter than me! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif (I'm 5'8") I just found this out today. How come my husband is ROFL at me because of this! Home come we went to see A.I. tonight and it sucked? How come we got a medium drink and nachos with cheese and it came to $10.26? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif How come the finish the story thread is going to be the thread of the summer? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
How come my son has to play in another tournament
How come i did remember to get my batteries How come someone just rang my doorbell How come the girl at baskin robins always grabs my ice cream cone with her "ungloved" hand How come after she gives it to me i tell no thanks and leave How come my guest is looking at my computer like he is going to throw it out of my window How come i gosta say bye bye now |
How come when I was single and had to drive 30mins to get some I had s-x everyday
How come now that I'm married I'm lucky if I can get the strength together to do it twice a week How come my husband can't understand why How come I can't understand why either How come when we do have s-x its the bomb How come this is my first post but I've been reading GC for since February How come I feel like I know you guys How come its 2:36am and I'm to tired for s-x but I'm up reading GC How come I told all of my girls that I was going out tonight How come when I got out to the shower I was just to tired to get dressed How come this is the third weekend I did this How come my friend are going to stop f*$cking with me How come............. [This message has been edited by Silk (edited July 01, 2001).] [This message has been edited by Silk (edited July 01, 2001).] |
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How come at church yesterday, I was so caught up in praise and worship that I didn't notice my 3 year old daughter had gotten into my purse?
How come she pulled out my stash of tampons? How come when I did look around she had opened up one of them and was holding it up by the string? How come she was waving it around laughing? How come I was soooooo embarassed? How come I knocked her out in the bathroom for doing it? |
How come I need to get MY mind right?
How come I am ROTFLMAO at the following conversation between and Engineer and my "butch" lesbian co-worker Linda: ENGINEER: (looking at the name plate on the cube)"Hi there, are you Linda? LINDA: "Yes" ENGINEER: "Someone told me I should be looking for a 'Linda'... LINDA: "Weeelll you found me. What can I do for ya'?" ENGINEER: "YOU'RE Linda???!!!???" LINDA: "YES" ENGINEER: "Wow, I bet you got teased a lot as a kid." LINDA: "Why's that?" ENGINEER: "Well, kids can be pretty cruel and with you being a little boy with the name 'Linda', gosh, must've been tough!!" LINDA: "@#*(@(*@(#*9798&(*&(*(*&(*&(*#%!^@(#&&@(#)($&#&^$ &YHI#$H&$Y@*@L#UY(*@&&^... F#c% you, I AM A WOMAN!!!" How come I used to think she was a man too, until I came to this Department? http://www.smilies.nl/laugh2.gif [This message has been edited by novella000 (edited July 02, 2001).] |
How come I have tears in my eyes from laughing at y'alls crazy behinds?
How come I'm just now reading this thread? How come Conskeeted19 is so doggone funny? How come I'm cracking up laughing at AKA2D's hairstylist? How come I got my hair braided Saturday and it took her 12hrs to do it? How come she told me on the phone it would only take 6 hrs? How come my head is hurting so bad that I'm popping aspirins like their candy? How come she was funky as h*#@? How come this other lady, who was there getting her hair braided too, brought her 2 y/o son w/her? How come I wanted to beat his a$$ after about 2 hrs.? How come I started telling him to "stop" like I was his momma? How come I've decided to get my tubes tied after being around him? How come I made this decision and I don't have any kids yet? How come I have a gazillion how comes? |
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HOW COME....people are still asking me am I home for the summer? HOW COME....people call at 3:00 in the morning, wake you up, and then ask if you were sleep? No, I always sound like Barry White after midnite. HOW COME....every time my dad tells me something he asks if I heard him--I'm only standing 2 feet away from you? HOW COME....the line at the drive-thru is always slowest when you're in a hurry? HOW COME....they don't have special capris for short people??? Every pair makes me feel like I'm floodin'!! HOW COME....this Alicia Keys CD is the shiznit? HOW COME....plain denim Baby Phat shorts are only $2 cheapter than the plain denim jeans? HOW COME....I always "happen" to run out of money the day before I get paid? HOW COME....I'm ready to go back to school b/c I hate being at home? HOW COME....you see everything cute in the stores when you don't have any $$$ but when you get some, you can't find $^&*? HOW COME....all of these guys are calling me out the blue when I promised myself I would stay faithful? HOW COME....I can predict every song that's about to come on the radio on BOTH of my city's urban stations? HOW COME....I was in the store today and a girl was having a VERY loud personal conversation behind her register? HOW COME....people feel the need to comment on how "vertically challenged" I am? HOW COME...."Whachu doin' girl wit all dat?" seems to be a new pickup line for the summer here? HOW COME....everybody and they mama, brother, and play cousin trying to get a record deal? That's all for now.......I shall return..... |
How Come I posted earlier that I needed someone to say that they loved me
How Come noone did How Come I am sad How Come you guys are like family to me How Come this is the greatest site How Come I bought some batteries How Come I can't find them |
How come Soror I love you?
How come folks around these parts are a trip? How come I should be in bed? How come I don't have to be in class tomorrow until 10? How come it's our last class for the week? How come our final is next Tuesday? How come this professor's husband had a heart attack on Saturday? How come this woman STILL wanted to have class TODAY (MONDAY)? How come we had a test scheduled for today? How come we emailed her Sunday telling her she should be with her husband? How come THEY don't handle STUFF like WE do? How come I would have said F*&% school, test, class, etc. if it were MY husband/relative? How come she decided to have class online? How come she gave us the password for our quiz? How come I passed? How come I looked in my book to "check" my answers? How come I STILL missed 1? How come I haven't emailed Exquizit yet? How come I am beginning to ramble? How come it's time for me to go? |
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