"I'm Rick James, b****. Give me your money"
 

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...o_wplg/2068275
http://www.local6.com/news/2952478/detail.html

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. -- Police are looking for a robber who hit a Pompano Subway store dressed up like singer Rick James.

Kudos for Granma..took his pee pee and testicles clear off. *smh* She sounds fiesty.

A CELLPHONE AND FOUR DAYUM DOLLARS??!!! :eek: Crime does not pay.

*waiting my turn to get into the hand basket*

Rick James is making a serious comeback without even working hard, LOL.

Re: "I'm Rick James, b****. Give me your money"
 

This is crazy!!! I guess cocaine is a crazy drug for real!!!!

At Work LMAO
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._fishsticks_dc


Oven Gets Hot, Woman Gets Shot
Mon Mar 29,10:37 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!


SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A Texas woman heating fish sticks was shot in the leg by a gun that had been stashed in her oven, police said.

When Perez heated up the fish sticks she also heated up the gun, which caused several rounds to be fired. One hit her in the leg.

He couldn't find a better place to hide the gun than the oven? :confused: :confused: :confused: That is funny.

WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

Girl Threatens Mom with Knife for Taking Cell Phone
Mon Mar 29,10:35 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 14-year-old Hong Kong girl flew into a rage and chased her mother around their flat with a knife and wooden pole after she confiscated the teenager's mobile phone, a police spokeswoman said on Monday.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...gkong_phone_dc

Ok, I would have to commence to beating that azz. I can not IMAGINE a parent running from a child, or a child doing that.

I WOOOOOOOSH my child would. . .first it's a boy and his video game and now a girl and her celly. . . both paid for by the parents.

I would have beat that Cow like Masta BEAT Toby:mad:

I am NOT running, ducking, or dodging NO Child that I gave life too.....

Ya'll save this thread for Lil Tez cause if that nukka EVA EVA EVA EVA raise up like that I will calling ya'll collect asking for donations to get Johnny Cochran to get me acquitted for "Bringing Lil Tez in AND taking Lil Tez OWT.

Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

This is what happens when parents try to be their chilluns' FRIENDS instead of being their parents. :rolleyes: *SMH* And obviously, it's not confined to the United States.

Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

anyone seen the anti-drug commercials where the PARENTS prepare themselves to take expected abuse from their yelling teenager after confronting them on their suspected drug use? let me get this skrait....you hollerin' at me and I'm supplyin' the heat, the groceries, the a/c, the phone.

*somebody cue Cedric.........I wish a motherf***ker would!!*

my folks, especially my dad was so tough, that had I messed up, I'd have been SAFER in police custody .......and I grew up in police-civil-rights-abusin' CINCINNATI!!!!:eek:

I'd have been like "nah, judge, I'm good. Just give me 5-8 years; no, don't call my dad unless you ready for more paperwork, cause he will come down here and try to kill me."

Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

So true ST. My and my mom didn't become "friends" until after I graduated from college. Before that, it was strickly a "parent/daughter" relationship. :o

Re: Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

I'm friends with my mother, because I'm grown, but MamaTrap still is the mother, as she likes to remind me.;) :p

Ditto. We can be friends when you are over the age of 25, maybe. Until then, I run this show. Tony, we are *here*.

Re: Re: Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

That's how me and Mama Fee do things too. :cool:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

Yup, although I'm nine inches taller and much, much heavier, she still will get up in my face.:cool: :p

:mad: :eek:

LAWD HAMMERCY, I would have given her the cell phone shortly after I beat her over the head with it. I would have beaten her over the head with that phone until that shizznick broke up in itty bitty pieces.......:mad: Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee't!

Oh hayle to the naw...

Ya know, one quote comes to my mind when I read that story...
"I brought you into this world and I will take your azz right the hayle on out!" I wish my kid would threaten me...

The Germans are back
 

Man Convicted for Decapitating Mother with Sword
Tue Mar 30,10:58 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A German man who decapitated his mother with a Samurai sword after she told him to move out was convicted of murder Tuesday and sentenced to life in jail.


The man, identified only as Axel T., 22, called police after killing his mother last June, a spokesman for the Munich state court said. The man told authorities his father had committed the crime.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...rmany_sword_dc

Re: The Germans are back
 

...hey, you knew after yesterday that Germany wasn't going to let Hong Kong get all the luv.

Maybe it's just me but it seems that about 60 percent of all the crazy "say what" material originates in Germany.

WTF is goin' on? :eek:

Re: Re: The Germans are back
 

It's not just you. The Germans are a wacky bunch. Some days I want to just post, sAY WHAT: THE GERMANS, lol

How you gon cut off your own mama's head!?!?!? Now you do have to move out and into the JAIL for life.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: WTF is up with the HONG KONG CHILDREN!?!??!!?
 

I'm much taller than my mom also, but she still has a long azz reach, lol. :p :)

While this is some bugged out mess, I can't help but picture....
 

....this man standing up to his mother, swinging this sword, and having a Richard Pryor flashback:

*man swinging sword erratically* "You think you bad, huh? YOU MESSIN' WIT' JOE BRAXTON, BABY!! JOE..." *swings sword but it flies out of his hand* "Aw sh[oo]t."

LOLOLOLOL

Couldn't resist. :p

One Smart Little Boy (is he violating child labor laws)
 

2-Year-Old Runs Cash Register at Eatery
31 minutes ago Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!



NEW IBERIA, La. - Formosa Gardens restaurant has an unusual worker manning the cash register: 2-year-old Gordon Tan.



"He can do the credit card machine too," said his mother, Tiffany Lei, who owns the restaurant with Gordon's father, Jason Tan.


It was a busy day in January at the restaurant when Gordon first climbed up onto a chair, took customers' tickets, rang up totals on the register, took the cash, then counted out their change — correctly, Lei said. Earlier that month, he had celebrated his second birthday.


Gordon's father said the toddler can tell credit cards from debit cards. He swipes them and enters the four-digit code to complete the sale.


When Gordon's not at the register, he's walking around the restaurant helping with day-to-day operations, said Patricia Durand, a customer. He runs to the back of the store to tell his parents how many customers just walked in. He knows the number assigned to each table, so he knows where to seat them, too.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...oddler_cashier

WOW, that's incredible!!!

But, speaking of child labor...anyone who went to school in the AUC knows about Stegall's many violations.

I wonder if the po-lice will go after Babyperson Gordon's parents, but I kind of doubt it because of the "aww" factor, LOL.

TTT/I couldn't do this
 

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/0...eut/index.html

Pregnant Mexican woman used a knife to perform a C-section. The babyperson, a boy, was healthy.

OMG:eek: I can't imagine.

Re: TTT/I couldn't do this
 

Oh Dayum!!!!

Glad the babyperson is okay. I hope the mother makes a speedy recovery.

:eek: :eek:

He's not being forced to do it, but it is an awww story.
He can count out change at 2? :eek: :eek: I'm 27 and STILL cant do it.. lol.

...I know if lil' man messed up my change, I'd go after him! Whether you're 2 or 62, don't mess with the cheddar. :rolleyes:

you stoopid! :p :p

LMAO!! HC I can picture Tony punking a 2 year old over 2 cents.

hijack

I am lol @ your signature, Gina1201!!!

/hijack

I think there is a clause in child labor laws that stipulate that it is o k. for children to work in family owned businesses and farms.

WHUT THEE HEEEZY???
 

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040407/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_eye

whY would you do this?

I'm too afraid to get LASIK surgery so I certainly wouldn't be thinking about this foolishness.

Re: WHUT THEE HEEEZY???
 

The link isn't working for me. :( What is it about?