As in Office Space?

That movie is so quotable......my favorite is, "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

How about: "Well paint me green and call me gumby"

-Rudey
--Get hip like me

Well, Hip Like You are going down in flames!:o

JEEZE dont you get it yet? God how big is the brick that you wear on your shoulders?:(

When it's cold, I say Burrrritos and Chili Cheese Fries. When I need a good adjective, I say "freakdaddyazz" as in "It's too freakdaddyazz hot outside!" I also say "bootyhole(s)" a lot, as in "This cologne smells like bootyholes." And, an oldie but goodie "You know you wrong for dat!"

ETA: Forgot my most famous word: whore (not ho!)

Everything and everyone is a whore whether I like them or not! It's a term of endearment when I talk to my friends, but sometimes I throw it around outside of the circle!

words or phrases i say:

when i'm mad:
you're an a$$wipe
jacka$$hole
fartknocker
lamea$$

Others:
holy toledo
crapola
w00t
have you tried my tequila with a shot of maragarita? (A joke)
really now?

" ... and what not". Really a bad habit if you say it every other sentence, but I guess it is much better than saying, " ... hmmmm"
"Frat-astic"
"OK, dip shit"
"Well, it's five o'clock somewhere"
"Yeah, you have that"

here are some that i got off movies or the simpsons.
craptacular ( simpsons)
write that down ( vans saying)
and one of my new ones. youll know when you get there. i say it alot even when it doesnt fit. just to throw people off.

and when someone is sitting down looking all sad, i say "dont worry it will grow back". just random.

Just. Like. You.

Now go get me a Latte you wannabe Trixie.

"Grow some sakk" -- works best when said to girls
"moe-ron" -- add your southern flare
"calm down psycho" -- a personal favorite..
"riiiiiight" -- i say that way too often
"HELLO" -- also said way too often..

My favorite sayings:

"I'm not gonna lie..."
"Good call"
"Nerd alert"-often used at bars
"Ken grody"-this means something really really gross; can be an adjective, verb or noun
"TMI"-as in too much information
"Seeexxxyyy"-also often used at bars

You know I'm not happy when I say:

Yeah, what the hell ever

as in "Hey AXO Alum, don't you think Matt & Fantasia should be the last two finalists on AI this season" and I reply "Yeah, what the hell ever"

But what REALLY burns my grits...

as in "But what REALLY burns my grits is that Paula picked that 80's freak for the top 12 on AI"

I am also quite fond of my motto for life.... I'm confused

Hubby and I also love to use words out of the "Ricktionary" which is the title we came up with for a guy at his work who has trouble pronouncing his words. Our most favorite was when Rick said (just after the terrorists attacks):

I'm afraid to go to the post office cuz I might be catching the Amtraks (translated - anthrax) -- the funniest part of this is that our local post office is directly across the street from the train tracks where Amtrak runs every few hours!!!

Other fav's that we use daily are:

discohooked (translation - disconnect or unhook)
confrused (confused)
frewture (future)
berford perford (bradford pears -- as in the trees!)

"i said god damn" from pulp fiction when uma thermon is in the bathroom snorting some $hit. i use it when i see a hottie or something

I call everyone "SHITHEAD", "ASSWIPE", and "FUDGEPACKER". Both to those I love and I can't stand.

I also have a weird fascination for saying the word "poop chute".

My favorite phrase comes from one day I was I wearing a cowboy hat and got pulled over for running a stop sign and the cop asked me who i thought i was and I said "I"m the Broad Street Cowboy. Yippee Ki yay motherfucker!" and then he wrote me a ticket.

Thats like too much cutness for one person . . you need to be beaten.