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DO NOT slurp your drinks - when they are done, they are DONE!
DO NOT come to a step show with (and I know we don't own colors) but DO NOT come to a step show with the colors of any Sorority or Fraternity and you know you are not close to being a member, even if you are close - Don't do it! This chick and her girls were all up in Pink and Green at the last step show and were not Sorors and they had the nerve to want to stand next to me...you know the association thing ...that pissed me the hell off ... You guys covered most all of them, but I will say that Tattoo is spelled with 2 T's and I have a tattoo, don't worry it is not on the neck!! |
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...Amost kill me and my family because you are dialing a telephone number on your celly while driving and therefore, are not concentrating on what you SHOULD be concentrating on! ...Hold a conversation with me in the stram room at the day spa/gym while being butt naked...I'm cool on that! This could go on foreva! Everyday something happens to all of us and we add it to the DO NOT.com list. |
DO NOT take your children to R rated and NC-17 rated movies. They don't belong there. If you do take them to the movies DO NOT let them kick my seat and chatter during the flick. DO NOT get mad when I turn around and tell your bad azz kids to STOP kicking my seat and acting up. If you don't do it...I will. DO NOT allow your children to pronouce desks like "desses" asks like "asses" and the letter R like "are-rah" You would think I was a teacher the way that bothers the pooh out me! You guys have covered everything else. This thread made me LOL for real! |
DO NOT drive a LEXUS, CADILLAC (ESCALADE), SUBRUBAN, or other luxury vehicle with a "flag" on the back which indicates you have NO INSURANCE! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
DO NOT laugh in my face while stabbing me in the back! DO NOT use EYEliner as LIPliner! DO NOT dress from head to toe, then tell me you don't have enough $$$ for books! DO NOT come to a soup kitchen looking for a meal, dressed from head to toe, jewelry, etc. (You always see this on the news during the holidays!) DO NOT send your child to school claiming you don't have money for his or her uniform, school supplies while you are dressed from head to toe! |
this by far is the best thread beside ghetto wedding stories....
eclipse...i'm from down south where they refurbish weaves. an old roommate of mine was so cheap on buying weave she use to get my neighbors old weave and hook it up. i mean, as college students we are poor but that is ridiculous. on to the don nots: DO NOT ask me if live an alternative lifestyle. DO NOT ask me if i am an AEO girl (pretty poodle, i feel ya, mah) DO NOT ask me if i am rastafarian because i have locs DO NOT do not ask me if i wash my hair because i have locs (this chic had the nerve to tell me that bob marley had 26 different species of insect in his hair because he had dred locs after he died) DO NOT get a tattoo of a panther on any part of your body. hey, can we get some sympathy with tattoos on the neck...i have one from the back of neck going down my back. DO NOT bring you infants to the movies. DO NOT ask me what set i am from because i am sporting a red shirt with my sorority letters on them...dang gangs! DO NOT think you are better then me. DO NOT get gold fronts or teeth. DO NOT wear leather shorts in the summer time. i got an million of them. MaMaBuddha ______________ imagine a subway filled with fallen angelz... |
DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...
DO NOT call your BABY DADDY'S MOM, MOTHER-N-LAW...ya'll AIN'T MARRIED! DO NOT brag about your abilities (Men) when you know you are still underdeveloped! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif (Them fighting words!) DO NOT think you will get my attention by ATTEMPTING to do our call, IT'S SKEE-WEE, NOT SKEEDY oop, SKEE WEEDY, SKEEDY WEE UGH! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif DO NOT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE, I will run over yo azz! OH, DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when you don't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on! [This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited January 09, 2001).] |
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Can I get an AMEN!!!!! They do this when you're married too. |
DO NOT.... send me a check for 32 cents. WHAT IS THE POINT!!!!
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I was talking about MEN, SOROR, MEN! LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
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DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when youdon't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on! AKA 2D '91 I feel you on this one sistah! I HATE it when my girlfriends do that, it really burns my hide! Soror MaMaBuddha: I, too have the tattoo from the back of my neck down the center of my back to well, we'll leave the rest out. I think the distinction is made (at least I justify it this way)because it is cultural and LOVELY. Unlike the tattoos of your gang sets name/numbers on the side of the neck written horizontally. Same goes for the tear drop tattoo and the three dots on the hand between the thumb and forefinger (both signify having done hard time in the County/pen). Oh yeah and while we are on the subject... DO NOT... ...have your gand set tattooed on your SCALP http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif |
(ladies) DO NOT avoid wearing a thong if your outfit calls for one
(men) DO NOT wear thongs... AT ALL !!!! DO NOT blame all of your problems on the "man", the "system", or anyone/thing else... some of that stuff has to be you!! DO NOT send e-mails or post messages without proofreading them first DO NOT wear black lipliner DO NOT call my cell and ask for me... if someone picks up, chances are it's me!!! DO NOT ask to use my cell phone if I don't know you!!!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif DO NOT act like you've forgotten you owe me money DO NOT "move up like George and Weezie" and act like you've never even been to the ghetto let alone been raised there. DO NOT say I'm "trying to be white" when I speak proper English whew... I feel much better know |
Lovin this thread....I have a few...
DO NOT pull up to a drive-thru window on a cell phone, and tell the clerk/cashier/employee to hold on... DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest... DO NOT hold up the offering line on Sunday morning waiting for change for a $5... DO NOT put your money on the counter, when the cashier has his/her hand out for the money...THAT'S RUDE!!! DO NOT wear spandex, if you have any # of X's in your size...(ex. 1X-large, 2X, 6x) DO NOT call my house after hours, and when you ask what I am doing, and I say "sleep"...keep talking... DO NOT call me at work and ask what I'm doing....working...(or at least trying to look like I am) DO NOT (men), attempt to start a conversation with any of the following phrases... "what yo name is?" "Pssst, hey you in the .....shirt" "Hey don't I know you?" "I see you looking at me!" DO NOT (men), ask that million dollar question...."Was it good?" IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! DO NOT (ladies), compliment my clothes, jewelry, etc. then ask me where I got it and how much it cost me... DO NOT ask me why I don't have a man...the answer will always be...I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD/THE RIGHT ONE YET....DAG...if I did...I would'nt be single... DO NOT ask me how much money I make, how much I weigh, how much is my rent, how much taxes I got back, how much I got in scholarships, what size I wear, etc... DO NOT (men), put your tongue in my ear...NASTY!!!! DO NOT (men) wear chains on the OUTSIDE of dress shirts... DO NOT (men) wear vests with NO shirts.... DO NOT (men) wear thin white dress shirts with no undershirt...it looks COUNTRY!!! DO NOT (men) NEGLECT RAZOR BUMPS>>>they don't go away, they get worse!!! Well, that's about it...sorry my list was sooo long... Later... Diva |
DO NOT: (MEN) come into my office and ask me for a date when I can clearly see on my computer screen that you have 5-6 kids
in the system that you are not paying your child support on! ------------------ Wisemen Speak Because They Have Something To Say, Fools Because They Have To Say Something! Failure To Plan Is Planning To Fail!!! |
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This is truly therapy!!!!
DO NOT: wear anything (lipstick, eyeliner, lipliner) black on your lips. DO NOT: Have 3+ children with all different fathers and wonder why no man will respect you enough to stay with you. You've disrespected yourself. DO NOT: Have 5 children and your 24 yrs. old. DO NOT: Call my house after 12am if someone is not dead or injured seriously DO NOT: Lead a song at Church (or anywhere else) if you know you can not sing. DO NOT: Get pregnant to keep a man (Believe me he is running like hell) DO NOT: Drive a Lexus, Ecursion, BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, etc and you live with your mother or low income apartments (should have brought a house) DO NOT: Wear the same shirt 2+ times without washing it and wonder why no one wants to hug you. DO NOT: Hug and kiss all over a persons infant. DO NOT: Sit in church when your child is screaming bloody murder (take them out, I can't hear the Word) DO NOT: Wear shorts or short skirts when your legs are not shaved. (Ladies) DO NOT: Use $.99 gel in your hair, it flakes. DO NOT: Use drugstore foundations on your skin, it won't match. DO NOT: Ask a woman if she is pregnant if you don't know DO NOT: Go to a funeral and talk about how good the person looked, or say they look like they are sleeping (that is not true) DO NOT: Ask me if you can still get Medicaid and Foodstamps when I tell you your Welfare check is getting cut off. DO NOT: Beat your kids at Social Services. DO NOT: Wear your houseshoes in public. DO NOT: Tell your Social Worker you do not know where your children's father is because you don't want him to have to pay child support (they are his kids and milk and pampers DO NOT COUNT as support) WHOA!!! Relax, Relate, Release |
DO NOT allow your children to have their "lay out" temper tantrums in the middle of a store....It is NOT cute! They are in my way!
DO NOT sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry and claim you have HIGH/MORAL STANDARDS... DO NOT marry/become involved with a man whose hair is LONGER than yours... |
More...
DO NOT-- --(ladies) wear white/flowered/polka dot underwear with light-colored pants --let green/yellow build up on your teeth; brush everyday, twice is even better! --wear gold/platinum in your mouth (blingh blingh) --(men) wear white athletice sox w/ dress shoes --(men) forget to mention you are married when you are trying to hit on me --forget to include in your response the e-mail message to which you are replying; otherwise I don't know what you are talking about! more to come... ------------------ MCCOYRED Dynamic Salient Temperate Mu Psi '86 BaltCo Alumnae |
Do not laugh with your mouth open if you have summer teeth (some are here, some are there)
Do not wear a baggy thong Do not wear orange or lime green in the summer when you are jet black Do not walk pass a track on the floor when you know it came out of your head. Do not wear stretch jeans if you have no a$$ Do not eat dorritos at work without having gum in your desk. Do not walk around saying sorry, I just ate dorritos, hope my breath doesn't stink. YOU DAM RIGH IT STINKS Do not wear a clip on tie to work Do not fart in the elevator and pray no one gets on the next floor. |
i swear my stomach hurts right now....*lol* http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
(men) DO NOT wear thongs... AT ALL !!!! a man in a thong...ewwwwww, how horrible is that? DO NOT send e-mails or post messages without proofreading them first ok ok...you got me...i have that horrible habit of not proofreading....i'll be the first to admit. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/redface.gif DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest... this is serious...i've seen it done! DO NOT marry/become involved with a man whose hair is LONGER than yours... braids included???? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Do not wear a baggy thong rofl and ctfu http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif DO NOT ask me for money to get home when you took a cab to get to my place. DO NOT brush the baby hair forward on your head...can we say tacky? DO NOT wear a toupee...mr fremaint the other day it almost few off and i had to help you str8en it. DO NOT buy imitation leather, purses, gold, silver, platinum, movados, rolexes, gucci, prada, kate spade, coach, BCG, fendi, etc etc....i can always tell a fake. DO NOT dye black hair blonde...*looking like a freakin' ghost* DO NOT Men especially......... DO NOT take a leak behind a tree, building or car...wherever and then come and try to hug or touch me! OLD Men........... DO NOT tell me the only thing you need over 19 is a 20 dollar bill....*gramps, that is dedicated to you!* [This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).] [This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).] |
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ROFLMAO!!!! I think I've said this before but I have to STOP reading this stop at work. My staff thinks I'm nuts! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
DO NOT color coordinate your hair to MATCH your outfit... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
DO NOT think "he" is your "man" if he ONLY gives you his pager or cell #... [This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited January 11, 2001).] |
OK, my turn:
DO NOT.... -immediately hang up after realizing you dialed the wrong number ("Oh, this isn't So And So?" *click*), especially if it is during the wee hours. Say, "I'm sorry, my mistake. I am a/an [insert appropriate expletive here]. -drive down my street sharing your car stereo bassline of "Back That Thang Up" with the whole neighborhood. That's why I moved to the 'burbs to begin with. -consider me a "friend" when our knowledge of each other has largely been "hi" and "bye". We are ACQUAINTENCES. -wear thong underwear--it ain't sexy, it's sleazy--some of us still think "Granny panties" look good on you *ROTFL* -send emails strewn with misspellings and bad grammar. PROOFREAD. -Wear a Coors baseball cap with a Budweiser T-shirt. Commit. -leave "rust stains" on the toilet after you used it. Be an adult and wipe that mess off -leave feminine hygiene items (wrappers too) strewn all over the bathroom. Flush them. I'll think of more later. Rain Man |
Let me preface by saying that these come from work experiences in Human Resources...
DO NOT..... 1. Call and ask "what kinna jobs yall got" 2. When asked what type of position you are looking for respond..."anything" 3. Ask "where yall at" or "where yall office at" 4. Tell me you have computer skills and then don't know what software you've used. 5. Call out at 12 noon when you know your azz was due in at 8:30 6. Come into our office to apply when I told you over the phone that we had no positions available 7. Start calling our office on Monday when you GOOD and WELL that payday isn't until Friday (AND NO....payday doesn't change from week to week) 8. Come in for your interview in... a. jeans and sneakers b. "clubware" c. your pre-teen's outfit 9. Bring your boyfriend/girlfriend (or buddy, best friend, significant other, mother, father......) to the interview. 10. Dump a bottle of perfume/cologne on instead of taking a shower before you get to our office 11. Forget to brush your teeth and then expect us to talk to you 12. Leave your cell phone or take calls during the interview 13. Try to pick up the other person who happens to be interviewing at the same time 14. Say you have a resume and then "conveniently" not have it when you arrive 15. Try to get a position when you've been told that you are no longer eligible to work here 16. Lie about previous convictions, WE WILL FIND OUT! 17. Ask for an outrageous salary when you... a. Have no computer skills b. Have no work history c. Have just gotten out of school 18. Call here thinking that it is my job to find you a job 19. Hang up on me because you don't like my answer 20. Call at 4:59 on a Friday afternoon looking for work (WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL WEEK?) [This message has been edited by TempleAlum1993 (edited January 12, 2001).] |
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CTFU ... y'all got ISSUES, and so do I! LOL here are a few:
DO NOT call me after 11pm during the week (Sunday through Thursday) and get mad at me because I'm more interested in sleeping than talking to you. I have a JOB to go to in the morning and, as a matter of fact, so do you. GO TO BED! DO NOT keep talking to me if the answer to "Did I wake you" was "YES." Feelings will be hurt, and they won't be mine. DO NOT leave a message for "Karen" or "Kenneth" or "Mr & Mrs. Hammer" when my voice mail CLEARLY says "This is Kelli" DO NOT keep calling me once I've told you the people you're calling aren't at this number. Your continuous calls are not going to change that. DO NOT keep trying to sell me something after I've politely said "No, thank you" three times. I will hang up on you, get nasty, or both. DO NOT turn your nose up at something I'm eating and say "EEWWW, you like that stuff!??!" Obviously so, else I wouldn't be eating it. DO NOT ask, as I'm about to take a bite of food, "are you going to eat that?" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK? Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad. DO NOT think I'm going to be your new best friend just because you've told me you're interested in Delta. |
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DO NOT walk into my classroom asking where is the teacher. DAMMIT, here I am. I dress nothing like my students even on bummy day. DO NOT keep saying I don't know how you can be a teacher. I DON'T EITHER but I do know that if more people taught their kids before they sent them to school, my job stress might be reduced 25%. DO NOT tell me I look young for my age. How else is a 25 year old supposed to look. Am I supposed to have gray hair?? DO NOT send me a note on BLACK PLANET asking me if I like what I see. DO NOT Send me a note on BP that is your latest porno poem or just the word HELLO!!! DO NOT send me an e-mail with an "attachment" and NOTHING IS THERE!! DO NOT forward me those stupid GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!!! |
This thread will go on forever because this stuff happens everyday. For example, this happened to me in church today.
I love my church family but DO NOT ask me when my husband and I are going to have children! DO NOT ask me WHY we haven't had children YET! That is such a personal and PRIVATE decision. I've been hearing those questions for two years now. Dang. |
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[/B]12dn94dst Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad. [/B] That annoys the hell out of me... Don't people know if you went around smiling all the time--they'd be ready to have your a$$ committed! ------------------ "Unless you know the road you've come down, you cannot know where you are going" ~Temme proverb, Sierre Leone~ |
DO NOT: pronounce the word earth earf!
DO NOT: pronounce the word hair hur! DO NOT: come out in public (ladies) with your hair flying all over the place then have the audacity to stick a comb in the back of it! DO NOT: come out in public wearing your house shoes! DO NOT: come out in public with rollers in your hair! ------------------ Cancel My Subcription Because I'm So Sick And Tired Of Your Issues! |
***Thinking back on my undergraduate years...***
DO NOT speak to me for the first time the night of rush! DO NOT call my house AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! DO NOT ask me when we will have another "line"! DO NOT trip on the night of rush when I don't entertain you... DO NOT come to rush wearing the wrong colors, attire, etc. DO NOT submit your letter of interest on a sheet of notebook paper (this ACTUALLY happened) DO NOT ASSume that just because you are MISS XYZ university that you will become my Soror! DO NOT think the members of OTHER orgs are cohorts of my sorors and will find out that you once submitted to ANOTHER organization! DO NOT get mad and put out 'HATEFUL' flyers because you were rejected... DO NOT say, it doesn't matter that you got rejected, when you know deep down, it does matter! DO NOT playa hate on the GLO because you have been rejected... |
I have just thought of some!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
DO NOT -ask me what "grade" I am in when I have just told you I am in graduate school... -ask me my major, then ask if I want to be a medical doctor!!! Because that already tells me you obviously DO NOT know the difference between professional school and graduate school!!! -ask me how I am doing on midterms/finals--in graduate school, it is just unwise. Most graduate students finish taking most their course work during their 1st or 2nd year. Then, they are teaching some of the courses they just took! (Just a pet peeve of mine that pisses me off when I am already stressed out because of my dissertation writing). For some men: DO NOT -ask me what do I do for a living and I politely answer "I am in graduate school". Then ask me what my classification is. And when I venture out to tell you the full story get pissed off because you think I'm trying to belittle you and your level of education. Believe me, when I do belittle you, it won't be because of your brains!!! (Ladies, expect this kind of behavior when you pursue or obtain advanced/professional degrees) -try to "hit" on me to see if you can get a Doctor on your tip. I'll know it and will play you. -use me as an "important person" you know when you know you have just tried to dog me out. You have just made my chit list and I don't tolerate you anymore. For anybody: DO NOT ask me for serious medical advice. I am not a medical doctor, I am a molecular human genetist, a scientist who studies human diseases. Although I know several things about serious human illnesses, I do not know how to treat them with the best medical care that a physician has been trained to do. I know the etiology behind an illness, I can give you the current research on an disease, but I cannot treat you. And even if I could, I would not do it for free. |
DO NOT - say "i'm finna"
DO NOT - start your sentences with "ummm" DO NOT - wear knee high/calf high boots that don't fit your legs (fat legs, skinny legs) DO NOT - tell me your life story if I didn't ask DO NOT - leave your odiforous tampons and maxi pads in the bathroom garbage can without WRAPPING them up! DO NOT - forward me ANOTHER chain e-mail regarding a special surprise if I forward the message to 3 million people DO NOT - get upset b/c I ask you not to spit in my face while speaking DO NOT - ask me "how do you do...?" when I explained it to you TWICE (and the second time you wrote it down). DO NOT - Hold me responsible when YOU didn't listen. DO NOT - Get upset when I ask you NOT TO KISS MY 2 yr old son in the face with all 3 pounds of lipstick you chose to put on this morning. DO NOT - Send party invitations requiring the guests to arrive with gifts in hand -- or they will have to pay an admission of $7 to your house!!! DO NOT - Tell me I am an "Auty Tom" because I will not let you misuse company funds, under my signature!!! DO NOT - Answer a cell phone call, in the MIDDLE of Sunday Service, in the FRONT of the church, while the Minister is teaching, and talk for 20 minutes about how your "...G*dD*mned Baby Daddy, ain't got no sense..." and you two are "...going to get back together... after he divorces his wife... and leaves his other girlfriend." .............. [This message has been edited by novella000 (edited January 17, 2001).] |
AMEN, AKA2D'91, AMEN!!
(i had to come back and get my do not.com fix lol) |
This is for those that fly the "friendly skies".......
DO NOT let your child kick the back of my seat. DO NOT look at me weird when I discipline my child in the airport (or anywhere for that matter) WHEN your child just called you a B*&%^.... DO NOT ask me why my 3 year old son is so well behaved. He is not from the jungle or an ape. It is called home training! DO NOT ask the Southwest airlines flight crew what they are going to serve!!! You pay Peanuts, you get PEANUTS!!!!! DO NOT HAVE ME BOARD THE PLANE, SIT FOR 45 MINUTES, THEN HAVE US DEBOARD AND TELL US THE ENGINE DOES NOT WORK!!! (BUT GOOD LOOKING OUT!!!!) That is just a few from my weekend excursion... [This message has been edited by OOHLALA (edited January 17, 2001).] |
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Miss OOOLALA you have nooooo sense. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Okay here are a few more: DO NOT have me come into your dentist office take umpteen X-rays and wase an hour of my time only to tell me you do not perform the procedure I need in your office. WHY ARE YOU ALL EVEN OPEN FOR BUSINESS????? DO NOT come to class everyday and ask me what we are doing today. If you want to do nothing keep your behind at home. DO NOT wear tank tops in the WINTER when there are 2 inches of snow and then wear a BIG COAT!!! DO NOT rob my house, steal my checks and USE THEM to buy $72.00 worth of PIZZA!!!! (THIS REALLY HAPPENED) ------------------ Black is a mystery, and part of my history. Black is bold and worth a hell of a lot more than gold. |
DO NOT post on one organization's message board disrespecting the Founders of another organization and think you won't get checked QUICKLY and more than once.
DO NOT think dissin another organization's Founders will get you points with the organization in which you plan to seek membership. DO NOT change your interest in organizations because you think the first org won't want you. We all choose the best and the brightest. If the first organization didn't want you, chances are the second won't either. DO NOT sleep on the INCH HIGH PRIVATE EYE!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif |
ROTFL!!!!!!
Right on Soror!!!!! |
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