Dear social group of peers/urban family,
I haven't watched the Super Bowl ONCE in my 20+ years, I am sure as hell not going to start now. You're allowed to go and watch it, I don't care; but don't tell me I am missing out. It doesn't interest me, it won't interest me, and I have other things to do like studying and laundry. We're allowed to have different interests and giving me grief about football is going to get you grief about not going to church with me. See, you're not interested in that and I am, it goes BOTH WAYS. I don't own a television, I couldn't tell you which teams are playing. Don't think I am a demon about football; I gladly made my boyfriend sandwiches and snacks, and bought cold beer so he could enjoy myself before I went and did something *I* enjoy.

Thanks

Went out clubbing last night-saw my sorta-man's ex-wife. That was just fantastic. But she looked like a HO!!!!! "sweetie, when you go out, wear a shirt that comes down to cover your back-handles, and pants that stay on your waist, not down your a$$. and lay off the crack so that you are not making out with random men." Geez, please have some class.

It took me half an hour to get a hold message...now I'm sure I'll be on hold for another half an hour...stupid OCAS. I would like to go back to school and I can't if you don't answer the phone.

Yes I know I am important...but if I was that important you would answer the phone! Customer service my ass!

I hate hate hate hate shopping for jeans. I tried on atleast fifteen pairs of jeans today. None of them worked. Like what the heck is up with Miss Sixty, Diesel, Paper Cloth and Denim, Sevens, etc. not having even one style for the girl with a definite A$$!!! Like honestly, what I want is NOT THAT HARD!!! A 7.5-8 inch rise, lighter wash, atleast 1% lycra, that makes my butt look good. Maybe I should just buy more Citizens of Humanity Ingrid Stretch's that I have and love...but I don't like buying duplicates becasue people think you're wearing the same pair of pants....and I'm shelling out 100 something....

ARGHH!!! Anyhow, guy at the store has my name and number and will be calling me when they get in new washes of the only jean that actually fits me!!


Anyone else have a definite butt and has found jeans that look cute and flatter your butt!!

I may get flamed for this because they are really popular right now but......

Evanescence needs to go away. That chick's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Dear IU basketball team,

You know, you could win a few more games if you could, oh, I don't know....

HIT SOME FREAKING SHOTS IN THE SECOND HALF!

XOXO,
Me

Ok...hello waste of money!!

WHAT is up with those DUMB public service announcements. Listening to Loveline, I swear to G-D that I have heard twenty five of them tonight. It's SUCH a waste of money. Do they HONESTLY think that just because they have a PSA of an extremely unrealistic situation where an underage guy decides "not to party" because underage drinking is illegal, that underage people won't drink??!! Riiiiight......that would SO happen! Why don't they use the money to do something actually productive!!

--ARGH and this reminds me again of my never ending rant of stupid laws in the US...exp the underage drinking laws. Like honestly whats the point?? And the same goes for marijuana....

Really, why did it have to take 2 HOURS for my oil change. I know its free and all, but PLEASE!! I drove 45 mins in the RAIN to sit and watch the rain for 2 hours. I just want my two hours of my life back!! not that I would have been doing anything eventful, but still!! And now I gotta go to work, cause I am poor. I hope my interview tomorrow goes well. I am sick of being pooooooooooooor. And if my old roommate calls ONE more time to hang out I will beat him upside his hard-a$$ head. Leave me alone-I told you I am going through crap and don't have time to be your girlfriend, I love you, but not like that and we have had this conversation a zillion times. Geez, why do men have to be difficult. Maybe I should become a nun.



Ok, ranting done..............off to work with a big cheezy smile! And if old roommate shows up, I am shoving a tortilla down his throat till he chokes.

Ok, now I am done. :cool:

Hey Shaq,
If you gonna complain about the Referees taking over the game,next time Instead of shooting off your mouth using profanity on T.V. , Try either Emailing or Calling Commissioner David Stern. It would make life easier on your Part and less pain on the ears of others. :rolleyes:

Ok, what is up with guys with girlfriends trying to get with me??

Last night, me and my friend are at the bowling alley, and I'm getting ten million gutter balls as usual. Anyhow, there's a guy in the lane next to me who can't keep his hands off his girlfriend. He keeps running his hands over her body, grabbing her, kissing her, she keeps straddling him, etc. WHILE he is holding her ass, he actually has the audacity to flirt with me!! He's winking, smiling, making eyes at me. He even mouths to give me his number. So I mouth back..."What about your girlfriend?" and he just shrugs and smiles. Then his friend comes over, wraps his arm around me and shows me "Damon's" number from his phone and tells me to write it down. Like honestly, do I look like THAT MUCH of a ho?? I mean I realize that I act pretty ditzy, wear short shirts and have the whole sexy hair thing gonig for me, but honestly...do you think I'm honestly going to be turned on by you and your girlfriend being all over each other and want a piece???

I kind of have the same prob--undesirable guys trying to hook up with me. Like dirty old men. Ew. :mad: :rolleyes:

Saying "we'll do something Thursday night" and then 6:30 on Thursday rolls around and you haven't even bothered to calll is not acceptable.

Guess that means i'm going to bar review :) woohoo

DONT EVER BAD MOUTH DIRTY OLD MEN!:mad:


SNOW, SUCKS! Supposed to go down for Founders Day this weekend and Be The Canditate for the First ever Ritual for Alums.

S**T snowed 8-10 inches. Closed My shop down early and came home to Get the snow off of the Drive! Hell, covered back up again!:(

This was the snow from last week weather forecasters suck and usually not very cute!:(


GAG!:eek:

If I see one more 5th grade girl roll her eyes, I am gonna have to hurt someone. If I had tried that, my momma would have really made my eyes roll.

oh, i need to retire...

The dry cleaners "misplaced" 5 of my shirts....they're some of my favorite.:(

When I applied online through OCAS they asked me which transcripts I wanted to send so I said highschool and university. So I have to pay $24 to get my university transcripts sent to the schools and I assumed they would get my transcripts from the highschool. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Why the hell did I pay you $65 to process my application when I have to do all the freaking work???!!!!

I can beat that....
I had a former coworker hit on me and proposition me for sex. The kicker is he had just gotten a divorce and this other girl we both worked with was (at the time) pregnant with his baby - AND HE IS A JEHOVA WITNESS!
:eek:

My rant:
I hate how the apartment complex landlord doesn't seem to care that the curbs are still covered in snow and someone could fall and break their neck. If ya can snow blow the sidewalk, why can't you tackle the curb with a shovel?

parents that spend money on themselves when they could spend it on their kids. no not my parents, talking about people like oh say the sister in law who puts her "needs" first instead of my two small nieces. kids come before parents! especially if its stupid stuff the parents get that they don't need (mp3 players).

Stupid OCAS. I want my money back.

It's going to take a week to get my transcript???!!!!! It's archived??!!!
Where the hell did you archive it??!! Alaska??!!!!
And you wonder why they call you Scumberside!!!!!

Dear Marquette Basketball Team,

I want you to read this and think long and hard about what it means.

Rah rah,
Kathleen

p.s. Pull up your pants.

Dear Co-Worker,

It has come to my attention that you think you are better than everyone else. You are not. You don't have a 'right' to be the same class the rest of us are jumping through hoops to get into. You don't 'deserve' to get your way about everything. And you sure as hell DO NOT come off as a better worker than I do - - maybe you'd have a better chance of that if you hadn't gotten fired 6 months ago for NEVER COMING TO WORK!

With all my love,
DA126

P.S. You're really gonna be pissed when you find out that I got into the class and you didn't. HAH!!!

I hte websites that feel the need to play music. Don't. It doesn't add to your website. Your choice of music is crap, and when I have no volume control on my computer and you have music I shut the page down because it is too loud. So I don't even look at your site.

Music=Bad.

*kicks you all in the jimmy*

-Rudey
--Stop complaining

Richard school of refereeing=BAD

James school of refereeing=GOOD

Excuse me ref, but you CANNOT call a penalty after the buzzer has gone. When you hear that sound, that means THE GAME IS OVER!!! AND you CERTAINLY CANNOT CALL A PENALTY SHOT AT THE END OF THE GAME!!!!

That was a BS call ref and you know it!!!
Do you kneed a copy of the rule book? I can happily provide you with one. Way to to take the win away from my girls.

OXFORD LEARNING CENTRE RULES!!!!

my parents went to albuquerque to see a doctor on tuesday...in the course of all of this they stayed in what is percieved as a good motel. someone tried to break in, took two cards for my brother in law and a check,a scuzzy umbrella and a barbara bush autobiography.
my mom got mad at me for getting mad at the apparent lack of security. ps me off. they are old, for god sakes.
sigh

I want to go out tonight. But, because of my sucky ass job, I don't have any damn money. And the job I am supposed to hear back on hasnt called. Damn it.

i love my parents, but at the same time.....i hate them. not really them, i guess, but what they say, how they make me feel. sometimes they are just the most un-nice ppl in the world....same goes for my dad's parents. they came over today and i swear they are so critical....kills me. grandfathers are there to be sweet and throw $20s around, and grandmothers are to smell good and make cookies. ;) they're def not there to make me feel worse about the fact i have no degree and am taking a breather from school. sheesh.

some ppl on here really frustrate me......which is dumb. 2 words: message board. :rolleyes:

dammit dammit sonovabitch!!!

TNT is SUPPOSED to be showing a Law and Order Marathon...instead they have some whack ass car race on called the Hershey's Kisses 300!!!! WTF!!!

up yours nascar. I want my Chris Noth.

Discmans SUCK!!!! They drain batteries like there's no tomorrow. Mine broke, so half the time it tells me the player is open even though it is closed. I hate them!! Why are they so crappy?!

Now I have nothing to listen to at work!

It really irks me when people don't take their coats off in class. If you know you're going to be cold, bring an extra sweater or something! When you wear your coat, it looks like you can't wait to get out of class. Was my presentation really that bad?

stupid lil b------
 

ok, so more "oklahoma!" drama....

last night at rehearsal, our horrible choreographer was a no-show. i don't know if she was sick or what, but she wasn't there. ok, well....the choreography thus far has SUCKED....this is a small town community theatre, we are extrememly limited on guys as well as any chick dancers with talent. this, however, has not stopped ol' bia from making up this random choreography that is on a somewhat difficult level had you not had any dance experience. ya know? plus it just looks like poop anyway, but whatever.

SO, last nite, me and my sister (who is ado annie in the show) decide that we can offer our two cents b/c the show opens on FRIDAY and we are STILL LEARNING chor. when we should just be polishing it all. we have 12 yrs dance experience, so he decided to let us work this one part that was rough in a song. we did a lil tweeking (notice: we did NOT make them learn anything NEW, we just tweeked), made things smoother, and it looks SO MUCH BETTER and took an 1/8 of the time it took her to come up with this conglomoration of POOP. well....

tonite she was there. saw what was done, and threw a fit. also please remember that our director initially fired her wks ago for her attitude, etc (and when one of our lead's was injured--he had to have SURGERY to repair some tendons in his arm--all she said was, "well now we'll just try harder next time, won't we"...:eek: ), but the director took her back b/c she asked to just finish it up, she'd be better, blah blah. she's been no better, and the show is JUST NOW coming along that me and my sister have kinda taken charge. we ended up finishing up all the numbers that have been shakey for forever and everyone is pleased....everyone but her. i did hear, however, that she is not allowed to do anything else at this theatre ever again....and everyone thinks that me and my sister are fabulous! :D

but she's a dirty skank and i don't care about her hissy fit.....it looks better and she's just mad she realized she sucks. :p

To the gentleman that rode my a$$ going 80 mph this morning...awe, didn't you just love my techniques of speeding up and slowing down? Yeah, that's what I thought L O S E R! As kitso so lovingly tells me - BITE ME!

Why oh why did I waste any energy on a friend who couldn't even get me a 21st bday CARD, but that weekend showed up with a new pipe and an 1/4 bag of weed?
Also, I think that McGriddles are very confusing and my mind feels all tangled up from trying to understand the physics and/or dynamics of how they come to be. I believe it is some sort of maple syrup crystal mixed into the batter? I don't know for sure, but I do know that McDonald's patented the design and I think it's a revolting idea. But if anyone has any info on this perplexing phenomenon, please let me know.

McGriddles are not a phenomenon.

McGriddles are digusting.

If you want pancakes, go to IHOP.

[/begin my mini-rant]

Restaurants trying to serve food that's not their speciality. It's very rarely any good.

Like sandwich places suddenly advertising new-crappy-Atkins-food! Umm, last time I checked, "sandwich" = edible stuff served between or on BREAD. Go Carbs Go!

Or just in general, fast food places trying to act like they have healthy food.

[/end my mini-rant]

Yay for carb lovers! And, lest my message be confused...I think that McDonalds should stick with the Egg McMuffin for breakfast fare. And I think that mixing sweet (ie maple syrup) with not sweet (ie sausage) breakfast foods is the most vomitious concept ever. But I swear I read that it was an innovative and patented process by McDonalds. At least right now I don't think good ole Micky D's has a burger wrapped in lettuce like Carl's Jr...I mean crap, the McGriddle alone would probably blow your Atkins diet for at least a week.

Corina

ps- yes I realize how sad it is that I am so fascinated by the McGriddle. Rudey, feel free to mock me now.

we collectively have way too much time on our hands. just look at the news coverage of the martha stewart trial and the saga of colorado football sex.
the rest of you guys are making me hungry.
mcgriddle is a scary thought.

in pain
 

Mardi Gras just kicked my butt today ... I am hungover and its l10:30 ... darn hurricanses ... i just want this headached to go away...

LOW CARB PIZZA!

No crust, just toppings in a bucket, spoon out on plate!:eek:

A cop and TV bar we used to go to had a thing called Pizza Soup. Lot's of pizza toppings in a broth kind of thing. It was GREAT!