Doin' the butt.....

Don't forget the warm up for the butt sex....first you gotta implement the shocker foreplay...

http://www.vip130.org/notalec/shocker.jpg



Kitso
KS 361

Two in the goo and one in the poo.


That is all. haha

OMG!!! too funny :)

It's 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink really.

-Rudey
--mullet is sooooo into it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA where would you even FIND that?!?!?!

Google is a god send.

Had to sort through about 4 pages of stuff before i got to that one. Most of them, y'all will be proud to know, are on fraternity websites.

Kitso
KS 361

My friend, you never cease to to take the words out of my mouth. *sigh* Kiiiiiitso.......http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...ackeye/lol.gif




Way to spend my 1000th post.....oy vey. :rolleyes: :p

hahah, Amy, I was just getting ready to say congrats on the 1000th post -- aren't you glad you spent it on the butt sex thread?

Kitso, google = good times. My girlfriends make fun of me for looking stuff up all the time, but I'm telling you. When you find a winner like you did it makes it alllllll worthwhile.


bwahahaha......

Sorry... that's a one way exit-only check valve! :eek: ;) :) :p :D

Or, "two in the pink, one in the stink"?

I'm surprised some people had never seen that.

I met a woman who is the so-called expert on anal sex. She still couldn't convince me.

THE SHOCKER!

I can't believe that I am posting in this thread...
 

Maybe someone would be interested in purchasing this lovely item.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=52371

:D

Re: I can't believe that I am posting in this thread...
 

I have the tshirt.

-Rudey
--But it's a chapter shirt talking about our secret handshake.

My brother went away to college and his AIM icon was the Shocker. I was so naive and had no idea what it meant...until about 2 months later.

Funny stuff though!

i will be the first (and probably only) girl to admit to having anal. and by god i enjoyed it. *walks away with head held hi*

shelley j
sigma k

For some reason, I KNEW you would be the first to admit it. Girl, you got some golden balls! :)

thanks. i try.

shelley j
sigma k

Orignally posted by alphaiota
Yes, sweetie, you are the first, but not the only...by God, I enjoyed it, too. :D

Thank you very much.

YES!!!!!! lololol, thank you!

shelley j
sigma k

Maybe it's just my aversion to poop, but eew eeew eeew. There's so many better things to be doing in bed. ;)

But how much do we love Shelley & Co. for putting it out there?

love you girls :)

love you too. ;)

shelley j
sigma k

Never have, never will.

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

so guys, what's going on in this thread?

Munchkin admitted to being anal queen.

-Rudey
--Awesome high 5!

Things to consider:

1. The actual part of the anus that the penis enters is not a storage place for the poop, it's just a passageway. So if the receiver makes sure to...go a decent time beforehand (nerve.com says you should make sure it is a clean poop, nothing indicative of problems, ie diarrhea or constipation, both could cause dirty problems during the act) and then wash with soap and water, it's not actually as dirty as I originally imagined it.

2. I know two girls, one of whom had never had an orgasm through intercourse, one who had never had a g spot orgasm...both girls had MULTIPLE g spot orgasms from the oh so taboo act of booty penetration. If that isn't compelling evidence, I don't know what is...

3. Depending on the amount of beforehand preparation (I know this is disgusting, but from what I understand, if you spend like a whole day on the toilet, trying to make sure you've emptied it all out, the muscle stretching involved in that will make the evening's events much less painful) it doesn't necessarily hurt as much as everyone assumes. Although that doesn't mean it's just fun and games no pain, but all of us girls who have had vaginal sex survived our first time right? And I don't know about any of you, but mine hurt like a biznitch.

4. Consider what Monique from the Original Queens of Comedy says..." To f**k in the butt is a nasty nasty thing....it's a horrible thing.....




but now I kinda like it."


This public service announcement brought to you by a girl who finally let her boy try it once and has since gotten every sexual favor she ever wanted, as well as unlimited devotion and praise, because she was willing to make the effort to be open minded and try new things. Now I hope to bring everyone else down with me so that I won't lose as bad next time we play Never Have I Ever (generally called 10 fingers with the folks I know, but I didn't want anyone to get confused and think we were discussing the shocker. :eek: Ouch)

Bless you my child ;)

i'm do darn proud. *tear down cheek*

shelley j
sigma k

was it pass/fail?

OMG, I was laughing so hard after I read the two in the goo...but this just takes the cake. :o

Didn't want this badboy of a post getting away from us.


"Doin' the butt..."

Had to be said... What a jer. :P

careful, in a fight, I think DAngel would win.

Cosign. ;)

I will admit as well. I enjoy it from time to time, but not on a regular basis. :cool:

yeah!

OH Lord! Let me be the voice of reason...does no one on here EVER watch medical shows? Here's the deal, anal tissue is much thinner than vaginal tissue. It is possible (not necessarily probably, but you never can tell) to distress the tissue to the point of tearing. If this happens, a woman can develop a bridge between her vagina and the good ole poo canal. Therefore, poop seeps into your vagina! Scary stuff, Kids!!!

Well maybe if you get raped by a horse.