Why do parents always try to tell you what to do in your life, and you listen to them but when you do what they tell you to do, they come back and tell you you should've done something else when it doesn't make sense?

I wish I could _____________ right now, and I would take___________ with me.

I wish I could jump on my private plane and fly somewhere warm right now, and I would take my hubby with me.

It's snowing outside and _________________ are at it again. I tell you _______________ are _________________.

It's snowing outside and the salt trucks are at it again. I tell you winter months are no fun for me.




As I woke up this morning, I ______________________ but ___________________ did __________________________.

As I woke up this morning, I wanted to go back to sleep since I'm sick but I did not. :(

I've been waiting for ___________________ to _____________ since ___________________.

I've been waiting for Sex in the city's last season to air since the last season ended


I would absolutely _________ if ___________ happened.

I would absolutely trip if the administrators at my job said something would happen and it actually happened.

If __________________ asked me to __________________ I would ______________________ in a ________________.

If GUCCI/LVMH asked me to replace Tom Ford and become head designer I would drop everything and do so in a hot millisecond (after negotiating my at least 5-10 million/yr contract for 4 yrs with stock options and the opportunity to start my own offshoot label) :D :D

When I ______________ it reminds me of ________________ because __________________.


*edited to put words in bold*

When I accomplish my goal it reminds me of the day I set the goal because I didn't procrastinate!


If you think that___________and that_____________then you__________!

I'd like to dedicate this one to my sister
 

If you think that if you give me a present that you really wanted for yourself and that means you are entitled to use/wear it then you must be sniffing fumes because that ain't hap'nin!

When you ____________ and I ________________, it makes me wanna __________________ to you.

Re: I'd like to dedicate this one to my sister
 

When you try to test my thinking capacity by saying something that just proved how extremely unintelligent you are and I just sit there and smile because you don't even realize what you did, it makes me wanna thank my momma for teaching me to be proactive instead of reactive so I didn't have to introduce a butt whooping to you.


My______________ told me that I need to ________________ before it ________________ because if I don't, the ____________ will be _____________.