lmao! Again another priceless look I'm sure when he found out :)

Oh yeah.... a look doesn't even begin to describe it.... his roommate told me that he screamed like a little girl. :D

LOL!!!

You cried for 2 hours? I guess you missed the Vienna sausage.

LOL!

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CLAWDAMME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It isn't about me, but I thought this story was relevant:

"In the show [South Park], Cartman's mom is named Lianne Cartman...In college, one of the pair who made the show, Trey Parker, was set to marry his girlfriend Lianne, with the wedding and honeymoon set up when he caught her sleeping with another guy and he went ballistic...

In the show Lianne Cartman is a hermaphrodite, crack-whore, pornstar slut...Treys revenge!

Also, in 'Cannibal - The Musical' in which Trey starred, he has a horse named Lianne."

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WHAT IS AWESOME ABOUT RAPE?

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You have to understand my ex to get the most humor out of him getting all the ass sex he wants in prison......

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Okay, I won't probe this any further...

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You can PM me if you want to know more.

This is such a good thread, I had to bring it up again...

Before you read this, you should know that I am aware that I am a bit&h if someone crosses me:) I have two stories:

1) I was engaged to a guy who was one semester away from a degree in Mechanical Engineering... He broke up with me over the phone. Since we worked together, I still had to face him the next day. I held it together until he asked his ex-girlfriend (who he had been seeing behind my back) to stop by and say hello... She was a total bi*ch and was very cruel about the whole situation...
So, since a) he had broken off an engagement over the PHONE and b) asked his ex who he was stilll seeing to come rub salt in my wound, I decided to really screw with him.
I waited until the night before the drop deadline. Then, I proceeded to erase all of his classes. :) He had zero chance of re-registering for his senior level eng. classes:):):) And, when he came to work complaining about the "computer error" I sat there thinking to myself, "You dumb a$$..."

2) The kid next door is evil (He is an eighth grader, so he should know better). He puts firecrackers into dog treats and then offers them to the neighborhood dog. He beats the dog, too. (But, the cops won't do anything about the animal abuse...) The kid also messes with things in our yard... He ALSO, plays his music so loud when his mom is at work that I can hear the lyrics and bass in the SHOWER... (The cops do act on the noise problems we have with them...)
Today, I should have normally been on my way to class by 7:30 a.m. But, I stayed home waiting for an electrician to come out here. The kid and a friend pretended to walk to school. As soon as the kid's mom left for work, I saw the kid walk back to his house! (Guess he thought no one saw him...)
So, I simply called the school and asked them if school was in session today. They told me, "Yes." Then, they asked why I needed to know. I told them what I had seen and that I was just curious since his sisters had walked to school and they had not walked back... They asked me his address and name... Of course,
;) I was obligated to give them the information :D
They are being evicted at the end of the month for about a dozen different reasons... So, the kid will be out of the neighborhood's hair very soon...

Can you steal the dog before then???

Their landlord advised they will be moving out on the 24th. So, starting tomorrow, the dog will be hidden in our backyard until they leave. There is NO way I am letting them get their hands on this dog and take it somewhere that I can't watch out for it!!!!!:mad:
On a side note, even though I am NOT a UT-K Vols fan, the dog looks a lot like the mascot dog. So, we named him "Smokey" in honor:)

That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard. You are fabulous!!!!!

Awww shucks, Val!!! Thanks! :D

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looks like you don't have to...someone else is taking care of it.

I like karma. Especially when there's an ex-bf who wants to get back with you and regrets the way he treated you. And he knows that he can't get you back because you know better now and because you now have a great bf that's a thousand times better than the ex. It's nice knowing that you were the best gf he ever had.

I know at least three people who have used a deviously evil form of revenge (even though it's funny & foolproof), and all three are now very much alone & unhappy.

Living well really is the best revenge.

LMAO.....you're the reason why I never chase any of my exes.

lol. where you an asshole ex-boyfriend?

you don't want the girls to have the satisfaction of knowing that she was the best. hehe

lol :D Nooooo, not because some of them were the best...its because I don't want them thinking they were the best. See, in the case of my exes, after a breakup the girls always thought they were the best thing that ever happened to me....but they were wrong in each case. I think chicks tend to put that in their mind to help get over the guy and then when the guy does have a sudden urge for some familiar pussy and calls the girl.....it then solidifies her thought that she was the best and usually she'll bang one. last. time. before never talking to the guy again. ;)



But yea, I wouldn't give them the satisfaction of anything for shit. In some cases I was the asshole ex-boyfriend. :D

haha...I find a more effective method is to be friendly to the ex on the phone but when it comes to them asking to hang out I completely deny them. Then I never talk to them again...and it's solidified in their mind that they were denied...;)

You're evil. ;)

I have prided on myself on following the 'living well is the best revenge' path.

And I'm living great. And I'm happy. In the best shape of my life, have a good job, great bf, great apartment in a great part of town....

Yet I still want to be driving the Mack Truck that hits my ex.

Which leads me to believe that perhaps there is something to be said for taking the 'ole idea that one should pride themselves on being the better person and not stoop to the low levels exemplified by the low low character of a crappy ex, and throwing it out the door.

Does letting someone get away with being a worldclass *enter explative here* make you the better person, or a chump?

I know, but it's kind of hot isn't it? ;)

The trouble with karma is that, contrary to popular belief, it doesn't catch up with you until your next life.

But anyway, back to the original question...I got the best satisfaction the other night at the expense of a jacka** who did something pretty crummy to me a while back. I was at a party talking to my friend, and he comes waltzing up like nothing ever happened making a stupid comment, and I just took a dainty swig of my drink and said, "F*** you."

The look on the jerk's face was priceless.

no personal revenge stories...but I just feel wildly vindicated by coming back home to see all the "popular" and "pretty" girls from high school fat, pregnant, and dropped out of community college or still working at McDonalds. I know it's stupid and high schoolish, but damn it feels good to say that I'm actually doing stuff with my life

I don't really know that it's revenge but I still find this amusing. I broke up with my college boyfriend a week before we graduated because he was cheating on me. I never really saw him until this summer. I was heading to CO for a weekend trip and was flying out and going thru airport security when I looked up and guess who was screening bags. So while I'm going on vacation, he was the one standing there checking my bags.
And then he stopped me and started talking to me. He decided that it was necessary to tell me how much money he was making at this job. (Which I thought was pretty tacky.) I guess he thought that I would be impressed or something. Instead I just smiled, did some quick math in my head and realized that I was making a lot more money than him. So, I'm going to have to say that I agree that 'living well is the best revenge.'

Definitely :D

I had fun at a wedding recently. My most hated ex sent me a nasty letter to break up with me, and said some of the most horrible things anyone has ever said to me. He sent it while I was on vacation too. Luckily I had decided over vacation that he was worthless, but didn't want to even waste the money on a long-distance phone call to dump him.

My ex was at a wedding of a mutual friend who he has tried to get with FOREVER. We hadn't seen each other since the break up 5 years ago, so I didn't even bother speaking to him. Instead, I had a great time with the few people that I knew there. I looked good, was having fun, and he knew it. He was there by himself, had just gotten dumped by his fiancee, and had to hear from others about how I had a great job, boyfriend, and life.

He ended up leaving because he was having such a miserable time watching me have a good time. :D

astroAPhi, that reminds me of a way I got "revenge" on a particular ex-boyfriend - let's call him Steve. One of my sorority sisters was getting married, and she invited me, my then-boyfriend (now husband), and Steve. She considers all three of us to be among her friends. Steve had dumped me a few months earlier (by IM :rolleyes: ) so I was not looking forward to seeing him at the wedding. But I enjoyed the wedding and had a blast at the reception with my bf and our other friends. Steve hadn't met someone new, so he was there alone, and was absolutely miserable watching me have fun with my new man. He left early.

I'm so evil sometimes :D

What a spineless, cowardly jerk! :mad: Dumping someone over IM!?! :rolleyes: Good grief!

Kudos to you! Happiness is ALWAYS the best revenge.

lol, had this very same experience on Saturday after being waited on at Eat 'n Park by a girl I went to HS with. I kinda felt bad, Eat 'n Park has got to be a crummy place to waitress!

Totally know what you mean.

One of the popular and pretty girls I went to high school with (who made my life a living hell) is 25, has three kids aged 6, 3, and 11 months -- WITH THREE DIFFERENT FATHERS. She's three times the size she was in HS because she didn't make an effort to lose the pregnancy weight, collects child support from each of her babies' daddies (because she's no longer with the last one's dad), and survives on welfare.

Ran into her at the Hawai`i football game and we chatted for a little bit, and I could tell she still didn't like me. I loved telling her about how I got my BA, I have a great full-time job AND a part time job, and the fact that I get to travel all over whenever I want because I HAVING NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK.

Payback's a bitch, bitch...because I'm still skinny and YOU'RE NOT!

On the highschool comments; I take it most of you were those fat girls in highschool that got used for head?:confused:

You think thats bad....try asking a girl what she feels like after getting dumped by txt mssg. :p

Haha. Yes that sucks pretty bad.

dude, you crack me up...;)