Well, when your this old, you've gotta do something for fun...

Which one is you?

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Hopefully the one on the rise ;)

Mod pledges: FRY LIKE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

*wiggles around*

Oooh it's so hot! I'm so veyr hot!

And AXJules, that was a good one. ;)

Uh oh... I better get ready to spout off my pledge mod knowledge for the next beat down in the Mod Corner! :)

(stolen from Bugle Notes, the U.S. Military Academy's plebe (4th class/freshman) knowledge book.)

"How's the cow?"

"Sir/Ma'm, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk, the lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the 2003rd degree, and that's the how of the cow, sir/ma'm!"

What do Plebes rank?

"Sir/Ma'm, plebes rank above the Superintendent's dog, the Commandant's cat, the waiters in the Mess Hall, the Hell Cats [the cadets who sound the bugle calls), the Generals in the Air Force, and all the Admirals in the whole damned Navy, sir/ma'm!"

"What are the three rules of thumb?"

"Sir/M'am, the three rules of thumb are as follows:

1. "Does this action attempt to deceive anyone or allow anyone to be deceived?

2. "Does this action gain or allow the gain of a privilege or advantage to which I or someone else would not otherwise be entitled?

3. "Would I be satisfied by the outcome if I were on the receving end of this action?"

i really wish i knew some of these inside jokes and back stories in the chit chat forum - b/c i think i'd find the bashing way more funny. right now it just confuses me :confused: oh well

FIB!

(Now you can be part of the bashing!)

Or figure out how to get some viscious evil revenge. If people aren't going to like you they can at least fear you.

What's with the graphs? I'm so confused? I feel like I'm at school and it's starting to scare me.

mmmm bacon...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!