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winnieb 10-16-2003 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
"Can I cum on your tits?"


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Originally posted by cashmoney
lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.
These aren't "normal" questions???? hummm...... the guys I know seem to think they are.... :rolleyes:

Kristin AGD 10-16-2003 09:16 PM

a oldy...

"would you be willing to have a threesome?"

And it is funny as soon as you suggest it should be another guy, they decided it really wasn't a good idea.:rolleyes: And if they like the idea of bringing in a guy...RUN!!!:p

bethany1982 10-16-2003 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by alphagam-alum
These aren't "normal" questions???? hummm...... the guys I know seem to think they are.... :rolleyes:
Me too...

absolutuscchick 10-16-2003 09:38 PM

All I have to say is wow, I can't believe anyone would say half of these things

AchtungBaby80 10-16-2003 09:43 PM

I think the granddaddy of them all is "Was it good?'. It puts us in an awkward situation because if we're honest, many many times the gentleman might not be able to handle the truth. :p

ThetaPrincess24 10-16-2003 11:07 PM

Yes, i'm inclined to agree with that statement :)

FAB*SpiceySpice 10-16-2003 11:25 PM

I recently had this same guy tell me that I have an "amazing and awesome" mouth while I was, um, pleasuring him. I am sorry but that was just weird :rolleyes: Awesome is not a word that should be used in that situation, I had to laugh. :o

PM_Mama00 10-17-2003 12:05 AM

From a quiet, shy guy that I never woulda assumed to say this...

"Oh yeah, are you gona ride it?"

"I couldn't even get in" me to him "it's not MY fault you have such a big dick"

me to him "STOP tryin to put it in my ass"

"I'm already hungover and I got be at helicopter training at 10am"... this was at 6am.

I like to talk during sex, but not dirty. I often find myself laughing about the stupidest things.

And whoever mentioned bukkake!!!!!!! OMG I love u and the guys at my school would too!

Imthachamp 10-17-2003 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by PM_Mama00
From a quiet, shy guy that I never woulda assumed to say this...

"Oh yeah, are you gona ride it?"

"I couldn't even get in" me to him "it's not MY fault you have such a big dick"

me to him "STOP tryin to put it in my ass"

"I'm already hungover and I got be at helicopter training at 10am"... this was at 6am.

I like to talk during sex, but not dirty. I often find myself laughing about the stupidest things.

And whoever mentioned bukkake!!!!!!! OMG I love u and the guys at my school would too!

please...please...please dont ever talk about your sexual experiences again...

im sure i speak for all the fellas here.

librasoul22 10-17-2003 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin AGD
a oldy...

"would you be willing to have a threesome?"

And it is funny as soon as you suggest it should be another guy, they decided it really wasn't a good idea.:rolleyes: And if they like the idea of bringing in a guy...RUN!!!:p

Why? Open-minded guys are hot.

wreckingcrew 10-17-2003 02:07 AM

woohoo! in before the lock!!


Bukkake. Whoever brought that up is dirty, and i give you much props.

As far as the "Red Wings" issue. I have heard that some girls dig on having sex while having their monthly visitor. I myself am not a fan.

The 3some thing? I'll throw down on a threesome with 2 guys, as long as the action is Finger cuffs style and we're throwing each other High Fives. That's the extent of my liberalness.

Kitso
KS 361 times i've had a girl say, no we can't do that, it's too big :p

SirHornyToad 10-17-2003 02:30 AM

PM_Mama, your awesome and your stories rock.

Now for a little defence from the guys side of things ( i didnt get my mug name 'Horny Toad' for nothin.

Sex on the period, my ex gf liked it, i didnt, it made me feel dirty =(
but she rarely had hers so it was good...

Blowjob week... hehe, that was the kinda joke we had in highschool, cant believe anyone would still use that. Although let me tell you girls, a little initiative in this area can go along way.

As far as Ass goes, Ass sex... well to each thier own, i dont dig it much, but i like a nice looking ass and grabbin it and such in a playful way is good.

I take it the hair is in the way thing was about head... well i can't say i disagree, its nice to whatch sometimes, but really it comes down to initiative, the guy should just move it for you.

Asking questions about your dick is just lame, just assume that its the largest she's ever seen and in your mind itl be ok, she's like not going to tell your the truth any way.

Condoms suck, but they are a necessary evil, so oh well.

Lastly, and I can say this with complete honesty, I don't ask every girl i have sex with how it is, or if they came etc (also for god sakes fellas, come up with a more tactful way to ask if they got off , there have to be better ways then "did you cum?" or "did you cum yet?" But when i have girlfriends and such i like to ask how i did afterwards just so i can make mental notes and improve, and i always tell them, don't lie to me, cause quite honestly my ego isnt going to be bruised and as long as im having sex im probably going to get off and have a good time regardless, this is just like research almost. And you'd be surprised how much you can learn and get better at. Anyway theres the guys prespective. Now you can lock the thread ! =)

cashmoney 10-17-2003 03:38 AM

Wow! Ima laufing at dis thread. dheres a girl in the bathrrom who wants to have sex butt i dink im too drunk to even thiunk aboiut nialing her.....im snekin on GC to holler aat you guyds, im about 2 give dis gril a rainchedck andimsure she gonna be mad, ill holler back tommorrow, she bout 2 get outy aus der shower. U know how cashmoney do it, clean, clean ,clean.

SirHornyToad 10-17-2003 04:30 AM

go find a condom and have sex with her, you pussy !

smiley21 10-17-2003 04:53 AM

this thread is a trip.

damasa 10-17-2003 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361


The 3some thing? I'll throw down on a threesome with 2 guys, as long as the action is Finger cuffs style and we're throwing each other High Fives. That's the extent of my liberalness.

I would just like to let everyone know that up here in the nord words we call this "the eiffel."

Yes, the eiffiel as in the eiffel tower. It occurs when you have a threesome involving two men and a lady. You have one of the guys in front and the other guy in back and while you are both going at it you throw up double high-fives to one another. This produces something that looks something like the eiffel tower, hence the eiffel move!


bwahaha

xok85xo 10-17-2003 09:33 AM

dude, any guy touching another guy while they're having sex (even if there is a woman involved) is just gay.

3somes w/1 girl and 2 guys are more then welcome, the guys just better not touch each other.

ZTAngel 10-17-2003 09:43 AM

"Did you finish? Did you? I don't know...I couldn't tell. We can go again if you didn't."

SO ANNOYING!

lawryn 10-17-2003 09:52 AM

after this drunk guy begged me for an hr to give him head...

it'll be quick you'll wonder whats wrong to me...

drink more, then you'll want to.

if you do it, i'll shut up

please give me head? (over and over and over)

after that i locked myself in the bathroom to get away from the guy and then he went and asked all my friends after awhile i figured i would be on the clear...but as soon as i stepped out the door it started back up, i kicked his drunk a** out of my friends house after that

shultzz 10-17-2003 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by lawryn
after this drunk guy begged me for an hr to give him head...

it'll be quick you'll wonder whats wrong to me...

drink more, then you'll want to.

if you do it, i'll shut up

please give me head? (over and over and over)

after that i locked myself in the bathroom to get away from the guy and then he went and asked all my friends after awhile i figured i would be on the clear...but as soon as i stepped out the door it started back up, i kicked his drunk a** out of my friends house after that

C'mon, take one for the team. You should have gave him head.

shultzz 10-17-2003 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24


"can i please put it in your lil ass?"

What is with guys?

Don't ask, just do it!

Be like Mike.

smiley21 10-17-2003 05:31 PM

oh lord, i think this thread justifies itself:rolleyes: :p

UDZETA 10-17-2003 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I don't know how you understood what I wrote, unless of course you were just as drunk as I was at 3:00am. Anyways, I ended up knocking the dust off that mess. I didn't really want to do it because she was short, but she so was sexy and ended up being German. That sex was raw, straight gangsta. She was too hot not to bang. I wore her lil a$$ out. AND, I still made it to all my classes this morning. Yay!;) The only bad thing was that I let her spend the night. I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea.:rolleyes:
Got a thing for short girls?

smiley21 10-17-2003 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by UDZETA
Got a thing for short girls?

lol...http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...ht=short+girls

cashmoney 10-17-2003 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by UDZETA
Got a thing for short girls?

Nahh, thats whats so wierd about it. I guess I did last night. She wasn't as bad as the girl trying to dance with me right before she saw me. The girl before her was like 4'3, she just came up to me on the dancer floor and started to try to grind on me. I was so trashed I ended up going along with it. They were playing that song " Get Low, Get Low". When the chick went to bend over and touch the ground, I tried to put the good stuff on her and I couldn't. She was so short and I was too tall. I was so trashed I had to ask her if she was a midget, she got pissed. Thats when Allison came up to me and started grinding.

cashmoney 10-17-2003 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
oh lord, i think this thread justifies itself:rolleyes: :p


I agree.

SirHornyToad 10-17-2003 10:35 PM

Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

cashmoney 10-18-2003 02:14 PM

I'm lost on that one, horny.

ThetaPrincess24 10-18-2003 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by SirHornyToad
Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

What the hell kind of statement is that????

smiley21 10-18-2003 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by SirHornyToad
Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

the only reasoning that i can think of for that is something that i think is sick

SirHornyToad 10-18-2003 10:04 PM

how lost?

lovelyivy84 10-18-2003 10:55 PM

OKay, I just had to pick myself up off the floor from laughing.

Imdachamp, you are an evil, evil man playa!

cashmoney 10-19-2003 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
"can i spank your ass? do you want me to spank your ass? why can't I spank your ass?"

Why do girls get pissed when you smack their asses while out in public? I'm not really feelin ya on smackin the butt in the bed....but for some reason I have a bad habit of always smackin that ass while in the grocery store or at the mall. And girl would get aggravated like hell. Her famous line: "You know, we're not a football team."

ThetaPrincess24 10-19-2003 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Why do girls get pissed when you smack their asses while out in public? I'm not really feelin ya on smackin the butt in the bed....but for some reason I have a bad habit of always smackin that ass while in the grocery store or at the mall. And girl would get aggravated like hell. Her famous line: "You know, we're not a football team."

The answer to that question should be self explanatory!!!!! Us women (atleast those of us that feel good about ourselves and have a good self esteem) are not appreciative of that in public because it's disrespectful, rude, and not to mention tasteless........so if you dont want to get told, dont do it.....damn it!

cashmoney 10-19-2003 11:26 AM

lol....thanxs, ThetaPrincess

James 10-19-2003 01:38 PM

I've read this quote before. Supposedly it was a Jesuit saying. Think about it. ITs great advice for a whole bunch of situations.. Politicians use it all the time.

In this case what it means is:

IF you ask her "Can I stick it in" lol, and she says no. You are going to really hear it if you do anyway.

IF you just go for it and she complains, you can just say, "my bad" run a few more stokes and pull out, no harm done.

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Originally posted by SirHornyToad
Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

James 10-19-2003 01:42 PM

You mean you are supposed to ask first? Whyever for? ;)




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lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.
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ThetaPrincess24 10-19-2003 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by James
You mean you are supposed to ask first? Whyever for? ;)




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Originally posted by cashmoney
lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.
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Yeah very funny :p

opaldragon 10-23-2003 01:19 AM

"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that.

ThetaPrincess24 10-23-2003 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by opaldragon
"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that.


I'd have to agree with that most of the time........


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