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a oldy...
"would you be willing to have a threesome?" And it is funny as soon as you suggest it should be another guy, they decided it really wasn't a good idea.:rolleyes: And if they like the idea of bringing in a guy...RUN!!!:p |
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All I have to say is wow, I can't believe anyone would say half of these things
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I think the granddaddy of them all is "Was it good?'. It puts us in an awkward situation because if we're honest, many many times the gentleman might not be able to handle the truth. :p
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Yes, i'm inclined to agree with that statement :)
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I recently had this same guy tell me that I have an "amazing and awesome" mouth while I was, um, pleasuring him. I am sorry but that was just weird :rolleyes: Awesome is not a word that should be used in that situation, I had to laugh. :o
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From a quiet, shy guy that I never woulda assumed to say this...
"Oh yeah, are you gona ride it?" "I couldn't even get in" me to him "it's not MY fault you have such a big dick" me to him "STOP tryin to put it in my ass" "I'm already hungover and I got be at helicopter training at 10am"... this was at 6am. I like to talk during sex, but not dirty. I often find myself laughing about the stupidest things. And whoever mentioned bukkake!!!!!!! OMG I love u and the guys at my school would too! |
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im sure i speak for all the fellas here. |
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woohoo! in before the lock!!
Bukkake. Whoever brought that up is dirty, and i give you much props. As far as the "Red Wings" issue. I have heard that some girls dig on having sex while having their monthly visitor. I myself am not a fan. The 3some thing? I'll throw down on a threesome with 2 guys, as long as the action is Finger cuffs style and we're throwing each other High Fives. That's the extent of my liberalness. Kitso KS 361 times i've had a girl say, no we can't do that, it's too big :p |
PM_Mama, your awesome and your stories rock.
Now for a little defence from the guys side of things ( i didnt get my mug name 'Horny Toad' for nothin. Sex on the period, my ex gf liked it, i didnt, it made me feel dirty =( but she rarely had hers so it was good... Blowjob week... hehe, that was the kinda joke we had in highschool, cant believe anyone would still use that. Although let me tell you girls, a little initiative in this area can go along way. As far as Ass goes, Ass sex... well to each thier own, i dont dig it much, but i like a nice looking ass and grabbin it and such in a playful way is good. I take it the hair is in the way thing was about head... well i can't say i disagree, its nice to whatch sometimes, but really it comes down to initiative, the guy should just move it for you. Asking questions about your dick is just lame, just assume that its the largest she's ever seen and in your mind itl be ok, she's like not going to tell your the truth any way. Condoms suck, but they are a necessary evil, so oh well. Lastly, and I can say this with complete honesty, I don't ask every girl i have sex with how it is, or if they came etc (also for god sakes fellas, come up with a more tactful way to ask if they got off , there have to be better ways then "did you cum?" or "did you cum yet?" But when i have girlfriends and such i like to ask how i did afterwards just so i can make mental notes and improve, and i always tell them, don't lie to me, cause quite honestly my ego isnt going to be bruised and as long as im having sex im probably going to get off and have a good time regardless, this is just like research almost. And you'd be surprised how much you can learn and get better at. Anyway theres the guys prespective. Now you can lock the thread ! =) |
Wow! Ima laufing at dis thread. dheres a girl in the bathrrom who wants to have sex butt i dink im too drunk to even thiunk aboiut nialing her.....im snekin on GC to holler aat you guyds, im about 2 give dis gril a rainchedck andimsure she gonna be mad, ill holler back tommorrow, she bout 2 get outy aus der shower. U know how cashmoney do it, clean, clean ,clean.
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go find a condom and have sex with her, you pussy !
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this thread is a trip.
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Yes, the eiffiel as in the eiffel tower. It occurs when you have a threesome involving two men and a lady. You have one of the guys in front and the other guy in back and while you are both going at it you throw up double high-fives to one another. This produces something that looks something like the eiffel tower, hence the eiffel move! bwahaha |
dude, any guy touching another guy while they're having sex (even if there is a woman involved) is just gay.
3somes w/1 girl and 2 guys are more then welcome, the guys just better not touch each other. |
"Did you finish? Did you? I don't know...I couldn't tell. We can go again if you didn't."
SO ANNOYING! |
after this drunk guy begged me for an hr to give him head...
it'll be quick you'll wonder whats wrong to me... drink more, then you'll want to. if you do it, i'll shut up please give me head? (over and over and over) after that i locked myself in the bathroom to get away from the guy and then he went and asked all my friends after awhile i figured i would be on the clear...but as soon as i stepped out the door it started back up, i kicked his drunk a** out of my friends house after that |
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Don't ask, just do it! Be like Mike. |
oh lord, i think this thread justifies itself:rolleyes: :p
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lol...http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...ht=short+girls |
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Nahh, thats whats so wierd about it. I guess I did last night. She wasn't as bad as the girl trying to dance with me right before she saw me. The girl before her was like 4'3, she just came up to me on the dancer floor and started to try to grind on me. I was so trashed I ended up going along with it. They were playing that song " Get Low, Get Low". When the chick went to bend over and touch the ground, I tried to put the good stuff on her and I couldn't. She was so short and I was too tall. I was so trashed I had to ask her if she was a midget, she got pissed. Thats when Allison came up to me and started grinding. |
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I agree. |
Always remember that its better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.
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I'm lost on that one, horny.
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What the hell kind of statement is that???? |
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the only reasoning that i can think of for that is something that i think is sick |
how lost?
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OKay, I just had to pick myself up off the floor from laughing.
Imdachamp, you are an evil, evil man playa! |
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Why do girls get pissed when you smack their asses while out in public? I'm not really feelin ya on smackin the butt in the bed....but for some reason I have a bad habit of always smackin that ass while in the grocery store or at the mall. And girl would get aggravated like hell. Her famous line: "You know, we're not a football team." |
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The answer to that question should be self explanatory!!!!! Us women (atleast those of us that feel good about ourselves and have a good self esteem) are not appreciative of that in public because it's disrespectful, rude, and not to mention tasteless........so if you dont want to get told, dont do it.....damn it! |
lol....thanxs, ThetaPrincess
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I've read this quote before. Supposedly it was a Jesuit saying. Think about it. ITs great advice for a whole bunch of situations.. Politicians use it all the time.
In this case what it means is: IF you ask her "Can I stick it in" lol, and she says no. You are going to really hear it if you do anyway. IF you just go for it and she complains, you can just say, "my bad" run a few more stokes and pull out, no harm done. Quote:
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You mean you are supposed to ask first? Whyever for? ;)
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24 "Can I cum on your tits?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by cashmoney lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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Yeah very funny :p |
"Am I the best you've ever had?"
You really don't want an answer to that. |
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I'd have to agree with that most of the time........ |
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