Re: this is how i relieve every day stress
 

I did this before and got 400 something (I was mad @ Mr. CT4) and it plays a whole nother song. :D

CT4....really?


let me get to slapping, then.

My highest score......
 

Re: OH. MY. DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

312

A BIG, FAT, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING PIMP SLAP :mad: to my apartment complex!!!!

What is this mess about starting Jan. 1, we will be receiving a water/sewage bill for the amount of water that we use? :confused: :eek:

Talking about "due to increased utility rates.... :mad: Increased rates my butt!! I pay the sticking electricity bill, not you! Dont' think I will not write a letter coplaining about this!

Oh, but you ain't slick. You are trying to pay for the new washers and dryers that you installed (which I might add, that you increased the price on as well by $.50 ) :mad:

Please know that this mess has confirmed my decision that I will be moving out when my lease is up. Yes, I will move out over an extra $15-$20 a month. You better believe it! :mad:

In the words of Wilona from Good Times .... YOU JIVE TURKEYS!! :mad:

Re: SUPER DUPER PIMP SLAP OF THE YEAR GOES TO.....
 

*crying in cubicle***

manly beast *ladstao*

High-larious....
 

:D @ #1 Leading Lady. lol It sounds like she's lucky she lives two hours away...

A big ol', a-little-part-of-me-hopes-the-Grinch-steals-your-dayum-Christmas, pimps up, hoez down, open-handed with my grandma's rings on slap to one of my coworkers. How DARE you say I may want to limit MY phone conversations when YOU are notorious for having 25+ minutes phone calls on the regular! AND your azz has the nerve to fall asleep on the job!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Surely you jest...

Naw, forget the baby powder! I'm going to wet my hands first to make SURE I get a good one in... SCHMACK-UM!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*wiping my brow* I'm back, ya'll. I'm back. ;)

Citibank Visa!!!
 

I wanna give a heartfelt pimp slap to Citibank. I cancelled my account with them years ago. Well, yesterday I received a letter from them with a check attached.

Now...before you get excited, HC the dang check was for $.10? Yep...you read it right. TEN WHOLE CENTS!!! Something about a settlement on some class action suit that was filed. It's not even worth me depositing that sukka! Dang...a piece of candy costs $.15!

I just read my horscope in a weekly newspaper and why does it say at the very end:

"... the holiday season is when you shine your brightest, so no matter where you spend it, you'll have an excellent time. Just ignore, don't smack, the Scrooges and grinches."

:eek: Get outta' my head, man! ;)

Forget the pimp slap, I want to give a good old Bruce Lee, Waah Taah drop kick to my Fashion Professor who thinks she's the greatest thing on earth, she can't teach worth s*&% and the 2 classes she does teach the students can't stand her. I normally don't use this word to refer to the lovely creatures they call females but I'm sorry this lady deserves the title of........B*TCH.

TO PLAYSTATION 2 and that dayum Madden NFL 2004 game: I bequeath you a hearty pimp slap for keeping someone tooooo occupied last night to call me back even though he said he would.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

...DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT HATE on the PLAYSTATION2/MADDEN 04!!! Does Mr. CT4 play rookie or all-pro level?? If he's got the knack for the playmaker option I might need to holla at dude.

...CT4, how you gon front on the power of the PS2? you must be on crack :p

I'm right with you. Do you know Mr Nikki1920 bout died when there was a power outage when he was saving his plays or whatever? :rolleyes: Do you know that he calls me DURING HALFTIME and then gets off the phone when its over? AND THEN I DONT HEAR FROM HIM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT??? :mad: :mad:

tonyb06: my bf has the all pro option.. he spends hours upon hours creating plays, trading, etc... and enjoys it.. :rolleyes: lol

I don't know all of that. He asked for it for his birthday. Stoopid me bought it. I believe he plays pro level. Last night he and his best friend played for hours when it was our phone call time!!! :mad:

Take advantage. At least they are occupied at home. Come over and get down with them...and that should lead to other things when the game is over.

Playstation is almost addicting as the internet. :(

Yall know he is LD (long distance) plus he told me they got on the Net and played someone in another country. Yeah he could be out in the streets, but dang it call me back!!!

That is true, but one could walk in front of him naked while playing and he'd never notice. Or worse, tell you to wait until halftime... :mad:

not that I've done this..:p I'm just sayin

...hold up, I'm down with PS2 too, but let's not get crazy up in here!! Playstation always gets dropped when it's time to, uhm, ....play.

I will say PS2/Madden is dang near as addictive as Greekchat. I'm not nearly as good as it sounds like Mr. Nikki and Mr. CT4 are.

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Dionysus wrote:Take advantage. At least they are occupied at home. Come over and get down with them...and that should lead to other things when the game is over.
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Now, see here Dionysus is who yall need to be watchin'. She is doing some serious thinkin on this issue :D

I ain't mad at 'cha, playa.

LMBAO up in here! Imagining Nikki1920 "casually" walking past Mr. Nikki1920... naked... dropping stuff in front of him, talking bout', "Oops!" *finger to the corner of her mouth, trying to look innocent* And then, Mr. Nikki saying, "Watch out baby!" :D Ahh, the things we do for love... :rolleyes:

A mini-pimp slap to the little boys in so many men who never seem to grow the h*ll up. We KNOW ya'll need "male-bonding" time, but that should NOT interfere with, ahem, grown folks time... Hey! Watchoutderenow! :p

And damn if that aint what he did!! LMAO!! Then got mad when I left the room, went upstairs and went to sleep. :p

Mr. Nikki1920 has aspirations of being a HS football coach on the side, so this is his outlet.. :rolleyes:

and he better not even THINK of bringing PS2 or memory cards on the honeymoon.. lol

I'm trying to find out if Leading Lady put the smack down on the "manly beast"! ;) :p :D

Yeah....I went to layth the smack down on the manly best.....I rode up to MY DAD's house BUST in with my Key and started out with OH...So you don't my name let me help you remember **sidebar *** I only weight 100lbs wet and I am fronting on manly beast like I am a heavyweight and my DAD had to break on the confrontation.

Do your thing, girl! Sometimes those evil "stepmoms" overstep their boundaries.

Right now its time for MrWonderful1908 to get a pimp slap, see CT4 instead of Madden 2004 on PS2 we have an x-box issue or as he says "X-bizzle" uhm John Madden and his heart attack looking self is gettin on my nerves! :mad:

If he EVEN thinks about bringing it on the honeymoon or a romantic getaway, then you ain't doing something right?!!?!?!?!!?


I wUUUUUUUUsh a mofo would!!!!!!

and THAT is what made this extra funny because I know #1LL and her tiny booty going up against anyone is HILARIOUS!!

First CT4..You know I am Big Booty Judy in my world...doing the Club pose to spark you memory:o

Next, I LUV MY DADDY AND BEING DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL...because DAD told big manly beast heffa that she is just a signature away from divorce if she can not respect his 4 daughters and grandkids.....Then big manly beast heffa apologized to me and my son and being ME....I said that is all good but I still don't like or respect you....Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil:D

I want to give a P-I-M-P to my sorry a$$ boss to whom I submitted a time off request on Jan. 22 for a weekend off on March 5-7 and her simple a@@ hasnt responded yet. Makes me sick

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

Soror Erika

Pimp slap again to Dubya for this crappy economy. I have a degree and experience so why is it so hard for me to find a freaking job?? I dont have a degree to be a dang receptionist. Slap to him again for saying his tax cuts have created jobs and then taking that back b/c his butt knew it was not true. HE is the reason why I will NEVER vote republican b/c they LIE...

whew..

hijack

I so agree. I've having trouble finding a part time job at Target:eek: It's a shame that I just got paid,but by Tuesday it will be gone for rent,lights,phone (sigh) I may or may not have money leftover for food. end hijack

Back By Popular Demand!!
 

Well, not really.... :D But considering the recent boom in the Troll population, we might need this back somewhere near the top. :o :p :cool:

Re: Back By Popular Demand!!
 

Hey, I will be more than happy to post my "How To Pimp Slap" instructions over here for those that are rusty. *lol*

Re: Re: Back By Popular Demand!!
 

How about the pictorial instructions? Ok, all...let's practice!


http://www.playerappreciate.com/imag...slap/Step1.gif

http://www.playerappreciate.com/imag...slap/Step2.gif

http://www.playerappreciate.com/imag...slap/Step3.gif

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Oh. My. Dayum. Abaici done rolled up in here with flashcards on how to lay the smack down! :eek:

It's the teacher in me. I had to structure the lesson to benefit our visual learners. :p

Thanks for posting them Abaici! :D

well
 

I want to give a huge pimp slap to my momma.:rolleyes: She was sitting on the poarch when a bill collector came down the street. It was to late for her to run inside so....guess what she did? She put her touge out of her mouth, started to slob and put her hand down like a faggot and acted like she was my mom's retarded twin sister Beth( that she has never had):eek: :( I mean she was sluring her speech and limping when she walked..mann i was soooo shame but it was funny as hell:D

Pimp slap to a bill collector who called my house today for my dad. When i informed them that he was in the hospital have emergency, life threathing surgecy. They replied well could we have his number to his room please:rolleyes: :mad: :eek: ..u can imagine all the *nice*;) things i said to them

A back handed slap to:
To a boss who says that we can't work half days (when needed for Dr appointments and such) But schedules one for our Department to go bowling....:rolleyes:

The 411 operator I just spoke to.:mad:

I called seeking the number to Kaiser Hospital OB/GYN dept. After going through the automated system, an operator came on and asked which specific department I needed. I told her "O-B-G-Y-N" So she searched and I waited. After a brief silence she says slowly "Ok, I have ob-tech-tricks and jean-kol-co-gy" .http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek.gif

Umm.... Why are you a 411 operator if you can't pronounce words?:rolleyes: Get a da** dictionary!
Double pimp slap!!
*SLAP*SLAP*

B*tch slap to my Office Manager who just a week ago came out her face about my weight (she's a size 2 and I am not) and my clothes, just to turn around and ask me to do her a favor on behalf of the company.

And B*tch slap to Avenue for putting me in collections for sending a payment. Then calling me on the job like I owe them more money.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: