LOL!!!!!!

I hope we're not the only couple, but me and Boyfriend always argue about how much toilet paper I use. If I want to use the whole roll, isn't that my right? I'm going to use as much as it takes for me to feel clean and those two or three squares of one ply, no frills paper is not going to do it. I need a beehive of Charmin.

a "behive of Charmin"???!!!!!:eek:

*falling out*
lol

...believe me, I'm not trying to start a male/female flame war here but that's ALWAYS been a huge mystery to me. I'm like "Why does it look like Tutankhamen and other mummies have been in through here every time yall get finished?" :confused:

..it's really not cool to have to buy bathroom tissue by the truckload. :)

because, my dear Phrat. . . we got more than a pinhead to clean! :eek:

that is why Target, Walmart, and Costco exist.

TRUE!!!!!!!! lol

^5 to btb87! :D

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Lord, take me now!!!!!

oh, so we got jokes, do we?

...well since I haven't had "pinhead"-sized issues since I was a boy, a long time ago, I'll leave that catty little point for whomever it might have been directed :cool:

It just seems like a half-a-roll per trip (or so it seems) is a tad excessive.

Tony, don't get your panties in a bunch (boy am I on a roll - wow! there I go again!) - I realy truly and honestly wasn't directing that comment toward you. Just letting you know that we have to make sure that our area is clean, and it takes more than 1 sheet to do that. Otherwise, things can get real ugly. . .

Am I right ladies?

Preach, Girl Preach!!

Someone check the liquor cabinet, I think btb87 done found the spare key, again :p

Believe me, like most brothers, I'm a strong advocate for and greatly appreciative of good hygiene :D But I can see since I'm not going to get ANY help in dis here debate, I'm just going to slowly fade to black.....