Amen sister!

Hey Senator DICK Santorum...stay out of America's bedrooms!!! You're just hating because you can't get any. It isn't like I am either, but you don't see me passing laws about freaky deaky circus sex do you? NO!!! If you are morally opposed to a sex act, don't do it!!!

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pfffft......LMAO........ :D

pe-rot.....you silly silly lil man.....sure, ya got a billion times 2 dollars, but good LAWD you's just an odd, odd bird. stick with what ya know and stay out of politics :) so keep on keepin on!

I think Stalin was gay

Hey Ashcroft, Stalin would be proud of you with your PAtriot Act.

Genghis Khan, why didn't you go all the way across Europe? It's because you are a wuz.

Czar Nicholas...why did you let Rasputin mess up your game? Got you and your whole family killed.

Queen Victoria...you were a serious prude yet with all your incestuous relatives marrying each other you passed hemophilia all over the houses of Europe. As for her husband Prince Albert...for living in prude stick up the bum times...you managed to get a genital piercing named after you?

Hey Senator DICK Santorum...stay out of America's bedrooms!!! You're just hating because you can't get any. It isn't like I am either, but you don't see me passing laws about freaky deaky circus sex do you? NO!!! If you are morally opposed to a sex act, don't do it!!!

I'm in love with this. I hate Santorum!!!

*All jackass politicians, past and present, what the hell are you thinking cutting money from education. You're impacting the future of this country and the world.

*Albert Einstein, genius you may have been, but what was up with the permanent bad hair day?

John Ashcroft: Wouldn't it be funny if you died, went to Heaven and God acted gay?

Elvis, you ain't the king. Everybody know you stole Rock n Roll from Little Richard.

Hitler ruined it for all blond haired blue eyed people. For some reason everyone associates Blond hair and Blue eyes with being German, bleck!

Hitler doesn't even have blond hair!!!!

and he is part jewish (well historians think his father was jewish)

Well we all know Hitler had some serious issues. He went all whack because he didn't get into art school

To everyone who didn't help with the war in Iraq: Shut up! you don't have a dog in this fight!

Bill Clinton... please just go away

J-LO "you've been married name times, heck maybe IT"S YOU!" (i know not 9 yet but puhlease!)

To Bagdad Bob (who hung himself) Its hard to deny that the colilition forces are approaching when the US Tanks are ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS OF BAGDAD!!!!! PLEASE GIVE US ALL A BREAK!

AMEN!!! This makes me furious...
Don't even get me started on W. and his STUPID NCLB legislation.

To the people who set up the RHODES Scholar, do you even read the history books and realize how he terrorized all of Africe?

And you're doing this in the name of education!!!!

No kidding.

And to all the kids saying how we save France in WW2, U didn't do crap. Unless you were 18 and up during world war 2, stop saying that you saved the France from Germany. Almost as bad as many of these idiotic "War Veterans" in Zimbabwe who were still in their diaper when the struggle against Rhodesia happen in the 80s.

Oh yeah, Regan, Savimbi was never a great democratic man. He was a ruthless butcherer.

Apparently he was into "coprophilia" as well (which means "marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)
Eeeeeeewwww...

There is aslo the case where he had sexual a sexual relationship with one of his roomates, who was a man. This was in Austria and before the 1st WW.

His loyal comrade from the early days of the Nazi Party, Captain Ernst Roehm, was gay. On the 'Night of the Long Knives' (the great Nazi Party purge of 1934), Hitler led the team that arrested Roehm, who was caught in the act with a young SA stormtrooper.

Reportedly, Hermann Goering liked to dress in drag.

Reinhard Heydrich (Himmler's secret service chief) was an accomplished violinist but couldn't keep his pecker in his pants. He got kicked out of the German Navy for just such behavior.

Joseph Goebbels wasn't much better at being discreet, either.

Who ever wrote Pearl Harbor the movie, you suck royally. Thank you for wasting my time. And Ben Affleck, stick with Mat Damon's and Kevin Smith's movie.

Nice way to not to hide that Frank family better, Miep!

lightning + kite + key + Ben Franklin = Dumbass

Julius Caesar... they told you to beware the Ides of March... can't you read a freaking calendar?? Idiot!!

Socrates liked little boys... pervert!

J. Edgar Hoover = http://www.wrinklesofwashington.com/playagain/flame.jpg

The thought that they were named "Indians" may makes sense but it is not true. It is more likely to be that Indios(spelling is prob. pretty far off) an Italian word, since Columbus was Italian, means "with God" or "near God". If you notice to europeans these natives were living simply and didn't see much reason to advance technologically. They were living close to how the Europeans saw "Eden" and "God"

figured I'd pass on something I remembered from my AP history classes.

Bill Clinton for saying he's a Rhodes Scholar, even though you have to graduate from the porgram to recieve that distinction. And you never did you draft dodging wuss.

Why would anyone want to win an award named of Cecil Rhodes is beyond me in the first place. Sort of like winning the Augusta Pinochet Human Rights Award.

Joseph McCarthy--nice way to ruin lives, why don't you? Using false information to accuse people you just don't like of being Communists. Good thing that before you died, you were completely discredited. While you were snooping in others' personal lives, what about your closeted henchman, Roy Cohn? Assholes, both of you.

Hey Socrates, way to go in drinking that poison. Ever thought of spitting it out? Dumb ass.

I'm laughing so hard at this, I almost peed my pants!!

To all the democrats who beat Gary Hart into quitting the presidential race in 1988 because of adultery...why'd you elect Clinton?!?!

To the folks of D.C., you live in a crime ridden sesspool, yet you elect a convicted crack user to run your city? No wonder it continues to be a disgrace!

And Warren Commission, just who did shoot JFK?!?!

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/custer.gif

Such a great tactician my butt.

Just wanted to get this one going again

Hey Kent Star, way to go in spending millions of dollar to realized that Bill got a blowjob. I could have found that out for less then $5 from national enquirer.

LBJ thanks for listening to McNamara waht a way to let down the people that elected you...
oh and McNamara thanks for Vietnam...you ran off to the World Bank when you should have had a one way ticket to skip down the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

Westmoreland too.

JFK was a jelly donut.

Dante Alighieri was a man-whore.

And Abbie Hoffman... way to sell out, dude!

LOL, "Ich bin ein Berliner". LOL

Cat Stevens...I mean Mustafa...are you still riding the Peace Train?

up cause there are more historical figure we can flame, like Oliver North. Way to lie there. I'm sure Baghdad Bob and you would make an awesome co-anchor for a tv talk show.

Way to go Ritchie Valens. You had a fear of flying, you should have listened to your fear. Dumb ass.