Librasoul! Arya! TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
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Originally posted by librasoul22
OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.
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ARE YOU SURE????
I actually thought I saw it yesterday, but couldn't get a positive ID.

Any distinguishing marks?!?
Where was it last seen?

Dude, i know you didn't bust out with the Icy Hot Stuntaz, that's some old school somethingawful.com stuff right there.

But what about the Asian mens? I mean....you know...LMAO

:D :p :eek:

They gots to get luvin too.....

OMG this thread is freaking hilarious!

I got your penis right here. :p

Hmm...someone has brought to my attention this scavenger hunt for James penis.

It has also been brought to my attention that scavenger hunts are considered HAZING.

Thos people who continue to be voluntarily hazed by James' penis will be punished harshly and without reprieve.

That is all, thank you.

the Great Arya get lots of lovin. And what about Asian men? Great Arya is offended that he gets penis enlargement spam mail. The Great Arya needs penis reduction cause it's just that damn big.

Definitely a startling mental image! :D

There hasn't been this much discussion about a penis since "The Crying Game" came out. :p

LMAO. :D :p :) :cool:

This is great! :D Maybe I'm the only one who noticed but I love the "straight Ballin" comment at the bottom of this picture!! I thought it tied in nicely with James' missing pee pee

I saw a penis walking up Fifth Avenue today. I'm not sure if it is James' penis. ;) :p

Probably not, Cream. There are a lot of other Dicks in Manhattan, too. Adds to the excitement and charm of one of the world's great cities.

Dicks & the City! A new show on HBO. lol! :p

Would the be a Mr. Big? lol

Are you volunteering to be Mr. Big? ;)

Those boys look like the ones I went to middle school with who now work the the local Burger King. But I aint HATIN!

Hahaha, if the women in Dicks in the City are anything like the gals in sex in the city I doubt my gf would let me voulenteer. lol

Has anyone actually seen this penis? Are we sure it exists?

bethany1982 wins the thread...


that is all....

oh....oops....james.....i think i may have it........:p

sorry dawg, didn't mean to jack it from yas......actually i didn't even take it.....someone else gave it to me....but i ain't squealin!!!!!! :D

it's like "hot potato".....LOL

Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....:rolleyes: :p

funny stuff!

It seems the "missing" thread is more popular than the original was.

It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/xerx/smileydavid.gif

Does this penis have any distinguishing characteristics? How would we know if we found it? Does it have a name? Does it come when called? Has it been lost before, and if so, where was it found? Does it have any favorite hiding places? I don’t want to seem untouched by this problem, but why should we be concerned about one lost penis. After all, I have never noticed a penis shortage.

This sounds like a job for:

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SCD/pcSCD.gif

Scooby Doo

LOLOLOL.

A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.

This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???" :D

size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.

Arya, I'm one of the few people who will agree with that statment. Of course I'm sure some others would completely disagree. Guess I've just gotten lucky, that's all :p

***BTW, I think I saw the missing penis prancing around Dupont Circle yesterday. You might wanna go get him. He's too little to be out on his own in a place like that.***

That is one well-travelled penis. :)

Pretty soon the penis will fake its own death then begin popping up at Burger Kings and Wal Marts all over the country.

LOL, well us Southern gals gotta have fun too :)

Um, "demure"...OMG that's a first!!

Thanks Tracy, I loves ya too!

Is that a good thang? Cause I've heard the more you travel the more you are prone to disease....I dunno, just making sure. :D :eek: :p



*James, dude, you know I am joking wit ya and having some fun!! I honestly know nothing of your penis, and I hope you do find it (you know for your own good)*

Must add that this is my 911th post, and its the isht, casue 911 is my fave #!!

james honey, did you find your penis? there was a blurb on msnbc, but i missed it!

I THINK James isin mourning...http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/crying.gif

UPDATE!!!

I talked with James this afternoon on IM, and his little friend is still missing.

Should we put out an Amber Alert????????

What a great thought!

I can see it on all the TV stations, hear it on the radio, see the electronic signs over the freeways...

Scandalous! :o