You buy a bag and put it on your head. When somebody ask, you say it's the latest fad that mtv are trying to push. Say that Avril Lavigne and the Backstreet Boys are doing it also.

What should I do after I graduate from college?

What should I do after I graduate from college?

Go and make some money.

what do i do if I am in love with one guy, but he doesn't have a big enough package for me? Or for anyone for that matter?

Well, one must find out why size of the package matters. Is it because of sheer pleasure or is there some other deeper meaning behind the size of the package. If it remain a problem and you are in love with the guy, then there is always a dildo.

some people just like the taste of diet coke better.

This is the GREAT ARYA's thread. Only ask question, not answer.
Or else I shall fart in your general direction.

your idle threats do not scare me.

ok, i gotta 2 parter:

1-WHY are boys stupid/slow/stupid?
2-WHY do girls seem to like it when boys are stupid/slow/stupid?if you can answer this, you have my utmost respect forever....almight arya! :p

What's the meaning of LIFE?

http://www.wharton.upenn.edu/alumni/.../dream/sky.jpg

1. Maybe the people that are around you are not worthy of being in your present. Maybe it's time you seek nirvana through your own personal voyage.

2. It's easier for somebody to have a stupid mate as it is less work for them in their life. For instance:

I go and seek knowledge in hooters. Now if my girlfriend/wive is smart, she will ask me why and what is the purpose to the visit. Now if she is dumb, she will smile and ask me if I want to make out.

The meaning of life is not to waste time, eat, drink, be merry, and have lots and lots of gratious (sp?) sex.

lol....you could've just said this and i would've agreed 100% :D

i am impressed.....oh wise arya.....how did you become as in tune with the world as the magic 8 ball?

Oh, wise one.

I am impressed and in awe.

Another answer you might consider -- one which I heard many years ago is:

"A concrete bicycle because a vest has no sleeves."

how come i all of a sudden got bombarded with 8 million things that need to be done by the end of the day?

oh wise one,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Will the Red Sox ever win the world series?

Why am I losing my mind?

where can I find a job?

Where is Arya?

Why is it that when the last 10 minutes before 5pm come at work, all of a sudden there seems to be a million seconds in one minute...and my boss always finds little things for me to do so i have to stay late and she gets to leave right at 5?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

disciple . . . but then again you knew that ;o)

If one loses his sense of humor, how will he ever find it?
Can he ever find it? Why do some never have it? In additon, why are people always asking others ,"Where's your sense of humor?"

Oh modern day Sophist:

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

are frosted flakes junk food?

Who will win American Idol?

Why is Andrew Firestone from the Bachelor so freakin hot?!?!
And do you think he would mind if all of us girls from Greek Chat had our way with him? :D

How old is bob barker? And how does he still manage to play hole in one with barker's beauties?

Where is Arya and his wisdom?

Oh Wise One...

I need some major enlightenment...share some of your knowledge with us

The path to acceptance is hard and long. The timing of your counter may not be appropriate for any relationship to occur. Or the streamming of personality may not be the same as the relationship can not occure because boy think the girl is a cool one.

The chicken cross the cross the road because it needed to find the wisdom and path toward nirvana that was across the road.

In today's world, the egg come first with genetic engineering and such.

The Red Sox will win the world series, when we find out who killed JFK, where is Jimmy Hoffa's body is, and when the government open up Area 51.

You have not loose your mind. In fact, it's just temporarily misplaced.

In the real world, and your local McDonald shop.

I'm everywhere. Yet I'm nowhere. So I was in bed sleeping.

Because your boss need a can of nirvana whoop ass. Tell her that she better respect you or you'll kick her ass.


One can never loses his sense of humor. There is varying degree of having a sense of humor. From a person who will get offended by all to one that doesn't get offended at all. So if somebody have no sense of humore, his tolerance for humor is low and he needs a can of whoop ass.

I'm your daddy, yes I'm. And I answer question to all life's answer.

My current job rocks, although (some of) the people suck. At my last job, the work sucked, and the people rocked. Is it possible to acheive "rock" status in both categories, or would that be throwing off some sort of preordained corporate yin-yang balance?

Why is it that there is an originally posted by quote with my name, but not with the question I asked?

Dear Arya,

Please explain the socio-political-economic-environmental factors that led to the LACK of competiveness of cultures that were subsumed by European and north African civilizations even in the face of similar advancement at similar times in their history.

With an emphasis on PRe-Writing history.

James, don't have Arya do your papers for you... do your own work he is here for enlightenment, not plagarism.

While I would not presume to put words in the great one's mouth, my answer would be:

Because everyone sucked and nobody cared. Besides, the were illiterate.

My humble apologies, Great Arya.

Oh, wise and great Arya:

I pose the following scenario:

Upon the table, you'll find a dissassembled Chinese AK-47, complete with banana ammunition clip.

Nearby are instructions for assembling the rifle, written in Aramaic.

In five minutes, a Bengal Tiger will be released into the room.

What will you do? Please be prepared to defend your actions.

(From the Ultimate Philosophy test from hell)

What is the meaning of life?

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

How come people keep asking what the meaning of life is?