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SoRHOr JojaPeach:


no you did not call it an "ARSE"! LOL, LOL, LOL...girl, that was a good way to put it real nice and rated PG! I'ma use that one the next time i'm on the verge of using the OTHER word...LOL

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney - I'm sure you could afford the "Betty Ford Treatment Center" or at least a 12-step meeting since you think "Crack is Whack". And for goodness sake, pay attention to your daughter. No child belonging to you and Bobby should be that overweight unless she's dealing with stress by overeating.

DMX - Brotha, you have my prayers. Chile, posing as a federal agent and found with cocaine...What the hell is going on man?? You are now the "Holy Water Candidate of the Week"

Lil Jon and Anthony Hamilton - if you ain't gon' comb your hair, at least comb that nappy beard. Your stuff looks like taco meat.

Usher - honey, you can dance, you can sing but you still look like Alice the Goon from Popeye. All the money in the world can't change that critical fact.

JLo - honey you know if Selena had lived, you'd be eating Top Ramen on a futon with the first husband. Recognize heifa that your success is only relative to the growth in the Latino community. You have no talent but the entertainment industry needs a Latina starlett to capitalize on your folks spending power. Any minute your gravy train is going to run dry and Skeletor (Marc Anthony) is going to drop you like a bad habit like he did with his first wife.

Condi Rice - you have our ancestors spinning in their grave. You even slipped and called GW your "husband' Have you lost your damn mind? You getting caught up in the gov't's treachery and you are going to get burned. Ask the brotha who was doing security at the Watergate Hotel and dropped a dime on the Nixon's crew. He ain't worked a day in his life since. After Bush and Cheney are done with you, you gon' wish for your Black Community Pass back.

PhDiva

LOL!
 

Folks,

I just have a few words for all of those folks in the entertainment business.

You all need to sit your monkey A$$e$ down and take a good long look at the foolishness you're presenting to the public.

Serioussigma22

And this needs to be said to his face! If it hasn't been already, I just might do it. I swear I can't stand this man.

Ahem... Ahem...
 

Okay, it's been a while, so I have a few things to let out in the interest of "keeping it real"

To all y'all who refer to crack cocaine as the Faith Evans diet Y'all wrong. You know you are wrong. That woman could have dieted and exercised her way to health. :)

Now HEAR this, Essence Magazine Mariah Carey is NOT the most misunderstood BLACK woman in America. If she identifies herself as African American (dang, I did NOT get the memo), she still is not the most misunderstood.

Quit frontin' Ms. Rice Your parents did NOT name you for a musical term. Your name would have been Con dulceza. Not Condoleeza. Come on now Mr. and Mrs. Rice, if you country and you know it, clap ya hands. :D

Dear Whitney Shoot. There are no words. :)

Shar Jackson I hope Kevin Federline was good, cause I could not see having two kids with his scraggly lookin butt :)

Britney Spears I hope Kevin Federline is good, cause I could not see getting married (possibly losing some of my cash) and having one kid with his scraggly lookin butt :)

J-Lo I ain't gonna knock your hustle, but girl, ya clothes look a tad bit skanky. If you can make lots of money with skanky clothes, I guess I'll call you Kimora... :) Oops :)

:)

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Amen SoRhor!!! Amen!!!!

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BWWAAAHHAAAHAAA!!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ows/scream.gif
BTW, did you read the article in Vanity Fair on Kimora? :rolleyes: Never hatin' a sista for gettin' her cash on but lady, you seriously need to go to charm school...

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I read it, she is truly g-fab! But I love her house.

I forgot one thing...
 

Dear Mr. Bush - Please quit frontin like you got Jesus on speed dial. My bible says that the love of money is the root of all evil, but ya might have missed that part. :)

Dear Mr. Kerry - You suck. I can't believe that you let a cheerleader from Andover punk you about YOUR military service record when his patsy butt ain't have one. I know the election is over, but you still suck.

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Yeah, the house is sweet.

Sorhor TRSimon,

You are definitely keeping it real! I just wish that both of them personally got your message.

Serioussigma22:cool:

Do people really care about Ja Rule and 50 Cent?

Dear Mr. Cent,

Couldn't you at least be a dollar? You can't even get candy bars for 50 Cent any more. Maybe you should consider a name change in line with the ongoing inflation situation.

Just keeping it real,
TRSimon :D

VH-1 I am so pissed with you for showing celebrities at their absolute worst and profiting from it. Flava Flav and Brigette Nielsen are a hot raggedy mess and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I surf channels and see former wrestler Chyna running around in a bikini at 3am like she's on speed. You are NOT helping these people's career with that madness. Get them rehab, not airtime.

D'Angelo, D'Angelo, D'Angelo - didn't your trainer who helped you look so damn good in the "How Does It Feel?" video warn you that too much weed gives you the munchies. Bruh, what the heck happened?? Maybe Angie Stone was right when she said, you took that sex symbol persona to the head and lost yo' mind. Dissin' other musicians in the Voodoo CD liner pages is coming back to haunt you...the law of reciprocity ain't no joke!!!

PhDiva






VH-1

dear mr. kelly,

you have this song about being in the closet--i just heard this song today, and it was NOT what i was expecting (you know, you telling some young lad, you know "a friend," to just come on out). why are you always sleepin with someone's woman? and why mr. biggs woman? leave ms. biggs alone! didnt you learn from the last 50 million beatdowns? mr. biggs always wins! honestly, if the woman you are f*ckin around with is married and he finds out, its her fault only cause she let him find out. however that doesn't excuse you sir. you say "down low, nobody has to know," but dont you see a pattern of everyone knowing that you are sleeping with their women? and then you have the nerve to break this song up into 5 parts--has the biz gotten that bad?

with love (18 and over love that is ;) ),
tld221

p.s. how you gonna hide in the closet! they always look in the closet. you gotta plan the escape ahead of time--why didnt you get your cheat on at your place? not their bed--thats just nasty!

Hey TLD!!
 

LOL!!! They DO always look in the closet.

BTW, you know you got a long sig, right? :D

hey TR!
 

yes, the sig is long. but i really like this quote--felt like sharing it with the GC world.

Well...
 

It's long but true. :)

For real, cause Flava Flav just jacked himself ALL THE WAY UP...Brigitte Nielsen? Whew. Okay.

Dang, I saw the mug shot, and just let me say that the chronic is a mutha for ya... Kids, leave those drugs alone!!!

Dude!!! I mean, is THIS the same man on the video where I gotta shut it off in the family room so I can go watch in the "grown folks lounge" upstairs?? I'ma need him to bathe, shave and make peace with his hair. Rehab is a phone call away, brother. Ain't no excuse.

And one more thing...
A public service message for those who want to get cornrows and braids
THEY DON"T KEEP FOREVER!!!! KEEP THEM OILED!!! AND CLEAN!!!FRESHEN THEM UP ONCE A WEEK!!! PLEASE! STOP THE MADNESS!

Whew. Just thought I'd put that out there.