OneOneTwo calls Dr. Spinxpoet on his cellphone.

“Sup Sphinx,”

“Hey TwoOneThree, what are you up to?”

“Nothing much, I was just calling to see how far you’ve gotten in writing that book for me.”

“Man, I’ve had a busy week. I just completed my residence and we had a fire at the hospital and I have been busy with that. I haven’t even thought about the book.”

“But you cashed the check didn’t you?”

“Don’t start with me.”

“No Spinxpoet, when you cashed that check, you knew you had and obligation to finish the book. Now, my publisher is calling and asking me questions about the book I was supposed to had finished last week. Now if I don’t have my book by Wednesday, we are going to see how long you stay a Doctor at the hospital.”

“You wouldn’t?”

“Wouldn’t what, tell them that you helped me fake my brother’s death so you could fulfill your requirement for my class. Try me. Oh and by the way, this is the brother you are dealing with. So just know that am back to run things at GC aight.”

Dr. Sphinxpoet hangs up his phone and shakes his head. He runs into Thesweetstone as he is walking back to the hospital. He doesn’t say anything to her because he doesn’t want to cause no more drama than what is already going on with him and OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree.


Meanwhile...

OneOneTwo makes his way into another residence hall...

"Time for me to pay RedefinedDiva a visit... and make her day!"

OneOneTwo laughs to himself as he runs up the stairs and begins to put his plan to work.

The doctor stood over herpatient and listened to her crazed mutterings. She had fallen asleep watching COPS and was dreaming that she was a policewoman again. Dr. DeltaQTE shook her patient's shoulder in an attempt to waken her. Ladeia came up swinging at the doctor.

DeltaQTE: Calm down or I will have to restrain you again.

Ladeia: No, Doctor QTE, I am sorry. I was dreaming again.

DeltaQTE: Tell me about the dream.

Ladeia: Well doctor, I keep dreaming about that night when I was at my house and was getting ready to leave to go have dinner with some friends when Playyboy stopped by. I hated him. I loathe bad grammar. I could only take so much. He came by that evening and was antagonizing me with his debate on who was FINNER. The man had no clue over the inappropriateness of his question, not to mention the grammatical murder.

DeltaQTE: Hmm. Who was finner indeed?

Ladeia: He had been going around polling men for weeks. He kept using bad ANGLISH and I was not having it. That night he came over as I was getting ready to leave. He began to pontificate on the FINNER qualities of the AKAs and the DELTAs. All of a sudden I was in a full blown rage and SHOT HIM. He deserved it as much as he had MURDERED the English language. After I killed him, I had to come up with a way to avoid prison. So I called 911 and told them that this man had crucified the LANGUAGE of the white man and it was my duty as an American citizen to kill him in retaliation. I plead not guilty due to temporary insanity.

DeltaQTE: I see. You know you are about as funny as the Olsen twins. I think I need to up your dosage to keep you stable.

Ladeia: No, please!! I am stable. I just want to draw. I have shoes that I need to design. I can design you a pair if you like. I can make you some crimson Manolo boots and you will be the ONLY one with them.

Dr. DeltaQTE looked at her watch. She thought "ah...lunch in 15 minutes, thank God!" She gave ladeia her medicine and went to the breakroom. She flipped on the local afternoon news to see what was new in the world

"Our top story today, the hospital fire was ruled to be an arson. Police found a container of Piggly Wiggly generic lighter fluid at the scene. More details as they become available."

DeltaQTE thought "Lawwwwd, somebody done tried to blow up the hospital across the street."

Librasoul said "Gyrl, calm down. Lemme see who is at the door, we need to get everything under control."

Librasoul opens the door and it is Fee Fee, panicking.

Fee Fee - "Yo man, I need a place to stay! I have cops at my house and I know they are gonna think I did it!"

Librasoul - " Did what?"

Fee Fee looks at librasoul. "The fire?? Hello? It is all over everything. They found Piggly Wiggly lighter fluid! I bought some earlier today, so now it looks like it was me!"

Librasoul - "Why on earth did you buy lighter fluid?" She looks at Gyrl7.

Gyrl7 - "Ooooohhhh, no. Don't look at me like that. I order my lighter fluid online!"

Librasoul - "Aiight, listen. I can't be harboring fugitives. My baby Richard Maxwell JUST got locked up, with his fine azz. Did y'all light up the hospital or what?"

Luda picks up the phone to call his girl, 1savvydiva (@ Dedicated1=:p ) "Hey baby where are you?"

1savvy, "I am extremely busy right now...some trick stole my cousins new green Manolo's, the hospital caught on fire, and someone has sedated my girl! I am on my way back to the hospital to get her checked out. I have a bone to pick with you anyway..."

Luda, "What?"

1savvy, "Pushing up on some girl in the club, the SAME girl who stole my cousin STEELTRAPs shoes...WTF is wrong with you? I thought you loved me?"

Luda, "You know I do...that's just business baby, who am I on the phone with? I thought you said that you could handle it? You know that I am saving myself for you...that is if you can handle all of this that comes with it...can you?"

1savvy, "Well, yes Luda...I just..."

Luda, "Good, because I have something to ask you...can you come by when you get through at the hospital?"

1savvy, "Yeah, I guess so"

Luda, "Okay, and tell Steeltrap I will buy her not only a pair of green Manolo Blahnik's I will buy her another pair of salmon pink Manolo's just for her trouble!"

1savvy, "Oh baby...you are so sweet!!"

Luda, "I know...I'll see you later?"

1savvy, "Yes baby...Love you!"

Luda goes to his suitcase and pulls out the plain blue box that holds the flawless platinum engagement ring..."I love you too baby..."

AKA2D'91 is at the hospital and she is changing from her casual Sunday where to her Tuesday night fight gear. She looks up at the rearview mirror where a picture of her daughter, NinjaPoodle is hanging on the right corner of the mirror.

"Girl, I hope you are okay."

AKA2D'91 runs out of the car, but first, she looks in the mirror to make sure that her hair is straight and that she doesn't look a hot mess. Then she exhales and she power walks to the entrance of the hospital. AKA2D'91 an still smell the smoke in the air but she has easy access to the hospital seeing that most of the commotion is clear and almost everyone is back in the building. She walks to the counter where she see's a good friend of hers, Finer Woman10-A-91.

"AKA" Finer Woman10-A-91 yells, forgetting that she is at work.

"Finer Woman," AKA2D'91 runs to the desk and gives her friend a hug, "Girl just the woman I need to see."

"Why what's up?"

"Other then the fire, you tell me," both of the ladies laugh and AKA2D'91 scans the room real quick and does not see NinjaPoodle. "I am looking for my daughter. Have you seen her."

"No, some of the staff went home, but I couldn't tell you if your daughter is one of them."

"Can you check her records from her computer?"

"I wish I could do that for you, but I can’t. But if you want, you can go to the Children’s Hospital and see if they can pull up her records there. It is possible that she went home and didn’t clock out because we have had a significant case of that today.”

“Okay.”

“I understand where you are coming from. I remember when LegacyPBS was kidnapped and we couldn’t find him for weeks.”

“Girl, don’t remind me. Well, I guess my daughter is okay. Let me try calling her again.”

“Here, use the office phone.”

AKA2D’91 takes the phone away from Finer Woman10-A-91 and begins to make the call.

Re: Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

"Mind yo business. I have to go home now, my man will be here any minute now." NoworNever tells SugarNSpice as she is dusting herself off and heading towards her room.

"Alright girl, you be careful," Sugar-N-Spice, Afro-Chic, SevenOhTwo and EightOhEight hug NoworNever as she leaves the Alpha plot and heads towards her dorm.

Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic look at each other and shake their heads.

"Her man... this is the first time NoworNever mentioned having a man. I wonder who he is." Afro-Chic asks.

"Me too, lets go find out."

Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic leave the Alpha plot and they follow NoworNever to her room.

"All I got to say is that he better be sexy." Afro-Chic says as they follow her.

Meanwhile...
 

OneOneTwo makes his way into another residence hall...

"Time for me to pay RedefinedDiva a visit... and make her day!"

OneOneTwo laughs to himself as he runs up the stairs and begins to put his plan to work. He jogs to RedefinedDiva's dorm and he follows her into the room as she is opening the door.

"Aahh!" RedefinedDiva screams as she feels OneOneTwo grab her from behind and slam the door.

RedefindedDiva struggles to get herself freem but she cannot break free from OneOneTwo's grip. OneOneTwo walks RedefinedDiva to her side of the room and lays her on the bed and he gets on top of her. He takes his hand from her mouth, where she tries to bite him and she misses.

"Why you screaming girl! You don't recognize me?" OneOneTwo yells in her ear.

"Oh my God, tell me this is a joke!" RedefinedDiva yells, "Whoever it is get the hell off of me right now! This htis ain't funny!"

"It's me baby, and I'm back to take my spot, next to you." OneOneTwo nibbles on her neck and then he gets off the bed. RedefinedDiva takes a look at OneOneTwo and shakes her head.

"You bastard, I thought you were dead."

"I thought I was too, but lets just say I had a resurrection."

"Where have you been all this time?" RedefinedDiva yells as she slaps OneOneTwo, "You have no idea how hard I cried because I thought you were dead."

"You have no idea what it is like to deal with a crazy ass girl like Gyrl7. Breaking up with her took longer than I thought. She just wouldn't take no for an answer."

"So that's what you were arguing about?"

"Yeah. Look RedefindDiva, I know I have been MIA for a minute, but everyday I was gone, I was only thinking of you. You have no idea just how bad I wanted to come back to GC and to spend nights with you. There are so many girls that I could have smashed while I was away from you, but I couldn't. I want you, only you."

"Look One..."

Before RedefinedDiva could finish her sentence, OneOneTwo kisses her and they fall on her bed and become one.

The man stood on the sidewalk across the street from the library. He had been waiting hours for her to come out. He longed to see her again and touch her and caress her ebony skin. He had wanted to write her or call or at least e-mail, but he had been scared. He had hurt her and hurting her had hurt him. He had never meant to hurt her. He had loved her for years.

Waiting was not his thing, but for her he would wait the rest of his life. He had learned perseverance. He believed that she was worth waiting for.

As he stood waiting, he saw people he recognized but thanks to his clever disguise no one recognized him. He had missed this place. The University of GC had been good to him. It had introduced him to so many wonderful things and ideas and people. The most special had been her. He had been around the world and seen hundreds of beautiful women but no one had captured his heart like SHE had. She had stimulated him in so many different ways. He had laid in bed many a nights dreaming of her -- her scent, her voice, her smell, her beauty, her touch, and her laugh.

There she was. She had finally emerged and he wanted to do a dance at the sight of her. He wanted to run across the street and pick her up and kiss her with all of the pent up passion that he had supressed these past two years. He had to make sure the timing was perfect though when he chose to reveal himself to her.

But WAIT, who was that walking with her with his arm around her! It was his former roommate, RAIN MAN!! :mad: How dare he take his beloved! What made her get with him? How could Kelli do this to him?

He had to get closer to the two of them so he could find out the depth of this relationship. . .

Who is back to claim Kelli as his own? What made Kelli get with Rain Man? Tune in the next time I feel like finishing this story line. :p

What Hospital? I don't know nothin about nothin!


Chal errybotty know about Richard Maxwell being locked the heck up, but listen to this shizzy...........Word on the street is OneOneTwo is messing around with Redefined Diva:mad: He so busy trying to cut it off with me, that his behind is creeping from one campus to the next. I hope she doesn't fall for his "I could have been with so many girls, but you were the only one I could be with" crap because he can be smooth, but when he is tired of her he'll move to the next.

AND ANOTHER THING, OneOneTwo better pay these bills he got while living under my roof! He ran up the telephone bill to $480.00 talkin bout he was talkin to his friend Earl, ERRYBOTTY know Earl is DEAF! Then there is the tickets he got on my car, that is a good $1,250.00, now he is using the excuse his cousin was driving the car. Redefined, before you fall for that man, you better call a sista and find out his credit history first before you start giving him all your income tax....Hmmppphhh! :mad:

LibraSoul, chal I know you told me not to take him back, but shoot it wasn't like no one else was knocking at my door so I had no choice, but he BETTA PAY ME MY DAM MONEY, THASS ALL I KNOW. Or he will be MIA permanently.

While all of this is going on
 

LadyGreek looks around the Alpha Probate but doesn't see Dean Professor.

oh well she sighs I might as well go on home

As she heads back to her car, her cell rings and she recognizes 411's number.

Hey Sweetie, how are you? Did you get my message?

Yeah, I did Lady. You mean to tell me that woman is a perp?

Yeah she is. Girl she didn't go over because she lied about being pregnant by our BigSisterShaft's man, DoggyStyle. So they made her drop line.

Oh my, LadyGreek. That is horrible. She is even the president of the alumnae chapter here.

Well, we have to do something. Let me check with a few more people and then I'll get back to you tomorrow. Just maybe she ended up crossing an alumnae chapter somewhere.

I don't think so because her sweater says ZX but do let me know what you find out.

Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

LadyGreek hangs up the phone and ponders the conversation she is going to have first thing in the morning.

As 112 wakes from his nightmare, he realizes he's late and must make a mad dash to work. He's been late three times this week. If he's late again, he's going to get FIRED by his supervisor, AKA2D.

"Dayum" he says. "How am I going to explain this one?" Without taking a shower, brushing his teeth, or changing his underwear, 112 gets in his ride and rides out to work!

As he thinks of an EXCUSE, he sees carpoolers Professor, Sphinxpoet, Doggystyle and Nupe4Life entering the ramp on I-08.

:D

Secka'tare: Good Morning One One Two's Office how can I help?

Gyrl7: Yes, Hey is he there yet?

Secka'tare: No im afraid he is running a little late this morning he is stuck in traffic, so he is on his....................

Gyrl7: I know he there, TELL HIM THAT HIS GYYYYRRRRRLLLL SAID, THAT IF HE DON'T PAY ME MY DAM MONEY, IM AFRAID OF THE SCENE IMMO CAUSE INFRONT OF ALL HIS CO-WORKERS......P.S. AND TELL HIM I AINT SCURRED EITHA!

Secka'tare: Well, I don't know if I could tell him..............

Gyrl7: LOOK BALDY BEAN I KNOW YOU WEAR A WEAVE AND A WIG, SO DON'T GET NEW...................................BAM!:mad:

Lady Greek hangs up the phone after talking to the executive director at Delta headquarters.

Just as I thought she thinks to herself, there is no record of an Alice Chaucey nor Alice DuBois on file. And to think she has been perping so hard that she is president of the Jamaica Alumnae Chapter. I've got to call BigSisterShaft and tell her this news.

Just as she is about to pick up the phone it rings.

Lady Greek here

Hey Lady, I just left your perping line sister 411 laughs she said to tell you hey and that you should come down and visit her.

Ain't that a trip. She has lied so hard and for so long that she probably believes it herself. Well, you know what? I think BigSisterShaft and I just might do that. I have a lot of vacation time coming and a trip away from this cold just might be what the doctored ordered. Tell you what, don't tell her we are coming, let's make it a surprise. Can you book a hotel for us?

Girl, you don't need a hotel, you can stay with me. I've got two spare bedrooms.

Wow, I knew you were doing well but I didn't know things were that good. Okay let me call BSShaft and then I'll let you know when we're coming.

Great, I can't wait to bust this woman out, oh and of course it will be great to see you, too. 411 chuckles

I hear ya, okay ttyl. Delta love.

Delta love to you, too. Bye.

As she dials the phone to call BSShaft, LadyGreek contemplates how they are going to not only expose Alice for the perp that she is, but also pay her back for what she did to BSS and Doggy all those years ago. Damn she thinks revenge really is sweet

Gyrl7 spins around and looks at librasoul.

"Why'd you do that?!" asks librasoul. "You can make threatening calls on your own phone, that one will get traced back to me!"

Gyrl7 -- "OneOneTwo thinks I don't know he's alive. I hope that scretray gives him the message exactly as I said it. Cept for the baldy bean part."

Librasoul -- "Okay look...I really need to know wha--"

The phone rings.

Librasoul -- "Hello?"

"I need to talk to Gyrl7. NOW."

Secka'tare: Good morning OneOneTwo, you have a message from a Gyrl7

OneOneTwo: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT NAME:mad: . You know that heffa called my house, my mama's house, the DMV, Child Support, America's Most Wanted(no lie), and had the nerve to make rounds to every restaurant in town posting pictures of me and paying them not to serve me..........:mad: . Even McDonals, and you would think I DERSERVE a break after all this ISHT. I puh'my right hane up fo'gawd immo kill this chick(;) )

Secka'tare: Yes well she sounds pretty upset, and I don't think that you have heard the last of her, because she is or said she will come up and..........................

OneOneTwo: She WILL NOT be in this office, BELIEVE THAT! Call security immediately if she comes.

SecKa'tare: Well I don't know what she looks like.

OneOneTwo: Just look for a mad crazy woman that's it! Hello Libra, look put Gyrl on the phone cuz immo........whoo-hoo-hoo, LAWD immo break her neck!

Gyrl7: THIS AINT LIBRASOUL FOOL IT'S ME, AND YOU AINT DOIN JACK! AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU FEEL SO BIG AND BAD MR. ROSE ON THE 3RD DAY GO ON OUT TO YOUR CAR AND COME SEE ME.............TALKIN BOUT BREAKIN MY NECK, YA CAN'T EVEN BREAK DANCE NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY PHONE! BAM!:mad:

OneOneTwo: See this chick play too much, Tare, please take any messages I have a family emergency. Thanks!

OneOneTwo: Well, i'll be......................she, wait, wait a minute............this fool, my car is smokin..........she done set my dam car on fire...............AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, IMMO KILLA! IMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

As I Was Saying...
 

OneOneTwo wakes up from the bed with pellet sized beads racing down his face. The bed is drenched with sweat and the look on his face was one of fear.

"Are you okay?" RedefinedDiva asked as she too was disturbed from her sleep.

"I'm cool," OneOneTwo says getting up and putting on his clothes. "I got to get out of here."

"What?!" RedefinedDiva yelled as she was started getting her things together.

"I can't say here, not now! Look," OneOneTwo pulls out a sheet of paper and puts his cellphone number on it, "if you want to get in contact with me, this is my..."

Before OneOneTwo could finish, RedefinedDiva snatches the paper from him and tears it up.

"I don't play that shit! If you leave, don't come back. I'm not going to have you coming into and out of my life like I am your chick on hold. If you want to be with me, really with me, then I am going to need for you to be more stable. Take me to the movies and hang out with me and my girls every now and then."

"But Redefined listen..."

"No... GET OUT! I am through with you!"

OneOneTwo finishes putting on clothes and he walks out of the door. As he runs down the hall, he bumps into somebody, almost runing them over. Instead of the person falling down, they grab his neck and slam him into the wall.

"Didn't I tell you to lay low!" Stephano gritted his words sternly through an almost closed mouth, "follow me!"

Stephano let OneOneTwo go and he is gasping for air, and rubbing his throat... trying to breathe.

Re: Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

NoworNever is singing to herself in the shower, "NoworNever's got a man, at home... and he's so good to me."

NoworNever dries off and walks into her room. She drops the towel and looks at herself in the mirror. She turns on the radio and starts singing the song that happens to be on the air.

"Isn't she loooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeelllllly! Isn't she wonderful..."

NoworNever gets dressed and as she is fixing her hair the phone rings.

"Hey NoworNever," a masculine voice is heard on the other end.

"Duh, I'm the only one who lives here."

"I just wanted to see if we were still on for tonight?"

"Of course, are you still picking me up?"

"I'm closer than you think, I'll see you in a minute."

NoworNever hangs up the phone and she finishes getting herself together.

"To the movies, to the park, I'll have you home, before it's dark..."

I hope that man gets well NoworNever thinks to herself as three knocks are heard from her door, [i]music will never be the same without himt.

NoworNever goes to the door and looks out the peephole, she smiles, then she opens the door to see LegacyPBS waiting on the other side of the door.

Big Sister Shaft calls her husband, Doggystyle at work.

"Hey baby girl," Doggystyle states as he answers the phone, "what are you up to?"

"Why do I have to be up to something?"

"Because the only time you call me at work is when you are up to something."

"If you don't be quiet. Anyway, I am going to Jamaica with LadyGreek tomorrow, something has come up with the chapter down there and I need to pay them a visit."

"You can't haze them girls from up here?"

"Shut up!"

"I'm just playing. Dang... look, how long do you plan on handling some business and can I go with you."

"Well, I don't know, a week or two... you don't need to come with me or else I won't get any work done."

Doggystyle and Big Sister Shaft share a laugh.

"Seriously though," Big Sister Shaft says getting back into the seriousness of her conversation, "I will be taking a little trip down there and I will call you when I get there okay?"

"Alright, take care."

"Take care,"

Doggystyle hangs up the phone and he calls Nupe4Life.

"Sup man, I was just calling to let you know that I can help you with your rehersal for the play you are working on. Just stop the house and bring some cards so we can play spades with the fellas this weekend."

Re: Meanwhile...
 

Ideal08, Steeltrap and 1savvydiva arrive back at GC General Hospital where they go on the search to find the mysterious Female Doctor.

"Look, let's split up, 1savvydiva, you take the north side, Steeltrap, you take the west wing and I'll go toward the east."

The three ladies follow their plan and Ideal08 starts looking into rooms and the more she looks, the more familiar the nurse becomes to her.

When I see that chick, she says remembering the very short, sweet older lady, I'm going to forget that she is my elder.

After twenty minutes, Ideal08 notices a short nurse with curls in her hair and she begins to follow her.

Re: As I Was Saying...
 

"What part of lay low and don't be seen did you not understand?! Don't you remember, you are supposed to be dead!"

"I am," OneOneTwo yelled back, "I was doing fine too you ------ther----- until you decided to grab my neck!"

"You were doing fine, well guess what? Gyrl7 knows you are alive now and so does your Aunt AKA2D'91. Which one do you think is going to tell your mom first."

"I'm not worried about either of them telling my mom."

"You ought to be more scared of your mom then you are of me."

"Trust me, I am," OneOneTwo said getting into his ride, "that's why I'm sending that chick to Jamaica."

"How are you sending her to Jamaica?"

"Let's just say I found her old friend, Alice..."

"Dog, I don't even want to know the story behind that one. All I know is that I better not see you in public again. Now take me home, I got some other business I need to attend to."

OneOneTwo drives off from the University to Stephano's hideaway. As they drive down the road, they drive past Ladea, who is on her search for Stephano.

BigSisterShaft calls LadyGreek Hey soror, everything is cool with Doggy so we can take off first thing in the morning.

That's good. You didn't tell him who we were going to see, did you?

Hell naw, but he did want to come with. I played him off, but if Miss WannabeAPerp acts ugly, I might have him come down anyway.

That's cool. You know I was thinking. Alice's homegirls are Ideal08 and CrimsonTide4. I'm going to call them tonight and see if they have any interesting info on her.

Good idea. And now that I think about it, Sorors 12dn94dst and vgcdelta lived on the same floor with her in the dorm. I think I'll give them a call, too. What time is our flight?

10:00am which means we need to get to the airport by 8:00am. This new security is tough and I don't want to take any chances.
Remember not to put anything in your carryon that could be considered a weapon.

Hmph, I won't need any weapons to take Alice down. BSS laughs.

Okay, let me give our Soror and Sister Soror a call. I'll see you at the airport tomorrow. Meanwhile make your man happy tonight so he won't have an attitude when you leave in the morning.

Oh don't worry, Bruh Man is NOT going to have an attitude--believe me.

They both laugh as they hang up their phones.

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft settle into their seats on the plane with major attitudes.

Dayum Lady, can you believe they did the extra search on both of us and our luggage.

I know, I almost let the St. Louis in me come out, but I figured that would make it worse. At least we are on here. Now let's decide on our plan of action.

Did you talk to CT4 or Ideal08 last night asked BSS

Yeah, I talked to both of them, but neither one of them had heard anything about Alice except that she was living in Jamaica. But they were both surprised to hear that she was claiming to be a Delta.

Hmph Lady, not as surprised as she is going to be when we show up in her face. The 411 said their meeting was tomorrow night--right?

Yes, it is at 7:00pm. I think we should wait to show up at about 8:00. That way she will be right in the middle of it when we walk in.

That's cool. Well let's draw up this plan and then I need to get some sleep before we land. Doggy tried his best to keep me from catching this plane.

LadyGreek ^5s BSS and they begin to write down their agenda.

Who is watching 12DN94DST/Kelli??
 

CrimsonTide4 was driving up the street in her Jaguar (it's a soap opera and I REFUSE to be poor) bobbing her head to In Da Club headed back to her four bedroom house. She was approaching the corner of AKA Ave. and Delta Blvd. when all of a sudden a person jumped in front of her car, she slammed on the brakes but was too late. She had hit someone. :eek:

She got out of her car and was PISSED at the damage to the hood of her JAG. She walked to the front of her car and saw a man lying on the ground, slightly bleeding. She went back to her car and grabbed her cell phone. As she was about to dial 911, she heard, "WAIT! I'm Okay, CT4!" :eek: :confused:

CT4 ran around to the front of her car and looked down at the man who was leaning up against her car. He had a hat on and it was pulled down over most of his face. All she could tell was that he was tall and a rich color brown with big hands and big feet. :o

"Can I help you up? Are you sure that you are okay?"
"Yeah, girl, help yo brotha up!"
"I'm sorry, but how do we know each other?"
"Help me up and it will come back to you!"
"Dude, you a pretty big boy and I done lost weight so I don't know."
"First, you hit me with your car and now you won't help me up?"
"Negro, you JAYWALKED!!!"
"You never could drive!"
"Da hell?!?!!? Da last person who clowned me on my driving was. . . "
"Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Baby, I'm back!!!" Mystery man/car accident victim took his hat off with a flourish and smiled up at CT4.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Here, let me help you up so I can hug you and then kick the CHIT out of you for leaving my girl!!"

CT4 helped up her long lost friend. True to her word, she hugged him and then kicked him straight in his knee cap. He laughed at her. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Hey, can I crash at your spot for a couple of days til I figure out what I am going to do about Kelli."

"You know you are more than welcome to come over, but Kelli and her new man is supposed to come over tonight for dinner!"

"I saw her earlier with Rain Man at the library. I damn near went into cardiac arrest."

"Serves you right for walking out on my girl after you proposed. It was 2 weeks before your wedding. You just up and dipped on my girl like that."

"But CT4, I have only been gone for two years!"

"Yeah and I had to watch my girl cry for damn near 600 days, but on day 601 RAIN MAN started looking good to her and 129 days later they are riding the Love Train."

"I gotta get her back, but how??"

"You my boy for life. I introduced you two. I will help you get her back. Hell, Rain Man makes my head ache."

"I want her back and this time I am never letting her go!!"

"Come on, let me get you to the house before her and Rain Man roll up in the crib. But if you FUNK it up this time, you are azzzzzzzz out!! PADNA!!"



Will CT4 get the lovebirds back together? Who is the mystery man? What will Kelli think to see him again? Is it really true what they say about menses with big hands and big feets??!?!?!!?:eek: ;)

Ladies Night Out
 

HoneyKiss walked into the club already gyrating her hips to the beat of B2K's BUMP BUMP BUMP. Her girlfriends had called her up tonight determined to get her out of the house. She had been laying on the couch snoozing and watching Thin Line Between Love and Hate for the hundredth time when TNXBUTTERFLY had called her.


**flashback**
*phone rings*

HK (sleep in her voice): Hello.
TNXBUTTERFLY: Wake yo punk boooooooty up!! Girl it is a FRIDAY NIGHT!! Get offa da couch and get dressed!! We are going out!
HK: Going out? For what?
MzSportsLuva(crunk voice): To tear da club up!!
HK: MzSportsLuva, I am toooooo tired.
MzSportsLuva: Well get you some Mountain Dew or something. Turn on your SHAKE WHAT YO MAMA GAVE YOU CD and get dressed.
Gina1201: We will be there in one hour. Don't put on work clothes. PUT on FEMALE MACK CLOTHES. Put on "Yo man is looking at me" gear.
TNX: Don't forget to brush your teeth!! :o

***return to the present**

The ladies headed over to the bar to get their poison.
HK: Water please!!
MzSportsLuva: Bartender, keep your water and bring 2 pink panties.
Gina: Make that 3
TNX: Heck, make that 4.

The bartender, a male model moonlighting as a bartender, was glad to see some women who actually looked like women in the place. He was checking out HoneyKiss and wishing he could dance with her.

HoneyKiss peeped the bartender peeping at her and giggled. She began to enjoy herself even more. She was going to dance til she hurt herself or somebody up in the club tonight.

GC on the Lake was full tonight with almost everybody from GC. HoneyKiss spotted LibraSoul dancing with a tall looking brotha mighty close. The DJ began to play "Percolator" and HoneyKiss spied TooCute on the dance floor trying to learn how to do it after all of this time. HoneyKiss was doing her best suppressing her laughter at the sight of TooCute dancing. TooCute still liked to do the prep and the robot.

HoneyKiss was sipping on her drink contentedly when a man appeared behind her. She could feel his body heat from behind. Startled, she turned around. She looked into the most beautiful gray eyes that she had ever seen. They spoke using only their eyes and then headed to the dance floor.

HoneyKiss and Gray Eyes danced for the next two hours without taking a break or even talking. They had a good chemistry that made others stare at them. HoneyKiss was intrigued by this man of mystery who was FINE. She wanted to call Dr. DeltaQTE to tell her to put him in her "CAUSE YOU'RE MY BLACK BROTHA" book, but she could not tear herself away from him.

They were still dancing when Gray Eyes' phone rang. He answered it and said, "I'm on my way." He touched HoneyKiss on her waist. He bent over and kissed her on her mouth. She swooned. He turned and walked off the dance floor and out of the club.

HoneyKiss stood in the middle of the dance floor, not seeing anyone or hearing anything. She stared at the door that Mr. Gray Eyes had walked out of. She began to move to the door after him. She walked out of the door. She began to run, calling "MR. Gray Eyes!! Mr. Gray Eyes!!" She was so caught up in looking for him that she did not realize how badly it was raining outside. Her girls had followed her outside and encircled her with hugs as she stood in the rain crying.


Who is Mr. Gray Eyes? Where did he come from? Where did he leave and go? Will he come back for HoneyKiss? Will they ever see each other again? Does he have big hands and big feet?

Re: Who is watching 12DN94DST/Kelli??
 

CT4 pulled up to her 4 bedroom house with Mystery Man in awe.

MM: Gul, when did you get this? Last I remembered you had graduated from college and ate PB&J for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

CT4: Just like Black folks, you don't READ. I wrote a book and it BLEW UUUUUUUUP. I stayed in GC because it was home. I am working on my second book now.

MM: So what has Kelli been up to?

CT4: Well in between crying over your DISAPPEARING ACT, she got her masters in something with computers. Now she is CIO @ GC General Hospital. She is having her house built and from what I can tell, RAIN MAN is close to proposing to her. Oh and we both advise the GC chapter of DST.

MM: It will be a frosty day in hell with icicles and snow before KELLI marries Rain Man.

CT4: :eek: :eek: So what you gonna do about it, bruh?

MM: Imma remind her of her love for me.

CT4: How?

MM: I don't know.

CT4: Well you betta hurry up!

The doorbell rings and CT4 runs to answer it where she sees Kelli waiting on the doorstep with Rain Man. She hugs Kelli, but ignores Rain Man. She cannot wait until MM makes his appearance.

Kelli: Hey girl, is dinner ready?

CT4: No, I umm was occupied. I hit a man today and my mind was on that.

RM: Did you kill him?

CT4: No this was a big man with big hands and feets, he bounced right up.

Kelli: Was he cute girl?

CT4: Slap yo mama fine!!

Kelli: Did you get his number?

CT4: Nope. He told me his heart already belonged to a good woman. He said she was the only woman he had ever loved.

Kelli: DAyum. For real?

CT4: Yeah, he showed me like 6 pics of her and him in his wallet. You could hear the love for her in his voice.

Kelli (replied dreamily): Must be nice.

RM: I have a pic of you in my wallet.

Kelli: Uh huh. That's nice. . .

Kelli's mind was on HIM. DAMMIT!! She had not thought of him in a week and for some reason all day today she had not been able to shake him from her thoughts. Kelli looked over at Rain Man and sighed. He was such a poor second choice. She had to get rid of him soon. He had feelings that she didn't.

In Jamaica...
 

Alice is laying in the bed. Her wrists are tied to the bed post, her eyes are blindfolded and she feels dirty. She has lost count on the number of days she has been in the bed, but she hasn’t forgotten how many “men” have attempted to defile her flower.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOP!” Ann, her evil twin sister practices in the mirror while throwing up the sign. Ann turns the side and practices raising her hand and doing the call real loud. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOP!”

“I hope they find out you’re a perp! First you steal my identity, then you bring up stuff in the past to ruin my life. Why Ann? Why?”

“Cause,” Ann says in a southern twang, “when you got a man like Stephano who has big hands and big feet you’re liable to do anything.”

“Even betray your own sister.”

“Girl don’t worry, when all this is over, I’ll break you off a little sumptin’ sumptin’. I can pull this off, I just need a little practice.” Ann practices raising the sign and the call, getting worse and worse by the minute instead of getting better, “hmmp. Need a little more harmony.”

“But do you know what you are doing? Perping Delta Sigma Theta is serious. All them members they have, that’s why I quit doing it. You never know who you are going to run into. Be my luck someone from GCU be in Jamaica next week and they kick your ass thinking its me.”

“I wish them broads would put their hands on me and try to tear off my ‘nalia. All this money I spent on T-Shirts and Pins and Figurines, hsit, I should have saved the receipt so I could get a tax return.”

“They are going to get you!”

“And what are you going to about it? That’s what I thought! Alex.”

This big burly man comes into the room and lays beside Alice.

“Now remember my instructions,” Ann whispers in his ear, “you are just supposed to scare her, not hurt her.”

Alex nods his head up and down, as Ann throws up the sign and call and walks out the door.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

"Sup NoworNever," LegacyPBS says as she opens the door, "where would you like to go this evening?"

"Where do you want to take me?"

"I was hoping we could watch some movies and eat some popcorn and spend some time together... just the two of us."

"Boy, I don't have no popcorn, I thought you were going to take me to McDonalds."

"I'm tired of taking you to McDonalds, besides, I'm a Burger King man myself."

"You got that right, you are a Burger King."

They share a laugh as LegacyPBS steps in the door. As she closes, she sees Afro-Chic and SugarNSpice creeping at the door. NoworNever opens the door and steps out.

"Now that your nosey asses have seen my man, can you please leave us alone so we can have some privacy."

"Alright," SugarNSpice yells.

"Whoo-hoo. Go ahead with your Ronald McDonald man. Big hands and big feet it is."

SugarNSpice and Afro-Chic clap hands and run off before NoworNever can think to chase them. She shakes her head and goes back inside to entertain her guest.

"Now where was I... what kind of movies do you got."

Re: Meanwhile...
 

Dr. Spinxpoet clocks out and he walks to his car. He is humming the new tune by Luther Vandross. A tear catches his eye.

"I wish my father were here,"

Dr. Spinxpoet gets in the car and turns on the radio to WDST and hears Patti LaBelle singing about somewhere over the rainbow. He goes to back out and he notices a car blocking him. He hunks the horn and the car still doesn't budge."

"What the..." Dr. Spinxpoet gets out and he walks to the driver side of the car.

"Sup Spinx..." OneOneTwo rolls down the window, "come on in, we got a lot to talk about."

The back door opens and a man motions for "Dr."Spinxpoet to step in.

"hist!"

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get off the plane and walk to the baggage carousel. They hear a quiet, discreet, but nonetheless distinct oo-oop. The 411 rushes over and she and Ladygreek embrace in a Delta hug.

411 it is so good to see you. It's been too long, but it looks like Jamaica has been good to you. This is BigSisterShaft. BSS, this is my mentee The 411.

Hey soror, nice to meet you. Now give me a hug, you know how we Deltas do it.

As they wait for their bags to arrive, LG and BSS fill 411 in on their plan.

Basically we are going to walk into the middle of the meeting. I have arranged for our executive director to be on standby. I am going to call her from my cell and have her tell the Vive President what she told us--there is not now and never has been an Alice DuBois or Alice Chaucey on our membership roll. Then we are going to sit back and see what happens.

You know what LG, I can do even better than that. says 411 I have an attachment to my boom box for a cell phone. We'll hook the phone up to the speakers and have it broadcast for everyone to hear.

My, my, my, I can see why LG calls you her mentee. You have learned well laughs BSS.

It's just that I can't wait to put her on blast exclaims 411 she has been acting really strange ever since she was elected president of the chapter six months ago.

I mean during the initiation last week, she acted as if she had no idea what she was doing, and at the neophyte that night she had no gifts for the new members, not even for her special.

It's as if she has morphed into another person. I mean I know she's a perp and all, but at least before she seemed credible. Now it's like she is totally clueless about everything except wearing 'nalia and throwing up the sign. Even her oo-oop sounds funny.

Well don't worry Sweetie. After tomorrow night her reign as a Delta will be over. Now take us to this fabulous house of yours so we can unpack and freshen up and then I am taking us all out to dinner.

But even as LG says this, she is starting to get an uneasy feeling that there is more to this than they bargained for.

The Plot Thickens
 

The Night Before

Tnxbutterfly holds the tiny blue jewerly box and sighs in disbelief. She couldn't believe that he was actually going to go thur with it. He couldn't. Didn't he know it would break her heart if he married someone else? Of course he didn't. She hadn't had the courage to tell him that she was in love with him.

Male voice: So do you think she'll like it?

Tnxbutterfly: (slowly) Yeah....

Male Voice: Yeah, what. What's wrong with it?

Tnxbutterfly: Nothing's wrong with it. It's just that don't you think you're moving kind of fast? I mean you you barely know each other.

Male Voice: We've been going out for months now. I think we know each other well enough.

Tnxbutterfly: Marriage is a big step. I just want to make sure you're doing the right thing.

Male voice: Not this again. I thought you were my friend.

Tnxbutterfly: RainMan, I am your friend.

RainMan: Then why are you so against me proposing to Keli? Why can't you just be happy for me?

Tnxbutterfly was at a lost for words. This was the opportunity she had been waiting for. Now was the time to tell him that she loved him. Now was the time to tell him that she has loved him since the moment she laid eyes on him. Now was the time to tell him that he would be making a big mistake if he married Keli. Keli didn't love him. Everyone at GC University knew that she didn't.


RainMan: Tnxbutterly, I'm waiting. Why are you so against this?

Re: Re: As I Was Saying...
 

Now he must think I am a pure fool:rolleyes: :mad: . Im gone really have to call him out. He sittin in the lap of luxury, living the invisible lie and life, and here I am'bout to get my Chevy Nova repo'd...........Aint this a motha!

Beeeeeeeeep Beeeeeeeeeep Beeeeeeeep Beep-Beep!

Gyrl7: Who the.....................Oh hey Libra, chal where you on your way to?

LibraSoul: Im heading to get something to eat, follow me

Gyrl7: How'bout I meet you over there in about, ohhhh, say 30 minutes, I got some thangs to take care of who our friend OneOneTwo

LibraSoul: Please say it aint so, please you are not going to try to find him are you?

Gyrl7: Find??? Can we say found, chal im just on my way to do a drive by at his auto mechanic, I kind of, well lets say gave him a new wheel alignment. And then the car look, like it needed additional work like.........busting the widshield, smashing the hood, pouring lighter fluid on the interior, popping the head lights, you know minor things.:D

LibraSoul: Chal what if they................

Gyrl7: They who??? There is not nothing that will and can be done, no one has proof that I did it.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

It's OneOneTwo, if I didn't know anybetter I would have sworn that someone else did damage to his car. I don't know about this town of Salem, it just seems skrate up ghetto!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I look in my mirror and OneOneTwo is behind my Nova with the look of rage on his face. It was really easy to see because his entire front windshield was gone, his driver side tire was flat, head lights were busted it was a complete mess, but not as messy as Po-Po showing up and writing him out a citation. That was my time to pull off..................

Gyrl7: Libra, chal im ret to eat right now.....................HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA:D

Re: Re: Who is watching 12DN94DST/Kelli??
 

Kelli turns to Rain Man. "You know what? I am going to spend the night here with CT4 tonight. So why don't you go on back to your place and I will talk to you tomorrow.

Rain Man: But, but, I have not ate yet!

CT4: I'll fix you a plate to go. :p

CT4 rushes to the kitchen and fixes RAIN MAN a quick plate to go. She catches a peek at MYSTERY MAN sitting in the shadows of her sunroom. She rushes back into her dining room and throws the to go plate at Rain Man. She walks him to the door.

CT4: See ya. :D

She slams the door in Rain Man's face and walks back into the dining room. She sits down next to Kelli.

Kelli: I miss him.

CT4: I know. I miss him too. He was like a brother to me.

Kelli: Lately he has been on my mind like crazy. It's like craaaaazy. I cannot eat or sleep. I should hate him like hell for leaving me. If I were to see him again, I would stab him with a rusty butter knife and then hug the hell out of him.

CT4: Girl, I would be right there with you. I would hug him and then kick him in his knee.

KElli: Girl I am just tired. Tired of being alone, tired of settling, tired of RAIN MAN. . .

CT4: Girl, I know but you know you always got me. But I know nothing like the love of a good man, the RIGHT MAN. . .

Kelli: Yeah and HE was the one. He was my soul mate. Spending time with him was like spending time with myself. I don't think I will ever be able to love like that again. What we had wsa special. I could not even begin to put it in words.

CT4: Do you think he was unhappy?

Kelli: No, I don't. I just wish I knew what made him up and leave.

CT4: Do you still love him?

KElli: Yeah.

CT4: If he ever came back, would you take him back.

Kelli: I don't know.. . /

CT4: You just said that you love him and will never love like that again. So if he returns and still feels for you what you feel for him, what will you do? Be honest because I know exactly how you feel.

Kelli: But what will everyone say? HE LEFT ME! HE HURT ME! How could I just pick up where we left off?

CT4: FUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG what everyone else says or thinks!!! DO YOU! BE HAPPY!! Love that man and let him love you! Forgive him and then love him.

Kelli: I'm not sure if I can.

CT4: Girl if I ever have with a man what you had with him, I would be able to for the rest of my life. I saw the 2 of you together. You were like every real love story come to life. Folks write love stories every day, but YOU LIVED IT!! Don't let your pride stand in the way of loving him.

Kelli: You talk like you know he is coming bacl tomorrow or something.

CT4 (fake laugh): Girl naw I just want you to be open to love. And if it comes back to you, I want you to GRAB IT!!

Kelli: Okay I will.

Was the mystery man listening? Does he know that Kelli does not want Rain Man? Will he get his woman? Will she let him get her?

Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

"Dr." Spinxpoet steps in the car and he looks at Stephano, who tilts a wine glass at him.

"You've been avoiding me... son. Are you ashamed to see your old man."

"No Dad," "Dr."Spinxpoet says uncomfortably, "I have been real busy working in the..."

Stephano slaps "Dr." Spinxpoet's face and "Dr." Spinxpoet looks back at him.

"Don't lie to me boy. I know your lazy ass ain't doing no work."

"Wait," OneOneTwo turns around and gets in on the action, "I thought you were supposed to be finishing that book I asked you to work on."

"I'll finish it when I get to it."

OneOneTwo grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the shirt and brings him to the front seat.

"You'll finish it when I tell you to. I want my book completed in 72 hours or else!"

"Or else what!" "Dr."Spinxpoet yells as he grabs OneOneTwo's arms and lets go.

"Or else your new home is going be a permenant one," OneOneTwo says as they drive up to a dark, haunted castle at the edge of GC, "this can be where you die, you know."

"You're full of hist!" "Dr." Spinxpoet yells. "You can do whatever you want to do to me, I ain't writing spit."

"You will finish my book dammit!"

They pull up to the castle and they get out. Stephano's goons grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the head and grips him in a headlock. "Dr." Spinxpoet tries to fight the goon, but he is just too much. OneOneTwo walks in front of "Dr." Spinxpoet and opens the door.

"If you don't finish my book, I can't guarantee that your 'friend' is going to know how much you love her."

The goon lets go of "Dr." Spinxpoet and pushes him inside the castle. Stephano and OneOneTwo walk in behind him as they watch MeezDiscreet hang from the ceiling like a bird in a cage.

"HELP!... HELP ME!" MeezDiscreet yells.

"MeezDiscreet!"

A tranquilizer is released and it hits MeezDiscreet in the chest and she slumps in the cage.

"Here's your pen, and some paper. The bathrooms on the left. The kitchen is one the right. Once we leave the doors will lock and you have know way out. But if you want us to wake your precious MeezDiscreet up, then you better have my book ready. We got a deal!" OneOneTwo demands as he hands "Dr." Spinxpoet the writing materials, which "Dr." Spinxpoet instantly throws on the ground. "Or, we could inform the Board at GC General that you aren't really a Dr. I'm sure you don't want that."

As Stephano and OneOneTwo share a laugh, "Dr."Spinxpoet reluctantly picks up the pad and starts writing.

Re: Meanwhile (I Was Saying)...
 

Ladea follows Stephano and OneOneTwo the GC General, where she watches "Dr." Spinxpoet get in the car with them.

What is it that they want with "Dr." Spinxpoet? Whatever it is, it can't be good. Should I follow them or should I call for backup. I need to call for back up, but if "Dr." Spinxpoet is in trouble, then I need to be there so I can help get him out of whatever he is into. Ladea is thinking to herself as she ponders what to do. As Stephano's car drives past hers, she makes the instant decision to follow him. As she is chasing the car down the street, she picks up her phone and calls 1savvydiva.

"Hello," a voice appears on the line.

"Sup girl, this is Ladea, I need for you listen to me real carefully."

Ladea takes her eyes off the road for a minute to arrange her hand's free microphone.

"I'm on the trail of Stephano and you'll never believe... wait, where did they go."

Ladea looks around and realizes that she is following a red car as opposed to a black on.

"Damn, girl, never mind." Ladea says as she hangs up the phone.

You may have lost me this time, Ladea swears, but the next time I catch up with you, you won't be getting away!

Re: In Jamaica...
 

Alice is whimpering and whining in the bed. She doesn't know what to expect from this Alex creature.

The tourture started with Anthony, who had a thing for stroking and caressing her head.

Then there was Brian, who was obviously heavy set and caused her to quiver and shake everytime she was on the bed.

Carlos taunted her, Daniel teased her, and if it weren't for the fact that she was tied up, should wouldn't deny that Ezell knew how to please her.

Felton threw ice cubes at her, tourturing her to the point that she thought she was going crazy.

Gabriel had a gas problem, he smelled so bad that she passed out from the fumes.

Herb was heaven, Hanson was hell.

But it was Issac who knew how to treat a girl so well.

Joeseph wanted to be touched, as if she could if she wanted to.

Kevin wanted to be kissed.

Lorenzo wanted to be the man she remembered, even though he wasn't missed.

Martin and Nate and Osario,

Paul, Raul, Saul, and Tomareo

All these men in the house,

All from near to far-ee-o

Ulyseses was country, reminded her of the states.

Vincent was from the west, wild and rough and didn't feel great.

Will liked to punch

Xavier liked to kick

Youroba liked to talk smack and pick

and Zion, but Zion, that MoFo was the worst.

He was the evil combination of all three,

He was the one who stayed with her for a week,

He was the one she kissed, only to be called a hoe,

He was the one who untied her, only to be restricted and not let go.

He was full of games; mental, physical and all.

He was the one who made her wish that she could roll up in a ball.

Needless to say that she wasn't in shock when Alex untied her hands from the bed post, she expected such to begin the trials and tribulations. They could only get worse, she suspected. Alice sat up and was very uncomfortable because her body felt tired. She rubbed her wrist and looked at the beautiful man who resembled her ex-husband.

"Today is your lucky day," Alex said with a grin, "cause today, I am letting you go."

Alice tried to get up, but her legs were asleep.

"You don't have to see this room ever again," Alex swooned in his Billy Dee Williams voice, went to the bed and picked her up like a gentleman, and carried her out of the room.

**singing a la Shirley Murdock** It's Morning
 

Kelli knocked on CT4's door the next morning. Ct4 opened the door wearing her deluxe Victoria's Secret boxer set -- crimson colored. :D

CT4: Girl, it is 8:00 AM. . . .

Kelli: I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed that he and I were in bed together and he held me like he used to. Girl, it was so real. I could smell him.

CT4: :eek: :eek: :eek: :( :o

Kelli: Yeah, my sentiments exactly.

CT4 thinks to herself, Imma kill him. No he did not get in bed with that girl. Laaaaaaaaaawd!! I need to get her up outta my house so I can cuss him out.

CT4: Girl, love has got you bound.

Kelli (laughs): I guess so, but I have never had a dream like this before. Usually I just dream of us seeing each other again. What do you think my dream meant?

CT4: That you are sleepy. . .that he cannot sleep without you. Shoot girl I slept all through my dream interpretations class in college. Maybe you should go home and get on the Internet and research what your dream means.

Kelli: Yeah let me go get dressed. What do you have planned for today?

CT4: Girl, I am about to work on book number 2 -- a murder mystery!!



Will CT4 kill mystery man? Did Mystery Man sleep with Kelli? What does her dream mean? Why did CT4 SLEEP through her class on dream interpretation?:confused:

Tnxbutterfly and her best friend,Dionysus were in a secluded booth at their favorite restaurant Tre Expensive. They had just finished placing their order with the waitress. Tnxbutterfly was filling Dionysus about her blow up with RainMan that happened 2 days before.

Dio: So what did you say when RM demanded that you tell him why you were so against proposing to Kelli?

TNX: (sighing) What could I tell him?

Dio: Oh, I don't know........The truth perhaps

TNX: Yeah I could, but then that means I wouldn't have anything to say during the ceremony

Dio: (confused) What

TNX: Well, you know the part of the ceremony that goes "If anybody can find just cause why these to people shouldn't be married, speak now or forever hold your peace"

Dio: Yeah, what about it

TNX: Well, if I tell RainMan how I feel about him now, I'd have to keep quiet during that part.

Dio: I still don't know what you're talking about

TNX: If I'm going to make RM mine, then I have to do everything in my power to stop the wedding. (pausing to take a sip of water) And if it means, reavling my feelings to him during the actual ceremony, then that's what I'll do.

Dio: Gurrrrrrrl, you won't. I thought the two of you were best friends.

TNX: We are best friends.

Dio: You know it would kill him if he found out.

TNX: (sighing) Yeah, I know. I don't want to have to resort to that, but I can't allow this wedding to take place.

Dionysus shook her head. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. Usually, tnxbutterfly, was the most level-headed person in GC. This didn't sound like her friend at all.

Dio: You still didn't answer my question. What did you tell him?

Tnx: I told him that I was happy for him,but I wish he would slow down and make sure this was really what he wanted.

Dio: What did he say about that?

Tnx: He said that he didn't think I was being sincere and that he couldn't believe that I was being so unsupportive. It got really ugly from there. And it ended with him stroming our of my apartment

Dio: (under her breath) I don't blame him. (out loud) So what happens now?

Tnx: I don't know. I supose I need to talk to him

Before Dioysus can respond, Tnxbutterfly cell phone rings

Tnxbutterfly: Hello?

RainMan: We need to talk

Re: Ladies Night Out
 

HoneyKiss walked into her home that night still damp from standing outside in the rain like Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption after he escaped from prison. She walked upstairs and put on some pajamas and blowdried her hair after rubbing some Kera Kare Silk ~n~Seal serum on her hair to keep it from frizzing.

It was 2:30 in the morning but she could not sleep. She could not get her mind off of those gray eyes. She was in love and all it took was 2 hours of dancing. She turned on the stereo and heard the opening lines of Earth Wind and Fire's "Would You Mind?" which was the first slow song she danced to with Mr. Gray Eyes. She began to cry again as she replayed him walking out of the club. She turned off the stereo and laid down on her bed holding her stuffed bear, Cappucino. She finally dozed off and dreamed of her dancing with Mr. Gray Eyes on a beach in the Caribbean, but he ran off again into the ocean and she followed him, but she drowned. :(

HoneyKiss woke from her dream soaked in her sweat. She sat on the side of the bed taking deep cleansing breaths when the phone rang. It was her sister, D.COM.

D.COM: Did I wake you?

HK1974: No, I just woke up from a bad dream.

D.COM: Do you want to talk about it?

HK1974: No, that's okay.

D.COM: Hey, I called you last night but you were not home.

HK1974: Oh, I went out last night with Gina and TNXButterfly to GC on the Lake. It seemed like everybody and their mother was up in that joint.

D.COM: OUR mother wasn't there, was she?

HK1974: No, Candygirl was not there last night. Thank God. You know how she likes to do her old school chants during songs. Remember at her last birthday party when she was hooching and cooching up in the corner with Dog Dog Bang Bang. I was so embarrassed especially since Dog Dog Bang Bang is missing 90% of his teeth.

D.COM: Talking to him guarantees two things: facial showers and laughter.

HK1974: I met a man last night D.

D.COM: Aaaaaaaaaw soookie soookie now. Tell me tell me.

HK1974: Girl he is fine!!

D.COM: Smack yo mama fine.

HK1974: FINNER ;) than THAT!!

D.COM: OOOOOOOOOO chile, what's his name?

HK1974 (wails): I don't knoooooooooooow. He got a phone call and dipped out on me before I could ask.

D.COM: Maybe your breath was KUNG FOO FIGHTING and he couldn't take it anymore!! :p :o

HK1974: Nope, I kept doing my discreet Tic Tac move. You know turn my back and give him some booty action while I throw a Tic Tac in my mouth. . .

(CT4 laughs in the audience and writes that down for future reference:p)

D.COM: Heeeeeeeelllllllllll naw. Did Mama CandyGirl teach you that?

HK1974: Who else? You know our mama has ghetto all up in her. What other 49 year old woman you know carries a switchblade with her at all times?

D.COM: Well listen I wanted to call and see if you wanted to go shopping with me today. I still need to find a dress to wear to CT4's masquerade ball tonight. Did you ever find anything to wear?

HK1974: No I never did. I don't even want to go now.

D.COM: You are GOING! So get your funky booty up and get showered and be ready in one hour. I am not playing with you. You know my rule.

HK1974: Yes I know, 2 toots and then you keep rolling. I remember that time I had to run after your car for half a block. Skanky scallywag heffa. :mad:

D.COM: I tooted and I called you when I was 2 blocks away. You said you were ready, but you lied.

HK1974: I had to run down the street with my shoes in my hands because my toes were still drying.

D.COM: 60 minutes, time is ticking. . .

HK1974: Bye, drive SLOOOOOOOW.

Re: **singing a la Shirley Murdock** It's Morning
 

CT4 walked Kelli to the door and hugged her goodbye.

CT4: Don't forget about the party tonight! You betta come in here dressed to kill.

Kelli: Chiiiiiiile, I am going to be working it with my voluptuousness.

CT4: Don't hurt nobody now.

CT4 closes the door and rushes to find the Mystery Man. He is laying in the first floor guest bedroom pretending to sleep. CT4 grabs a pillow and proceeds to beat the CHIT out of him. He pretends to wake up.

MM: Whaaaaa Whaaaaa

CT4: You low azz bastid! Why did you sleep with her last night?

MM: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I could not help it. I only meant to lay with her for about half an hour but I fell asleep and slept til about 6 in the morning. It hurt me to walk away from her.

CT4: Not as much as you have hurt her these past 2 years. But listen up, I got a plan for you. Tonight, I am holding a masquerade ball here at the house. This is your chance to get back in her presence. She is thirsty for you. . .

MM: Yeah I heard. Let me go get my tuxedo.

CT4: I have an idea. . . Come here. . .

CT4 whispers to MM the plan that she has for tonight's party. They are co-conspirators for love. . .


What is the plan? What will happen at tonight's party? Will Kello and MM get REUNITED?