i voted for al.. lol

COME BACK CLINTON!!!!!!

pimp slap to the ex for hitting up my friends b/c I told him to leave me the HELL alone.. lol

I got a few pimp slaps to give out....
 

I wanna pimp slap:

1. Bush for stating that the U.S. is a peace loving country (then why the hell are you dayum near declaring war????) :mad:

2. Crunch - stop assuming that folks wanna automatically renew their gym membership. Ya better ask somebody b/4 jacking for more $$. :mad: :mad:

I'm back!!!

A big ol pimp slap to those hot heifers in the Transitional Living Program that I work with for not cleaning up that kitchen last night. You guys are supposed to be learning to live independently. I should not and will not remind supposed to be grown people about cleaning up behind themselves. If the 4 of you had just took 10 minutes from your oh so busy schedule of card playing, Black and Mild smoking, tying up the pay phone talking to some no-good man, and constantly breaking curfew to be with said man (who is married by the way!) that kitchen would have been clean!! :mad:

Back to Maury.....a pimp slap to the women and men who constantly come on the "Is he/she cheating? I cheated on my husband with his brother! and I'm 16 and pregnant, is my newlywed husband cheating?" shows and find out that the person IS cheating and THEN get back together with that person!! STOP wasting everybody's time with that isht!!

Another pimp slap goes to my class reunion planning committee. Why are all our events at the VFW club? See, here in MI the VFW members have a hall that the public uses and it's real roomy and really nice looking and well kept up. The VFW club back in MS is not roomy, and looks like that juke joint on The Color Purple. That being said, a pimp slap to myself for still thinking about going.

I wanna pimp slap
The writers of Dawson's Creek for making the last season AWFUL:mad:

My school for having potholes everywhere!

And of course, George Bush- for being so dumb!!!

Ok, now that wasFUNNY!

And now, may I present my Pimp Slap List 2003

1. G-Dubb...it's already been said.

2. The waitress at Denny's (yes, it was 2am and I just left school and I was hungry) who SAW me sit down BY MYSELF, saw that I was ready to order in the 1st 20 seconds I was there, I had to flag her a$$ after she passed by me 5 times while I was looking dead at her:mad: No, I didn't tip her.

3. The chick who walked into me and didn't say excuse me but as soon as I said "Excuse you!" she turned around and got all scared and mumbled "excuse me" like a mouse.

4. The girl behind the counter at the dancewear store who gave me snooty attitude when I inquired about ice skating tights in darker colors. They don't carry them in the store and I wanted to special order them. I got tired of her REAL quick and just said "Look, just give me the name of the company who sells the tights and I will call them myself!" He manager overheard that:p Needless to say the girl doesnt work there anymore.

The brat's donor for sending a dayum $11.98 child support check!!:mad:

My University for having pot holes, unfinished streets, and crappy parking!!!:mad:

My manager for simply being a jackass!

Here's an additional pimp slap from me ! :mad:

$11.98??!! :eek:

Here's two from me!! :mad: :mad:

Excuse me? Girl that's not a pimp slap thats an a** whooping!! What would make someone write a $11.98 check?? I mean dang can a girl get an even $12 if it has to be like that?

I have added to my list:
I want to pimp slap

The president of my Univerity who has raised tuition over 50 percent in 2 years!

My school for sending my my payment books for my loans because I am only enrolled for 5 credits this semester and I need six to be at least Half time so I have to start making loan payments in April

Girl, DON'T PAY THEM A THIN DIME!!! call them and let them know that you are a student and you need a deferment. Then, next semester, if you aren't graduating, take your six. I REFUSE to pay the government for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time! Deferments and forbearances are your friends! :D

Speaking of education, I would like to pimp slap the governor of my state (MI) for slashing higher education budgets so that all the universities will have to raise tuition AGAIN at HIGHER rates for the next 3-5 years, making it very hard for me to finish my masters when I return to grad school. :mad:

My governor also needs an additional pimp slap for slashing budgets for state agencies (mainly social service agencies) and not lifting the hiring freezes to said agencies so that social workers like myself and my colleagues can get better paying jobs!! Blessedly, I have a social work position, but it is part-time and I'm looking for a full-time one.

A PIMP SLAP to all the so and so's (on the block) ;) who think that SOME people are Suzie Sausagehead, Boo Boo the fool, or Dumb and Dumber...

SASAS!:mad:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BLOCK IS HOT!

Bump pimp slaps...these need a !@#$% slap!
 

Pimp Slaps:

1. To my parent who bothers the freakin isht out of me CONSTANTLY! Whenever she comes down from her high, does she feel the need to call me and CURSE everyone out (excpet me) about what hasn't been done for her child.... UHHHHH HELLO! Your baby is 18....he ain't gonna become a ENGINEER overnight. Do like everyone, let the child GRADUATE. You will still get your check. :mad:

2. To this triflin' azz so and so who stole my soror's cell phone and money out of her classroom (not my school).

3. To the same soror's triflin azz principal who told her she could not press charges because the isht wasn't over $100. :eek: This so and so is a bald face lie. ANYTIME YOUR CHIT IS TAKEN, YOU CAN CALL THE PO-PO!

4. To the police officers who did not want to do the paperwork on this case. They ask soror where does she want her to go? WTF WHERE CRIMINALS GO, you so and so! :mad:

Re: Bump pimp slaps...these need a !@#$% slap!
 

If ol girl @ the airport can press charges on a stolen $1.00 peanut butter sandwich, then a cell phone and money certainly qualify. BTW most cell phones are valued at least $100 no matter what we purchase them for. PRESS CHARGES, SISTA GURL!!:mad:

Still More Pimp Slaps!!

To the teen mom that came in to the shelter last night with her baby and when I did the bed checks, why did she have the baby on the edge of the couch in the living room and she was in her bedroom unpacking their clothes? She also needs an additional one for getting smart with me when I suggested that the baby needed to be in the crib if she was going to do that. :mad:

To that man on Let's Make a Deal last night who passed up a flat screened TV and entertainment center AND $3000 to keep playing with that dumb ATM and lost all his money and the prizes. Did you not hear me yell at you through the TV to stop playing and sit down with your money? :p

Oh yeah, one for the cable people who called me yesterday and wanted me to upgrade to digital. See, you wanted me to pay upfront to get regular cable turned on and you want me to pay more for digital upfront. Yeah, right. Just be at my house on Friday between 1 and 3. You will receive a pimp slap for every minute after 3 that you are not at my house to turn my cable back on! Don't they know it's March Movie Madness on Lifetime?! :p

God forgive me

To my boyfriends friend who needs a ride everywhere. I mean we are talking a college educated school teacher making over $35,000 a year and no ride, granted his car was totaled in September and the insurance just came through today (but thats another pimp slap story) but can the phone stop ringing "dog I need you to drop your boy off here" how you gonna need a ride to work, to track pratice (wait another pimp slap for coaching without a car) from track practice to home and everywhere in between? Hand is moving up.......I think my boyfriend needs a pimp slap for dropping this fool off everywhere! Ahhhh!!!!!!!

Lakers
 

May I order up a pimp slap for "Azucar" Shaquille O'Neal? How could you only score 13 dayum points against an INFERIOR team with a pair of wet-behind-the-ears centres? You're the reason why the Lakers lost last night.
:rolleyes: :mad:

Reverse Pimp Slap
 

My supervisor would like to pimp slap ME because I handed in my two weeks....:cool: :D :D

Pimp slaps to all the people in my COMM 240 class. Dang that place is shed...bunch of TOOLS in them.

*I cannot believe what I overheard some black students in that class say (while in COLLEGE)..."Black people who are concerned about there education want to be white". I was like, no, they had to be kidding. I knew they definately had issues w/ me and J for a while. I couldn't figure out why...until Monday...when they clowned on me for making "A" on a recent test. J did just as well.

*The white students in that class are ignorant also. There was a big argument between them and some black students a few weeks ago because they thought it was "stupid" to do a persuasive speech on controversial topics and topics they didn't agree on. DUH?!? Isn't that what persuasion means? To change attitudes and beliefs?

*M, I dread working w/ you for this upcoming project. What the hell is wrong with you? You are very sweet, but you talk to damn much! :mad: Last time we worked in groups, NONE of us finished our work because you wouldn't stop talking! And, I told you a hundred times that I am not a MASS media major...so that means I am NOT interested in a intern at channel 5...so why do you keep on talking about it? And, CTFU at your speech that lasted 30 minutes that was supposed to last 7-9 minutes and our prof telling you to drop it. I NEVER knew someone who talked that much. :eek: I'm a cinch from telling the lady to take her son's meds, or better yet, I'll bring her some. That woman needs the whole damn bottle. :mad:

Another Pimp Slap goes to......
 

The homeowners who live 2 blocks from me who refuse to take down their Christmas (yes, I said Christmas) decorations. HTH is it that we are almost in the middle of March and their dumb a**** still have that crap hanging on the outside of their home?? If they had the energy to decorate, they should've had the same energy to take it down after the holidays are over. What are they waiting for, Easter?????:mad:

My Pimp Slaps Awards:

- to all the chidren I work with that can show me the latest Juke Dance but can't tell me how they received an F in english

- to all the parents that pick their children up 30 to 45 minutes after we CLOSE!!! talking about I forgot !!! WHAT THE FUDGE:mad:

- to the people that No means No (when it comes to change, food, booty calls...etc)

- to all children think that 50 cent, JaRule, DMX are great role models ( and the parents who let them think so)

- to Shaquisha and Ra keisha and 'em that thinks it's cute that Tyrone, Jr can cuss somebody out but you still carring a diaper bag for him

- to the same cafteria lady that I knew from 7th grade with the jeri curl (yes, with curl cap and all) that STILL cusses the kids out when they look at the cardboard pizza and say "whew"

More to come...right now I have wrist casts on sale for 19.95 includes a lovely carring case, cream to soothe areas sore from slapping those stupid people and 300 slap per cheek limit!!!

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LaDeia
"...I's married now..."
- Suge Avery, Color Purple

Even more pimp slaps!!

Randy Jackson on AI needs one for every time he says yo, dawg, and my personal favorite, dude!! He just kills me with that. On Tuesday's show, he must have said those three words at least 30 times during the show.

To those dayum kids I work with. HC last night they took out the window screen and went outside to lay out in the snow? And these kids have grown up in Saginaw so they know snow. I hope that they are gone when I come back Saturday!! :eek: :mad:

Today's GUESTS on JENNY JONES
 

THESE SCALLYWAGS are PREGNANT and SMOKE, GET HIGH, DRINK while pregnant. The first girl is 15, 7 months prego, smokes 7 blunts a day but used to smoke 20 blunts a day, drinks, clubs, and smokes 1/2 pack a day. Her mama is STOOOOOOOPID. There is NO WAY IN HAYLE a chile of mine living under my roof will do that CHIT.

Oh and to ol girl who is doing ECSTASY while prego, who has 3somes and 4somes every day. CLAWDAMME. Yor baby is going to be low birthweight because you are 8 months and I see very little tummy.

SUCH A DAYUM SHAME how little innocent life is valued.:(

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I think ladeia counted the number of times on Tuesday's show and it was 105!

A nice, hard full-handedd PIMP slap to:

-my ex-boyfriend. You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the arse. Poof! be gone.....JERK!

-my apartment manager. The only reason I still live in your building is because it is close to work and (since I plan to move out of the city once I have completed grad school) I don't want tp purchase a house here. Y'all are pathetic. Ever since your company has taken over our complex, you have ruined my nice quite home. JERKS!

-Pres. Bush. There aren't enough hands in the world to pimp slap you like you deserve. JERK!

Pimp slap #2
 

Lakers. Once again, not doing their thing on the road.:mad:

Re: Pimp slap #2
 

Let's not talk about b-ball teams that need pimp slaps.
I'm a New York Knick Fan. There are not a enough pimp slaps in the world for those guys.

Slaps to EVERYONE below
 

can someone PLEASE do an extra ghetto, angry black momma pimp slap to the ex for not giving me back my picture!!!! YOU ASS!!! Threaten to send it back shredded, and I kindly give you yours back in a bag AND I'M THE PETTY ONE!!! $^**%#@$^%&%&%$%$%%^%^%$#%$^%^% :mad:

these dayum cramps

this weather for having people out in summer clothes and they will be hacking and sniffling and such all next week, and I"LL get sick

Did i mention the cramps?! lol

To Gina1201:

:D I am the official Randy Jackson Dawg counter!!!;) :p

LaDeia
"...even penises come in different sizes..."
- a quote from a 60's movie

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Each has a 300 pimp slap limit!!!

call 888-pimp-slap!!!

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LaDeia
"...laughter is much better than tears..."
-My mother

let me jump in..
 

A BIG pimp slap to....
..... R.P. who is trying to make me pay $1,147 for a 3-year old computer stolen from me now that I am unemployed...BI*CH!
*need legal help on this one*

......to the manager at Pep Boys who freakin lost my car and told ME to find it!!!!!!

.....to Dubya and this stupid "war"!

....the heffa @ D.O.C. who couldn't make time to get my specs while she was getting someone else's

....my professor who gave us an exam and didn't cover that chapter (it was NOT on the syllabus)

.....to "these pretty chicks" who bad mouth anything positive because they are unhappy

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Re: let me jump in..
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by miss priss
A BIG pimp slap to....
..... R.P. who is trying to make me pay $1,147 for a 3-year old computer stolen from me now that I am unemployed...BI*CH!
*need legal help on this one*[quote]

Ellaborate on this one....I'm don't understand :confused:

Quote:

......to the manager at Pep Boys who freakin lost my car and told ME to find it!!!!!!

What do you mean they lost your car? Do you have your car now??

A BIG pimp slap to the kid at the shelter that I work at who I caught on the phone a couple of days ago describing the shelter as a "cool place to be when you want to get away from your parents" and then proceeded to tell his homie about what staff members were cool. (Sidebar: he told his homie that my husband and I are mean and evil and don't let anyone do anything fun.)

Additional pimp slaps to above mentioned child's parents for not coming to get their child after he threatened my husband and the other male staff member on the late shift last night. :mad: I hope that kid's gone when I come in tonight!!

2 very special pimp slap awards go to:

-one of my customer's who asked me last week what I was doing answering the phone when she found out I wasn't a tech.
Well let's see, I work in a call center, I'm a csr, and you call me because you have some problem with your computer that you need fixed. Let's see what was I doing answering the phone? What was I doing answering the phone? BECAUSE THAT"S MY JOB, YOU MORON.

-the guy this morning who threw a world class hissy fit because he had to wait 20 minutes to get thur to me. Then threw another world class hissy when he found out I wasn't a software tech. And then another when he found out he had pay for software support. Then he asked for my sup and bitched at my sup because he didn't immeditately get thur when he called. Let's see, it's Saturday and you're not the only one who has a problem. We (csrs and techs) can only assist ONE person at a time. That's how it works. That's how its always worked

I wanna pimp slap my Girl Scout Leader (I'm the assistant leader). She's a power hungry little woman, who "poo-poos" all of my ideas, and acts like I'm a window ornament.


The people's whose house we're in the process of purchasing. They act like they don't want to leave. I don't understand how they're living up in there with nothing, but they refuse to leave. I don't get it. Do they want both houses? Maybe they should just be honest and tell us that they don't really wanna move.


Our current landlady for constantly gets into it with my husband. My husband is the most easy going guy on earth (except to the people he lives with). When outsiders can't get along with him, I wonder about them.

An around the world, Big Mamma on the front porch in house shoes and pink rollers, pimp slap to GEORGE W. BUSH for this freaking war! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I swear we need to require presidential candidates to take competency test before running for an elected office.

I'm in line to pimp slap dubbya!!!!!!!!

A powder pimp slap to my lazy a$$ assistant! A little work every now and then won't kill you!!!!!!!!!