thanks alot, that was fast

had an unfortunate very drunken incedent when i was joining and got too drunk... let's just say that when they were telling me was tequilla wasn't, and i was too drunk to say anything... if you want to know what it was, take Wes and add on 3 more letters and think cooking oil...


a cool thing about being hegemon as my last office is well one, the active chapter right now i educated well over half, and got to mostly pick the nicknames, my favorite is the brick. it useto be s**t brick, but you can't really call someone that and still call yourself a brother looking to positively motivate these guys into being better than they were, so he got the brick.

here's his story, early in education week 1 i think it was, we took a roadtrip, myself, the chapter prytanis, and our 3 new members in Greg's taurus, 3 decent size guys in the back it was pretty full, trying to teach them the alphabet, giving them help and little ways to remember it, well the brick had the hardest time gettin past gamma... no idea why,the others got the whole thing and he was going gamma - epsilon, and stuff like that, not the brightest, but that boy does wonders for chapter moral when he's around...

HEY THERE I AM FROM KX AND TWO THING I HAVE A TATOO IF MY CHAPTER KX AND MY SCROLL 450 IN SIDE A SUN AND MY NICKNMANE IS CHUBBY BUNNY THE WAY I GOT THAT IS THAT SOME OF THE BOTHER AND SOME SISSTER FROM CONCORDIA IN MONTREAL CANADA WENT CAMPING AND I DID THE CHUBBY BUNNY GAME AND THAT HOW I GOT THE NAME CHUBBY BUNNY NICKNAME I JUST WHAT TO SAY THIS IS THE BEST FRAT IN THE WORLD AND TEKE FOR LIFE JUST IF PACO READ THIS OR ANY GUY FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE ALPHA NU ASK HIM TO SEND ME A E MAIL AT DEREKLAUDER@HOTMAIL.COM OR ANY ONE OF YOU WANT TO SAY HI OR COMEING TO TORONTO SEND ME A EMAIL AND WE WILL GET TOGETHER I AND THE OTHER TEKE IN TORONTO


DEREK LAUDER
KX 450 CHUBBY BUNNY
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Jonah here (here's hoping the user id didn't give it away)...let's just say I was swallowed by a whale.

Wow..I've heard many, but Jonah..holy shit great one.

Also, I'm from the York College Chapter (Omicron Upsilon), same as Nasty who posted on Page 2, and we've got some pretty good ones, I've gotta say. Mr. Marbles, Stiffler, Fester, Jethro, Bickelman, Washout, Mugatu, Bizzaro, Butters, and Lunchbox, just to name a few.

Mine's Cheese, as it's from the movie "Old School" and is just so damn fun to say when you're drunk. Watch the movie and try and say it like Vince Vaughn does when you're hammered. Classic.

"Hey, didn't we lock you in a dumpster?"
"...I got out..."

my nickname was dingleberry as a pledge, then it became darby o'gill and now it is hickey

Mine is SharpShooter (let's just say I have good aim in the bedroom when having used the pull-out method). We also had a few good other ones. GTA, a.k.a. Grand Theft Auto (not the video game...long story). 201 Poplar (address for the drunk tank in Memphis). Freedom Fighter (a brother who cheated on his girlfriend of 5 years with another girl who's last name was LaFrain, which she said meant "to fight for freedom" in French. Everyone else, including his girlfriend, thought he was named that because he was in the military.) Mary (because in his parents house EVERY room has a picture of Mary and a cross in it. This includes the bathroom, where, when you're taking a dump you're staring at a picture of Mary the whole time...verry disturbing.) Polaroid (his girlfriend assumed it was because he had modeling polaroids of himself, but no, it was because he had shown a few of us naked pictures of her...she just found this out a few months ago-about 5 years after the nickname was made.) We also had a few obvious ones like Boner, Doggie Style and Ritalin.

We have a couple good ones...Cupcake, Miller, Fish(because he drinks like one), Stumbles, God Father, Jaberwocky, Party Foul(the kid is a walking party foul), Balls, Elf, Sniper, Kitty, Mook, Bizmo, Redneck, Prada, Tan-O, Wheezy, Trucker, Don Vito(when he's drunk he mumbles and no one can understand him...like don vito), Kicks, Landon(looks like landon from mtv).

Unfortunatly I never got a nickname...I just havnt done something stupid enough yet.

Mine is "Bojangles"
Others include: Scrots, Ace & Gary (the gay duo) was given to two guys that have known eachother since early childhood and are rooomies, pukes (guy pukes alot), toughguy, PFL (Pledge for life) for a person who ended up pledging twice., Sherminator, Cheekers, Fonnie, Dyke Jones, Flex, and rugby

I got the nickname Reagan back at my old chapter before I transfered my Big and Grandbig thought it fit since I met him when I was one year old and that I usually tell people Reagan was a member of TKE when people ask

I was named Karaoke.

Rodeo. I dont think I need to explain that one.

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BELDAR from the movie Coneheads. No I dont have a cone shaped head but i was wearing a bandana pointed up and didnt realize it and so there it is...

BELDAR 392 Lambda Lambda chapter

Mine was Wilber, after the pig from Charlotte's Web, don't ask me why, ask my Hegemon. As for my pledge brother and roommate, his is Boo-boo. Here's the story: On our bid night he made a claim that he could out drink anybody in the place so he got handed a bottle and a crap load more to drink, he went back to his dorm and fell asleep on the wrong floor. When he woke-up later that night he walked back to his room with his pants around his ankles and on the way he sh*t himself. I love that kid!

Hey whats up fellow fraters,

I'm a Teke from California University of PA Zeta-Omega, #472. I'm new to the whole chat thing but i have to share some of our nicknames. We call them pledge names because you get them while your pledging either from something you've done or something that happened during the process. I am the oldest brother in the fraternity now and we just recently got rechartered but the one thing that we haven't let go of is our pledge names. Mine is William F. Bucklick very odd story behind that one but oh well... some of our other brothers names are: Goldenrod, Flower Power, Mantenna, Sky-Captain Frugglepuff, Chauchy the hobbit rodriguez, marcus the carcus, solar flare, cripplic, beetle bailey, the fresh prince of cal u, earthworm buggernutz, count chocula.... the list goes on lol. Lot of good times coming up with those names.

peppermint patty.... i thought the us mint was where they made mints..

my pledge class had some brutal names in there
Bloody tea bag (kid from boston had kidney stones durring pledgeing or so he said)
MIA
Extra-Medium
WEE-TAH-DID
Gooooaaaaaalllll
Nookie monster
Motel-7
Shallow jalapenio
clayton biggesby
P.I.T.A (pain in the ass)
still NAM (his big bro was NAM not a man so he got still NAM his big came to college a virgin or suttin lol)
Apu(from the simpsons)
porkey le pew
Turd Fergison
Fachiotomy (based on face in italian or some shit)
Mr. Bean
there are a few more but can't really remember them might have smoked my self retarded

We actually don't have too many nicknames in our chapter, but then again we're pretty small. Lets see...

One of my pledge brothers is nicknamed Scooter, simply because his big wanted to name him that.

One of my other pledge brother's nickname is Woody, because he hit a tree coming back to the house after initiation (no, he wasn't drinking at the time), but sometimes to piss him off we call him Bubbles, which apparently he had a traumatized childhood and hates that nickname.

My big has four littles, including myself, and one of the other one's is called Chester, from the guy from Dude Where's My Car. He was making out with a chick and he really didn't want to be (she had a boyfriend) and so he got up, said "This isn't where I parked my car" and left.

They call me Booney because, prior to initiation, I hadn't had much experience with alchohol, so I didn't really know my limit. That night, in about 45 minute span, I drank a fifth of Boone's Farm, an 8 oz flask of Parrot Bay, and a can of Busch Light. Needless to say, I don't remember much, except for projectile vomiting on the TV and being made to clean it up.

One of our newest initiates we sometimes call Stitches, due to cutting himself on a piece of glass under a tree in our yard.

Thats about it as far as nicknames of our actives, though. We do have a "Red Rocket" as a pledge, and some alumni include Donk, Monkey, Smiley, and apparently there's a Moose somewhere back in the day.

Mine is Lt. Dan and one of my pledge brother's is Gump. We were out for a run and he's slightly deaf so when we were supposed to stop, he didn't hear anyone yelling for him and he just kept running. I figured he would have heard so I stopped and waited but he didn't so I was told to go run after him and take charge haha... So there you have Lt. Dan and Gump. Another pledge brother or ex pledge brother was Sneaky Pete.

My mine is maverick because my family(big:Private joker, bigbig: Awol, and so on) has all army names. I was so happy because my twin brother pledged with me and they were gonna call us Mary kate and ashley

Mine is Peppermint Pattie. During pledgeship our Heggemon was teaching us about how the director of the US Mint in Denver is a Teke. I didn't know he was referring to the place where they make money, but rather I though the US Mint made candy and other mint related products. I cant live this story down. And the actives thought it would be funny to name the big kid after a candy bar...

Lmao, classic.

Mines Yogi... cuz I'm faster that the average teke.

My nickname is OOORAH because I was in the Marines. We've got a guy that's getting ready to graduate and he intergrated the fraternity scene done here so to speak and his nickname is Token because he's the Token black guy. I've got a pledge brother named Walter because he can make the face that Walter from the Jeff Dunham Show does really well.

I'm Dr. Chase (from House). Apparently I look like him.

Everyone in our pledge class has a TV/movie related nickname, based on celeb look-alikes.

Dr. Chase,
We have a guy in our chapter that is nicknamed "Wilson" (from House) because he looks like guy.

Im O.F.O

i am in the search for a nickname that fits. maybe one will be appointed to me during hell week. lol

lol. had it since middle school so i use it for everything. i used to type like that. hahaha

lol yeaah easy to remember. hahaha

well went to carson high school in LA so not that hard... hahaah just caps every other letter..

Lol its all goood man

Mine is Bay of Pigs, because i'm part Cuban haha

Mine is Squid... one of our alumni said i had a big nose and droopy eyes like squidward...

Mine is "Guru" as its a play on my last name

Spooner
 

I poop my pants!