A world without heroine :(

-Rudey
--I'd cry.

Yeah, a world with out heroines would be truly horrific.

My favorite is Lara Croft.

Kitso
KS 361 hits of Lara i'd like to do :D

having to deal with rudeassed U of L fans after a Kentucky game (football or basketball).............and any game where the basketball team loses to Duke...... :(

Having a job you hate-- dreading going in every day and working with awful people-- one of my worst fears.

Not being able to get the email that I want to read because the inbox has be clogged up with spam and the filter quit on you.

When people bombard me with all kinds of questions and Idon't have answer for the (even the simplest ones)

When the washing machines refuse to wash clothing

Being locked in a room 24/7 without books, entertainment unit, computers, books and light.

Being forced to eat my least favorite foods and my favorites are hiding somewhere

Having to spend time and make nice with relatives I hate

Being isolated from the people who matter the most to me


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- being at work and having all of the customers yell at one time demanding their coffee.

- driving when it seems like everyone is on the road just to piss you off

- being in class (enough said)

- being at home when your family is mad at you

- being stuck in a room with nothing but the so called punk music of today to listen to

The Yanks beating the Red Sox Game 7 of the American League championship in extra innings every year.

-not having chapstick....thankfully, i got this thing that attaches chapstick to my keychain so i will never be without it again!!

-spending weeks on end visiting my parents without my own car

-getting yelled at

-ever having to work with the mother of one of my former students.

-not having cell phone service. oh wait, my phone is all screwed up and i haven't had service all weekend!

A bad dream I had literally for years after college.

The Final is tomorrow and I haven't been to class or bought the book yet.

(The story you have read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.)

WOW, I've got a similar one.

It's the day of the final for Philosophy. (A class I frequently cut.)
I over sleep and run to the building. The door is locked because they moved the final! I am running all over U of Houston looking for the class so I can take the test. I always wake up in a sweat!

Though I haven't had this dream for years, it always came at a time when I felt like life was testing me...seeing if I could
achieve my goal or fulfill my responsibilities!

My hell.... :mad:


Having every dirty girl I've ever nailed or has given me head stand in front of me and meet each other.


Hearing re-runs 24/7 of that stupid 10-10-987 comercial with the guy from motown singing "Aint no mountain high enough" and talking about calling his daughter several times a day.



A world without Pennicillin or Condoms.


Being a female.

rofl

Man, its not funny....You have no idea how many times I've heard that commercial and felt like throwing something at the TV. And whats worse, now he has new commercials that play his music even longer.

I still have these dreams.

about the 10-10-987, my hell would be endless john stamos commercials. :rolleyes:


my hell is a world with pennicillin, cause i am allergic.
my mom has been on medication for the last week, and she is severely allergic to pennicilin. the stupid dentist actually gave pennicilin in her perscription that she needed to fill. she didnt even notice what it was until she was at the pharmacy. but it turns out that the other medicine that she had to take had something else that she is allergic too. she woke up early friday morning with severe abdominal pains, chest tightening, and could not breathe. i was at work when this happened and she was rushed to the hospital. the doctor initially thought she was having a heart attack. it was just her allergic reaction. i say all of that to say that my personal hell is being around medicine in general, cause i dont know everything that i am allergic too. so i rarely take medicine.

Thats sucks that you're allergic to Pennicillin. If you ever get an STD you're screwed.:(

what a nice thought to have

-wearing socks that are slightly wet yet i can't change them
-watching religious programs (i.e. 700 club)
-listening to a Clear Channel station
-losing my hair or teeth
-getting ugly
-crying babies
-the smell of b.o. or dirty *ss
-wearing underwear that gives me a constant wedgie
-being literally allergic to every food except eggs and mushrooms
-going to constant recitals

Having people breathe on my neck

People running around screaming the word "moist" over and over (what a horrible word)

My roommates moving all my clothes to the dryer and shrinking everything b/c they are trying to be helpful, even when there is a note that says "Don't move to dryer, stuff will shrink" (oh wait that happened yesterday. . .)

24 hours of the severe flu (lived that last night)...and then deaming ALL NIGHT LONG about Tommy Hilfiger :eek:

my personal hell is also being around people who havent bathed or brushed in a few days.


edited to add that it will be worse than hell if i have to be stuck in a room alone with my ex boyfriend. cause someone will die and it wont be me.
:o

Self-proclaimed chapstick addict here also!

My personal hell:

1) Being w/o chapstick
2) Getting stuck behind a slow driver and having no way of passing them
3) Someone with bad breath stand 1 foot away from me while speaking

I sooooo feel ya on this issue. I can't stand it when someone is talking to me who has some stank a$$ breath. Sometimes people think I'm being mean when I tell them they need to brush their teeth again. I just tell them they'd rather a friend tell them than have someone else make fun of them behind their back.

I have a new one
 

Getting stuck in a job where the probability of you getting a paper cut is higher than 80% for the whole day. No wonder architects always wear black clothes, to hide blood from paper cut :mad:

/hijack
Any suggestions on how to avoid paper cut when dealing with large architecture blueprints and newly, crisp printed matters? I always have been very careful, but just thinking of getting another paper cut made me cringed. Especially if you are in hurry for a dateline, but you have to nurse yourself from paper cut between your fingers.

Maybe I need to start wearing thick gloves :(

My personal hell:

1) I'd be cold all the time and never able to get warm (especially my feet and hands)

2) I'd be stuck in stop-and-go traffic and no matter how many times I switched lanes the other lane would always move more

3) Someone would stand right next to me and pop their joints (especially their neck)

Re: I have a new one
 

Get one of those rubber fingers. They look like thimbles.

Re: Re: I have a new one
 

that's what I was going to suggest. I had to collate a large print job and stuff envelopes. I survived with those and that sticky gel stuff that lets you grab paper easier but it doesn't stain the paper.

And then of course, lots of hand lotion. Paper dries up your hands pretty bad.

I've got one more to add because I posted on this thread about 2 years ago. Perpetually being stuck in the state where you think you are going to pass out but don't. You know the feeling: you get a queezy feeling, dizziness, and your ears start to plug up and everything gets kinda fuzzy. But then someone gets you water, sits you down and lets you compose yourself. Well what if no one came to help you but you didn't faint either? That feeling sucks.

i hate when people stand so close to that i can smell their breath. it freaks me out. give me my space.

along the same lines, my personal hell is also being around people who havent bathed in awhile.

i need to take some special classes or something. cause my other personal hell has been my car. only for the fact that i almost lose my mind when i am driving. it is mainly because i am alone in the car. i am fine when there are other people in the car with me cause they take my mind off the crazy drivers.
also, i would probably have a stroke if i had to drive on A1A 24/7. i swear that everyone drives 10 miles below the speed limit.

mine are:

falling in front of people or falling down stairs

**trying to purchase something and my credit card gets rejected:eek: ** sooo embarrasing

Having a job where I have to make phone calls all day.

Walking outside and seeing millions of frogs - eeeuuuwww!

Re: Re: I have a new one
 

LOL :D It is kind of hard to hand draft with those things on your fingers.
Good suggestion, tho.

Having to live a day without my husband in my life. I cant picture not hearing his sweet voice, seeing is amazing smile, or having him hug or kiss me. I couldnt function without him. He makes me a better person.

Having something bad or terrible happen to any of my family or friends or being without them in my life

Little Rubber Finger Thingys, wow, sounds a little kinky to me!

Maybe it is just a guy thing!:)

My hell? One word: CLOWNS. yeccch.

When I saw that you had posted in this thread, I immediately knew what your post was going to say. :D

I know it was no trip to carnival, but that post is still a perennial favorite. Hahahahaha.

Ah you know me too well. Now keep those damned clowns away from me. (Especially the ones in that new commercial for French's Mustard. Can't the French's people come up with a less perturbing way to sell mustard???)

/end rant/

someone posted this somewher else, i tend to agree........


a room full of fine, naked women with no fingers, no tounge and no thang

24 hours of porn without any hands

:cool:





no eyelids and having to take sleeping pills

(hip hop fans should know that one)