Re: HC I am addicted...
 

HC I just wanted to thank 1savvydiva :)?
HC I needed to hear this today?

HC after nite of clubbing I was trying to catch some zzzzzz's?

HC I was awaken by the smell of fire?

HC because my lil bro was burning a CD?

HC literally! :eek: :D :rolleyes:

HC he had a label on a cd that he couldn't take off?

HC he then had a bright idea :rolleyes: to try melt it off?

HC next he busted the CD in the microwave?????

HC within the next few seconds the CD started
sparking and caught on fire?

HC dumba$$ didn't know that CDs have metal in it?

HC *cough* *cough* *fanning smoke*

HC WTF was he thinking?

HC or was he thinking at all?

HC and I thought I had no sense?

HC http://plaudersmilies.de/vogel.gif

hC tell your brother to remove anything gummy/sticky surface use alcohol or witch hazel or peroxide or nail polish remover?

HC how old is he?

HC that is some funny isht?

HC my brother had this retarded azz friend growing up one time?

HC this fool tried to cook an egg in the microwave?

HC it burst and splattered in his eye?

HC he had to wear a patch til it healed?

HC we clowned him for days on that one?

HC Who vs Whom?
 

HC there is a difference between who and whom?
HC the two are not interchangeable?
HC who is to be used as a subject of an action?
HC whom is to be used as an object of an action?
HC it is the same as using I and me?
HC you do not sound any smarter by using whom instead of who?
HC you actually make yourself sound stupid?
HC you also do not make yourself sound any smarter or more proper by using I instead of me?
HC saying the person whom gave me this paper is totally incorrect?
HC saying the person who gave I this paper is wrong as well?
HC who and I are always used as subjects and whom and me are always used as subjects?
HC example: Who gave the piece of paper? I gave the piece of paper.
HC example continued: To whom was the piece of paper given? It was given to me

HC I'm finished with my grammar lesson now?
HC I just had to come and post this for all to see?
HC it's funny to me when one person tries to school or check another while using horrible grammar?
HC bad grammar takes away from the point that you are trying to make?

Re: HC Who vs Whom?
 

HC I TEACH ENGLISH and I learned something?
HC I have always hated whom but I do know when to use it?
HC I read the post that lead to your grammar lesson last night and was like WTF you sound stupid and WHOMever taught you to use who and whom needs to be shot?

HC speaking of. . .
SAW is used far more frequently than seen?
HC you always use seen with a helping verb, preferably have, had, or has?
HC I saw, you saw, we saw, he saw, she saw, they saw?
HC I seen = :mad:?

HC fork you, heffa, I ain't comin'!?
HC I am NOT gainin' no weight back for you?
HC I jus' kiddin'? :p
HC I'll still be there?
HC I'm serious about the weight though?
HC we just had a convo about new sizes, did we not? :D
HC I can't wait to see you either? :)

HC I am having a really good weekend?
HC I'm really glad that I moved?
HC I have finally gotten PAID? :D
HC it was a wonderful feeling?
HC I am just loving life right now?
HC 1savvydiva had me CTFU with her HC's?
HC I hope yall have a good weekend?!

HC I had to come back and edit to tell yall this?
HC I am NOT settled in my apartment?
HC I haven't unpacked my clothes yet?
HC I haven't unpacked my grill?
HC I haven't unpacked my dishes?
HC I DID hang my Founders' Paddle? :D
HC my girls come into my apartment and say, "Ms. Ideal08, where is your name on here?"
HC I always take the time to explain to them that those are my founders' names?
HC one of my girls quizzed me on the founding date?!
HC after I answered, she smiled and said, "I'm just making sure that you know?"
HC I LMAO after she walked out?
HC I love my job? :D

HC he's 18?

HC what's worse is that he is very intelligent?

HC but occasionally he does things that gets people twizzled?

HC he sometimes prefer to do and speak before he engages in thought?

HC like a close relative of his? :p



HC one of my close childhood cousins also microwaved an egg!

HC it exploded in her face and she had to get some plastic surgery? :eek:



HC certain people should stay away from microwaves? :confused:

Re: Re: HC I am addicted...
 

You are welcome my Sistafriend!!!....(HC)

It all makes sense now...
 

HC...MENtal illness

HC...MENstrual cramps

HC...MENtal breakdown

HC...MENopause

HC...GUYnecologist

(And when we have real trouble....)

HC...HISterectomy

HC... ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

HC...share this with all the women you know

HC...share this with men to annoy them :p

HC...someone just shared this with me

HC...it's meant to be humorous and not taken seriously:D

Hc I subjected myself to a very horrible convo?
HC I let him tear me down?
HC I'm :mad: Cause I actually listened as long as I did?
HC Hang up the forkin phone in his face?
HC It was 5 min too late?
HC Folks try to put you down when their feelings are hurt?
HC?:confused:

Hc The brat and I are going to play miniature golf?
HC the heffa beats me everytime?
HC I just had to spend $144 on clothes for her?
HC NOTHING from last winter still fits?
HC Her pants from last year are now clam diggers?
HC Everyone kept saying how she was taller than thier 12 year olds?
HC WNBA?

HC Some coffee ice cream is callin me?
HC?

HC I agree 110% with how many of our problems begin with men?
HC I LMAO?:D

HC Dionysus HC was too funny?:D
HC I was CTFU with that one?

HC I went to a wedding today?
HC the ceremony (ie, from the bridal party entrance to their exit)lasted a whopping 30 minutes (and yes, it was a black wedding, well sort of.. the bride was black, the groom was white)!!!!! :eek:

HC I took the fam to see Harry Potter last night?
HC the Whomping Willow had me :eek:?
HC my baby was Ti-red, but she stayed awake to watch the whoooole movie?
HC she told me her favorite part was Ron saying "Can we panic now?"
HC she cracks me up?

HC I can't sleep so I'm on HC? :)
HC ya'll didnt fail and had me :lol: ?!!

HC Ideal08, you need some help unpacking, since you got paid and stuh? :) :) :D

HC ya'll be safe.

ps:
HC Sexy Mocha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! You aint neva lied!!! :)

HC you shoulda called me?
HC I was dozing on the couch waiting for sorry mofo #3 to call me?
HC NEVER NO MORE?
HC don't let no one tear down what you and God have built up?
HC when mofos tear you down it is only because they want you down there with them?
HC never entertain fools or bitter folks?
HC let them play with themselves?
HC I would call you now but I ain't trying to get cussed out?
HC I will call you later?

HC today is the 6 month anniversary of my natural? :D
HC I am really very excited about this?
HC I SEARCHED for the HC thread that this came from (Hcgchc)?
HC I wanted to read it and re-post it so I could reflect?
HC I have enjoyed my journey?
HC my hair really has grown?
HC I am so impatient that I want it to grow more?
HC it really is true that your natural hair is NOTHING like your new growth?
HC my hair is so much softer now than it was when I first cut it off?
HC I guess it has to get used to no chemicals?
HC I went out last night to hear a live hip hop (and more) band?
HC they were the BOMB?!
HC they played Tony Toni Tone's "Anniversary?"
HC I told my friends they were playing that song for me and my afro puff? :D
HC I am a fool? :p
HC I have been in a really good mood lately?
HC I have only God to thank for that?
HC life is really good?
HC Thank you, Jesus?

HC, nikki1920, you know you gotsta ask Black folks the day BEFORE payday if you want some money? :p lol
HC I spent way too much money this weekend? :o
HC I bought well NEEDED things?
HC I needed new clothes?
HC my old ones don't fit?
HC I didn't want to look sloppy anymore?
HC I am steadily losing weight, and I'm NOT exercising or eating right?
HC I am going to do better?
HC the point is, I needed new clothes?
HC I also NEEDED some new CD's?
HC I felt behind in the music world?
HC there will be more on this in the music thread later?
HC what I needed to buy was some shoes?
HC nikki1920, we should hang out anyway?
HC I really have been meaning to hook up with the DC GC peeps, but time hasn't allowed?
HC after the holiday we will have to kick it? :)
HC I will not subject you to helping me unpack?
HC I will spare you?
HC I really am gonna try and do it while the kids are at school tomorrow?
HC I better go, this is TOO long?

HC I hope all of my GCers (silent monitors included) have a blessed week!!!!! :)

HC after I posted the above post, it didn't take the thread to the top? :confused:
HC TTT?!
HC doggone it, hc?

HC...WHAT YEAR IS IT????
 

HC I got a story....

HC I was at work last night and I was standing at the nurse's station finishing up some paperwork...there were two nurses sitting there and they were talking about why this particular doctor didn't like one of them...

HC one of the nurses told the other nurse, "Maybe it's because I am black!"

HC since both of these nurses are as white as notebook paper, I looked up like http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...fragend001.gif

HC the other nurse was like "Yeah 'savvydiva', you didn't know that Lorna Bell (yes, that's her name), was black? SO I am like "Black...where?" And Lorna Bell was like "I'm Black!"

HC I wasn't even in the mood so I was like whatever and walked away...like two hours later, I had to go back over for something else and they were laughing about some joke that I don't even remember now.

HC I was like "Everytime I come to the nurses station, I hear something crazy...ya'll are silly...last time I walked up, Lorna Bell was saying she was Black!" So Robyn, the other nurse says, "Well you want to know where that came from?"

HC I said yes... so HC Robyn proceeds to tell me that at their last evaluation, their supervisor (mind you RObyn in the charge nurse, so it had to be one of the nurse managers), told them that she had received 'complaints' from some of the doctors that see their patients in the ER that her and Lorna Bell act "too Black!"

HC ALL THE COLOR drained out of my face and I am like WTF!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...fragend002.gif

HC I am like "WHat the hell is "acting black", what was she trying to say?" So Robyn tries to clean it up and is like "I know", "Maybe she was just trying to say that we are too loud or something, I don't know"

HC I am like http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer034.gif NO, if that's the case she was wrong!

HC I couldn't even say anything I was just too hurt, too offended, too angry, and confused...so I just did what I had to do and left.

HC these people don't realize that saying that one is loud, boisterous, uncouth, ghetto, unprofessional, rude, lazy, etc....is not interchangeable with saying that one "acts black?"

HC I am new at this hospital and I get commended DAILY about how professional I am, about my bedside manner with patients, about my ability to 'mesh' with everybody...so if I understand her supervisor correctly...she doesn't want them to act like ME? OH, or do you mean...the "other" black people? WHAT THE HELL!!!!

HC I am REALLY debating whether or not to take this matter to administration, on my shift I am the ONLY black person there, and I felt like immediately after me leaving the vicinity they were all probably talking about me! This makes me feel uncomfortable...and what REALLY makes me feel uncomfortable is that it came from a SUPERVISOR!!!

HC like I said I am new at this hospital, and I don't want to be seen as the one making waves, but I really felt that comment was out of line, UNFOUNDED, and just plain racially insensitive!

HC you know ya'll need to give me advice!!!

HC my life is so interesting???

HC I think it's something wrong with my GC, some of the threads with new posts don't show responses...and they don't go to the top??? What's up with that?

HC this happens to me too 1savvydiva?

HC GC needs to get it together?

HC this is my PSA for today?
HC NEVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAAAA read Zane's "SEX CHRONICLES" late at night with no "outlet"? :o :eek: :o
HC I read 1/2 the book last night and went to sleep dreaming of every man in that book?:eek: :o


HC I never thought I would live to see the day when I hear this on the radio -- "up next 2Pac's latest"?
HC a man who has been dead for 6 years should not still have new releases?

HC CrumsonTide is funny?
HC I'm :eek: at "no outlet"?
HC ;)
HC I said the same thing about Biggie Smalls?
HC he has more new hits than rappers that are actually alive?

HC CrumsonTide?? :o
HC CRIMSONTIDE :)

HC I picked up SC II?

HC :eek: ??

HC Zane is off the chain for real?

HC CT4, what were you thinking??? LOL

HC it gives a very *specific* warning at the beginning of the book!!??

HC I read that warning, chuckled, and thought, HA!?

HC I thought to myself, come on!! I have better self-control than that!!

HC I scoffed at the book for underestimating my willpower!

HC I then, with nose firmly in air and pride intact, proceeded to read the first section?

HC I slowly put the book down and picked up the phone?

HC dayum pride, lol?

HC yeah, Zane is off the chain?

:D

HC.....
I spent all day yesterday at the hospital with my mom?
She was sent from the Drs office with pain in her hip?
WHY WAS SHE STILL THERE WHEN I LEFT AT 11 PM AND I GOT THERE AT 4PM?

SHE HADN'T EVEN BEEN TRIAGED YET????:MAD:
My dad went to the hospital at 11 and he called me at 7:50 this morning AND SHE STILL DOESNT HAVE A FREAKING ROOM?
If she was really dying, she'd be dead?
Im mad as all get out?

They took xrays last night, but havent found anything yet. :(
Please pray for me and my family. I'd really appreciate it.

HC MOVE B!#(%
 

HC everytime you are running late and in a hurry, you get stuck behind someone who is just "out enjoying the sunshine?"

HC when you are driving and the police have stopped someone on the opposite side of the street, the people on your side slow down? DRIVE BIIAAA, PO-PO is occupied!!!

HC when somebody cuts you off, and you get in the other lane to pass them...when you pull up next to them, they act like they don't see you, they are scared to look over!!!

HC guys feel the need to put thousands of dollars of 'work" (i.e. 22-inch rims, thumpin system, ground-effects, tint, televisions), in these candy-ass girlie cars (i.e. neons, VW Bugs, Kia's, Geo's, Saturns, etc)...

HC they have the gangster lean and be trying to look all 'hard'....DUDE you are not a thug drivin a bright ass yellow VW Bug on 22's with thump...

HC when you are in the parking lot at the mall/Walmart people will wait until somebody loads down their car with 50 million items instead of just pulling into one that's like 3 spaces back??? HC then they have their blinker on like somebody is as stupid as they are...I DON'T WANT THAT SPOT...I am in the beauty section, grabbing what I need and you are still in the parking lot with your blinker on...WALK, LAZY!!!

HC when people see you walking back to YOUR car, they put on their blinker and want you to rush...Damn, I just bought a new CD...can I put this MOFO in the changer? I didn't ask you to wait on me!!!

HC when you are driving down a residential/college street and there are people crossing the street that see you coming...they act like they want to slow down? Half the time they look at you like "I wish you would hit me!" Half the time, I speed up a little just to scare them...it's funny how all of a sudden they get a little pep in their stephttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/.../lachen017.gif!!! Cars Hurt....GET OUT DA WAY!!!

HC if I pass you in the RIGHT lane...you are going too slow...MOVE OVER!!!

HC if you get too close to me, and there are lanes open on BOTH sides of us on the highway...I am going to slow down just to aggravate you!!!!

HC half of the Taco Bell's in Columbia drivethrus are built backwards? The cashier has to come OUT of the store, walk AROUND the car to the driver's side?

HC I couldn't work at Taco Bell in the winter...HC or the summer, HC or the rainy season....HC you think the drive thru is broken all the time for mechanical problems...HELL NAW if I worked there, I'd be out there sticking chalupas in that horn everynight!!!

HC some people at the gas station don't pull ALL the way up...they stop at the first pump available..which means I have to go around you, pull up to the pump...then back up so I am not blocking the middle pump??? HC you are going to get the "mean mug" when I get out of the car?

HC I think I have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage???

Re: HC MOVE B!#(%
 

HC I agree with 1savvydiva 1000% :D

HC I think that I also have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage?

hc my dday startd out coo?
hc tis afteenoon i got realy upset abot someting/
hc onne of my freinds took me too diner to cher me up/?
hc i orederd strwbery dacurri?
hn not-virgin?
hc i went fo seconsd/
hc i got a lill tipsey? :D
hc onnly likk the secound time innmy life
hc i dont feeel soo well now? :(
hc cramp s in myy lower stomack?

HC I think you are way past the tipsy stage and you're on to the drunk stage? :p

HC I got a speeding ticket today?
HC it was my first?
HC I've always been able to get out of getting one?
HC I was doing 45 in a 35?
HC he should have let that isht slide?
HC old fat a$$ cop?
HC he's infringing on my Diane McKiney-Whestone book money?
HC did I say he was an old fat a$$ cop?
HC he walked to my window and was like you were doing 45 in a 35?
HC I wanted to say so the f&^% what?
HC I did say it?
HC I was driving off when I said it?
HC I was right around the corner from my house?
HC old fat a$$ cop?

Hmmmmm......

HC TWO "dacurris"? LOL

HC LIGHTWEIGHT??!! Muhahahahaha! :D

HC Dionysus is DRUNK!!??

HC BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HC wait til tomorrow!!!

HC Mommy is fine now.
HC she was there for over 24 hrs and hadn't had any food?
HC she JUST got a room tonight?
HC she called me all happy b/c she got another tray of food when she got settled into her room? :)

HC I am ROTFLMBAO at Dionysus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HC OOOH, wait until he reads this when he sobers up?
HC I hope he wasn't talking to Earl all night? :(

HC I'm glad Mommy is OK



HC LOL
HC I haven't heard "Earl" since I was in undergrad! :)

HC I'm a little spaced out and quesy this morning?

HC I need a chalky medicine that starts w/ a "k"? :o:eek:

HC but I'm feeling very relaxed and peaceful! :)

HC ohh hush, if someone was my size, had a strong metabolism, and had some Tylenol Cold already in their system, one would be the same way! :p

HC Dionysus is a she! :D

HC who's earl? :confused:

HC I'm killing my friend who brought me the dacqurris (sp?)

HC she's not going to let me live it down?

HC one should not drink what one cannot spell?:p
HC your spelling was off the hook last night?
Hc so was your profanity?:eek:

:confused:

HC more than usual?
HC hell I can't recall?
HC last night was pretty vague?
HC I slightly remember the animal house thread, in which was slightly raunchy?
HC it was deleted by a mod?

HC MUUUUHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAAHHA!!!!!
HC BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAA!!!! :D :D :D

HC It reminds me of Queens of Comedy when Monique was talking about her man ordering a "Daqui"?

HC POINT TO IT! LOLOLOL

HC CERTAIN young grasshoppers need formal training in alcohol consumption and toleration, as well as restraint (when drunk, refrain from posting on GC, lol)?

HC Dionysus, my bad. :(

HC anyone know what a bone scan is and if it involves any pain? Mommy needs to get one.

HC earl equals vomiting. (ie, the sound you make when vomiting.)
HC its also called ralphing or praying to the porcelain god. :)

HC your mom will be fine?
HC my mom had a bone scan last summer?
HC it was painless?

HC no earling thank goodness!
HC I had the urge, but resisted?
HC that lead to another problem?
HC I won't go further to say what it was, TMI?

Some sports HCs?
 

HC "bidnessman" Percy Miller, err, Master P, is getting major run on the Jim Rome show?:rolleyes:

HC Master P is trying to play in the NBA? :confused:

HC the NBA is irritating me right now?:mad:

HC Shaq needs to stop being a quote machine and get back on the court?

HC Shaq is the real NBA MVP?

HC ESPN.com journalist Ralph Wiley did a wonderful column on Ohhhjjjj?

HC Jim Brown warned Wiley that Ohhhjjjj was a "dangerous m***********?"

HC it's going to be 90 degrees out today?

:D

Let it go...
 

HC mofos need to quit trying to justify the "Auburn incident"?
HC I am tired of melanin-challenged mofo's saying that the Omegas and that white frat exchanged letters/jersey's all the time?
HC :eek:?
HC GTFOOH? :eek:
HC y'all know that BGLOs don't roll like that?
HC ?
HC today is Chili/Soup day at work and I all full?
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I am done christmas shopping?
HC all my presents are wrapped?
HC my apartment is decorated?
HC all I have left to do for the holiday is eat? :D
HC food seems to be my theme for the day?
HC have a good lunch?

Re: Let it go...
 

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HC I understand your passion, but people who don't want to learn are not worth arguing with?

Re: Re: Let it go...
 

HC I think I was having flashback of O.J.? ;)
HC mofo's need to let that go too?
HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

Re: Re: Re: Let it go...
 

HC it's a shame that Ohhhjjj, a man whom Ralph Wiley asserts was not only "colorless" :rolleyes:, but soulless, would be the black guy to beat the system?

HC I still think Ohhhjjj killed his ex-wife and the other cat?