If a girl says no and the guy keeps pushing the issue repeatedly, she should probably bail on the relationship, in my opinion.

This thread has me alternately LMAO and grossed out...

As far as I'm concerned, the back door is exit only! :eek:

Why now? We haven't even touched the oral stuff yet. :eek:

Let me pose this question
Which of the following are you most likely to do:
Engage in a threesome involving two females and a male
Engage in anal sex
Engage in tossing salad (and I ain't talking about the iceburg lettuce type!)

Ok, my God, this place has completely gone down into oblivion since I have been gone!!!!!!

First of all, where did the hurling smilies come from?????? I laughed so hard when I saw them that I nearly peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Second of all........please define "tossing salad" for this old lady who THOUGHT she had done everything there was to do!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, many men like having a little rear end play.......the area referred to a few posts ago is delicately called the TAINT. As in, t'aint your balls, t'aint your ass.........you can enslave a man for life if you know the right moves in this general realm. (On the other hand, that may not be such a good thing.)

I just don't know how a group of heterosexual men could even get themselves off having to look at that. The whole circle jerk idea just does not make sense to me, unless we are talking about switch hitters or dudes batting for the other team.

My oldest sister is into it and had a great time telling my other sister how she got "stuck" while doing that at a conference with a random in Denver. Appartently they had to get into the bathtub to get unstuck.


lol



This is SO WAY BETTER than the "Does our junk stank?" topic from January.

I am not going to be the first one to explain Tossing Salad. No Way.

Tossing salad is the term used for orally stimulating the anus
Where the term came from I will never know but I know that

It was Chris Rock who made that made that comment I posted earlier about the Toss Salad man... yuck!

Okay, I will explain "tossing salad."

Basically it involves orally pleasuring someone's rear areas (ever hear of a rim job... pretty much the same thing, I think).

Edited to add: OOPS! I didn't see ilovemyglo had already explained! Sorry...

I thought tossing salad was when you jack some one off :confused: I was miseducated.

No, I believe that is just called "jacking someone off!" :) :eek:

SINBAD!

LOL! He is a family comedian girl!

That is ALL Chris Rock

"You don't need prayer in the schools, you need the tossed salad man!

TS: Johnny you got a D, you know what you gotta do!

Johnny: nooooooooooooo! I don't wanna toss a salad! I'mma read! I'mma LEARN to read!"

LOL!
Ok guys, I think I'm gonna have to get another screen name in order to honestly reply to threads like this!:D

...I'll be back....

Tossing salad, indeed?! :eek: Dionysus, your point is taken!

My bad- I could hear the speech, but not put a face with it and i was thinking sinbad cause that is the last comedy show i watched on tv, but it is Chris Rock in bigger blacker better.

So really, no one has answered the question, which of the three you would be most willing to do.
I will even answer, I have to say, I think it would be a cold day in hell before I would do any of the three, but a threesome would be less painful (and smelly, and doesn't involve my tongue and an asshole!) so I suppose I have to pick that.
Yuck.. i just ate too!

I agree this is much better than the thread of last year.

Okay, ilovemyglo, I'll answer your question. I'd pick the threesome, without a doubt. I wouldn't even have to think about it.

I'm not having, as I call it, butt sex. Not now, not ever, and thankfully I've never had a guy even mention it. I just find it really gross. As for "tossing the salad" -- sick!!! There is NO WAY IN HELL I would do that. Butts are for poopin', period. End of story.

BTW, I asked, and it is NOT every guy's fantasy to have a finger up the butt. I read that in Glamour, too, but I think the author was smoking crack. Oh, haha, I just realized that I said *crack*.

Okay, y'all are just off the chain. This thread has certainly lived up to its title!

GC---->not for the sexually frustrated, lol.

For some reason your words have me LMAO. LMAO LMAO

Hear, hear. There is only one orifice that should be used for sexual activity, IMO. And it's not behind one's gluteus maximus gigas or below one's nose. And with that, I will exit this thread.
:o

HILARIOUS!!

Although I think in the context of THIS thread, this smilie:

:o

looks a little suggestive! LOL ;)

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You ain't never lied on that one sista. :D

Between crop circles, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tales/faga2.gif
Tossed salads, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/yellows/lick1.gif
And um...exploration with one's finger, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/devilfinger.gif

I am TOOOOOOOOOOOO SPENT!!!

LOL! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/baddevil.gif

GC as I knew it
 

I have been away from the old GC for a few months, and when I decide to return I run into a thread about butt-love, rim jobs and threesomes. It is quite amazing how we can go from talking about how serious our greek organizations are and how we don't promote drinking to a discussion about anal penetration. I think it is hilarious!!

By the way who ever it was that's boyfriend constantly wanted her to engage in butt piracy, tell him that you will gladly allow him entrance if you can try a little probe work on him. And then pull out a huge dildo. I think he will change his mind about the whole situation.

Keep up the good work fellow GCers, soon we will solve all the worlds problems.

By the way I would love to know what that crazy cat Tom Earp thinks about bobbing for dingleberries!

Haha!!! Funny thing you should say that LXA-
My friend got married a few weeks ago and her husband is the one that is hellbent and determined to get her to try the butt loving..... and she told him that the only way she would do it is if she could use her vibrator on him... and they had to take turns in 5 minute intervals... and he said he had to THINK ABOUT IT!!! HE even has the nerve to ask a friend what to do and the friend said, go for it, you may even like it!!!
HAHA!!! So your suggestion was exactly what had happened.

Funky butt lovin.. haha!!! Wow... GC has really really lost it!

Another funny story- a friend of mine that I have known since i was 3 was snooping through her parents drawers when she was around 13. She found a huge tube of KY Jelly. MC Hammer was popular about that time and I started singing Pumps in the Bump to her over the phone. Ever since then whenever anal sex comes up I singit to her, reminding her that her father pumps in her mommas rump!
Haha!

How many of you ladies like it in the "love oven"?

Amen! Can't you get e-coli and other nasty things from that?
Well, I guess someone can bust out the saran wrap, if they're really in the mood. :p Remember "Booty Call"? :D

Love oven? What's that?

:D

I don't want to repeat. So I'm bringing up another previous sex thread.

Look under "SH80er" to find out.
http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...5&pagenumber=4

I bet if you told a guy, you can do it to me, if i can do it to you, he'd stop right there. of course, if he took you up on it, you might have bit off more than you could chew :)

Man, that sucks for your boyfriend/husband, or rather, it doesn't suck :D

No, not that I know of. I believe that it could be more aptly described as a "Cricle of 69," but the former works, too.

Ilovemyglo, definitely the threesome.

Dionysis, yes, you can get nasty infections of all shapes and sizes from any sort of anal contact. Regardless of the relationship, anal contact should always utilize a barrier protection of some sort (i.e. condom).

This is "Chit Chat," a place to talk about non-Greek issues. Of course none of our organizations promote drinking. I assume that they do not promote anal sex either, but the latter does not promote such a risk management issue as does the former. I've never heard of a bunch of Greeks (or non-Greeks for that matter) getting all messed up on anal sex and getting in a car accident.

And once again, may I suggest a wonderful book called The Guide To Getting It On (Third Edition), published by the Goofy Foot Press. Whatever your fancy, it has an answer.

No, but I bet they would walk funny.

THEY WOULD WALK FUNNY!!!!!!!

That might be the funniest thing I have heard yet!!!

THIS IS THE DAMNDEST THREAD I HAVE EVER READ!!!!:eek: :confused: :mad:

Crop Circles! damn damn damn James!lol!

QTE

Is this going to be the new "God, this is off color..." thread? :o

I don't think I would have pledged a house that promoted anal sex... hmm...

Another really funny story-
My old roommate from freshman and sophomore year got a boyfriend shortly after we both rushed. I knew him from a class and got them together. Now my roommate was psycho and i knew it, but up until sophomore year it hadn't really affected me.
Needless to say, she and her boyfriend engaged in GOLDEN SHOWERS and SHE TOLD EVERYONE about it!!! How freaking horrible. When he started urinating on our floor in our room (or used the women's room on our floor while I was showering) I decided she had to decide, either he quit visiting our room or I moved out (I cooked and did laundry, she ate and was a BIT$#) so she decided on him. We never spoke again.
Three months ago she emails me and tells me that they are engaged and people get what they deserve, so i had better watch out.
My response- People do get what they deserved, that is why she is getting pissed on the rest of her life.
No response came back!

This thread is confirms that we're living in the end of times...:eek:

OOoooooooooooooo I just got my Marie Claire this month and the cover says men and sex....I will keep you posted.

Such a funny story! Gross, why on earth would someone admit to doing that? Even better question, why would someone DO that?

Between Librasoul's cute little smilies and O.P.'s "No but they would walk funny" comment, I haven't stopped smiling all day. People think I'm on crack..oh god I just said "crack". Of course this is coming from the same girl who didn't know what "tossed salad" and "snowballing" were until I was a freshman in college...