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To every single last post: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ADDING SOME HUMOR TO MY MORNING!!!!
To my Roomie: You are a Blessing. I don't know what I would do with out you in my life. I hope you know that. To AB: I miss you everyday and hope your looking down on me. I love you today as much as when we met. You were my ture Bestfriend. R.I.P To my housemate, maybe we can be friends again when you move with Mo or where ever, but now, I don't think I like you much. Maybe it's me, but regardless, yea, we need to be apart. To my job. thanks for having me here for the 2 years. Sometimes I don't know if I'm leaving or staying, but thanks for being there. And can some one please explain to me why all DC service staff have some of the phynest men. DCPD, the Firemens, the EMT. I swear, I've been here for about 4 years and I've yet to see an ugly man. Thank you:D |
To the WOMAN @ Red Lobster this past Saturday: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ you for wearing USED OVERALLS in 2003. Didn't those mofos go out of production back in 91 at the latest? But there you were stylin' and profilin' like you were the FIRST on the block to rock those mofos. They were crisply ironed and everything. Oh and let us not forget your BELT with the overalls. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks padna I sho appreciated that laugh. If you were not sure if my companions and I were laughing @ you, now you know. :D
EDITED!! To Kaukasian Nupe:o Welcome to GC!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ your screenname/line name. |
To My Lord and Savior: I knew you would take care of me!!! I always put my faith in you and I am blessed!
To These Job People: Thank God!! Thank you for this opportunity. I will not let you down!!!!! To OA: DAMN!!! I was only going to get my hair done!!!! I mean really. It's not like it's the end of the world. Yet again, selfishness remains. When does it end. Did you really expect me to go hanging out and getting my hair done when my professor wants me to hand in a major assignment tonight?!?!? No I think not. You'd do the same thing. Let's try to put things in perspective. TO CM: You know what, if my opinion is not important to you, don't bother call, write or visits. I know PLENTY and I do mean PLENTY of people who would like to hear what I have to say. It's good to know though that you aren't worth my time and energy after I graduate!!!!!! I'd suggest to you that you apologize quick and in a hurry but oh yeah....my opinion's not counted, is it? To Mom: Yeah I'm still mad about that super mario game. TO ME: Shake these haters off girl. Don't let people rain on your parade! |
To my African American Religion Professor: You odd, geeky, unapproachable, pompous, jackass, uppity, know-it-all bastard! How dare you?!:mad: If you can't handle a student speaking their mind or wanting an honest answer about why an essay was marked down, then perhaps education isn't your calling. Like I said and mean, you expect too much from a 200 level class. How dare you get pissed off and walk away while I'm the middle of talking to you when I pay $11,000 per year to be here. What kind of teacher are you? Yes, I realize you created the class, designed it, and picked out the texts! Who gives a rat's ass? And you called me arrogant? :rolleyes: Get a doctorate and get over it. You still SUCK as a teacher and hon, there's always room for improvement. Who am I? I'm someone who has to listen to you lecture for 15 minutes about theory before breaking up into WACK discussion groups when you should be focusing more on actual history. Don't get mad cause I told you one text book would have been sufficient. Don't get mad cause I offered suggestions. If you didn't hear it yesterday, you sure as hell would be hearing it at the end of the semester for evaluations. And don't get mad cause got told what needed to be said in front of the class. You were the one who wanted to meet early in the class so you knew other people would be there. This ain't over. If I get one more questionable grade in your class because you don't like me, please believe I'm reporting your ass to the religious studies department head.
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To the dude who went out of town for 4 days...
YO' ALARM IS TOO DAYUM SENSITIVE!!! my window faces the parking lot and for the last 4 days, i have had to hear that noise and it's making me crazy!! your alarm shouldn't go off if someone walks by it. and, i think your alarm has a personal vendetta against me. every time i lay down it goes off...every time i enter my kitchen, it goes off...your car is a shepherd for the devil!! it's plain evil!! and you had better not complain when you read all of those letters people have stuck on your windshield. what good is that alarm doing you anyway if you can't even hear it???
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OMIGOSH!!! Thank you for sharing that.. that had me CTFU!!!! lol
Not the shepard for the devil...... *gasping for air* |
To the lady who came in here for treatment a few minutes ago..., you came in here because you were in a fight with some girl in the club...now I know why! You came in here because she cut a BIG AZZ slice outta your leg...could it be because you have a nasty, crappy attitude? Huh...is that why? HC don't you ever in your life come back in here and throw stuff at me? I understand that you are hurting, but I DIDN'T CUT YOU!!! Don't throw the pen back at me, the same pen that I handed to you, don't throw your insurance card at me, don't suck your teeth and ask how long it's gonna be. Don't tell me that the last time you were here, you left because we were too *expletive* *expletive* slow, I really don't care! Don't tell me that if we take too long you are leaving, I really don't care! Don't tell me that you are bleeding to death, I really don't care! (Well, yes I do...but you have a nasty attitude!)
To the ambulance drivers who brought two OTHER females in here that were fighting each other: There are how many other emergency rooms in this town, WHY did you bring them to the SAME ER and then put them SIDE BY SIDE before telling us that they were fighting EACH OTHER???? WHY? Does that not seem crazy? Don't fail to tell us that the guy who is the father of the child of one of the women is the husband of the other! That's is important!!! To the one of the MANY detectives/deputies that have been in here tonight: You were cute!!! Shoulda got your name! ;) |
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To Teen Player #2 on Jenny Jones today: You sicken me. Your gut is OOC. How are you going to claim that you are a player just because you get the following:
You look straight SKANKY! But what took the cake was when Jenny asked: Do you do drugs? You replied: No I don't do drugs. I just smoke weed. :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: |
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Today on Jenny Jones: SLOB KIDS. . . .
to guests #1 & 2: UMM YOU FOUL!! The one sister has not taken a bath in 2 1/2 months. They showed the bedroom and they found a DISINTEGRATED banana peel. The other heffa brushes her teeth once a month. The guy who showed the room was like UGH I have the tASTE of your room in my mouth. There were toenail clippings on the floor, toothpaste tubes, etc. To Guests #3 & #4: Heffa said she wore the SAME SHIRT every day for 7 months. AIN'T NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! They do not wash their faces. It shows, looking like PUSS PALACE. To the mothers of these heffas: Beat em and throw their azzes in the tub with boiling hot water to get the FUNK off. That funk is PAST the epidermis, it is in their ORGANS. |
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#1 & 2 are sisters, same with #3 & 4, #5 & 6, and 7 & 8 -- gross gross gross. #5 & 6 had iguana "poop" on their floor mixed in with iguana food, had no sheets on the beds, etc. etc. I want to see the WHOLE house to get the WHOLE story. |
To the DUMB mother on Dr. Phil today and all the mothers that come on TV because they can't control their kids :rolleyes: :
How dare you come on TV and ask for "help" because your 11 year-old daughter dresses sexy and wears thong underwear!! PLEASE! It is too stupid of you to come on NATIONAL TV and say that you can't control what your daughter wears! Someone needs to beat the good sense that God gave you back into your stupid behind! Take some parenting classes and get some good belts in your house! Don't bring your weak butt on TV with all that crying and whimpering about how you can't do anything, while your kid shouts at the audience and laughs about how they curse you, stay out all night, get drunk, smoke, have sex, dress sexy, tries to beat you up, charges at you with knives, etc. There should NEVER be days like that! Pull yourself together and get real. To the raggedy, nasty, young girls walking the streets these days: Don't think that you are off the hook! What in the world makes you think that it is OK to lose your virginity at 10? Do you think that's cute? Sexy? Attractive? IT'S NOT!!! Wearing your tail hanging out is NOT cute and it doesn't get you anything. GET A LIFE and GET AN EDUCATION!! How can you think that you are a woman when you can't even support yourself? How can you have sex and you don't even know how to protect yourself? Stop being so HOT in the butt and learn what it takes to be a woman. Having sex, smoking, drinking, and dressing "sexy" doesn't make you a woman. To my unborn daughter (if I am ever blessed to have kids): Don't EVER think that you will be a "sexy" teen that thinks she can do whatever she wants to. NOT!! I have always stuck by the notion that I would not whip my kids, but I will light a fire under your behind if the day comes. Keep that in mind. In case y'all haven't noticed, those shows make me FURIOUS! :mad: |
To the "sisters" of the -- chapter of - - - .... : that was real cute what yawl pulled. You dont know it but Im laughin my beautiful chocolate brown ass off at yawl and will continue to do so. Im not even tripping because karma is real that visits those who deserve her. And she will be spreadin her sunshine evenly amongst yawl TRUST.
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CT4: I sure hope you didn't edit the above OL to remove identifying information! It's been a drama filled week. Why stop now??? LOL MY neighbors: Can you please do a Scott's treatment on your yard, or at least cut the grass? When you have weeds in your yard that look like trees something is WRONG!! Please don't make our property values go down 'cause you are lazy! My nephew: I know you are in college and there is a lot of peer pressure, but Auntie ain't supporting your little clothing habit anymore! Them's the LAST pair Sean John jeans you are getting from me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :p MY Mommie: Have I told you lately that I love you? You are a wonderful friend and I love our talks when I'm riding home from work, even though I'm going to hate getting my cell phone bill! My co-worker: When you come to sit and "chat" for a few minutes and I turn my back on you to do some work, get the hint. I don't want to embarass you or hurt your little feelings,but I will! I got stuff to do! My husband: Can you please finish fixing the sink in the downstairs bathroom? In the 3 months that you have needed "this tool" I could have made the d### thing! If you got in over your head then say so and just call a plumber! If you know what to do, just do the d### thing! I am tired of either having to go upstairs to use the bathroom because I can't wash my hands or washing my hands in the sink in the kitchen! The starter of this thread: Thank you! I didn't know how theraputic it could be! |
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Is it just me? People have been acting real ghetto on GC lately. :eek:
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To my co-worker:
You really get on my nerves. You ask questions that could easily be looked up. You are so lazy it's sickening. Don't talk about preferential treatment when you don't want to do your job. If I walk by your cubicle and see your draws one more day, I'm gonna bust you in the forehead. I shouldn't see your draws everyday. Why do your pants hang so low in the first place? To my team leader: When you try to explain stuff to me, I don't know what the hell you are saying. Haven't you noticed I always ask for written instructions? It takes you forever to say what you have to say....Come on Cletus! To my other co-worker Girl, if you cough one more day, I'm calling the health department on you. That is not bronchitis and it is not a smoker's cough. You told me since you quit smoking you've started coughing. Everytime I hear you cough I want to make a trip to the store and buy you cigarettes. I have a name for you that everyone knows but you. I call you Miss Cough A Lot. You need to handle that or I will bring my Lysol and spray you like I did another co-worker. If you don't believe me, keep coughing. |
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TO ANYONE who will post in the DST FORUM: We do NOT allow or CONDONE profanity. If you are confused as to what I am talking about here we go:
SH!T/BULLSH!T B!TCH F!CK MOTHERF!CKER/MOTHERF!CKA hell and damn are permissible but don't use them in excess. To anyone who cannot or WILL NOT comply, EXPECT your POST to be deleted and NO I will NOT PM you. ACRONYMS of CUSS WORDS are ALSO NOT ALLOWED up in here either. |
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To ol' girl: Yes I realize God frowns upon cursing. Hey look, I'm not perfect. I'm a work in progress and I press toward the mark of the prize daily. It's a really hard habit to break. Pray for my potty mouth. :o
To Hillary: Thank you for your call. It was all the advice and encouragement I needed. And right on time. ;) (To all: if someone is really strong on your mind, give that person a call just to see how they are doing. Your call may be what that person really needs) |
i hate tacky ISHT
To my tacky cousin: No you did NOT just send me a Yahoo greeting, inviting me to your baby shower AFTER ASKING ME for my address which I sent to you. The shower is 6 hours away on a Sunday for 2 hours. HAYLE NAW I ain't coming. I had not seen you in 8 years. I MADE the effort to talk to you. After meeting your son, I liked him enough to send him something I thought he would like and you too trife to let me know the package even came let alone say thank you. I only get a thank you so you can invite me to the shower. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, you can forget it. I try to do for anybody who I care for, but you can forget it.
To my HOMIE: You were missed. You are loved. I am glad you are back in my life. I love you and your son as my family not just as friends. Yippee Skippy HOORAY!! :D |
To the loser that works with me:
I cannot BELIEVE you had the NERVE to call me today about my email. Bottom line: students should never inform staff of ANYTHING!!! PERIOD!!! You didn't like how I sent my email? You said my email would generate three and four emails making the same point? Funny you didn't care about how many emails were being sent out to choose the bellkeeper, did you? We complained about the volume of email then, you said NOTHING. But today, 'cause I sent it to your little melanin deficient girlfriend, you gon' CALL me?! :mad: You have the NERVE to call ME to advocate for HER? You apparently don't know me, and have no idea how I have lost ALL respect for you. ALL of it. NO concept of solidarity. None. She ran her mouth. I called her on it. It was unprofessional. I called her on it. Now you mad? And you gon' CALL me?? I can't even believe that crap. :mad: And THEN have the nerve to comment on EMAIL VOLUME????? Whatever, man. 'Cause we all know why you really called. To take up for ya girl. But the kicker is you told me that she would "feel attacked." Now let's be real. WHY DO I CARE? I asked a question and stated an opinion. If she feels attacked, then that is HER issue. Why are you CALLING me to take up for her????? When you KNOW she MESSED UP????? I don't care if you talk to my boss about email procedures. I stand by my email, and I meant what I said. And if you EVER try and call me on some mess like this again, it's on. I'm puttin' you on front street. I bet this would not have even been an issue if it hadn't been your little girlfriend that got the email. And THAT, too, is unprofessional. Don't call me with no mess like that again. :mad: To the melanin deficient girlfriend: I can't even begin to put into words how pissed off I am at you. You thought you could call me and check me? Did your man pump you up? You thought you could punk me, huh? YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE!!!!! :mad: Yeah, I sent the email to you. And yeah, I copied the entire staff. IT IS A STAFF ISSUE. Stop taking everything so personal. This is not about YOU. This is about the lack of communication. YOU TALK TOO MUCH TO THE WRONG PEOPLE. My email was NOT angry. Just because I'm clearly angry on the phone ('cause between you and your dude, I'm completely outdone) does not mean I was angry when I sent the email. Now you're getting all these emails from people? GOOD. Next time you'll be on your toes. And then to have the NERVE to ask me if your dude had already called me????? What? You thought I cared about him calling? I'll tell you what I told him; I still stand by my email, and I meant what I said. Do not call me again. :mad: I mean that. I needed that, for real. |
To my roommate: I love you like a white play cuz, and we have similar music interests. I love a lot of 80s music too! BUT, it's too much of a good thing! If I hear another Billy Idol song or Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" one more time, I...will...take...my...pillow...and...smother...yo u...
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TO D.T.: I don't know what is really going on, but you have been on my mind really heavy these days. I know when it was all good, I was playing hard to get. Then when we did finally have the chance to kick it, that SHORT time went by so fast. It has been over two years since I have spoken to you and I don't know where you are. You could be chillin', fighting the war in Iraq, married with children, whatever. I just want to know. I really want to know why you have been on my mind. Are you thinking about me? I wish I knew someone that knew you so that I can find out how you are. Well, actually I do know someone that knows you, but you know that I NEVER see him. Maybe I will run into him one day. Why did I let you go.....?
*Sorry y'all. I needed that (but my heart is still heavy....) :( |
To Jay-Z: You're KIDDING, right? **listening to his "remix" of Aaliyah's "Missing You." Who T F greenlighted this? To make a tribute song is one thing. To make a tribute song using a song of the late artist = "Flaming PILE OF POO". . .your 15 minutes must be stuck on 14:30 and you are trying to resuscitate the clock of fame. She's been dead for almost 2 years and NOW you wanna do a tribute. . . :confused:
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To God Thank you for always being there...You do so much for me and I dont even deserve it...My first and most love of my life
To my roommate why must you be so nosey...whats mine is mine and whats yours is yours...If I dont want to share then thats my business....oh yea all that makeup doesnt make you cute...if you look like a beast with it off..plus it gets all over the bathroom sink... and you trying to be best friends with my evil step-sister doesnt bother me...living with you was like an insane asylum to my X sure i may have put on a few pounds that doesnt mean that Im not cute...just give me a few months and you will be crawling back...but wait...like JLO said "everybody gets a chance to burn you can take it as a lesson learned...and this can go to my other X too...dont let your looks go to your head they will not always be there To the XOX in the office YOUR NOT CUTE...I DONT KNOW WHO TOLD YOU THAT BUT YOUR NOT...LIGHT SKIN DOESNT MEAN automatically CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: |
To EBJ: All the makeup, expensive clothes, jewlery, and weave/wigs cannot cover the ugly that's inside you. Maybe we need to put you back through some things so you can learn what the real meaning of SISTERHOOD is.
To my Chapter Sorors who went where I went this weekend: Y'all are a STONE TRIP! Thank you for continually affirming why I joined Atlanta Alumnae. To my Chapter Chaplain: You are TRULY a BLESSING!! To the MC: Twenty-Two SNAPS UP for a SUPERB JOB DONE! Y'all are all that! :) To my Sorors, my SISTERS of DSQ: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!! |
To God: PLEASE don't turn your back on me. I know that I am not the most devout or faithful person on the earth. I may not pray all the time. Just know that I do need you. I want to do better, but I know that I don't put in much effort. I know that things test my faith all the time and I have to admit, I often fail. However, that is not what I want to do. I need you. I want to tell you in front of everyone. I need you. Just guide me. Through you, all things are possible. With that said, I know that its possible for you to make me into the woman that I need and want to be.
To ALL of my GC Peeps: Send some inspirational thoughts my way. I am really trying to lose weight. I am trying to become a FLY GIRL!! :D It is rough and tough and the Devil keeps getting into my head. he keeps telling me that I can't do it. I get discouraged and stop and I KNOW that I can be better. Stay on my back!! If you see me posting to much, tell me to get off of my a** and GO WORK OUT!!! :D I'm serious!! I need that. I am trying to make it I have a long way to go and I need all the support that I can get! To D.T.: I took a shout and looked you up in the Hotmail directory. I e-mailed you and you wrote back. Although it was one sentence, it was still something. Now, you asked for my phone # and I hope that you call me. I am trying to stop liking you, but I don't know if it will work. We'll see. To my "boss": You are a tired, raggedy, low down, no good, arrogant, disgusting, sorry excuse for a man. I hate your guts. I will not let you ruin my day, week, moth, year, or life. I am happy. Life is good. You make me sick. GOD IS GOOD and he is on my side!! I KNOW this!! Trust me, your day will come.... To ME: DON'T give ANYONE the power to steal your joy!! You are wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent. You have the power to do anything that you set your mind to. No one and nothing is too good for you. You determine your own worth. Stay true to yourself and know that God is not going to let you down. Things happen, but you have to hold fast to what is true. God Loves You!!! Whew! I feel GOOD!!!! :D Time to go work out! |
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To Dj
You scared the hell out of me when you were "missing". That sounded like some crackhead stuff to me. Most normal people aren't just ghost from fam for months and months. Where ever you are, I hope you're okay. To Nas Why you got to be marrying that darn Kelis? Is she black? To Little Miss Mocha Please stop acting like a hot mess at school, having your teacher think that me and your father are raising you to be a little hooligan. Please sit down, and keep the back talk to a minimum. I don't wanna have to come up there and embarrass your butt. But I will, and won't feel a bit of shame. |
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