"Whateva"
"Dude......"
Friggin

Hmm......what else...I call my boyfriend a "vag" a lot in my less than classy moments.....

"Stunt cock!" - said when something is in need of
substitutioin <----Hahahaah...Orgasmo? I stole starting my sentences with "I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin'...." from that movie. I also have random bursts of screaming "Getty Lee"

I love Orgazmo! Other wonderful lines from that movie include "I am Sancho," "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but..." and, "Jesus and I love you!"

Others I missed, not used as frequently, but still funny:

• Oooh, shiny!
• Ferret shock describes a sensory overload.
• Let me check my notes... Used when one is unsure of something.
• Hook up like trains was first said by a friend who is completely... well... just one of those people who should not know anything about sex, let alone talk about it. He was describing an argument between two people in class and gave the reason for the sudden tension between them: "Yeah, they hooked up. You know, like trains hook up?" He illustrated his point by making a circle with his left hand and poking his right index finger into it. There really was no need for the visual aid... we got it.
• While I'm up and pregnant. This one comes from a friend of mine's mother. The house was full of kids and she was 8 months pregnant. She got up and one of the kids asked her to get him a soda from the fridge. She said, "Sure, while I'm up and pregnant." So now, if somebody is running into the kitchen and you want him to grab you a glass of water, you say, "Hey, while you're up and pregnant..."
• So... how 'bout them Mets? Used when the topic is sex and someone gets too descriptive. Means, "TMI and change the subject!"
• Twitterpated describes that giddy, butterflies-in-the-stomach, thirteen-year-old, can't-keep-my-mind-off-him state that ensues when you first meet somebody new and you're completely smitten. The word was invented by my big. Twitterpation has no remedy, nor can the symptoms be easily treated, but the condition usually runs its course in 7-10 days. It is not fatal, but it can cause major distraction.

PS: Can you tell I'm a Sluggy addict?

Phrases and words I tend to use:
*random*
*scandalous*
*y'all*(a little something I picked up in school down south which my friends up here make fun of me for)
*That was friggin awesome!*

"Damn dirty hippies!"- We have alot of greek-hating hippies at our school

"Hell to tha naw!"

"Whoa there, Chachi"

"Word on the street is..."- When you get some second-hand knowledge

"Ach, Dammit!"

"Uggghhhh, right"- When you really hate doing something

"F**k the dumb s**t"

"Don't be that guy"

"let's not, and say we did"

"Put the rush faces on"- After a night of drinking we have to put on non-hangover/exhausted faces for morning philanthropy days and rush events

keep the orgazmo! alive!
 

"smells like dammit" (why does my truck smell like dammit? or
oh god, it smells like dammit in here.)

*"cowboy up"

I picked up a bunch of phrases while at working at space camp this summer...

my catch phrases are

Cowboy up/cowboy down
Roger that
Copy that
Negative
standby

I also say

sup buddy
scandelous
not so much
don't be THAT guy

"Does that scare anyone else but me"

"...Ultimately...." I guess it's good I'm majoring in poly-sci so I can use unnecessary fillers like this. Ex: "So should I ultimately be in the right hand lane?"

LOL My boyfriend says this exact same thing all the time.

XOXO,
Annie.

I can't believe I forgot to put "Abort" on this thread!!!

I use that anytime I don't think something should be done or should be passed up. Like "those eggs are looking pretty sketchy, better abort on them..." (If I was at space camp with my fellow counselors the appropriate reply would be "roger that")

I forgot some

~yeah, but no
~I'm sooooooo confused!
~and this random guy.....
~not so much

Damn you!

What the f*ck ever...

close but no cigar
random
sketchy
ghetto
faboo
what the f--k?
shiznick
mad/mad ass (such as "I have mad studying to do" or "there were mad ass parties last weekend")
freaking hell
dumbass
what a tool

I might have posted this before,

de veras (spanish for "really")

Heard this one last night. A bit graphic. Funny as hell. Used to describe a part of the female anatomy. Read the conversation, "Dude, I hooked up with Julie last night." "no way man, she hot! So she finally let you take a peak at the meat curtain huh?"

hahhah.

"HOTT WITH 2 T'S!"
"Gracias!"
"Hola!"
"That's random!"
"No s***!"
"What the f***?"
"Jinkies!"
"Shikies!" (pronounced Sh hike ees)
"Sketchy!"
"Skeevy!"
"Yikes!"
"Woohoo!"

LOL We make "that guy" references all the time!

I'm visiting home right now, so I feel as though my vocabulary has been reduced the junior high school that my brothers go to. I keep saying:

"lameass"
or a variation, "whatever lameass"

and then my "lameass" brother tried to convince me that I was totally lame for not knowing these new words that he used incessantly. For two days, he kept saying "Man, Melanie. You totally sucksore!" "What?! Cheerios! That rocksores!" "You don't know what that means?! Man you sucksore! Everyone knows what sucksore means." He made me feel totally lame until he revealed that this is some clever "gaming" language that computer people use when they are playing those role-playing games.

In my "real" life, I say the phrase "Damn Gina!" (from Martin) a lot, and use the word "shortly" quite often.
Also I love it when my friend from work tells me, "Girl! You are too many things."

"that's random"
"frat-tastic" :D although I think "frat" term itself is offensive

"Holy Snikees"
"HE-LLO!!"
"Good god mighty joe friday, what in the sam hill are you doing!?!?"
"That is sooo Led" - that means 'that is really cool'
"cool beans"
"nerd"
"well f$#@!!"

this one is gross but....floss with my pubic hair'!

forgot one
 

I also say:

"Work with what you've got, till you get what you want"