Is this to become another continuance of the "Prejudism" thread?

Please say no:D

I can't believe none of you bothered to include this one yet!
 

Since it's obvious that ya'll don't know how to stay on topic.. :rolleyes: :D

Billy, where the hell are you? Is old Woodie still alive or did he finally bite the dust? Har de har har!!! :D

rofl OTW! I forgot all about that thread. That was very memorable!

yeah that was definately a great thread..but hands down all time favorite has to be 'ho be lookin like predator" i dont think i've ever laughed so hard while reading GC..

Re: I can't believe none of you bothered to include this one yet!
 

I was wondering the same thing, I am waiting for the day he and UF_Pike crosses each other's path. :D

I wonder what you could do to a "Benz" with a chainsaw.

Hey yall. Hope everything is ok out there for everyone. My GC time tapered off when school let out this spring. I quit my engineering internship and went to work fulltime at the restaurant I bartend at. Now I bartend and actually have a hell of a good job managing too. The money is even comparable once you factor in the gas bill for my truck with the 100 mile roundtrip to the office. I get to sleep late now, go to work, get off work, drink, then go to bed and get up and do it all again. I figure Im gonna do this my last year of school and kinda relax, seeing as how Ive been in the engineering field so I think I gotta plenty of experience to put on my resume when I graduate.

Also, I have found the mecca of all games, which is beer pong. There are 13 KA's living in my neighborhood this summer, and factor in all the sorority girls, and most of them work in the restaurant industry, and we all usually get home at the same time, and I will let you all draw your own conclusions. Im single for the first time in 9 years and I damn well mean to enjoy it.

AND WE GOT A HOOTERS IN THIS PO DUNK TOWN!!! RIGHT DAMN ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! God help me.

Ok update on Billy is over. Thanks for wondering about me.

Best GC line: Earp, when he said tingle in my dingle to someone, and I dont know who it was. I thought that was pretty good.

I havent read alot from this UF Pike guy, but he seems to be suffering from small penis syndrome, or something comparable. Add in the fact that he is probably suffering from lack-of-nookie, and your left with el humungo douche bag. I justify my petty name calling with the bitch comment in the fat chicks post. And given the fact that he is just here to push everyones buttons, might as well sling a little shit back at him.

Kentucky people.....*Sigh*


You know its kinda funny that you are a KA. You see one night my brothers and I got drunk and cut off all the water to my toliet. we then took paper towels and dried it out. We then got a permanet marker and wrote the letters K-A on the bottom. Thus when we piss and shit, its always on top of your letters.

Also, you just now know about the beer pong game? Dude, I knew about that shit when i was in high school, which was over 4 years ago. You back woods, country ass, white honkies dont get out that much do you? Some how it doesnt surprise me that you just now found out about it. Anyone guy whos in a fraternity that has the Confederate flag in their pictures and a Civil War replica cannon outside their frat house, their always the last find shit out. Maybe I ought to give you a blood hound and slap some overalls on you, maybe then we can call you Jed Clampet.

As for using the el humungo douche bag comment, STOP playing off my comments, I called someone a douche bag on here and now your calling me one. It wasnt an idea in your head, it was me speaking in a previous post, which i may have already deleted.

As for the small penis remark. Often times i have noted that the ones who make fun of the guys with "ego problems", are normally the ones who are very jealous and usally have the little peepee. What is it with you guys on GC and your penis obsessions? Are you that anxious to see my cock?

You remind me, almost to the bad grammar ( like mine), of Ka's here. I bet you go around with a Cowboy hat on all the time and a HUGE dip of Copenhagen in your lip, am I right? I may be worng about the hat, but i'm sure you dip. And also, stop stealing ATO's drink---Bourbon---thats an ATO drink---Steve Spurrier was an ATO, dont make our football legend look bad with your stupid stories while you drink your bourbon. Although I'll have to admit, I was laughing my ass off when i read how you chopped up your TV while drunk. It reminded me of one night last fall after a football game, a Horse shitted on my foot. This was a police horse and I didnt see the cop on him. the horse ran into me and then shitted on my foot. I responded with a "High ho Silver" remark and then slapped the horse's ass. I think I spooked him cause he took off running. The other horse must have not liked me either cause he almost pissed on me, I started yelling at him and the other cop jumped off his horse, he couldnt believe why i was so mad.I told him I dont like mules anyhow, I think that pissed him off even more. I was about to be taken to jail but some of my friends that play football brought out their football cards and I took the one i looked like most and flaunted it to the cop. He then told me to go home and he would be speaking to our coach. Luckily for me I dont really play football and the guy whos Id it was, never got in trouble. Just another one of the drunken expierences.

Sorry to interrupt you guys pissing contest, but this story is freaking hilarious. I sorta question its validity, but it is hilarious nonetheless.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I kinda question it's validity too, nevertheless a horse bit my boobs once. So it may be true. :D

Honestly, next time you are standing in the middle of a street after coming out of a club and there are cops on horses around you, see if they dont write you a ticket for 90$. Thats alot better I think than getting put in jail for assulting an officer. I cant believe they consider horses officers. Besides they didnt have time to deal wiht me because we were in a back ally outside the club called Loft. There about 500 people all around us in that small ally and I think all the police wanted to do was disperse the crowd, not deal with me.

UF PIKE
 

Uhm, just a clarification, but what is wrong with people from Kentucky? I am sure you didn't really mean EVERY Kentucky Person, because I know that you, (being an educated college person) would NEVER assume that all Kentucky people are like that, especially not your precious PIKES here... I don't think your brothers would appreciate that I know I sure as hell don't!

UF_Pike,


Don't be trashing beer pong (or beirut as we call it) just because it's a drinking game that actually requires some skill to be good at it, unlike a lot of card games like asshole. Try playing four or five games in row of it and see how you're feeling after you're done, mr. "i'm so macho, yada yada yada"

In case you don't read my signature, I'm from Montana, so let all the redneck, hick, and unabomber cracks fly, since I really don't give a rat's ass. By the way, we have Pikes here too, so if you're going to generalize, you're stereotyping some of your brothers too.

This was a cool thread....
 

Attention everyone,

UMMM, CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC PLEASE? THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT TALKING TRASH AND HAVING A SNAPPY COMBACK! :rolleyes:


ok, another favorite of mine is was when a certain person was called by Dionysus..."

GC'S VIRTUAL PUNCHING BAG! :D

I'm going to have to say that I never liked the idea of this thread to begin with. It seems like the entire point is to degrade other people by parading their comments in front of others and show how stupid they can be.

I'm sure the *intent* was to get a few laughs but it's naturally degenerated to this.

Oh, I think it's kind of fun. I'm going to have to think of some funny things to say, though, so I can degenerate the thread.

What the Fuck, buddy?

If people cared so much about child exploitation, then Gary Coleman would have a better career. - Optimist Prime

This is the best thing I've read all day.

KABM, congrats on the new Hooters.

Oh, and incidentally, the past tense of the verb "shit" is "shat." If the males of the board want to have virtual jousting contests, fine, but bad grammar is just uncalled for.

I thought it was "shitted". :D

Or this one....a little background first....

SigmaChiCard
Senior Member

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Louisville, KY, USA
Posts: 915
Fall is God's present to us for having been good all through the past two seasons. What can one not absolutely adore about fall? It truly is the perfect season. Leaves changing, the scent of burning leaves in many places, brisk mornings, camping, fireplaces blazing, (soccer in full swing ), thick sweaters, candy corn, snap wool or fleece blankets, wool socks, scarfs. Fall is the season of romance, and their always seems to be a generally more pleasant aire to people during the fall, a happiness that isn't always there. In Kentucky, one feels the effect of every season very strongly. My memories from the fall in my youth are ever-present, making fortreses out of fallen leaves, building treehouses while vacant of leaves so that when they came back, the house was done and was then perfect, doing school projects pasting colored leaves to cardboard, looking out of the windows of my little private grade school at the huge tree near-by changing like a chameleon with the trees in its background. Fall practically forces me to sit under trees on campus and read, to go on pics-nics, long, long bike rides. My life is honestly 100% different in the Fall than it is at any other time, it's 200% better. The Fall Season is a miracle, and whom cannot do anything but love a miracle?

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And than the responses....

KABillyMac
Senior Member

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Ky
Posts: 469
Ah yes. This post, the briskness of the fall air nipping at my little nose, and the lighthearted thoughts of leaves gracefully falling from the trees like little angels coming to rest on the ground has caused me to want to stoke up the fire and get plowed on corn whiskey. Lovely. Just lovely.



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Lil_G
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Fall is definitely the best time of year: walking to and from work in the freezing rain, waking up in the morning to the frost on my windows and coming home at night to brisks winds which plummet the temperaturs way below zero. Fall is the season of anticipation: waiting for winter and waiting for exams. It's the season of road work, the season of rodent overpopulation, and raccons chewing up ppl's garbage.....
wait, what was this about again...?

Darn it people, why must you butchered her royal highness English? IT"S FOOTBALL, not soccer.

BTW, welcome back Billy. Miss ya buddy.

OK what is wrong with the tingle in my dingle?!!!!

SigCard, Thanks for your help!:cool:

You of little age have NO CLUE if your dingle dont tingle!

Damn Do I of all people want my dingle to tingle! All of the Ladys That I want to dingle with are in NY or Hawaii!

Is not life in hell living in Kansas!:p :p ;)

Hmmm, I think it is Tom. If term "hell on earth" don't apply to here, i don't know what does!

What did we do that soooo bad to get sent here? :p

Haha. Actually, I believe that THIS was the most entertaining post of the day.

Arya, Granted, you call it football, but a bunch of guys runnin around in shorts wifth funny hair dos with the largest amount of population of people in the world, and you have the the Balls to call that Foot Ball? HE HE!:)

Best things I like about the Soccor Players in Kansas City WaS THE wIVES! Oops the f up button!

Wille Roy and Horst Muhelmen do you remember them?

Since this is turning into a "Greatest hits" thread - my favorite thread was the 'Embarrassing moments' thread. Hysterical:

Or, from the best poster in the short history of Greekchat.com (same thread):

That's the best "throw-in" I've ever fucking heard.

I got nothin on either of these stories . . . or this classic, from AKA_Monet that certainly stirred the poopy (but was hysterical):

A total classic.

I think my fav post comes from this very thread...made me laugh...


UF_Pike: Id say I pissed you off

PM_Mama: Id say your an asshole


cracks me up... :D
LOL

THIS is the funniest quote ever from the Did you all know..... thread in Chit Chat.:D

Here is a similar thread http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...threadid=10550

just to easy.......
 

Really, this is kinda like taking candy from a baby. I almost feel bad about what I'm about to do. Almost.

Lets start off with the burning issue, fuckwad. Spurrier is gone. He's always gonna be gone. No more will be desperatly trying to run up the score on anyone in the SEC. That whining bastard is getting his potrait pissed on daily now by Mr. Fulmer. Hated to get a plug in for the Vols there, but figured it followed suit here. Let it go.

Bourbon. That has to be the stupidist comment I have ever personally read on this board. An ATO drink? Exclusively huh? I would just like to say that I am proud that everyone on this board was able to witness your stupidity with that comment. Kentucky is the home of bourbon, dickneck. Until Makers Mark, Jim Beam, Labbot and Graham and the like are solely owned by ATO's then I will gladly still jump on top of a mountain and give you the bird while humbly sipping bourbon. Douche bag. Oh shit, forgive me for the copyright infringement.

Beer pong. Like sunshine, indoor plumbing, and huked on fonics, beer pong (beirut) was a late arrival here. Glad to see that you and the "hommies" were playing as a fetus. My little brother and myself are 73 games undefeted as of 1 41 am this morning, so if you care to dust off your skills jump on a plane and ride your happy ass up here.

Now to this usless, piece of shit story "The Horse That Shitted on My Foot". Thank you for that. I would like to say that I am truely stupider for reading that piece of trash. Not only do I question the validity of the story (ok, the cop jumps off his horse and you have the time to run your pansy ass over to a football player and grab and ID then wave it in his face) but honestly, I wish the damn horse had kicked your brains in.

PS. I dont dip. I dont wear cowboy hats. Two stereotypes I wont be taking credit for in your feeble attempt to construct a paragraph.

PSS. I would refrain from disrespecting my race (i.e. the honkey comment). Again, the invitation to load your sorry ass up and discussing this whole thing over is always open.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, you piece of aardvark shit.

Re: just to easy.......
 

Hey, we're all still dealing with the pain. Please respect our loss. I'm going into my sophomore year and I'm really hoping sometime in the next three years we get to go to the big bowl game (we were so close this past fall! I actually cried when we lost to Tenessee, and I do NOT cry over sports!) My parents, diehard UM fans, are already making fun of me at home...I was hoping at GC I could find a little solace. *sigh* Ok, I'm done being melodramatic now. :D

wow!
 

DAMN!:eek:

Re: just to easy.......
 

That some of the funniest (bleep) I've ever heard. Even funnier then Glitter.

Re: just to easy.......
 

There you go, BillyMac, making me swoon again.......

We've missed you something awful, babe!;)

Re: love the grits
 

I'm actually a NYC gal, and have adopted New England as my new hometown, and I LOVE GRITS! I just finished a bowl of them as a side to an egg and bacon omelette! And I eat them with salt, butter, and pepper!

BillyMac, I'm glad that you're back!!!:D

Re: just to easy.......
 

Billy Boy, glad to see you back. Missed ya bro. Was starting to think it was solely up to me and the fine Aggie gals to defend all things southern on this board.

*lifesaver raising a glass in toast to KABM.

My 2 cents to follow tomorrow when I get a chance.

I'm a southern gal! I love grits. Especially with chesse. yum!:D :D