ROTFLMAO!!! The one with the middle aged lady who is advertising summer's eve (feminie wash) is also creepy.

Yes, any commercial where people openly admit that they have genital herpes is not cool. I didn't need to know that. I also had issues back in the day when Bob Dole was advertising Viagra.

What I hate the most are those drug commercials where they tell you everything except what the drug is for! They did that for Viagra before the drug's uses were talked about on Leno & Letterman. "Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you." Who, me? Imagine me, a twenty-one year old girl, walking into my doctor and asking her if I should think about going on Viagra. I think not!

The Zoom-Zoom kid needs to go back to Eton.

My favorite commercial is for the Progressive website... the one with the online cheating boyfriend voodoo doll. If I'm in the other room and I hear that one come on, I run out and watch it and cheer! I know it's slightly twisted, but I think it's awesome!

KKG Yep!

It must have been the Cheese, Love! As love Cheese!

How to lose weight, BullShit!

The cook better, BS bought it! BS!

ON ON ON ETC ETC! We are buying this stuff and getting Screwed but keep doing it, Me Included!

Ah well getting Hungry now and is getting DIN DIN Time!!

Fried Steak, Baked Tater, Salad, Blue Cheese, with Olives, Bacon Bits, Butter Garlic Large Croutons well what the heck what ever!

Single and can cook and do Wash! Live in Kansas!
Dont do house wirk! Hell cannot even spell it! Makes me nervous!:D

The sound effects on the Mach 3 Turbo commercial make the whole thing sound like a horrible power point presentation.

the commercials i despise are the ones that usually get shown locally... usually for a car dealership in town or a "people's laywer" that will help you get your money from your insurance company. I am sorry... the People's Lawyer looks like Dirk Diggler.

LOL LOL LOL...I assume you mean from the waist up. :D

as for everyone in western/central PA - "There's no fee unless we get money for YOU!"

I think those guys are everywhere. In Denver we have Attorney Frank Azar - "I'll get YOU as much as I can, as fast as I can!"

I forgot one. Now that someone mentioned local commercials, I hate local insurance company commercials. Anyone who lives in NOVA/DC/MD knows the "Go Gebco" commercials and the ones for Senate auto insurance "Kiss my bumper, just kiss it! HAHAHA!" ACK!

nikE
 

ditto to whoever said the one about the teeth, they also have a commercial where this chicken is chasing this guy. Now I find the man talking about it funny("he cannot fool the chicken") but it's obvious that they are just throwing the poor chicken around, all of a sudden the chicken comes flying out from around a corner like someone threw him! I'm sorry but I don't like when animals are abused like that:(



QTE

Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that goldfish are "the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off"? I don't know who thought that would be a good jingle.

OMG!!!

yesterday i happen to be flipping the channels and i came across a commercial that was on one of those fox family channels or something and it was GROWN UP BODIES WITH TALKING BABY HEADS! it was for some kind of candy, obviously targeted to kids, but it was soooo freaky! it was like taking that talking baby from that show "bob" and putting it's head on like john goodman! AHHH!

That commercial freaks me out. :eek:

Watson's Pool & Spa Depot
 

it's in Tennessee. same old dude and younger girl have been on the commercial for years. she keeps getting older. they keep putting her in bathing suits next to a pool. the Watson's girl...that's scary.

OMG!!! I hate that Watson's GIRL!!!!! I remember when I was in 5th grade thinking she was repulsive! And year after year, theres more! So I'm thinking the commercils have stopped, then I went home last Christmas and saw another one! She gets older, but NEVER changes!!!

Thanks for the Nashville, TN nostalgia I miss!

Ivory

I just saw a new butterfinger commercial with an oolder couple sharing a candy bar. When he slides it over to the girlfriend, she refuses to eat, then you realize she has no teeth because he takes his out and slides them over to her! Ugh gross!

Ever since the Firm, I am convinced hes pure evil. Never enjoied watching a grandfather get the shit kicked outta him so much as I did at the end of that flick. lol

My commercial I cringe at is that damned AOL 7.0 commercial that CNN plays about 50000 times a morning. UGH. Those people are wya too happy about AOL. First, the commercial is all up LOUD. Then, those fools, "You have mail! I wonder who that guy is?" Who fu*king cares who he is? and then, "They are the nicest, most friendly people I know." So sad for you, if the AOL help desk is your only source for validation and affirmation. Those people are all stepford people. CREAPY.

Anyone who hocks what we use for paper mache (I swear Oat meal is NOT for consumption) MUST be evil.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one disturbed by that Goldfish jingle.

This from the girl who refused to eat animal crackers as a child.

Those Brady Bunch Old Navy commercials are sooo corny.

Re: Watson's Pool & Spa Depot
 

Ack!! She's on all the time in Little Rock! I swear at certain times of day and on certain channels it is twice every commercial break. One thing I definitely could do without down here! My husband cannot stand the sound of her voice, either, and he always has to mute or change the channel when a Watson's commercial comes on.

That one commercial about staying in school..." I was on the honor roll and everything and den I got pregnant....now I got 2 babies....I dont wanna live like dis, I wanna be somebody...UGH, I CANT stand that commercial!!!

LOL!!! I HATE the Kiss my bumper commercial...I thought it was kinda funny when I first saw it, but now it is just annoying!!

The commercial for virgin mobile or whatever. Its soo freaky and weird. I mean I don't know if it any people besides everyone in the tri-state area have seen it. But still you NJ, NY, Penn, Connecticut peepz prob have (its fairly new so keep a look out for it). Basically its an art class where they are all drawing how they feel about their cell phones. It is by far the weirdest commercial I have seen in my whole entire life. Trust me when you guys see it, you will have to agree. You don't even know what they are selling until the commercial is done!

don't forget
 

HE CANNOT FOOL THE CHICKEN! http://www.plauder-smilies.com/chicken.gif

It doesn't necessarily freak me out, just makes me laugh at the irony of life. It's for "Delaware Title Loans" or something with bad credit. The kicker is that the guy who is pushing this is MC Hammer!!! Because he went through that huge bankruptcy, it's so funny that this is what he chooses to do!!

Ok, explain this to me:

TACO BELL is supposed to sell tacos, burritos, quesadillas, right? HISPANIC food, right?

Well, then why is it that their new meal, that bowl with the beans and meat and chesse and other crap in it, is advertised as "Le Package Totale"............as in......FRENCH??

I'd rather got to Robertos, Hilbertos, Adolfos, Gilbertos or any other hole in the wall place, they're good even though sometimes you ask for a carne asada burrito but they give you a chicken taco.

I am very disturbed by Kmart's Joe Boxer commercial with the Black guy dancing around like a moron in boxer shorts.

Yeah, that Joe Boxer one is quite annoying.

Have you guys seen the one with the little kid talking about the air freshener in the bathroom? He says something like "How can something so small make such a big smell?" and his mom replies "You tell me." Ok, I really don't think it's necessary to talk about how much this kid's crap stinks. They're in the bathroom, I think you can get the idea without actually talking about it. YUCK.

Picture This:

Guy walking down street, anvil bout to drop RIGHT on his head.

"Can you hear me now? Good!"

Same guy with a gun to his head, pulling out his wallet:

"Can you hear me now? Good!"

Same guy, bout to fall into a pit of molten lava:

"Can you hear me now? Good!"

Same guy, getting choked:

"Can you he.............yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Get the point?

I love that Boxer commercial!

The guy looks sooooo silly. :) I have to smile every time I see it. :D

ugh! i hate the virgin mobile commercial! whats with the girl going to eat the old cheese sandwich leaving that trailer, and going to a place that serves pancakes and hugs with a guy singing in a members only jacket??? maybe it would make more sense if it were in english, but i doubt it.

(i think this is one of those regional commercails)

the volkswagen comerical that has the guy driving to the church wedding and busting in the door right as the priest says "if there is anyreason speak now or whatever he says.

I just saw that commercial a few minutes ago and I'm like, 'PLEASE, make him stop!!!'

Anyway, there's this other Volkswagen commercial where this guy is looking at this Jetta, and the salesperson walks out with two customers to show them the Jetta. Worried that they might want this car, he licks the door handle!!! Then a message pops up that says, "Mark your territory"! :eek:

That commercial is kind of gross, but it cracks me up! :D

Did anyone see the hair commercial where the hair split in half like it was talking? I THINK it was a commercial. I know it did that in the movie The Haunting, but I coulda sworn it was in a shampoo commercial!

SCARY!

Hootie

the listerine commercial where the guy is shown using the mouth wash and making all those stupid faces....i'm sorry, but at 7:30am i don't want to see that. it annoys me and sort of grosses me out all at the same time. i would be perfectly fine if they just showed the bottle of listerine and said, "you should buy this". not some guy who is looking all wacked out on mouth wash! ugh!

these are funny. Another one the freaks me out for some reason is that mitsubishi one with "days go bye and still i dream of you. Days when i could live my life with out you. Without you." song. What is it about car commericals and techno music that make me feel like there is something dark and twisted within my soul that needs to expressed so I won't go insane?

Has anyone seen the latest Bugle Boy commercials?? The ones where the dog keeps humping the guy's leg in various different settings?? Like in one, the guy is walking down the street and the dog runs up and starts doing his thing. In another, the guy is sitting at like, the DMV or something, and again the dog comes out of nowhere and starts humping the guys leg?? Icky!! I hate that!! I don't need to see that!! :eek: :mad: