OKAY!!

Maybe this song should be 'I don't know the words to half of songs' because half of these threads are misquoting lyrics like crazy. . .

I agree that LFO is doing some silly things with their lyrics but it 'Cherry Bubblicious and Coco Pops, got you on my mind and it just won't stop. Tilt a whirl, baby girl slip n slide. . .' I think during half of their songs. . .they are talking about toys and food made popular when they were growing up. If you remember in 'Summer Girls ', they mention several popular 80s trends.

edited to add:
With Ludacris, if you grew up in the suburbs(like me), you probably wouldn't get half of the lyrics of his songs. Most black people know what he's talking about. But I do know that you guys know about 'HOs' so if you understand how you can 'take a ho to hotel. . .hos tell everybody even the mayor. . .' Because that entire song relates to almost everyone I know.

And with the Nelly's #1 lyrics, it 'you can't hold me if your last name was Hanes' as in Hanes underwear. If you don't get that, you're truly lost in the world.

As for dumbest songs. . .I don't think their dumb but I don't get them. . .some of the songs I like though. ..

'Proudest Monkey' -Dave Matthews Band
early Ozzy
'Tonight, Tonight' SP
some of the Stone Temple Pilots songs
Song 2-Blur


and the ever popular dumb song 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. . .the lyrics in the middle 'an albino, a mosquito, a libido'. . .what the?!?!

LOL, you're talking the "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega. Yeah, it's a silly song :D

Whoa .... never really worked it out until just now. Is it related to the Titanic? Owwwww ... how romantic ... :rolleyes:

ooh the humpty dance :) we play that song at our mixers hehe...

omg...."that entrie song relates to almost everyone i know"????---LOL!!! i freakin looove that song! i think "why you take a ho to a hotel" is the best line ever created.....sooo funny. i love ludacris....

and yes, lou bega...thank you! :D

R. Kelly's entire "Ignition" song. Totally cracks me up though. Some of the local DJs did a "dramatic poetry reading" of the song on their morning show. It was extremely funny! :)

Yeah someone else thinks Ignition is dumb! I can't stand it when he saysGive me a beep beep, a toot toot
I'm laughing as I read this and hoping no one in the library is paying attention.

Maybe the "Ignition" song's lyrics are dumb, but I like it! :)

My friend was very bored and idle at work one day. She took the lyrics from "Ignition" and rewrote them to analyze all the pedophilia and pervert references R. Kelly was subliminally saying. She also rewrote "Bonnie and Clyde 03" by JayZ and Beyonce to "Me and My Hair Weave". She always makes up her own lyrics to songs and sings along to the radio.

Our current favorite is in "Pimp Juice"
"You ain't from Russia why you rushing around" cracks us up.
"He was a boy she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious" I just hate Avril...I want to strangle her with that dumb tie.

"...and semen stains the mountain tops, and semen stains the mountain tops..."

Sorry...this song is called "Communist Daughter", I can't remember the band, but man..they were odd.

Where you listening to 95.7 Jamz?? If so, I remember that day. I was driving to school craking up. The people in the car next to me prolly though I was crazy...lol...:D

I think I was listening to 103.7....but it was possible they copied their idea and used it. (By the way I can't stand those new morning people Ace and TJ or whatever!)

maybe not the song , but the video for "feeling on your booty" was cool.

the name of the group is Digital Underground

mandy's first lil song.....

blah, blah, blah, "i'm mis-sin you like candaaaaaaaaay"

eh? missing like candy? who? what? okaaaay?

maybe i've misunderstood what she's singing all this time, but if you can't enunciate, please shut up. :) i can't handle it when i can't understand what ppl are singing....i love christina aguilera, but she gets her words all jumbled together, and for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY what in the heck is mystical saying at ANY point?

"u keep bumpin me against the wall....and i know i let it slide b/fo....but until you see me.....trust me...you ain't seen bouncin back"---is that even right?!? it took me forever to figure all that out.......let alone "shake your ass"....i think i can pick out about 10 words total....shake, ya, ass, watch, yo'sef, show, me, what, cho', workin, with...ok, 11..... ;)

OK I HAVE WON THE COMPETITION:

A new song called Stepdaddy. Who the hell sings this?? Anyone???


Well anyway these little kids are like, singing, and this really mean guy raps:
-I'ma call your mama
-Call my mama
I'ma tell your mama
(Kids) tell my mama
You're so bad
(Kids) I'm so bad, you just mad cuz you aint my dad

This song seriously blows!!!! Anyone else heard it?? Then the kids are singing the itsy bitsy spider and he's yelling "shut up! go to bed!" wow................

Can anyone say....
 

Eddie Murphy??

"My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime"
BLEH STUPID

Another LFO gem is their song "I wanna sex you up" (not a single)

"I wanna sex you up! UHHHHH! Come girl let's get it on!"

Yeah, I totally understand that.
Like I stated before, I have come to like her. (I think it was that time in my life...another story)
And as a woman with small breasts, I love that message!;)

if this song blows, why is it receiving big time air play?
it's one of those things that unless you relate, you don't get it.

good gracious, ass is bodacious

Actually, that's not too bad. lol! :p

Um no really, I do get it. Just b/c I don't have a stepdad doesn't mean I can't understand...but lets not act like its "quality rap". The day that some little kid yelling "You aint my dad" to a horribly repetitive melody is considered a "good" song is rapidly approaching and it scares the shit out of me. Trust me, big time air play is NO guarantee that there's anything quality on the radio.
Even if you think it is, that has nothing to do with it. This thread is about dumb lyrics, and those lyrics are stupid. End point.

'Just like two gorillas in the jungle making love'
--R. Kelly, "Snake"

WTF?????

:eek:

BTW, Hitman Sammy Sam sings "Stepdaddy". I agree, it's a stupid song, but it grows on you. It's kind of funny!

the whole point was to make fun of stepdaddies and bad stepkids who run and tell their mums

it's the same concept as the song. . .i think it's 'that's just my baby daddy'. . .

No no no. The best line in that song is "I love you like a fat kid love cake." Cracks me up every time.

NO DOUBT!!! that isht makes me giggle like craaaazy! :D

"i'm not a girl....not yet a woman"-britney ugh

OOOOH....that must be why you're a skank wad!! :rolleyes:

That is absolutely the funniest line in the song.

From 1962...

"Funniest sound I ever heard,
And I can't understand a single word,
Now are you serious or are you play'n,
Ooh, mau mau is all she's say'n,
Papa ooh, Papa papa papa ooh...

Papa Ooh mau mau, papa ooh mau mau,
PaPaPa Ooh mau mau mau,
Papa ooh mau mau..."

From the song Papa Ooh Mau Mau by the Rivingtons.

Honest, it's a real song.

The words are almost as good as "The Surfin' Bird" by the Trrashmen.