*snap snap* you go girl lol

I guess the lesson is if you want some oral favors invest in a shower and some soap... and pineapple juice!
P.S. This is some of the nastiest/funniest stuff that I have ever read in my life! :eek:

I can see how that would be much worse than Smegma.....:rolleyes:

that is disgusting, i think you should lay off the oral sex in cases like that.

Nasty, nasty boys don't mean a thing,
Oh you nasty boys!

Cream: How 80's.

The rest of you. Yeah I am just Sure Skip's comment was just sooooooooo much more disgusting than this entire thread.

Skip, great a way to make a girl really neurotic would be to tell her you can always tell when she is having her period because of the odor. Poor girl.

James, stop picking on me! BTW, what's wrong with the 80's? :p

Well, i guess the answer to skip's question is yes, since no one wants to answer. But I don't see how a little blood could hurt anybody.

Cream,

Just teasing you sweetie, I actually wrote that in a flirtatious way, it just doesn't show well in print. ;)

Nothing wrong with the 80's love the music.

James,
You are a big flirt! ;)

James, do you have Brown Eyes?;) :D

I do! (And as a matter of fact I'm pretty sure James does too...and a pretty sexy pair at that! At least that's what I've been told!) ;)

not to be gross, but i've heard also that vegetarians taste better. since meat in the body decays and all...the lack of that decaying from not eating meat may produce a fresher smell there for girls..too bad i love red meat! but maybe there is something to this vegetarianism!

I dont know about that... some of the vegitarians I know have some of the worst gas known to man!!!

Oh me, Oh my...
 

Whoa!! I had no idea what this thread was about. At least I learned a few things...like some of ya'll are straight up freaks. Ha, ha, ha!! Just jokes, people, just jokes!! ;)

BTW, until someone explained the whole pineapple juice method, I was thinking that guys were supposed to stick their junk in a glass. :o

And not peeing on a date? :eek: That's outta control!! Not to be gross or anything, but don't they have those feminine wipes? That might be a better solution than holding it. Then again, they might leave behind a bad taste. :eek: But it's worth a try. There's just gotta be a better way than holding it.

Wow people, since the advice goes both ways I am just going to have to print this out, make copies, and hand them out to my dates in advance . . . and then Duck!:eek:

Somewhat tangential to this topic, a friend of mind has a saying. this applies to women performing oral sex on men:

There are those who won't do it.

There are those that will do it because the love you.

And, there are those that will do it because they love it. These are the ones you cherish and marry.

*****HOLY $HIT!!!*****
 

This is BY FAR the most hilarious/controversial thread I've ever read!!!!!!!!!! :D It's a good thing I'm just in my dorm room by myself, or my roomie would think I was psycho b/c of my laughing so much! :eek:

Hehe I'm a vegetarian...yeah, let's not get into that. As far as the vegetarian GAS thing goes, "beans beans they're good for your heart!" you know the rest. :p

Oh and not to be gross (like this topic could get any worse LOL), but what is it with guys wanting to kiss a girl on the mouth right after he goes down on her?!? YUCK!

Another thing
 

ROTFLMAO!!!! As soon as I read that I imagined "The Ladies' Man" from Saturday Night Live saying that!!!! He always says "wang" LOL.

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hey, i've heard a lot worse, could have been a rimmer...

LOL
 

:D LOL :D No comment!!

Ronnie ;)

*MEGA GAGS*

:eek: :eek: :eek: :o

OMG you guys are sick!:eek:

Just starting to get sick now Cream? What about before? lol

You Can Tell by....
 

You know, I happen to know of a Navy marching cadence that addresses this very issue ! Unfortunately, propriety prohibits me from posting the words here, but it's dang funny :D

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Ok Im old...what is a rimmer?

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I second that question...what IS with that? Blech - I make my man get up and brush his freaking teeth. If i wanted to taste that I would either just sit home and do it or date a woman! lol. i think i have no crossed the line in gross-ness.
LOL Zeta :D

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ahhhh hahahaha, well how can i say this without pushing this thread over the line....it involves oral sex that can be performed by either gender.

Rimmer: Anal ORal SEx. Use your imaginations . . . . :) lol

It was that rimmer remark that put it over the top. It's like Sex and the City here!

This thread is kind of strange . . . I mean with a partner with the lights off and clothes gone this topic is kind of erotic . . . in stark black and white on a computer screen its threatening to gag me . .. :)


But Cream, Damn its good to see we all have SOME limits . . . lol.

Don't knock it 'til you try it! :p LOL! Just kidding! Hee Hee!

James u crack me up :D

OH MY GOODNESS!!! This thread is hilarious!!! wow i have actually learned a few things..haha I never knew about the pinapple juice thing guess Im gonna have to go get me some!!*not that I have a man at the momment,but you know just in case* haha and I am on the same thing as Jessica and Sarah...WHY do they wanna kiss you after..Im mean yah i know its my stuff but eww yuck!! I dont think so they can brush their teeth first! lol

Nichole

i'd say lifesaver got the ball rolling when he flaty asked if our pills smell....not to mention, your screen name is appropriately titled for this thread, we can go a long ways on cream.

:eek: ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
That is SO gross! please tell me we arent doing that now...Ive been single for a year...but are we doing that now?? Gross!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

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Now see, not to get my fellow females mad at me here, but how in the hell can we expect a guy to bury his face down there if we are offended by it ourselves??? It's your own stuff!!!! It isn't bad!!!! I know someone who has always been real fussy-picky about that to the point of making her husband go brush his teeth (now there's a mood-breaker!!) He has told all of his friends about it . AND she's his wife!!!!!!!! Personally I would die if I thought my husband was bitching about what I do or don't do in bed. (Of course, he is also perfectly willing to kiss me right after I do it to him, so maybe we are a horse of a different color.)

I'm with you, Erika. WE can't be offended by it if we expect them to go down there. And I can't think of a single time I've even been able to strongly taste anything if he kissed me afterwards!

Dont worry, if it tastes all that bad, we(or atleast I) wouldnt be down there long anyways...

I never said I was offended - I mean maybe you like eating yourself Erika lol - in that case - dig in! I just think a courtesy rinse should be in order - I dont think I know a guy would not appreciate/and or find it a turn on if I gave him a big wet one after I finished orally satisfying him.

courtesy rinse lol