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What on earth is wrong with my stomach?
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Why is my husband's Pandora playing the Spanish version of My Heart Will Go On? Better question...why isn't he skipping it?
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What would Ryan Lochte do? |
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Thank you, thank you, thank YOU, MysticCat! I really wondered about the mysterious "pompatus" for many years. I gave up the search about 10 years ago, but should have known Wikipedia would have the answer. I am complete now.
Why did I care about it, though? Can someone search my psyche and tell me why this even mattered to me? |
I remember an NPR story about this a year or so ago. I have always thought that discussing the origins of the pompatus of love could make a great best man speech at a wedding.
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Why do my Easter eggs always turn out looking like a toddler baby made them?
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Who's makin' love to your old lady, while you're out makin' love?
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WTF?
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Why am I making a triple batch of sugar cookies, when I'm supposed to be on a diet?
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Who'll stop the rain?
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Why did I volunteer to work on Sunday?
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This is a great thread.
Why can't I stop laughing? |
What the hell was that?!?
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Who's on first?
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Why did I volunteer to come into work today?
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Will Michigan win the NCAA tournament?
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Even though you have no idea what GLO I'm in, can I transfer to a better chapter, then go early alum, then re-activate as a grad student before becoming a traveling consultant?
What are my chances? |
LOL^^^
Why ask why? |
Why are you telling me?
(That's my new philosophy.) |
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What is this feeling? |
Why have I yet to do a single productive thing today?
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Loathing. Unadulterated loathing. |
Why do I need afternoon naps more than my child?
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Is the moon really made out of cheese?
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Why do I cry every time I watch Matthew's real proposal to Mary in Downton Abbey?
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Should I have a cookie or a brownie?
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Why can I not see what my dog thinks is important enough to wake the whole neighborhood?
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(I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day now...) |
What kind of an idiot slams their thumb in a car door?
This idiot... |
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xoxo, Adpiucf's dog |
Why do Reeses eggs taste so much better than the regular Reeses cups?
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Why can't I redo my brackets now?
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Will this pair of shoes look better with my Easter dress or this other pair?
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Why am I always hungry but never know what I want to eat?
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