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StealthMode 03-29-2013 04:08 AM

What on earth is wrong with my stomach?

AlphaFrog 03-29-2013 08:49 AM

Why is my husband's Pandora playing the Spanish version of My Heart Will Go On? Better question...why isn't he skipping it?

MysticCat 03-29-2013 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greekdee (Post 2210436)
For those who liked the Steve Miller Band...seriously, what IS the "pompatus" of love?

Uh-oh. May not belong in this thread. Pompatus.


What would Ryan Lochte do?

AOII Angel 03-29-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 2210498)
Why is my husband's Pandora playing the Spanish version of My Heart Will Go On? Better question...why isn't he skipping it?

Why isn't AF singing along to "My Heart Will Go On" in Spanish?

greekdee 03-29-2013 09:59 AM

Thank you, thank you, thank YOU, MysticCat! I really wondered about the mysterious "pompatus" for many years. I gave up the search about 10 years ago, but should have known Wikipedia would have the answer. I am complete now.

Why did I care about it, though? Can someone search my psyche and tell me why this even mattered to me?

adpiucf 03-29-2013 10:03 AM

I remember an NPR story about this a year or so ago. I have always thought that discussing the origins of the pompatus of love could make a great best man speech at a wedding.

WCsweet<3 03-29-2013 12:16 PM

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Old_Row 03-29-2013 12:24 PM

Why do my Easter eggs always turn out looking like a toddler baby made them?

Sister Havana 03-29-2013 01:26 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

AlphaFrog 03-29-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 2210507)
Why isn't AF singing along to "My Heart Will Go On" in Spanish?

Why do I know the words to make this happen?

BraveMaroon 03-29-2013 05:13 PM

Who's makin' love to your old lady, while you're out makin' love?

amIblue? 03-29-2013 05:15 PM

WTF?

KD4Me 03-29-2013 05:25 PM

Why am I making a triple batch of sugar cookies, when I'm supposed to be on a diet?

AZTheta 03-29-2013 05:34 PM

Who'll stop the rain?

AOIIalum 03-29-2013 09:02 PM

Why did I volunteer to work on Sunday?

AnchorAlumna 03-30-2013 01:54 AM

This is a great thread.
Why can't I stop laughing?

StealthMode 03-30-2013 03:48 AM

What the hell was that?!?

AGDee 03-30-2013 08:25 AM

Who's on first?

AlphaFrog 03-30-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KD4Me (Post 2210564)
Why am I making a triple batch of sugar cookies, when I'm supposed to be on a diet?

Why did I do the same, only chocolate chip?

WCsweet<3 03-30-2013 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AGDee (Post 2210629)
Who's on first?

What's on second?

joliebelle 03-30-2013 12:48 PM

Why did I volunteer to come into work today?

Sciencewoman 03-30-2013 12:56 PM

Will Michigan win the NCAA tournament?

AlphaFrog 03-30-2013 03:06 PM

Even though you have no idea what GLO I'm in, can I transfer to a better chapter, then go early alum, then re-activate as a grad student before becoming a traveling consultant?


What are my chances?

NinjaPoodle 03-30-2013 03:35 PM

LOL^^^

Why ask why?

MysticCat 03-30-2013 03:58 PM

Why are you telling me?

(That's my new philosophy.)

AlphaFrog 03-30-2013 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 2210685)
Why are you telling me?

(That's my new philosophy.)

+1

What is this feeling?

happilyanchored 03-30-2013 04:32 PM

Why have I yet to do a single productive thing today?

MysticCat 03-30-2013 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 2210686)
+1

What is this feeling?

That's easy:

Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.

amIblue? 03-30-2013 06:00 PM

Why do I need afternoon naps more than my child?

NinjaPoodle 03-30-2013 09:45 PM

Is the moon really made out of cheese?

IUHoosiergirl88 03-30-2013 09:48 PM

Why do I cry every time I watch Matthew's real proposal to Mary in Downton Abbey?

Xidelt 03-30-2013 10:39 PM

Should I have a cookie or a brownie?

midwesterngirl 03-31-2013 07:10 AM

Why can I not see what my dog thinks is important enough to wake the whole neighborhood?

Gusteau 03-31-2013 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 2210694)
That's easy:

Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.

For what? Her Face? Her voice? Her clothing?

(I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day now...)

adpiucf 03-31-2013 10:18 AM

What kind of an idiot slams their thumb in a car door?

This idiot...

adpiucf 03-31-2013 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midwesterngirl (Post 2210767)
Why can I not see what my dog thinks is important enough to wake the whole neighborhood?

Squirrels.

xoxo,
Adpiucf's dog

IUHoosiergirl88 03-31-2013 12:38 PM

Why do Reeses eggs taste so much better than the regular Reeses cups?

AOII Angel 03-31-2013 02:40 PM

Why can't I redo my brackets now?

WCsweet<3 03-31-2013 04:01 PM

Will this pair of shoes look better with my Easter dress or this other pair?

AZTheta 03-31-2013 04:42 PM

Why am I always hungry but never know what I want to eat?


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