You too?

*People who complain about everything, especially at work. Last time, it was the guests bitching. Tonight it was the servers. :mad:

My mother-in-law loves nothing more than relating her and her family's physical ailments to anyone within earshot! Example:

Me: How come (my husband's younger brother) couldn't come to brunch?
MiL: He has a cold
Me: nods
MiL: He has green and yellow phlegm coming from his nose
Me: :eek:

or

Me: I'm sorry you're going into the hospital; do you expect to take much time off work:
MiL: I'm not sure, I expect I will be off awhile
Me: Oh
MiL: The doctors will be packing my vagina with cotton, you know.
Me: :eek: :eek:

or

MiL: I got a precancerous growth removed; let me show you the scar.
Me: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Kilarney-She's a walking mother-in-law joke! Poor thing-I KNOW you listen (and smile too!)

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LOL, the only one I want to know about is my own but that is hilarious.

Yeah, that happened one time to me and I emphatically told the customer that NO ONE snaps at me and gets away with it except my mother, and she's not even dumb enough to try it.

- Truckers. Everyone else complains that they go too fast. I need to live inyour town, because here they all go about 20 mph on I-10. In the fast lane. I know they bring us all our goods, blah, blah. But they should only be allowed to drive midnight to 6am. Everything else; shipped by train. (In particular, the trucker who is making a delivery, trying to make a right turn and cuts into your lane at the light and blocks the intersection and stared at you so you gotta back up so they can make the turn. I am like, hey jack ass, its called a business park. Move your $hit there so I dont have to deal withthis crap.

- Dumb paople in general. Guy at the grocery store who takes his crap outta the cart and then leaves it there. I am like, hey, I guess its your first time at a grocery store so I'll explain the rules to ya. I dont shag your cart. You gotta handle your own crap.

-People who drive and talk on the phone, and get into a serious conversation so they slow down to concentrate. ON the freeway. I dont think the "hang up and drive" bumper sticker is doing it anymore. I advocate making peoples phone numbers their liscense plate numbers so you can call them yourself and tell them to get the hell over so you can pass.

UGH
I am so gonna get shot one day.

LOVE IT! ha ha ha

-The people who puke in my boyfriends driveway (he lives near bar)

-My exroomate who got caught plagarizing when she stole my other roomates paper but didn't get in trouble because her parents donate money to our school.

-My ex-friend who stole my AIM password, signed on my acount and IMed everyone on my buddylist telling them what a bitch I am.

-Religious fundamentalists (NOT religious people in general but fundamentalists like the Taliban)

-The collect calling ads with David Arquette and Carrot top. How often do any of us even call anyone collect anyways?

1. Bill collectors who call for my roommates that I always lie to and tell them they are not there

2. Retarded a^* customer service people that you call for whatever assistance and they don't know anything

3. People who are jealous of you and make smart remarks everytime they see you

4. Pop up internet adds

5. People who are always begging you for money

6. Annoying relatives

7. Credit card telemarketers that call early in the morning

8. People who ask questions they already know the answers too just to hear themselves talk

9. Dumb people in general

another one...
 

People who owe me money, and keep telling me that they can't pay me back because they don't have the cash, but then go out partying and shopping every weekend while I'm sitting at home because I need the freaking money!!!!!! :rolleyes:

but..
they are going away
isn't that the problem.
you should want them to come around more.
pay you.
then go away.
but not go away until they pay you.

;)

My future sister-in-law is also named Diana, not Diane, if she were here she'd sympathize...but she's not so I'll do it for her.

i'd like my boss to go away.

except on paydays, he can stop by on paydays, but only long enough to pay me, then be on his way

Nah, the person I'm talking about isn't going away. She's calling me EVERY Saturday night, usually around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk on her cell phone, telling me what a great time she's having at the bar with the girls and wanting to know why I don't go out with her. :rolleyes:

Yet when I inquire about the money she owes me, she gets all defensive and says that she can't give me what she doesn't have. Suddenly she needs the money to buy Christmas gifts for her two kids, and to pay bills with since her husband isn't bringing in much cash right now.

Either pay me the money, or quit calling me at o'dark thirty on the weekends for the express purpose of telling me what a great time you're having drinking away the cash that's rightfully mine. One or the other will be just fine, please! :mad:

My boyfriends freakin ex-wife who keeps calling my cell phone and hanging up-its driving me CRAZY!!:mad:

People who spell my last name or listen correctly when I do spell it.
"Ok, I'll spell it for you, C-U-M-M-I-N-G. Did you get that?"
"Oh, was there an 'S' on the end?"
"No, did I say there was? I'm pretty sure I know my last name"
"Ok, so, Cummings then?"
UUGGHH! Stupid stupid people!!!:mad:

It wouldn't be so bad if it was every once in a while, but it is EVERY time! And I've never even heard of someone with an S on the end!

That mother in law thing...dear lord...I would have laughed out loud!!!!!

I can't stand people who can't correctly use the English language (I am talking about native speakers here...I have nothing against people who speak it as a second language, 'cause hey, at least they know 2 languages, right?)

People who think that when we try to help them at Bath and Body Works that we are on commission...HELLO!!! We are not on commission and we don't get paid any more $$$ to be nice than we would to be a bitch!

Managers at BBW who have no life and think that the fact that they work there makes them hip. No way sista...get a real job. (and yes, I work there, however it is only a Christmas job, so I can say that...that's the beauty of going to college and getting a real job later).

Spoiled children...or adults for that matter.

People with diarrhea mouth (i.e. They say whatever comes to mind, however inappropriate or secret it may be, because they cannot physically hold it in).

"That's an unusual name you got there - how's it pronounced, Greg?"

"Oh, just like it's spelled - F, O, C, K, E, R. Focker."

Re: People you wish would go away...
 

Hey, don't be mad at me just because your sorority house is a trailor!

- These women who are at least 50 years old and walk around in these tight mini skirts and tops, with their big bellies hanging all over the place.

- The manager of my apartment building who can't seem to leave a package out on a table for me to pick up, but instead locks it up in a cabinet and I have to call her three times to get it!

- The annoying girl who works with me and can't ever spell check a document. Apparently it's against her religion :)

- Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz...if you haven't seen Vanilla Sky, I highly recommend it, but these two need to then go away :) Cameron Diaz is as classless as they come and Penelope, well, she stole Tom Cruise ;)

Those teenyboppers that hang out in Starbucks and stay there till closing..and they think it's so cool when they make out with their gfs/bfs in public while sitting on those couches...hello, isnt it past your bedtime?

The people in the NIU bursar's office that keep losing stuff (like the check my mom wrote out and so i almost wasnt able to register on time coz they weren't able to apply it to my account!)

My ex-roommate that's always up on my business :mad: (and unfortunately she still lives next to me)...she's so freaking nosy! One time my boyfriend, when we just started going out, came up to visit and we left to go for dinner, this nosy b*** and her equally nosy loser boyfriend comes up to my door knocking, and asks my current roommate "did cami just leave with a BOY?" They're so annoying I bet you they were peeping out their peep holes spying on us out the hallway.

Homeless people that bum you for money..im in COLLEGE. how about YOU give me money?

people that come to my job (at a Pearle Vision)with crappy vision insurance and they think they can get Armani frames with the best lenses for free, then go postal infront of the other customers when u tell them they have to pay.

My boyfriend's ex that won't leave him alone to this day (any tips on how to deal with this?)



:rolleyes:

Definitely the people at Express.

The crackheads who call for my ex roommate at midnight.

A certain editor who has it out for me.

A certain "friend" of my boyfriend.

The idiots who don't realize the gas pedal is the one on the right.

Ooooh, I'll add my "hate" list!!!:D:D

1. The teeny boppers who get all skanked out to hang around the entrance to the movie theatre at Tallahassee Mall on Friday nights (they don't go in...they just "hang"!) Aaaarrrgghhh!

2. Bill collectors who call and make me cry by yelling at me....then ask me when I'm gonna pay, knowing I have no money or job...and can't fix that in any way other than to live in Canada away from my husband!

3. People who drive too slow in the fast lane

4. Gonna have to go with everyone else too.....people who can't pronounce my new last name right ( "Can I speak to Mr or Mrs Bi-a-....." me: "Yes, that's Bee-a-lo-v-us")

5. People who are forever asking me stupid questions when they find out I'm from Canada...."Do you have indoor plumbing?", "Do you really live in igloos..and is it cold there all the time?" I mean, hello people! You know what the weather's like in Maine, New York, Seattle, Detriot, etc!!! Canada is mere miles from all of these places....do you really think the weather will change THAT much when you cross the border?!

6. Purolator guy/girl who delivered a letter to me from my mom (which had my wedding DVD inside of it) and left it on my doorstep the night of my birthday (Monday) in the POURING RAIN!!!!!! Do you think they had an ounce of brains? They could have left a note saying they were there and they'd be back tomorrow...or where I could go to get it, but no, they leave it sitting in the rain at my apartment door for it to get soaked!!! Not to mention the fact that it was guaranteed to arrive at my door on Friday at noon and I didn't get it till Monday night!!!!!!!

Okay, I think that's it for now.....boy do I feel better! Now if only these people could read my hatred towards them.... LOL!:)

Happy holidays y'all!

1). Haters!
2). People that swear they don't celebrate xmas, but accept xmas presents and eat xmas dinner at people's homes. :rolleyes:
3). Irresponsible co-workers that don't hold up their end of the job, and all of the work ultimately gets piled up on you.

I thought of another one - people who misspell the name of my fair city.

PittsburgH. There's an H on the end. This is not Pittsburg, KS or Pittsburg, California. This is the one everyone has heard of. The one that's in all the rock & roll songs. And yes, I know the H wasn't always there, but New York City used to be called New Amsterdam and you don't use that anymore, now do you????

REMEMBER THE H. PITTSBURGH. GET IT??

phew, OK, I feel better now. :p

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU from a former Pittsburgh resident who is now living in California and has to do a lot of explaining.

Mmmm, let's see....

The morons at my daughters' colleges or possible colleges who keep losing documents like transcripts, FAFSA reports, SAT scores, you get the idea...

The buttbrained sister-in-law...

People who like to cause trouble for innocent folks, like us good guys on GC:D ...

Parents who raise their kids really liberally so that the kids of more conservative families like ours frequently and vocally wish for parents that'll let them stay out all night at age 15 or make F's if they want--we know we'll have the last laughs on these parents, but still...:rolleyes:

The secretary in my office AND my boss.

lol i totally agree

hmmm as for me, i would have to say, those mean people who spend all their time sending spam to my email accounts..

people who have nothing better to do than dream up mean lies about other people

people who put on their makeup while driving in a car... sorry if this offends anyone, but that's very unsafe driving, and little things like that are what start traffic jams...

*spitting out my Dasani*

OMG!! LOL!!

You know, I used to work at that mall and those kids are the WORST man. BEFORE they hang outside, they rummage through the stores in the mall, not buying anything, oh no, that would be too much like RIGHT. No, instead the rummage, pilfer, and leave it looking a mess. How many TIMES I wanted to curse them out! And now that I DON'T work there...can I please go see a late night movie on a weekend without having to navigate through throngs of scantily clad teenagers waiting for their mommies to come pick them up? UGH! Why is this cool? And to the guys? I am a grown woman! High school...been there done that! Do not make lewd noises and comments at me. Next time I will wait til your mommy actually gets there and inform her of your behavior, lol.

Sisterplum, I just really have to second this one, I have complained about these kids for the longest.

Librasoul and Sisterplum,

I feel your pain. We've got those kids here in Atlanta, too. My boyfriend and I have completely stopped going to the movies on weekends because of the half-dressed 13-year-old girls hanging out with the "can you buy me a pack of smokes while you're in the store" 13-year-old guys. WHERE ARE THESE KIDS' PARENTS???? :eek: :eek: :eek: They've completely taken over the Starbucks across the way, too -- one of them will buy a Coke and then their 35 closest friends will sit around and talk for hours. Meanwhile, the paying customers are searching in vain for a place to sit. :rolleyes:

One of my friends mentioned last week that the theater has started getting police to patrol through the parking lot on the weekends, and said that it seems to have cleared a lot of the kids out. So, maybe we'll be able to see a movie one weekend soon. ;)