Maybe they're referring to taking a hammer and literally banging the condom. Though the much sicker part of my mind thinks something that I don't feel like I can post on this forum. All I will say is I get how the guy would do it, but I'm lost as to how it would apply to a female.

Please enlighten me.

How could a guy bang (have sex with) a condom?

I smoked with a condom. Apparently I'm dumb. :rolleyes:

Two old women are smoking walking down the street when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, "It's a condom, you can get them at just about any gas station, and they work great for keeping your cigarette dry in the rain." So a little while later the second old woman walked into a gas station and said she needs a condom, the clerk asked her what size and she says, "Just one big enough to fit a Camel."

My kids have, on occasion, taken to saying "yo momma" lines at the dinner table, jokingly insulting each other. I cough and clear my throat loudly when this occurs, and blink a lot. It's pretty damn funny...lol (only because I know they are joking around and the first time, when they realized they were both insulting me, we all cracked up).

I banged cookie monster

It made a lot more sense when I was deep in the abyss of studying for my property law final. The next morning not so much.

Maybe he shot the condom with a gun. And it went bang.

I'm overthinking this.

My mother-in-law once called my husband a son of a bitch.

It took her a while to realize she'd just called herself a bitch...

(she is)

I raped a pimp and so did my fiance. (I'm older by one day, born same year and everything!)

I slapped a pimp.... and my fiance robbed a chair (I think he needs to join the "mine doesn't make sense club")

My fifth grade teacher and her husband had the same birthday, then their daughter was born the same day. To beat that trifecta, you need a straight!

I hugged a pimp!

*which is true actually*