Okay--
Middle Name + Street Name--Lenora Cumberland
Pet Name and Maiden Name--Belle Burson

I like Lenora Cumberland, but I don't know how porn starish it is. Sounds more pretentious than porn! And Belle Burson just isn't cool either, though the alliteration is back!

-Lil Snakey K

Mine is Lee Eaglerock.

:D Yeah Buddy

Beth Buckthorn

Ruth Rio a la Mano

LOL

my street's name is entirely tooo long...

Harry Scrotum, they call me Buster for short!:D

Hell I did not start the post and you know me!;)

LOL!! What happens when you order a pizza delivery -- "Yes, I'll have a large cheese pizza delivered to 101 Scrotum Drive" -- (just kidding)!

DAH, HAVE THE WORKS!!!!!!!!:D Wow Just got that !!!;)

Tom, you are going to get me in serious trouble. I'm sitting here cracking up in my office!

ROFLMAO :D

Springfield Rifle
:D :D

Nichol (Nicole) North

Billy O'roark.

That aint gonna cut it.

Pets name+Street Name

Dually O'roark.

That aint gonna cut it either.

Favorite Power tool+Favorite Sexual Position

Chainsaw Doggiestyle

I think thats got it.

Its alot better than Booger Gigglelips

Wow........and that's all I have to say to Billy's post

Middle Name+Name of Street=Elizabeth Beach.

Eh.

Pet's Name+Name of Street=Daria Beach.

A slight improvement.

I think I'm just not cut out to be a porn star

OOH I like billy's idea.

hehe.

Screwdriver SixtyNine

Yay!
That sounds MUCH more porn

So according to Billy's method, I am...

Powerdrill OnTop!

Sirlixalot! Bow chica bow wow! :D

Mine would be Amanda Crandall. That is my street name at home. Doesn't that just sound boring!!!

Michelle North Plaza or Michelle Avenue Circle (not as sexy as the rest of yours)

Fozzie Lierman (too bad my dog was named after Fozzy the Bear from the Muppets) :rolleyes:

Mine would be William Elm or Dinky Stroud I like William Elm a lot more

Pet name + Street = Annabelle Mason

Middle name + street = Rose Mason

Pet + mother's maiden name = AnnabelleCumming

Ok, the first two just sound like high class hookers.. but I like the last one..

Your dog is from Okinawa, Japan?
Watashi no obaasan no shyushin wa Okinawa desu! (translates better in hirigana).

My grandma is from Okinawa. That's where my father was born. Sorry that was random. I was just stoked that someone mentioned Okinawa.

Michelle Court, lame....but oh well! Guess I'm just not meant to be a porn star.

Pet's Name + Street = Saki (or Smokey) Steamcorners

Pet's Name + Mom's maiden name = Smokey (or Saki) Shelley

Middle Name + Street = Michelle Steamcorners

What do you guys think? I'm thinking something with Steamcorners could launch my porn career :)

William GreatOaks :rolleyes:

I'm definitely not meant to be a porn star. My name would be Marie Thomas... BORING!

My boyfriend would be John Perry.

My old roommate should do this. She'd be Louise Pondspice. Haha!

Well My name would be:

Ryan Cox or Christopher Cox, but if you use my college address I would be Ryan West Campus Rd. lol :D

*BUMP* Fun thread...


I'd be LaBelle Shady

Um?? Does that sound more like a psycho's name to you than a strippers name?? :rolleyes:

I'm

BUTTERMILK

No middle name! :(

Since I don't have a middle name, and my street name is 2 words....

My porn name would be...

Misty Valley

Smith Wagonwheel

Alan St. Joseph

I think it has a pornesque ring to it...

Mine would be....

Laila (Lila) Lafayette

I think that could work!!!! Doesn't sound too bad. :D

Hrm--doesn't work so well!!
 

Middle Name + Street Name--Lea Pine
Pet Name + Mom's Maiden Name--Ollie Cookerly (that's my dog but I also have two cats, Sophie and Elmo, and two mice, Sneaky and Squeaky... doesn't really work in any way!)

LOL those are awful!

Re: Hrm--doesn't work so well!!
 

You could be Squeaky Pine. haha.

Middle name + Street Name = Patricia Haven
Pet's name + Mom's Maiden name = Gizmo Reisser---ewww, this just sounds dumb to me :)

Here's mine
Middle name+street= Marie Garwood
Pet's name + mom's maiden name= Holly Stewart or Woody Stewart

Middle name+street= Lee Kimball
Pet's name + mom's maiden name= Trixie Bedard