"Personal family problems" are now

1. I never studied
2. I had acne that magically cleared up in a semester
3. I have no friends
4. I know a lesbian

I forgot it was summer. All of the high school students have free time.

If this was the "You laugh, you lose" thread, I would have lost miserably four times over.

You might want to think about... oh, I dunno... STUDYING. For example, mathematics. 2.12 =/= 2.45. 2.12 + 0.05 = 2.17. 2.12 < 2.17 < 2.45 < 2.5. If a sorority's minimum GPA is 2.5, and your GPA is less than 2.5, you are not getting in.

you all are some of the dumbest people ive ever heard of...so odd. i could say so many comebacks but im on a whole different level than you all its not even worth it. i know im right for a fact and completely justified and that is all.

Shit, next time I need a comeback i'm using this one. Swear to god.


bookmarked.

And yet, we all have/had better GPAs than you, and we have letters.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I won't be losing any sleep over this comment tonight.

Fun thread. Keep up the good work.

fuck you alllllllllll you dont even know me

Pre-flounce from another eternal aspirant.

this makes me want to not join now. are you serious? you all act like your so much higher than the rest of us. like your shit dont stinkkk. fucckk this you guys suck

oh and sorry i dont care about punctuation on here..haha it s a freakin forum. and im actually a great writer and great at english..got A's in every english class i took. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME. im so smart. an occurrence of unfortunate events prevented me from being who i am..a really smart girl

I need the mods to allow the following: WHAT IS THIS F*CKSH*T THREAD?

Look, chick. *neckroll, gumsnap* You answered your own question in the title. You're what we call "f*cking stupid. Beat it, kid.

P.S. - you've told us everything we need to know about you.

I agree with you knight_Shadow....

So, you took one class, English for Dummies 100. Not even 101. 100. Ok.

Aw, nuts. Is that all it took? Damn ASTAlum, you are GOOD!

Seriously? Can I remind you again what you said...

And I think I'M above YOU?

Oh, ok...

no i didnt because i wanted to know if anyone has ever heard of such exceptions being allowed..

Maybe if we knew what school you go to, or what sorority you want to be in. Then I bet someone could help you for reals like!

i just know in my heart whos right here. doesnt mean im higher than you if im right..

I do what I can to help the Greek community as a whole.

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

You left out the part where we're dumb and you're on a whole other level.

i kinda want to remain anonymous though sorry...

yeah well you are for judging someone you dont know

A lower than ideal college GPA doesn't make someone dumb. Life truly does happen. Whether or not the sororities in question care about blondebabe8's life happening is a different issue.

Blondebabe8 is dumb because she's a dumbass.

Uh.. What?

I'm not judging anything for you.

i know so many people in AST. i love them and theyre awesome...and they love me...but you dont even know me

well actually the sorority wants me. the problem is if the actual greek life office will let me rush

I doubt that.

If it's true, you are truly a dumbass for coming here with this question if you have extensive knowledge and interaction with sororities on your campus.

We ARE awesome, aren't we?

Look, you don't know any of us, either. And you've managed to insult us by calling us dumb, and insulted our intelligence by lying about the reason that your GPA is so low.

I'll be (somewhat) nice here and give you the best advice I can... study! And don't make up any more lame ass excuses. That's the only way that you have a chance of joining a sorority. Grade risks are one thing, but I guarantee a sorority isn't going to go out of their way to get you a bid if you're almost .5 below their minimum GPA.

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LOL I knew she couldn't stop herself from using them for too long.

If you knew in your heart that you were right, why did you come around looking for advice? If you know anything about GC, you know that we don't take kindly to whiny bitches who are looking for validation.

i would stuDy BUT next semester is my last chance!!!!!!! otherwise i wouldnt have asked this

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You know you done f'ed up, right....

i dont know. i just think all day every day about how bad i want to be in a sorority. how perfect it would be for me. how much it would improve my life. i have no friends in my college. do you know how that feels? to have no one to talk to...its not easy making friends but joining a sorority would. i see girls that automatically become close with girls because of all the time they have to spend together and because they are part of something together. i just want to belong and feel accepted.

I call troll.

You have no friends at your college but all the girls in your "fave" sorority want you to join. Allrighty then.

There are numerous clubs and organizations that you can join on a college campus. To say that you have no friends because you're not in a sorority is ridiculous.

I know that it would be great to get a bid, however, school comes first (as it should with any organization). Focus on that.

Yeah, I do understand how you feel, but that doesn't make it okay to come on here and act like a bitch. Joining a sorority doesn't mean your instant best friends with everyone, it takes work to build those kind of relationships, in and out of Greek Life. If you dedicate some serious effort to your studies, you might be able to get your GPA up high enough for you to rush. If it doesn't happen this semester, there will still be other chances for you to rush. It's not like your life is over if you pledge later on in your college career. Granted, it is much harder to get a bid as an upperclassman, but it is possible. I don't know why I'm helping you, but there you go.

whatever i came on here to get help but all you guys have done is made me feel worse than i already did about myself. im done here peace