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Boy: I walked out of the math building today to a hundred sorority girls clapping and cheering for no apparent reason, so I decided they were cheering for me finishing my calc test. I raped it by the way.
Boy: ooops. I mean the test, not the sorority girls. hahahahaha. I love the status search capability. |
Here's a cute one:
"Recruitment finally done.......really happy with the new guys we have.........I can honestly say that i've done the best I can to make Sigma Nu what it is and what it will be. I love my fraternity and I love my brothers. Thanks for all the support. Now its time to have some fun. " |
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I LOVE THIS. I never even knew this was possible until this post :D |
I used your status tip and no lie, I found something I could trace back to GC. I'm getting all Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher up in this piece, but it relates back to an alleged troll, and one of Senusret I's favorite things, a race war.
Someone else is helping that thread rise again. http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content...a-fletcher.jpg |
:eek: I searched Alpha Gamma Delta just out of curiosity, and found "alpha gamma delta or alpha omicron pi?", complete with comments on which org to join. While it isn't too radical, it still blows my mind that someone would even put that out there. You never know who will see it:rolleyes:
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I love this one (obvs posted by a mom):
She's a DELTA GAMMA!!! Sister or daughter now? |
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Yep, instead of big sisters/key sisters/diamond sisters/whatever variation, you have a sister-mother and a sister-daughter. I have never heard of pledge-mom/sister used in an Alpha Gam context.
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Pledge Mom or Pledge Mother was very much in use on my campus until our whole venacular changed - but I've never heard of the term "Pledge Daughter".
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When I pledged, we occasionally referred to our New Member Educator as the "Pledge Mom", but that particular usage seems to have stopped between my freshman and my senior year.
We definitely did (and still do!) use the terms Big and Little Sis, along with "G-big" (grandbig), "G-Little", "G-G-Little", and the like. Since our chapter is still relatively new (<20 years old), we all put a lot of emphasis on family linneage going back to our charter members and most of the new members get adorably decorated family trees as part of their initiation gifts. |
Oh the immense joys and laughs brought by twitter!
Sorority recruitment last nightt, I need to get into either delta gamma or kappa kappa gamma, lovee the girls there sorority recruitment haha forced time commitments blow A break during recruitment week. I'm holding out for the one sorority I like that hasn't cut me based on my career yet. sorority recruitment begins tonight... going in with an open mind is hard when you already have 2 top houses out of only 4... haha (Not exactly recruitment, but hilarious): So many crazy bitches wearing sorority recruitment tshirts on campus. Vom. Sorority rush just ended. Home-run derby just began. TFM. Yep, endless amusement. :D |
Side comment: I was always a little jealous of the chapters that can do the whole "baby" thing. What would Alpha Chi's be? Baby Lyres? That sound ridiculous.
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PNM: After the Kappa Delta pool party and the Zeta Pink party, I am really excited for Rush week to start!
FRIEND: Remember that you are choosing THEM... |
Kappa Delta put up one h*** of a fight this afternoon! Thanks for a great afternoon! I can't wait til Watermelon Fest next year!
Ok, I don't know if that's about recruitment or not. But it's too good not to post. |
Also, it is so heartwarming to read the updates by new members who are so excited to have received bids to KD. And also the updates by current members who are so excited about recruitment and their sorority/chapter.
But what's up with the guys listing the greek alphabet as their status updates? Odd. |
Venturing out of my lane, but I couldn't resist the smugness with this one:
"I Am Going To Be A Delta Sigma Theta & No One Can Stop Me" No one? Really? Not even the members of the organization? /mad dash back to my own lane with apologies |
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Thanks for this! I had fun checking this out last night |
OK, so I just did a search and this was the first post that came up: not exactly what I was expecting, I must say.
"public speaking teacher told us today that last year tailgating he got drunk and got in a biking accident, had a sorority rush to his aid, and ended up with a free vodka on the rocks from the ladies... This guy knows how to get shit done" I think I'll let everyone else do the searching. |
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It's bid day, its bid day! Oh my its bid day! D-B-Chi til the day I die. Friend: GOOD LUCK DUCKIES!!!! Pledges, we hope you join us!! Maybe she didn't call them baby duckies, but couldn't you at least call them Ducklings? So, this one already received her bid... "got big/little pi phi party 2nite!! i gotta pref m fave bigs 2nite. im so bad w/ names!!! IDK if i can do it!! =( but i so excited!! can't wait tho!!" And finally, my favorite today: "on this Wonderful Bid Day I hope that Jesus gives me a bid into his exclusive fraternity.... I wonder how much his dues are?" |
I love this:
A few different guys have this as their status: "I support Kappa Alpha Order, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Gamma Rho, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Phi Epsilon, and Sigma Chi. Lets finish Recruitment Week 2010 strong." "So much estrogen in the quad right now god bless sorority recruitment." A new sister :) "Done with recruitment!!! ALPHA OMEGA EPSILON!!! I'm so pumped." And this gem :"i either wanted DG or chi o but i didn't even get called back to either for pref night ha so it didn't really matter" |
Damn, I wish I still had friends still in college, I want to read!
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Found this one a few minutes ago:
Her: Alpha Gamma Delta or Sigma Kappa? Her friend: Hhhmmmm how come when white ppl do it it's called a sorority but when mexicans do it it's called a gang????? Lol |
Dude: thinks there is no better employment of suicide terrorists than exploding in the crowd of sorority girls screaming outside my dorm >:[
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Even more, because these things make me laugh and I enjoy reading them. :o
i Wonder Whudd Alpha Phi (White Gurls Sorority) Lett Mee Rush. I wonder what your GPA's like with that grammar... :rolleyes: So I Dropped From Sorority Rush After Getting What I Wanted. Came To The Conclusion That: I Don't Need Greek Letters To Define ME; AMY. <3 The letters don't define you -- you define your letters. should i party tonight or rush for a sorority? These are the tough decisions you have to make in college. Save yourself the thought, go to the party. :D |
Here are some I found:
"you'd think after rush being over for a month now...id stop singing sorority songs in my head..." "Sorority RUSH Week! My cheeks are starting to hurt from all this smiling! :D" this is cute. "Can't sleep. Super excited for tomorrow :)! aaahhhh! & I can't wait to find out what sorority my rho gamma is in! Rush week has been emotionally straining but it's made everything so bearable I couldn't be happier with my decision." |
I found this one amusing:
"Uggggg......sorority girls you need to stop running around and waking me up." His friend's reply: "Ugggggg (name) you should suck it up and try to meet these girls." |
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It's some sort of unwritten law that if you complain about/correct someone's grammar/spelling, you will make a mistake yourself.
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Saw it, loved it, you beat me to it! |
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It's funny how many people are watching "Sorority Row" at the moment.
Onto people twittering indiscriminately: Same girl: (3 days ago) i wanna be in alpha omnicron pi, delta phi epsilon or alpha xi delta! aghh im so excited for tomorrow shhhh im lack emotion so dont tell ppl (yesterday) I have now received a bid from the Phi Mu sorority :) im pledging for them now :) (today) Im a little Phi right now =] cant wait to be a full Phi Mu <3 gonna do my math hw now =/ |
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