HOW DARE YOU SIR! I know Alpha Gam is just a sorority to some people, but that is our private ritual.

As you are the Supreme Justice of Greek Chat, I think you need to be removed from the bench for violating our secrets.

It's ok - the CORs don't get to wear the fluffy tail costumes for initiation - theirs are full on squirrel suits like this:
http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/u/cu28142d.jpg

I am your sis-mother agzg!!!!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nfkUveGxxk.../squirrel2.jpg

Sorry, but those Jedi Squirrels are in a public place. They had no expection of privacy.

Overruled.

That's only at Gannon, everywhere else we wear

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1VpiCUX7uV...r_squirrel.jpg


Oh and by the way, I'm turning you in for drinking beer from a can while not sitting with your tail demurely wrapped around you!

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images...gh-a-straw.jpg

Passing out on the ground, FOR SHAME!

http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/photos...d/squirrel.jpg

Somehow this brings to mind an episode of L&O:SVU where a judge was asked to recuse himself on the grounds of bias, but he refused because he didn't think he was biased, and because he was the judge, it was up to his judgement whether he actually was biased.

We caught you peeping tom-cat into our nut house. Let the record show my submission of exhibit A

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2198/...g?v=1191967146

Those Ewoks best be leaving our cousins alone, I command thee back to Endor!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/...3dbfc5b8_b.jpg

This is me today:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...have-disco.jpg

I think this may be other GC members:
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g.../squirrels.gif

I think this one is dead. :( Chapter Grand!

VS be careful or you'll get the slingshot.

http://surferjerry.com/wp-content/up...sling-shot.gif

Ha! That picture proves it wasn't me.

The most mysterious mystery is our mighty mystic cat,
He prowls about our chapter rooms and waxes sleek and fat . . . .
We never see his mystic form, but while we watch and wait
We feel his mystic presence like some omen grim of fate.

So there. :p

Besides, I'm a Sinfonian. That means black cat with red eyes.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8rJLxkRtjm.../Nightclaw.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...S/Squirrel.gif

Squirrels eat nuts with two hands, always two hands...

I am 92.3% sure that everyone in this thread is smoking crack.

http://tinypic.com/66es1c

Only crackheads keep their meat in sinks.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/...5ee657b6_b.jpg

(LOL there's a whole flick album where there is meat in sinks, WTF?)

^^^ LOL!

It's too much... I mean I can't even take it.

*hands in squirrel tail*

OK, it's all fun and games until that particular squirral shows up.

Oh, I forgot to mention it, but THANKS A LOT for reminding me that I've been here for 7 years. Yikes.

What! It's Fark's squirrel!

And here I was hoping that Chardonnay's secret was that she was an identical twin!