Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1929111)

I received that PM. Before I read it, I thought it was a sockpuppet trying to cuss me out about something. LOL.

Originally Posted by groovypq (Post 1929141)

DrPhil, when I was a baby I threw up on two Jehovah's Witnesses who came to my parents' door. I don't think any ever came back. Perhaps you should try that approach. ;-)

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1929145)

what...having a baby to throw up on them or her throwing up on them

Originally Posted by ForeverRoses (Post 1929112)

Really? Maybe it's just where I live, but I seem to have people of all different faiths showing up at my door. I sometimes wonder if they are going to fight with each other if they are all in the neighborhood at the same time! But, I can usually guess what group they are with based on dress and day of the week.

Originally Posted by honeychile (Post 1929161)

I live less than a mile from a LDS Mission House. Guess who visits me often?

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1929335)

Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?

Originally Posted by dreamseeker (Post 1929364)

LOL! *dead*

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1929335)

Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?

Originally Posted by honeychile (Post 1929371)

I go one better - I ask them in to discuss genealogy, get out some charts, and ask them about one of my "brick walls". :D But you have some great ideas!