^^^gave me gas at the more inopportune time.

^^^brought leggings back from the dead

^^^mooned me and I saw pimples.

^^^In the midst of me saying, "I do", he stood up and yelled, "Beetlejuice".

Fixed that for you. ;)

^^^ Got me arrested for jaywalking

^^^recalled the spirit of frodob.....

Had sex with Frodo Baggins and had his babies (6 of them) and then forced me to baby sit.

^^^Refused to listen to the proselytizing of the Baby Baggins and made them cry

^^^Became a member of the TeaBagger Party and wrote in Sara Palin for president in 2008 on my absentee ballot.

Now that was just low. :(

^^told Palin I wanted to be BFFs

^^ Conspired with the CIA and Illuminati to turn my grandmother's beloved dachshund into an alien.

^^^Is an alien and stole my lightsaber.

LOL!

IDK my BFF Sarah? :p


^^^Told Madmax where I live

^^ along with all the rest of you, made me get addicted to this flippin forum, thereby wasting hours and hours of my life!

^^^gave me a sit n spin for my birthday

^^ puked on my new carpet after sitting and spinning on his birthday

^^ farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye

Left a tray of lutefisk in my car on a hot day.

Gave me a hot dog and told me it was made from cows. Instead, it was made of smuggled babies from russia.

^^^Just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. :(

^^^Just made me throw up thinking about how she threw up.

^^ made a pattern with sunblock on my back and ruined my tan

dude, that sounds like WIN to me.

and ugh, how HASN'T LucyKKG ruined my life? well revealing that she really isn't Lucy, for starters...

^^^She ruined my credit by stealing my identity.

^^^ came to my house...flooded my toilet which also caused water to go into my neighbors home which then caused mold to grow in the baseboards and once the molds matured they infected her kids causing one to have some exotic incurable debiliative brain disease which made him fly into a frenzy one day and slash the tires on the FedEx truck which caused the FedEx guy to be late making a crucial delivery to some random person a few miles away who needed a specific file for work which caused him to get fired for missing a deadline and putting his company out of business sending 600 people to unemployment.

^^^keeps stalking me.

^^ Told me a story about rats coming up through toilets via the sewer and now I can't go potty.

^^Told this daggone admissions office not to call or email me on my admissions status and now I'm going nuts waiting for news!

^^Can't use commas, forcing me to put out a hit on her! Ooops! Did I write that? Now you really ruined my life since I'll be going to jail!!

^ remarried my evil twin too soon after i died under suspicious circumstances.

^^^I no longer have any eyebrows because his bad breath singed them off.

^^made my cat drink visine and she pooped all over the car. :( The cat, I mean.

^^ switched my toothpaste with sunblock.

^^^switched my deodorant with a stick of limburger

^^got me wasted and tattooed the wrong letters on me. I'm now a proud member of Delta Tau Chi.

Hazed me by taking me to a Barbra Streisand concert. You'll be hearing from my attorney.

^^^Had me interrogated by Jack Bauer

^^^ I ate dinner over at his house, and now I have a 60 foot tapeworm living inside of me.

^^^left my iron on and burned down my whole building :(