Hey. Can Be Secritary of State or if that is taken U.N. Ambasdor. I'd love to be the one to tell the world, that you said they can kiss your butt. :)

Can I be Surgeon General? I'm halfway to my MPH.

Yea I get to be Secretary of Labor and I promise no water breakage during your term!

Prospectiverushee? Will you have time? The duties are numerous and at time laborous. Of course you would be perfect-a trusted and true advisor with the ability to see beyond the niceties and prioritize! Besides, you get to tell people what to do!
Don't you just LOVE it! Of course Carnation and AXOAlum will have to whip 'em into shape first or Greeklawgirl will throw the book at them. Who KNOWS what Tom would do at the hint of insubordination...

Wait, will this be a DEMOCRACY??? Oh, POOH!

Since there will be no war during your reign Mr. Earp, I assume you will not be needing a good southern general to lead your interns, errrr I mean troops into battle.

Possible position as Secretary of Agriculture, Ambassador to Afganhistan (oh please pick this one), or possible Head of Defense against Ho Be Lookin Like Predator. Of course I would love a position on the Alcohol Tasting and Review council, but looks like our other winos have beat me to the positions. I will happily hit the sauce whenever you feel that my assistance is needed (24-7)

Here to serve, perferably in some sort of get drunk and shoot em up position,

Billy

justamom,
As my beloved and very wise mother used to tell me: "This house is not a democracy. You are living under a benevolent dictatorship."

I think that can apply here too. :D

I'd like to apply for a Public Relations(ships) position-

I could be head of the International Dating Headquarters- finding perfect matches for all those lost hearts out there-

:)

Making everybody happy- isn't that what your term would be all about???

Jessica

I would like to put my application for the Sec. of Relation to Africa. I suggest having my office in Durban, South Africa. Great surfing year round, and crazy rugby culture.

Re: Alphachiohmy hopes for press secretary slot
 

I would like to nominate Alphachiohmy to work in President Earp's speechwriting department. Granted, her writing is a little too polished at this point for anyone to believe that the words are the President's own. But I believe that, with lots of practice and a couple of beers, she will be able to emulate President Earp's literary style to the point that the public will not be able to differentiate between speeches written by him or by her.

SORRY
 

Please bare it with me My faithful slate and future members, I have been putting in a lot of Hours at shop as am doing 6-ll's and Chapter stuff!

I need to get more input and am looking for Chef of Staff and a hard driving Campaign Manager who can go after the Babys and Blue hairs vote. Well and some Hard Cash for expenses :p

Fear not MY PEOPLE, YOU are not forgoten! We have a grass roots, well (maybe a weedy) campaign going here!!!!!

We have to Fear Nothing but , well I dont know how to finish this!

I also need a Personal Sec. to keep all of this Stuff Straight! I cant ask 1 st Mom as according to all of the movies we sleep in different bed rooms! Damn, sounds like my life now! Well not sep. rooms as no one to share any room :( !!!!!!

I am still looking for A Name for our Party and more impotent people to fill these exalted possitions of??????

Remember the deer stops here, oops, the Buck! While in the hell does my Fav. Pres. want a 4 legged creature on his desk!??

Why not a squriall or a turtle!!! Oops getting back into the intern realm of the OVAL OFFICE:D

Looks like I am going to be working fingers to the NUB, was going to say bone, but my Secret Service, FBI, CIA, Supreme Court Justice, and Att. Gen. would advise me against it!!!!!

Well to LALA land so can hit it again!!!!!!:D

OH by the way, OTW, your wish is granted, YOU are the head of the House CHEF CORPS :D

I Love Poi late at night will you be available;)

Well to my little mat on the floor to get a bit of nappoied!!!!

Late entery, Brookline, You are the Official Biographer to make sure all of this is is put down in some sort of sembalence of order!

Do you accept the job and the arodit resposebility? Damn My big 5 letter word for the day!:D

I hereby nominate myself(my bad-ass Nursing school self :D ) to be Head Curer of Hangovers. There are plenty of wine, whiskey, etc. stewards, and they will desire assistance in their times of need (a.k.a. the next morning-ouch!). Do I get the job??

YYEESS!!
 

XO, You have the Job, finally someone asksfor a areally Impotent Job!!!!!!! This is a life Saver for Brunch Meetings of the Cabinent and Impotent persons Whom have the Ear of the Pres!

What do you suggest to go with popeyes for Breakfest!?:confused: The Eggs Benedict of the common (us ) people:D

Oh of course the ultimate hangover cure Very Bloody Marys, give me more Worchester Sauce and a bigger celery stick:D

Well Sig Card and KSig what you think of that receipe for the after late night meetins:confused:

Oh, Araya, I will not appoint you you ambassador for South Africa, if it is all rite with you how about All of AFRICA?

OKAY, Now to the Paddeed floor:D

TTFN my Favorite Folks!!!

Truth Wills Out, Unless You are Lieing!:)

I feel like a red headed step child, I am always getting left out of the good stuff :( Whats up Tom E.
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DGPhoney~

I nominate DGPhoney as White House Social Secretary, she can plan and schedule all the social events and parties . . . like a Mixer with the government of France . . .

DGPhoney, My apologies!!!! You defenitaly have the Job of SOCIAL SEC>:D

But it will be very important as I am sure we will be doing a lot of socializing so you must have a pletheria (SIC) of social ideas to be creative;)

I will get back ASAP when get time round out or flesh out some more positions.

He who gets no sleep gets suitcases under his eyes:D

Thanks Tom E i feel better now. allready to do the social thing so i always have ideas;) The best parties and mixers around. It's like New Years all yr long:D
Thanks James too sweet* thanks for looking out;)
Always makes my day
DGPhoney~

WAIT A MINUTE.

I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

I'm hurt.
I may just leave GC in tears-

-sniffles-

AWWWW Dejajeva, I think you would be great at public relations(ships) not that my opinion counts for crap, But I like your style.

I nominate you-Tom do you accept??? All of us single gals and guys need to keep happy in the US and I think she would be an excellent choice to help find us mates. Not to say we need mates to be happy but it would be nice. Sounds like you need one too?

Perhaps my position should be changed from Speechwriter to Hollywood Liasion?

After all, who better to get Bon Jovi, Ben Affleck, etc to attend important presidential fundraisers than GC's own resident Hollywood chick amycat??

:D
Amy

Can I be the secretary of procrastination? I promise I am really good at it.

Amy, if you can get Chris Klein anywhere near my vicinity, I second your nomination. Shoot, if you can get Chris Klein anywhere near my vicinity, the job is yours!

LOL, I'll see what I can do... ;) Isn't he a bit young though? LOL

NEW APPOINTMENTS
 

After giving considerable thought the latest selections;)

Alphachiomy- Speechless Writer, Head of course!!!!

Dejajeve- Public Relation(SHIPS) A LOT is expected of you:D
Amycat-Hollywood Lazyon, Get them big BUCKS $$$$$ for the campaing and Champaign:cool:


BillyO Need a Cheif of Staff that can be TUFFF but somewhat benevolent can you fill the size 14 tennies??

Stay Looney Tuned in for further upates!!!!!!!:D

Alright, I'd like to be placed sometime before I fall over as well :)

I'm applying to be the person who tells you all the good things to say/do, but then in the back room is enjoying the Social Secretary's Activities. OH WAIT, that's CHIEF OF STAFF :)

I also need a Personal Sec. to keep all of this Stuff Straight! I cant ask 1 st Mom as according to all of the movies we sleep in different bed rooms! Damn, sounds like my life now! Well not sep. rooms as no one to share any room !!!!!!



If the position is still open; my resume is on its way seeing that what I do for a living anyways!

The only chore I will not do is collect cat feces for the the vet (yes, one family asked me to do that - eeeekkkk!!!!!!)

:) Sue

Pooh, what's a dozen or so years? :D

I ACCEPT!

lol
ALl lonely souls, don't you fret!

JEss is here!

Hey Tom--

Can I be your personal chef???? Seeing as how I'm from cajun country and food is basically a religion here I think I'm more than qualified!!!!! What do you think????

Allison

Re: YYEESS!!
 

I'll take the ambasador job to Africa, as long as I'm in Durban so I can surf all day and watch rugby.

[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as the scene quiets down, and all eyes turn to face the swingin' saloon doors as the regulators come marching in]

AXO Alum : Well, well, well, - looks like we got some cleaning up to do in this one whore town...

Carnation: You mean one horse town -- SH80 doesn't deserve the credit for being called someone with that much dignity

AXO Alum: Right, right.

Mr. Tom "Wyatt Earp" President: Well now - looks like our
O-FISH-EE-AL regulators are here to keep the peace -- y'all better listen up, cause you don't want no trouble from these two.

Carnation: Mr. President - where should we begin?

Mr. Pres: Well this impotence thing......

AXO Alum: UH, EXCUSE ME, I hardly think that is what Carnation was referring to {pun intended}

Mr. Pres: umm-hmm yes, well, it seems to me that trouble is a brewin' here in GC land once again, and as President, it is my job to make sure that the job gets done.....well actually, its my job to kick back and not do much of anything, while everyone else gets the job done...yeah that sounds about right.

Carnation: Well it looks like we have our work cut out for us - y'all good little GC boys and girls just give us a holler and we'll take care of the problems that are plaguing this town.

AXO Alum: Yeah, and the bad little boys and girls -- well, don't forget Santa Claus is watching, and he gets his "nice" list from us!!

To Be Continued......

[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as Mr. President kicks back in his boots, and KABillyMac pours another round for the house...]

HAHAH
 

KABM would SO be the bartender. I never thought about that. I could absolutely see that. He'd be all, "We gots two kinds of Whiskey here partner. The kind you pay for with money, and the kind that gets taken outta youre hide if ya dont pay."

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OOPs fell aslepp at the !!:D

Newbie Since you are a young and nubuial young lady, 1 st Intern! Teach you all I knowl;)

Sue-XO-- Check with 1 st MOM for semi social secretary but must let me know all!;) OH there are no pets to do the W-Out House Lawn for any ah of the most semi-impotent persons to do the duty NO matter how they think of them selves!:D

AXO Alum From Your Post You Would make a very good personell Sec. ? GAWD KNOWeth I need Plenty of help in keeping keeping th lines of accennsion in line in case of liver problems or grape leaves growing out of my ears:D

Da, Shado and DeltaBabe, I am trying to really to figure out the upmost position , got any Reall GREAT IDEAs that I cn ponder over a flagon of VINO?

Damn, I wonder if I need a DR. Ruth TYPE :confused:

NO I NEED A NUBIAN WENCH:D Well at least one that tells a good story or lies like all get out!!!!

Damn, door bell is going dong!

OHOH is the Sand Man or Person to be correct and looking at ZZZZZZ'S


What a web we spin to make it rite with the world and the rest of the galatic:cool:


What ever you say is taken to heart by someone:)

While I realize that it isn't a cabinet position per se...

Could I be Vice President (In charge of Vice?)

Thanks for your personal consideration.

Hey Tom, can I become the Secretary of CD & Tape Trading? If I can, I would love to withdraw my nomination for the Ambs. to Africa.

DA
 

DA you are a gluton for punishiment!!!!!:D

YES to the last request, but you have your ass a signments as Press Sec, AND I for one expect you to uphold the position of impotentece that you have been asked to serve for your Pres. to (? ) be in running!:D

Keep messing, I will take your Night Hoodedness back;)

NaNa HeyHey -----:cool:

The Only Thing Wrong With People, is The People Themselves!:p

TTFN!!! Ya All! The Kid is out of hear as 6:oo comes damn early!!!!!

Re: DA
 

Since I didn't hear anything on surgeon general I 'm withdrawing from consideration.

Head Doc Job
 

RedAngel, do not back out on me now!:D

I could not remember the name of the position "Sturgeon General"

Maybe you would like to be the Pres. Select personall Doc?

Let me know:D

We need the bestest of the best for this administration, do you not agree??????;)

Frito Westeren!
 

AXO Alum, we deffenetly need to keep up the morals up of this slate and your SAGA Movie Script should do the trick:D

A story of fiction, I think not O Head script writer as so far, it is the truth, nothing but the truth, Amen;)

Shado, I still want you for a very special assignment, give me a hint will YA:(

Thnk gawd is my weekend! Have to do tons Sun. as blew off last Sun. even with extra hr!!!!!

Cannot wait to get into the White OutHouse as would have people to keep me on track!!!!!!!!!!:D

NEED
 

OTW, can you send me some poi?????:D

Still need aPersonall Sec. to keep all straight:D

Gawd, first afternoon off for 2 weeks but not sure how long will last, so got to make some hay shine nellie!

Well with all of the A U going on, I have decided not to go for the Presidency and live in the White Outhouse in Dumb Country!

I thank all of my backers and volunteers who backed the canidiotcy of the idea but If Called Upon, I will not RUN, Hell I Stroll everywhere, for this High Office:)

By the Way My Gorillas won the Conference and and will be playing for the Class II Championship!!!!!

The only thing I regret is having JaMom in seperate beds, OTW fixing Luahu, and Tiger bringing Cajun!!!!!:(

There will Be No Liquor Cabinent Member on the Staff:(

For OTW who would supply them a LAI to Ya All;)