Bitch used all of my Sea Salt. I buy the really expensive sea salt grinders so I expect a bottle to last me a while. It was all gone. At least she left the bottle in the cabinet. Behind all of my other spices. Don't mess with my spices. Drink my milk or eat my cereal, but God help you if I find you messing with my spices.

lol lol
omg, this post made me laugh...hilarious!

This wasn't my roommate, but still a good story.
My friend consolidated rooms with this quiet girl that she didn't know too well, but she seemed nice. She was really nice, but just real awkward. She also loved to read fanfiction. Not just the regular fanfiction, but the super wierd fanfiction porn! She would sit in bed all day and just giggle and sigh as she read these effing stories! She also asked my friend where she could get a new vibrator, because she had worn the motor in hers out (mind you, this was about four months after it was purchased). Whenever you would put the key in the door you would always hear her jump out of bed, and she'd be like "hold on!!" and you would walk in to her pulling her pants on. A very, VERY awkward experience that unfortunately, happened time and time again.

My prob is my roommate led me on that he was coming back 2nd semester and knew that he wasn't so his mother came and helped him grab all his stuff and the whole time he robbed me for couple of my things that were expensive but little, (like digital camara 200 dollar ear rings an watch and a phone memory card.) I was mad as hell thinkin that me and dude was good friends and he hit me for good vaulables and I ended up with no roommate

Worst Roommate (with Pictures!!!!)
 

I've attached pictures because I do not possess the necessary english writing skills to describe how much of a slob my roommate it. Well slobs not the best word, maybe complete pig is better....

These are after I went home for a week to visit my parents. She sent me a text after I got home saying "see how much teddy (my cat) messed up our house?". I will admit he did break the mirror, but really, I didn't think my cat was smart enough to cook cup cakes and leave the wrappers around.
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And here are a couple from 2 weeks ago when I went to my aunts for a weekend.

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So I piled all of her stuff into the stove. She got the hint for about a week and our kitchen is a mess again. I cannot wait to move out of here!
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I will admit I'm not the cleanest person in the world, but I'm definitely not THAT bad! And even if I had some stuff lying around while my roommate was gone for the weekend, I'd have the courtesy to clean up before she came home.