greetings fellow greeks
i am looking for advice
anyone can give

i am man i live
drymos now wanting move to
thessaloniki

is many work there?
i come from poor family
wanting to be rich

Here is my story
It is brutally honest
Why are you so rude

These are opinions
I am entitled to them
Ew you are all mean

What do you mean it's
Rude to ask a PNM
Where she goes to school?

I laugh my ass off
Every time I read this thread
You folks are funny

What is wrong with swats?
I beat pledges but it is
what they did to me.

I like mixers but
at the first sign of vomit
I am out the door.

Only south rush counts.
Hey, all of you northern greeks,
You just aren't as cool. (;))

Sockpuppets are great.
I love me some Pope, Sheetcake;
Troll Buster scares me.

I am thirty-five,
married with three kids, but I
want to be a Greek.

I don't have a rec,
tanked my senior year, but I
want to be a Greek.

I hate tiers and snobs,
but loser groups are lame, and
WAIT! Have I been cut?????

What does this word mean?
Will you translate this for me?
Not that kind of Greek.

Sausage not like rush.
Sausages not encased in
Lilly Pulitzer.

I have a record
Which sorority doesn't
Do a background check?

Wtf? I don't get it.

Okay:

1) Originally created and posted by Zillini:

Not Greek, but I know all
Out of State? You have no chance
Rush is like sausage

(Someone had posted elsewhere that rush is like sausage, meaning that one doesn't really want to know what goes into it.)

2) The "Lilly Pulitzer" reference is to a highly recognizable style / brand of dresses, etc., that's popular at some SEC schools and at "truly preppy" schools elsewhere. In general, the patterns are wildly colorful, and the prices tend to be toward the upper end of "moderate" ($250 or a little more or a little less for a sundress type of thing, I think.)

3). So the idea -- if there was one, which I'm beginning to doubt -- was to say that sausage casings (skins, whatever) aren't in Lilly Pulitzer patterns, therefore rush isn't like sausage.

I really loved your haiku until the explanation. Some things just speak for themselves. :)

Top tier group cut me
They are a bunch of mean snobs
Do they C O B?

Sockpuppet Courage
I still want you to like me
Despite the call out

LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL

Oh, you want the truth?
No, you can't handle the truth!
In before the lock!

I read that and thought of Lamba Upsilon Lamba. Guess I have been to too many probates.

He misread the post.
Lambda Upsilon Lambda
Is what he thought of.

:D

Alum of weak chapter
But I come on Greekchat
To pretend I'm an expert

Give advice to PNM and members
Putting down others
All while wearing my letters

Should get back to work
So my employer doesn't learn
I wasted all day posting on a forum that no longer has relevance to me!

no keyboard courage?
creating a sockpuppet
does not impress us :confused:

Using your real name
gives you credibility
otherwise eyes roll :rolleyes:

Weak chapter alums
have no need of pretending;
lower tiers rush too.

Insulting users
while wearing a sockpuppet
is better than advice!

Working on weekends
while your boss looks over your screen
must really be sad.

Five, seven and five.
Your syllable count is wrong.
This is not haiku.

I've always wanted
it, but...but... A senior now.
What are my chances?

What are my chances?
Hmm...when hell freezes over?
Yep, that's how I roll.

Good luck! Go for it!
Blowing sunshine up your ass
Will make you feel great.

I must not know crap
Because my post count isn't
as high as yours is.

So you are "fratty",
little do you realize,
synonym is "ass".

News and politics
creates a ton of high counts
Stalk threads, not so much.

If you know what counts,
that you know what you speak of,
go ahead and say.

ETA: In light of the post below, I wanted to make clear that I meant this in a affirming, rather than insulting way. I don't think post count is where it's at really. I realize that I'm lapsing into explanation, sorry, night night.

This thread is not the
Place for intarweb fighting.
My head, it aches... Woe!

Good point, as always.
I am sorry 'bout your head.
Perhaps, sleep will help.

And I will work hard
Maybe one day really soon,
Only laughs instead.

ETA: I wanted a second stanza involving Snarky McSnarkerson as six of seven syllables, but I couldn't figure out what to say.

You don't want to be
a Snarky McSnarkerson.
He or She's not fun. :)

Don't call it a "frat"!
Would you call a doctor "Doc"?
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Comparisons to
Body parts are not the way
To help your case, newb!

Oh, oh, your status!
hysterically funny!
as they always are.

May accelerate
to dangerous speeds, watch out!
It's happy Fun Ball.

More haikus on a topic that fascinates me, people who claim to have always wanted to be in a sorority yet never managed to take any steps to make it happen.

'Twas my lifelong dream
To be in a sorority,
But I never rushed.

I didn't sign up.
I chose a non-Greek campus.
Boyfriend disapproved.

Amusement for me:
GCers who change stories
'Net is forever

First you got some bids
Now you were a spurned rushee
Come on, which was it?

Why must everybody think
situation is unique
And post stupid threads.

I am wondering
Whether I am too old now.
I'll pursue AI.

Mess mess mess mess mess
Hating hating hating mess
Which one will you chose?