Gotta continue busting the GC rhyme :D

On this thread, we took a poll
And realized you are a straight up rotten troll

People on this thread have cleaned your clock
So, we suggest you crawl back under your stinking rock!

Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

(wish I could claim credit - it's on one of my daughter's t-shirts)

A few years ago
We had a GCer who
Often posted in haiku.

It was very entertaining.

That "one thing" is true.
Please stop making fun of my
Pretty sequined hose.

Have you all stopped taking your medication or what?

A recruitment tale
Sometimes welcome. Sometimes not
But never ignored

LOL!

chitown frightens me
With her reading of my mind
Is she Miss Cleo?

I was oh so close
New thread started, would be called
SEC Haiku

But I had some fear
I would get called snarky bitch
Yes, I am. Your point?

I still want to know what "that one thing" was...

Or, just to change literary lanes...

There once was a mom from F. L.
Who said she was a Southern Belle
She insulted and lied. She even cried
But we, politely, told her to go to hell.

I know that is not nice, but what the heck.She insulted the kappas...

Haiku is too cool
Writing just like Tom Earp does
Minus the smilies

These are freakin hilarious. Too bad I'm not creative enough to put that in haiku format.

Don't insult Kappa.
It isn't Panhellenic
Of you, helimom.


*calls pharmacy*

Pi Phi has angels
But they are not colored blue
That is for crazies

Which sorority
is the best? Come on, tell me!
Fine, I hate Greek life.

One of my faves! (Although, in my early morning, pre-coffee stupor, I thought you were talking to me!!)

I am not miss Cleo
If I was I would have known
of Ellie's Pi Phi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3ABE3wvxzA

Ok that was lame
But Seriously, Ellie.
Please go away now.

Me too. It haunts me.
Whenever I see sequins,
I wince and shudder.