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He's gay as a picnic basket.
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Sophia basks in the afterglow with her boyfriend Tony ...
Tony: You're good. Where'd a nice Sicilian girl like you learn to do things like that? Sophia: I live with a slut. |
Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms. Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?! Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison? Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise. Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked. Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea. Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top! |
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Poor Dorothy once again defends herself from accusations of ugliness ...
Blanche: Dorothy, please, this is lunacy! Since when do you care how you look? Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed! Blanche: Dorothy, this is a stunningly beautiful dress. People expect to see me in something stunningly beautiful! Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, Blanche, a yarmulke and a Hefty bag? |
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Just because I can :) |
Blanche, after giving Sophia a makeover for a hot date:
I took an 85-year-old woman and turned her into a 65-year-old drag queen! |
Rose: Do we have the ingredients for guhflugenblugen?
Dorothy: Come on, Rose. Get with it! Do what the rest of us do: buy FROZEN guhflugenblugen! When Sophia and Blanche are playing chess: Sophia: Anyway, I can get out of this. It's not over until the fat lady sings! Rose: I'm siiiiiiiingin in the rain! And I'm not sure which episode this is from, but Dorothy and Sophia are sitting in the kitchen. Dorothy: ..and you and I can argue til the cows come home! *Blanche and Rose walk in* Rose: We're home! Love this show! |
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I like the one where Sophia's brother, Angelo coems over dressed as a priest (he hasnt told the story of why he's not really a priest yet) and Blanche & Rose come in dressed up in nuns costumes.
Angelo is staring at Blanche holding her clothes with her bra on top and she says, " Oh we're collecting lingerie for sexy needy people." |
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This is one of my favorite clips of The Golden Girls:
Blanche Delirium from lack of sleep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54y-Mjxz9vw |
I LOVE this thread!
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^^ Me too.:)
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When the girls flew to LA to be on the game show "Grab That Dough"
Game show host: For one hundred dollars, complete this famous phrase...better late than... Blanche: PREGNANT! Sophia in an attempt to console Blanche being depressed over her birthday: Sophia:"No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words...You're old, you sag get over it! Blanche: Sophia! Sophia: "So what if you knew Jesus personally. Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil!" Blanche: My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise. |
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^^^ That reminds me of this scene.
I love the whole thing, but I lose it when Dorothy talks about visiting her mother at "...THE HOOOME" lol |
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Thank You For Being A Friend
Tribute songs about The Golden Girls, yes some of the language is NSFW.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/son...ls/id432601280 Why yes, I have these jamz on my iPod. |
"We're here, uh, collectin' lingerie for needy sexy people."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIA-Y_31_g |
Blanche: My sister has turned into a deceitful old woman whose only pleasure is in hurting old people. No offense Sophia.
Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton & Doug your room? Blanche: Are you crazy? What will the neighbors think if they see two men in my bedroom? Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday. |
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"I've been to enough funerals to see how they make up dead people. They look like clowns. You expect to see ten of them come out of one coffin."
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"Nancy, honey, I don't generally like to throw my weight around, but you really leave me no choice. It so happens that I am Miss Angie Dickinson."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=820LRZoPbMk |
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RIP Andrew Gold, who wrote "Thank You for Being a Friend":
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/new...-writer-195189 |
Nurse DeFarge: Do you know what happens when a nurse is late? People DIE.
Dorothy: Well ... let's get the party started! Nurse DeFarge: Good morning! Rose: Not for you, nursie-nurse-nurse-nurse! Nurse DeFarge: Wait ... you're Pussycat, too? Dorothy: I am Pussycat One. YOU are Pussycat Two. |
Blanche: Look at the shameless way she's flirting with him! Disgusting.
Rose: YOU flirted with him! Blanche: I'm from the South, flirting is a part of my heritage! Rose: What does that mean? Dorothy: Her mother was a slut, too. |
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They were collecting signatures for something, I cant remember what..
Dorothy: But Blanche you were gone for three hours and you one got one guy to sign this petition? Blanche: Well give me a chance to freshen up and change clothes. I'll get you another one! |
Blanche (on her failed attempt to be celibate): Barely a month had gone by before I started feelin' those awful stirrings and urges. I was like a spring bloomin' peach bud just ripened to dewy fruition, waitin' to be plucked by the first handsome man to come my way!
Dorothy: You were looking for some nookie? Blanche: Exactly. |
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^^ I remember reading that several years ago. Fail, all around.
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I opened it, looked at the title, and closed it. Things like that make me feel very unChristlike feelings towards the people who write them.
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